Rebirth of the Entertainment Master

"Even the actors on stage laughed, it's really awesome."

Just when everyone was laughing wildly, good news came from the monitoring room of CCTV.

"Director, our ratings have broken through 30.00%." ​​The staff reported to Zhao Wuyan.

Zhao Wuyan patted his thigh and said excitedly: "I knew it, this sketch definitely didn't run away. It's amazing, it's amazing."

On the stage, Zhao Banshan suppressed his smile and continued with the next performance.

"Well, I brought it for you, Xiaoqing, you go over and bring it to him."

Xiaoqing went behind the sofa and handed the little pheasant and mushrooms to Xiao Yunhai.

"Okay, here's a dish, come on idiot."

"Hahaha."

Zhao Banshan's words made everyone laugh.

Xiao Yunhai said dissatisfied: "Who are you calling stupid?"

Zhao Banshan explained: "No, I mean I'm ordering a stupid egg."

Xiao Yunhai said angrily: "No."

When everyone heard this familiar word, they couldn't help laughing again.

Cross talk and skits are like this. If you laugh smoothly, then everything will go smoothly.

"I have."

Zhao Banshan handed over a basket of eggs and scallions to the reluctant Xiao Yunhai, and said, "These are two dishes, how about this, I'll give you a chance, teacher Bi will come, and your restaurant will say yes?"

"Should I give you one?" Xiao Yunhai emphasized in a unique Northeast manner, and said, "Master, why are you so picky? You said you didn't order any of them, so we have to get one, right?"

"Hahaha."

"Oops, I'm going."

"That's fine too."

The audience laughed.

Zhao Banshan said: "It's not that I didn't order, abalone and lobster, your restaurant doesn't even have it."

Xiao Yunhai said tit for tat: "Is there any, haven't you counted in your heart yet?"

Zhao Banshan argued strongly: "Didn't you say that there is no store you opened?"

Xiao Yunhai said: "Stop talking, okay, what will happen later?"

The two of you said something, and I said something, which made all the audience laugh like crazy.

Zhao Banshan said: "What do you mean? Why am I short of money?"

Xiao Yunhai said: "I know you are not short of money, sir. What I mean is that Teacher Bi came here with great difficulty, and we can't care about money when we eat and drink. Sir, don't think I am young this year, but I have summed it up. The time is short, it is the same as sleeping. Once you close your eyes and open them, a day will pass, howl."

"If you close your eyes, this life will pass, howl."

The funny lines coupled with Xiao Yunhai's extremely cheap expression immediately caused the audience to burst into laughter and applause.

Xiao Yunhai continued: "Master, I have no other meaning. What I mean is that people should not take money too seriously. Money is something outside of one's body. Do you know what is the most painful thing in a person's life? It is money when people die. Not spent."

"Hahaha."

Zhao Banshan said: "Then do you know what is the most painful thing in life?"

Xiao Yunhai asked in surprise: "What?"

Zhao Banshan said: "It's just that people are alive, and the money is gone."

Another two classic lines made everyone laugh like crazy.

At home, Xiao Yunhai's family members were laughing so hard that they had no energy left.

Xiao Leshan shook his head, and said: "Usually Yunhai speaks humorously, but I didn't expect that he would be so powerful on stage. This should be the most hilarious skit I've ever seen."

Xiao Yunling's face turned red with a smile, and said: "Grandpa, with my brother's current appearance and voice, I can only give him one word. Cheap."

Zhao Wanqing smiled and said, "And it's the cheap one."

Everyone laughed.

On the stage, Xiaoqing held the microphone. After a nervous self-introduction, Bi Tingjian was so frightened that he quickly changed the topic.

"Can this kid sing?" Bi Tingjian asked.

Zhao Banshan said: "What's singing? She can also write songs. Xiaoqing, sing the song "Qinghai-Tibet Plateau" you wrote for your master to listen to."

There is no song about the Qinghai-Tibet Plateau in this world, so Xiao Yunhai changed the lines to Xiaoqing can write songs.

Hearing that there was a new song, the audience immediately thought that it must have been written by Xiao Yunhai, and all of them pricked up their ears.

The music sounded, and after the brief prelude ended, Xiaoqing began to sing.

"Who brought the ancient call,

Who left the thousand years of hope.

Could it be that there are speechless songs,

It's still the long-lasting nostalgia that can't be forgotten. "

Xiaoqing's tone was very high, her voice was sharp but yet contagious, and under Xiao Yunhai's training, her emotional expression was even more unusually full, winning applause from the audience.

"I saw mountains,

mountains and rivers,

Mountains and rivers are connected.

Ya la Suo, that is the Qinghai-Tibet Plateau.

Ya la Suo, that is the Qinghai-Tibet Plateau. "

In the last sentence, Xiaoqing's tune was almost up to the sky, and the extremely impactful voice made everyone mesmerized.

It's a pity that this is a sketch, and the song can only be sung for a paragraph, so it is impossible for people to see the whole picture.