Rebirth of the Entertainment Master

Yu Qianhua said: "Hey! Where can someone fall so hard?"

Xiao Yunhai said: "I fell a somersault harder than this one. Not to mention falling out of the international level, at least I fell into the world's advanced ranks."

"Hahaha." Everyone laughed.

As soon as the performance of the two started, Xiao Yunhai immediately entered the mood, and his tone of speech also changed. The speed of his speech was much faster, but his enunciation was very clear, his breath was calm, and he was quite like a master of cross talk.

Ge Wuyou let out a sigh, and said, "This guy Yunhai has really learned cross talk."

As an old fan of cross talk, you can basically tell at a glance whether the person speaking cross talk on stage is an amateur or an expert.

Xiao Yunhai's demeanor is very pure, definitely not something that can be achieved in a short period of time.

Wang Guoan shook his head and said, "I should have been studying for a few days. You know that his "Zhu Xian" is currently being released.

Some time ago, I was making troubles in the United States again, so there was no time to learn. "

Ge Wuyou said: "Then this kid is very powerful. After a few days, he has learned like this, which makes other relatives

The sound is dead. "

Guo Gang's apprentices were all dumbfounded when they saw the state of Xiao Yunhai's performance.

Yue Mingliang said: "Master, did Mr. Xiao learn cross talk before? This is too good."

Guo Gang said: "I've only been studying for three days. Fortunately, he doesn't want to be a cross talk actor, otherwise, he really wouldn't be as good as us."

to eat. "

On the stage, Yu Qianhua said: "Hey! That's too impressive!"

Xiao Yunhai said: "The main reason is that I fell and hung there."

Yu Qianhua asked: "Where?"

Xiao Yunhai said: "Lion and Tiger Mountain in Yanjing Zoo. I went there alone on Sunday to watch the tigers play. I don't know who is wicked, pushing forward and booing: "The tiger is out of the mountain! "He pushed me off the edge of the fence!"

Chapter 1706 Hilarious Crosstalk ([-])

"Hahaha."

Xiao Yunhai's movements were very natural, and his tone of voice also carried a sense of humor.Although there is not much burden here, it still shakes very loudly.

A cross talk actor can use various means to shake a small burden into a big burden, and can shake no burden into a burden, that is his ability.

Yu Qianhua said: "Oh, did you break it?"

Xiao Yunhai said: "You are not afraid of anything if you break it. If you break your arm or break your leg, let the hospital pick it up and pick it up. The key is that the place where it fell is not suitable, it...it is not a place for people to stay!

"Yo, fell into the tiger's hole!"

"I looked up, and there was a big tiger lying on its stomach not far away, and my voice changed in fright!"

Xiao Yunhai had a frightened look on his face, his lips were trembling, and he said, "Oh...Mom...ah..."

Yu Qianhua said: "Why do you call a tiger a mother?"

Xiao Yunhai said angrily: "Calling you Mom? You can't call me Grandma! It's over. The big guy weighs more than 150 catties, and his bones and meat are just enough for a tiger's lunch."

"Hahaha."

The crowd laughed again.

"Don't worry, take your time and think of a way."

"The head is getting bigger! It was really good to sneak a glance at the tiger at that time."

"The tiger didn't see you?"

With a mournful face, Xiao Yunhai said: "You are exchanging feelings with me!"

"Push."

"Hahaha."

"Emperor Yun said that cross talk is really funny."

"When he presided over the Jinzun Awards Ceremony, I knew he said there must be no problem with cross talk."

In the box, Zhao Wanqing smiled and said, "Don't talk about it. When Yunhai talks about cross talk, it really looks like that."

Zhao Mingsheng said: "It takes a few days to reach this level, Yunhai is really a genius."

Yu Qianhua said: "Ah? Staring at you!"

Xiao Yunhai said: "When this tiger kicks me, my brain "shocks", and many heroic images emerge from "clap ceng ceng"!"

"Hey! Return the hero image!"

"I looked up and saw a lot of people looking at me. We are the young people of the times. We can't embarrass the young people when so many people fall into the tiger's mouth! You used to listen to the Beijing opera "Wu Song Fighting the Tiger" OK?

"Hurrah!"

"Okay? That's fake! Today buddy is here to practice real! Let's really open your eyes!"

"Hahaha." Everyone laughed when they heard this.

Yu Qianhua said: "Oh, you are really good at fighting tigers."

"Do what?"

"Good idea."

"That's a good idea, you have to stand up!"

"The legs are weak!"

Xiao Yunhai said: "That's what I thought about at the time. We have all had legal education. There is an "Animal Protection Law", do you know?"

Yu Qianhua nodded and said, "I know."

Xiao Yunhai said: "Whoever kills the tiger will be sentenced to two years in prison!"

Yu Qianhua: "You have a strong sense of the legal system."

Xiao Yunhai: "Who do you think made this law? It's against the law for me to beat a tiger, and the tiger eats me for nothing?"

Yu Qianhua: "That is to protect wild animals."