Rebirth of the Entertainment Master

Xiao Yunhai: "Women and children, you protect them. Why do you protect wild animals with big backs?"

Yu Qianhua: "That must be protected."

Xiao Yunhai: "I'm thinking about it here, it's a mess up here. Someone shouted: "Come on! Save someone quickly, someone has fallen into the tiger's hole!" Some people cheered me up: "Hey, buddy, Hold on!" I heard: "What? Hold on? Where is this place? Can I hold on! You really don't feel backache when you stand and talk, come down and stand up for me to see!"

"Hahaha."

The website is already lively at this time.

"Hurry up and watch the performance of Dexin Society. Yunhuang is talking about cross talk with Mr. Yu."

"Really? Emperor Yun said cross talk. Can he do it?"

"Okay, why not. Even the jokes were written by Emperor Yun."

"Then hurry up, I have to go and see."

In just 2 minutes, there were 300 million more netizens who bought the crosstalk live broadcast of Dexin Club.

On the stage, Xiao Yunhai and Yu Qianhua are getting better and better.

Yu Qianhua: "Aren't they worried about you?"

"That can't be so messy! An old man shouted to me: "My child, there must be a guy who fights tigers, come, throw me this walking stick to you!""

"A walking stick?"

"A sister-in-law called me: "Brother, do you want a knife? My sister-in-law has a fruit knife here!"

"Hey! Look at these two weapons."

"This one suggested throwing bricks in for me to step on and climb up; the other suggested throwing a cigarette so that I could take a puff to refresh myself first. An old lady is really kind-hearted and kind-hearted, tears came out , lying on the edge and shouting to me: "Son, give you a pen, write down what you have to say first!""

"Push."

"Hahaha."

"This is for him to leave a last word."

Yu Qianhua: "Oh, this old lady is really interesting."

Xiao Yunhai: "Listen to this chaos! No one came out to organize it. Even if we set up a temporary rescue team first!"

"Then where is the time?"

"Then throwing this fruit knife and walking stick will work?"

"These two weapons are pretty close to hitting a tiger."

"The tiger is being lazy, what am I doing, I stab the tiger with a walking stick?"

"Hey, don't mind, it's going to have to stab the tiger."

"Besides, that old man up there, what kind of eyes do you have? Look at your walking stick throwing this place."

"Where?"

"I'm throwing the tiger's butt behind! Once I'm done, I'll grab the tiger's tail!"

"Ouch, don't move around!"

"I can't move around after thinking about it. I answered the old lady's words. While my mind is still clear, let me leave a few words first! I am also old and not young. The fortune teller said that I am 28 years old this year. It’s a big disaster, I’ve had my birthday a few days ago, and I’m still pretty!”

"The catastrophe has been avoided!"

"Thinking about it today, they probably calculated it for me according to the lunar calendar."

"Push."

"Hahaha."

At this point, the audience couldn't stop laughing.

This joke is a masterpiece of Jiang Kun and Tang Jiezhong in the previous life. It appeared in the Spring Festival Gala that year.

Although Xiao Yunhai has never learned cross talk, he has a sharp tongue and is full of humor, so he can perform with ease.

Yu Qianhua: "Yeah, it's a mistake."

Xiao Yunhai: "It's called being able to hide from the first day of the junior high school but not the fifteenth day. If I want to say a few words, I will blame my mother."

Yu Qianhua: "What does this hinder your mother?"

Xiao Yunhai: "Look at the birth of me. You guys next to me see that I am quite tall. Take a measuring tape and measure it. It is 1.7 meters five."

Yu Qianhua: "1.7 meters five, already high enough!"

Xiao Yunhai: "What's your height? The people I date put on high heels, and they are all taller than me. You said that if I have a partner, can I come here on Sundays to watch tigers?"

Yu Qianhua: "Then why can't you come?"

Xiao Yunhai: "Why not? Tell the young man who is dating, who doesn't go to work at the mother-in-law's house on Sunday when you are dating?"

Yu Qianhua: "Is that so?"

Xiao Yunhai: "Is that so? Let me tell you, our second child has been dating. Ever since he started dating, the mother-in-law's family has never hired a nanny again!"

Yu Qianhua: "Hey, so you are willing to be this nanny?"

Xiao Yunhai: "Working as a babysitter is a bit tiring. It's not life-threatening. We can't run into big tigers. We can still fall in love after we finish our work. Do you go to the park when you fall in love? Do you go to the zoo? What about the park? Like? What are you talking about there, it smells good. You smell the smell of the zoo, you smell it, it smells fishy and stinky, it’s just this smell, why talk about it affects your mood!"

"Hahaha."

"Oh, I'll go, I'm convinced of Emperor Yun."

"It's too funny. Emperor Yun should be a cross talk actor."

Xiao Yunhai's funny talent is brought into full play in this cross talk joke.

"Excellent, this kid is too powerful." Wang Guoan said: "Except for Guo Gang and several other cross talk masters, the younger generation, I really haven't seen anyone who is more powerful than Yunhai."

Sun Yanjun sighed and said, "He is the kind of person who lives for art. God is so kind to him."

Chapter 1707 Hilarious Crosstalk ([-])

The stage performance continues.

Xiao Yunhai: "Leave a few words and blame my mother, we don't invite old people, I won't say anything!"