Rebirth of the Entertainment Master

Chapter 1705 Hilarious Crosstalk ([-])

After a few people chatted for a while, Xiao Yunhai and Zhao Wanqing walked in.

"Yo, Yunhai, Wanqing, you are here too."

Seeing the two of them, Wang Guoan laughed loudly.

Xiao Yunhai smiled and said: "Not only the two of us are here, but my parents and children are also here. We are the mobilization of the whole family."

Most of the people who came to the theater were acquaintances, Xiao Yunhai and Zhao Wanqing talked and laughed with them, and then entered the private room on the second floor.

At eight o'clock sharp, the ten-year celebration of Dexin Society officially began.

It has to be said that there is indeed a reason why the Dexin Society can become popular in Yanjing.

Needless to say, Guo Gang and Yu Qianhua, with the slapping sound of their burdens, even their apprentices also have their own abilities, which made the audience laugh constantly.

Xianyue Video Network and Yunqing mobile app live broadcast the whole process, with more than 200 million people online.

Calculated at ten yuan per person, Dexin Society earned tens of millions of dollars just for this cross talk.

If it wasn't for Xiao Yunhai's request not to use him for publicity, the number of people might have exceeded 2000 million.

During the period, all the big names were also invited to the stage by Guo Gang and Yu Qianhua. They may have strung words before, so they cooperated very well.

Two hours later, it was finally the turn of Xiao Yunhai and Yu Qianhua's cross talk.

When Xiao Yunhai wore a long gown and appeared on the stage with Yu Qianhua, everyone was dumbfounded, and then unprecedented applause and cheers erupted.

"Damn, no, Emperor Yun actually talked about cross talk."

"My God, this is too incredible."

"Looking at where Emperor Yun is standing, he is still joking, is it okay?"

Not only the audience, but also those big-name stars were extremely surprised.

Wang Guoan opened his mouth wide, and said incredulously, "Yun Hai is so brave, he dared to go up and talk about cross talk. Doesn't he know that this stuff can't be learned in a few days."

Sun Yanjun said: "I think Yunhai's cross talk is pretty good. You can tell from his hosting, this kid still has a sense of humor."

In the box of Xiao Yunhai's family

Xiao Changfeng laughed and said, "Wanqing, how is Yunhai practicing? Don't lose anyone when you go up."

Zhao Wanqing said: "I don't know either. I practiced in front of a mirror at home, but I don't know exactly what it looks like."

Zhao Mingsheng said: "Cross talk can't be learned in a day or two. As long as Yunhai can go from beginning to end, it will be a victory."

On the stage, after Xiao Yunhai and Yu Qianhua settled their positions, they first made a bow like the audience, and the audience immediately screamed.

Yu Qianhua said with a smile: "Mr. Xiao, do you hear that? This is all cheers for you."

Xiao Yunhai nodded, and said: "I know. They are waiting to see me make a fool of myself. I dare say, if I

If I forgot the words in the middle, everyone's cheers must be even louder.You say, don't you? "

"Yes." Everyone answered in unison.

Backstage, Guo Gang, who had been worried all the time, saw Xiao Yunhai so freely, he was slightly relieved, and said to his apprentice: "Did you see that? Mr. Xiao is much better than us in setting off the atmosphere."

Yue Mingliang said: "The key is that I don't think Mr. Xiao is nervous at all. I remember when I was talking about cross talk for the first time, I almost peed my pants."

Guo Gang said: "I haven't seen any scenes. Mr. Xiao can still win a concert with more than 10 people. You may not be able to open your mouth if you are asked to talk about cross talk in front of [-] people."

Yue Mingliang smiled embarrassingly.Hundreds of thousands of viewers are looking at you, the pressure is scary even thinking about it.

On the stage, Yu Qianhua pointed at the audience and said, "You guys are too bad."

Xiao Yunhai said: "It's nothing. If it were me, I would do the same. To be honest, I'm the first girl in the art of cross talk. It's impossible not to be nervous. I just heard Many people below are softly asking Emperor Yun if cross talk is good? My answer is that men should never say that they can’t.”

"Push."

"Hahaha."

Yu Qianhua said: "Why do I feel a little bit wrong when I hear this?"

"Hahaha."

Yu Qianhua is indeed worthy of being an excellent cross talk actor. With just one sentence, the same burden made everyone laugh twice.

Xiao Yunhai said: "Okay. Teacher Yu, shall we start formally?"

Yu Qianhua said: "Okay. However, I want to tell everyone in advance that our next cross talk is called "The Dream of the Tiger's Mouth". It took Mr. Xiao two days to create it."

"Wow, that's amazing."

"Writing a joke in two days, Emperor Yun is really awesome."

Xiao Yunhai interjected: "Teacher Yu said this to tell everyone that those comrades who are waiting for me to forget the words should completely give up this idea."

"Hahaha."

Guo Gang clapped his hands, and said approvingly: "See, I'm hanging the burden now. There are absolutely no such words in the book. If Mr. Xiao is willing to talk about cross talk, he will become the best cross talk actor in less than a year."

His disciples all looked at Xiao Yunhai on the stage with admiration, and secretly said: "It's really amazing."

Yu Qianhua said: "Okay, Mr. Xiao, let's start."

Xiao Yunhai nodded, thought for a long time, and suddenly asked: "Teacher Yu, what is our first sentence?"

"Push."

"I'll go, hahaha."

"I forgot the words in the first sentence, what should I say next?"

Of course Yu Qianhua knew that Xiao Yunhai didn't really forget his words, and said after hearing the words: "Then think about it carefully. It's okay, at worst we'll wait until dawn."

Xiao Yunhai chuckled, and said: "We can afford to wait, but the audience can't afford to wait. I just made a joke with everyone, and we'll start now."

"I said Teacher Yu Qianhua, I want to ask you a question?"

Xiao Yunhai: "Have you ever fallen?"

Yu Qianhua was taken aback, and said, "Are you referring to work or life?"

Xiao Yunhai said helplessly: "What about work and life? I just don't pay attention when I walk around, "bacha"! Dogs eat shit, mouths gnaw mud, big horses lie down, upside down!"