Rebirth of the Entertainment Master

"What is the king of world music? I understand today."

"When I sang a song, I burst into tears, Yunhuang, you are awesome."

"Where did the time go? It's really hard to see the little girl growing up while the father is getting old."

"Yunhuang, thank you, let us understand the difficulty of parents."

"If possible, I would like to exchange my parents' youth."

"Emperor Yun, you are too bad. My whole family cried and swollen their eyes on New Year's Eve."

Chapter 937 Not Short of Money ([-])

With the collective praise of "Where Did the Time Go" on the Internet, countless viewers switched their TVs to the central set, and the ratings naturally rose in a straight line, which made Zhao Wuyan greatly relieved.

He knew that the ratings would be even higher in the future, because the skit "Not Bad Money" co-produced by Yunhuang and sketch king Zhao Banshan will appear soon.

He had seen them perform during rehearsals, and he nearly burst out laughing.

At ten o'clock sharp, Xu Jun stepped onto the stage and said, "The next thing that will be on stage is a sketch co-produced by our Yunhuang and Xiaopin Wang, called "Not Bad Money". Our director just asked me to remind the scene in advance. And viewers and friends in front of the TV, don't drink water. Otherwise, you will definitely choke."

Xiao Yunhai's sketch "Not Bad Money" started.

In the anticipation of everyone, Zhao Banshan, the sketch king, walked onto the stage with Xiaoqing wearing a coat and carrying New Year's goods.

Although Zhao Banshan didn't say a word, his appearance still made the audience applaud spontaneously.

"This is the most expensive restaurant in Tieling, Scotland flirting." Zhao Banshan pointed to the name of the restaurant and read.

"puff"

"Hahaha."

The first sentence made everyone on the scene laugh out loud.

Xiaoqing said: "Grandpa, you read it the wrong way. It should be Scottish style. This place is very expensive."

Zhao Banshan said indifferently: "I have brought money, [-] yuan, where is the bag?"

Xiaoqing searched for a long time, and said: "I was sent to the Kang."

Zhao Banshan reprimanded her, searched all over her body, and there was only more than 300 yuan left, but the two went inside anyway.

"Waiter." Zhao Banshan called out.

Xiao Yunhai was wearing a skirt, with a girl's hair clip in his hair, and a red scarf around his neck, and his movements became a little coy, and he looked quite feminine.

This attire immediately stunned everyone.

It's fine if it's another actor, but who is Xiao Yunhai?Huaxia's business card, a world-class superstar, doesn't need an image.

Still, everyone applauded.Not for anything else, just for Xiao Yunhai's desperate performance.

"That's what a real actor is."

Countless audiences on the scene and in front of the TV sighed in their hearts.

At Xiao Yunhai's house, seeing Xiao Yunhai's attire, everyone couldn't stop laughing.

"Sister-in-law, what are you doing bro? I'm dying of laughter." Xiao Yunling had never seen her eldest brother like this, leaning forward and back laughing with her belly in her arms.

Zhao Wanqing shook her head and said, "Throughout the entire entertainment circle, only your brother would spoil himself so badly for the show."

Xiao Yuanyang smiled and said: "Look, tomorrow Yunhai will definitely become popular because of this image, and he will definitely be the headline on the front page. But don't say it, he looks really funny."

Xiao Yunhai spoke in his half-baked Northeast dialect, with a look of disgust on his face, "I'm sorry, sir, we are a high-end hotel here, and we don't accept agricultural and sideline products."

"Hahaha."

As soon as Xiao Yunhai's first sentence came out, everyone couldn't help laughing, and the word "cheap" came to mind at the same time.

"No, we are eating." Su Banshan corrected: "I said girl, this meal is very important to us."

When Xiao Yunhai heard it, he became anxious immediately, put his hands on his hips, and said dissatisfiedly in a very thin voice: "Oh my god, who do you call a girl? She is a pure man."

Looking at Xiao Yunhai's feminine posture and listening to his pure man's line, everyone burst into laughter.

"I'll go, this is still a pure man."

"Emperor Yun, you are too cheap."

"Oh, my God, I can't take it anymore."

"God, please help me."

Not only the scene, but also the audience in front of the TV was laughing.

At home, Xiao Leshan had just taken a sip of tea, when he heard his words, he spit out a gulp, pointing at Xiao Yunhai on the TV and cursing with a smile: "You brat, what are you doing?"

Zhao Wanqing also smiled pretentiously, and said, "Grandpa, you must stop drinking water. I know Yunhai, and his sketches get more and more funny as they go down."

Xiao Yunling was so angry with laughter at this moment, she lay on the sofa without any ladylike appearance and laughed non-stop.

Although Zhao Banshan had rehearsed with Xiao Yunhai many times, seeing his cheap appearance, he still couldn't help but want to laugh. He suppressed his smile and said, "Then why are you still dressed like this? And wearing a skirt .”

Xiao Yunhai said: "This is packaged according to our Scottish style, besides, this is not a skirt, these are not capri pants, look, they still have legs!"

After finishing speaking, Xiao Yunhai grabbed the trouser leg with his hand and showed it to him.

Everyone looked at it, good guy, it really is cropped pants, only wearing one leg.

Xiao Yunhai took a serious look, only to realize that there was something wrong with his trousers, a shy smile appeared on his face, and he said embarrassedly: "Oh my god, I missed it in a hurry. I said why there is no crotch in the aisle!"

"Pfft, hahaha."

"Oh, I'm going."

"The capri pants turned into a skirt, so talented."

"There's no crotch, hahaha, I'm dying of laughter."

Countless audiences burst into tears with laughter.

Zhao Banshan said: "Save that leg for tomorrow. Young man, let me tell you, I'm going to invite an important guest to dinner today. You must treat it well."

Xiao Yunhai nodded and said, "No problem."

Zhao Banshan waved his hand and said, "Come on, let me ask you, how much does it cost for a meal in your hotel?"