Rebirth of the Entertainment Master

Yu Qianhua: "Leave a few words for the unit."

Xiao Yunhai: "How do you say it? All the leaders, all the masters, came out to play on Sunday, and let the tiger eat me without paying attention? It's all my fault. I am not strong in organization and discipline, and I am free and loose. I underestimated the consequences of the tiger eating me. "

"Hahaha."

"The consequences were underestimated, I laughed to death."

Yu Qianhua: "It's impossible to estimate!"

Xiao Yunhai: "I'm already dead, why should I check? Forget it, let's die. Anyway, I haven't died once since I was a child..."

Yu Qianhua: "Huh? No one alive has ever died."

"I'll go, what you said is so interesting."

"Hahaha."

Everyone couldn't stop laughing.

Xiao Yunhai: "Let's talk to the leader this time, let's be tough! Let's tell him, give as much pension as you like, and we won't say anything or blackmail you. Work-related injuries are not counted, at most one will be lost." Natural death."

Yu Qianhua: "I think that's the way to go."

Xiao Yunhai: "Boy, you can't finish it. If you have to let the tiger eat you, you probably won't be able to recognize anything..."

Yu Qianhua: "I can't ratify you."

Xiao Yunhai: "I'm just thinking about it here, and the big guys above can give me advice. This one said: "Hey...boy, this tiger is quite honest, let us think of a way...wait a little longer. "That one said: "Hey, someone has gone to find the zookeeper for you!" There was also a young man on the side offering an idea: "Come on, come on, everyone shout slogans to me, try to scare the tiger, one or two Three, hit the tiger! One, two, three, hit the tiger!!"

Yu Qianhua: "Hey, does this work?"

Xiao Yunhai: "Scared me out!" Stop shouting, stop shouting! Are you going to wake up the tiger? Are you going to shout slogans and I'll come. "

Yu Qianhua: "You shouted?"

Xiao Yunhai: "I'm close and it can hear clearly, really..."

"One" Xiao Yunhai yelled loudly, then covered his mouth, and said in a low voice: "One, two, three, four, five, go up the mountain to fight tigers, tigers don't eat, they only eat big bad guys!"

Yu Qianhua: "Okay, the nursery rhymes are all out."

Xiao Yunhai: "Hey! From above! Shouting slogans doesn't work, the tiger can't understand! Hey! You guys really have a heroic spirit, how many of you come down!"

"Hahaha."

Yu Qianhua: "What? Tell him to come down?"

Xiao Yunhai: "Then what?"

Yu Qianhua: "Don't they have to feed the tiger when they come down?"

Xiao Yunhai: "If you feed the tiger, that's called sacrificing oneself to save others. You deserve to die. When the time comes, I will give you a report or something. What do you think I am dead? Feeding the tiger is worthless."

Yu Qianhua: "No, no, you can be published in the newspaper even if you die."

Xiao Yunhai: "On the newspaper, at most two sentences. A young man accidentally fell into the tiger's mouth and died while visiting the park. The relevant department reminded the tourists to pay attention to safety..."

"Push."

"Hahaha."

Some people laughed when they heard this.

Xiao Changfeng in the box said: "This kid is really good, the burden is ringing."

Yu Qianhua: "You've been thinking about it for a long time, but it doesn't work at all!"

Xiao Yunhai: "Don't worry, you allow me to discuss with Tiger!"

Yu Qianhua showed a look of shock, and said, "Why do you still discuss with the tiger?"

Xiao Yunhai: "Tiger, tiger, just sleep for a while. Hey, open your eyes and look at me. I'm quite thin and I don't have any meat. If you want to eat, there is a Guo Gang in Dexin Society who is quite fat."

As soon as this sentence came out, the scene immediately burst into the biggest laughter since the beginning of the show.

The camera also captured Guo Gang at the right time, and he really shook his head and smiled wryly.

"Damn, it's too funny. Even Guo Gang appeared in the joke."

"Whoever wants to say that Emperor Yun doesn't know how to talk about cross talk, I will shoot him to death."

"Hahaha, I am so happy."

Everyone laughed and leaned forward.

Yu Qianhua: Ah? Why are you always thinking about him?

Xiao Yunhai: "I just teased it, so we don't really send it away. Tiger, if you don't bite me, I promise - I promise I won't bite you either!"

Yu Qianhua: "This is all the truth!"

Xiao Yunhai: "If you let me out, I will live a good life. We listen to the leaders and do our jobs well; we are filial to our parents and respect our siblings at home; we obey the traffic rules and don't spit anywhere!"

Yu Qianhua: "Hey...you are such a mess!"

Xiao Yunhai: "Don't look at the mess, you may not be able to remember it when I am here."

Yu Qianhua: "Oh, are you still proud of this?"

Xiao Yunhai: "What's the matter?"

Yu Qianhua: "You should find a way to get out now!"

Xiao Yunhai: "Find a way to get out? It's easy for you to say, what is this place? This is where tigers are kept! Tigers can't get out, can I get out?"

"Hahaha."

Xiao Yunhai: "Look at this fence, it's more than 3 meters high, and there's no head at all. How was it designed? No elevator!"

Yu Qianhua: "I've never heard of it."

Xiao Yunhai: "Hey, those above, what are you thinking... what? You went to find the administrator of the zoo? The administrator rests on Sundays? He rests, but tigers don't rest! Forget it, forget it, you all go away! You go out of the zoo, find a TV station, and ask them to send a film crew to take a picture and wait for the tiger to eat me later!"

Yu Qianhua: "Why did you shoot this!"

Xiao Yunhai: "Shoot a movie about tigers eating people and sell it to foreigners for some foreign exchange. That's considered my brother's contribution to China before he dies."

"Hahaha."