Immortal and Demon Cultivation

After burying the raw meat film that protected him, he returned to sit down in front of a group of old men. Those guys hugged the wine jar and hid away, determined not to sit with Ye Xiaochuan. They all said that Ye Xiaochuan was intoxicated by smelly meat. , has become the same as the stench of smelly meat. It can smell up to eight hundred feet against the wind, and it can spread three hundred feet into the wind.

Qian Zhang is a truly stinky man.

Zao Wuji threw him a big bone and asked him to take a bath and change clothes quickly, otherwise he wanted to drink broth? Next life.

Ye Xiaochuan was helpless. He felt that the main reason why the raw meat rotted and smelled was not because he had improperly preserved it, but because he blamed Zuo Qiu.

For more than ten years, I have been hanging on my body a piece of ancient ice jade that I dug out from Xuan Ying. The jade is cool and cool. I hang it on my chest all day long. No matter how hot it is, I don't feel hot.

Last time in the Wushan Jade Slip Cave, Zuo Qiu got sick and developed a high fever because he learned that his life experience might be related to the demon sect Changkong. He used the Ice Ancient Jade to cool her down. As a result, the Ice Ancient Jade After Zuo Qiu woke up, Yu was taken over by this woman.

If he still had the ancient ice jade hanging on his chest, it would be impossible for the raw meat slices in his arms to become smelly. Now it's fine, my whole life's reputation has been ruined. Before, I was still a little human hero who fought against the masters of the heavens and blocked tens of millions of armies. In just a few hours, I have turned into a stinky man who stinks all over the mountains of southern Xinjiang! The most disgusting thing is that I was ostracized by those shameless people and even had no food.

He was not allowed to eat or drink, and he was not allowed to take a shower or change clothes.

bath? Change clothes?

This great sage has not washed himself several times in thirty years. As for changing clothes, let alone that. You will never stop wearing a set of clothes until you wear them to death.

In order to get rid of the title of stinky man, Ye Xiaochuan held the bone in his mouth and walked toward a small stream outside the valley according to what Zhao Wuji and others said.

The small stream is not very big, and the water flow is trickling and extremely gentle.

When we got closer, we found that there were many people near the creek, both upstream and downstream. It seemed that most of them were women and there were only a few men.

No wonder I didn't see many people in the valley. They all wash up here.

Ye Xiaochuan felt that these guys were poor and sophisticated. They were here and not at home, so what were they doing so neatly?

Yang Jiujiu had just finished washing her face and walked towards the valley camp with a small silver basin. When she saw Ye Xiaochuan, she immediately became happy.

Said: "Senior brother, you're awake. I saw you sleeping soundly in the tent before, so I didn't call you. You... why do you smell so bad?"

As soon as he approached Ye Xiaochuan, Yang Jiu immediately covered his nose with his hands.

Ye Xiaochuan said angrily: "It's just that I haven't taken a shower in decades. Of course I smell like a man."

When Yang Jiu heard this, he immediately took several steps back, bent over and retched. Ye Xiaochuan rolled his eyes and said: "Little junior sister, there is no need to be so exaggerated, right? Forget it, I was teasing you just now. The smell on my body is that after I returned to the human world, I forgot that I still had the piece in my arms that I had before leaving. Big fat guy, now that piece of raw meat has been buried by me, and I’m just about to come here and take a bath.

, why are there so many people here? Forget it, I won't take a shower anymore. I'll take off my clothes and you can wash them for me. This is the only set of clean clothes I have. "Yang Jiujiu is known as Qingfeng Chivalrous Girl, and she comes from a wealthy family. Naturally, she does not know how to do the rough work of washing clothes. If it were normal days, she might help Ye Xiaochuan rub the clothes in the water and beat them with a big mallet. Next, now that I know that Ye Xiaochuan has a piece of rotten meat in her clothes, it is impossible to help even if she is beaten to death.

Ye Xiaochuan shared the housework. Seeing her run away in a flash, Ye Xiaochuan felt like crying but had no tears. What kind of world is this? Even his junior sister could not be trusted. He really regretted that he had led her into Cangyun Sect to become his mentor. I used to covet her family's money, hoping to get some money from this little rich woman.

, but it turns out that I haven’t made any money in these years, and now I can’t even ask her to wash my clothes. I really regret it.

If there is no one to help, then let's carry forward the noble character of the stinky men in the world who make enough food and clothing by themselves, and don't care about the many female disciples washing around, just take off their tops and squat shirtless by the stream to wash clothes.

This move immediately caused a burst of exclamations and curses from the surrounding people.

It's not that there are no male disciples by the stream, but no one is as shameless and shirtless as Ye Xiaochuan.

Ye Xiaochuan didn't care and said, "What are you calling me? Believe it or not, I'll take off my pants too!"

As soon as he finished speaking, a lot of pebbles were thrown at him. Several women from the Cangyun Sect threw them at him with joy. Even Liu Tong, whose face could turn red to his neck when he spoke to a man, grabbed a few pebbles and threw them at him.

Ye Xiaochuan hurriedly avoided, but there were too many stones, and he was still hit several times. They were masters of cultivation. The stones hit with hidden weapons were naturally very powerful. Ye Xiaochuan grimaced in pain. In anger, he also He stopped avoiding and started to reach out to unbuckle his belt.

At this time, the fairies around them screamed again and again, covering their eyes and yelling "shameless people".

It was quiet by the creek, and Ye Xiaochuan hummed to himself: "Can't this great sage cure you?"

As soon as he finished muttering, he was slapped on the back of the head. He was furious. When he looked back, the anger disappeared again. Du Chun said angrily: "Xiaochuan, do you lack any virtue? You are so old, can you restrain yourself a little? There are not only disciples of Cangyun Sect here, but also disciples of all sects. You are grinding with your bare buttocks, turning around It’s such a shame to be fooled, you are really prepared to put Cangyun Sect’s thousands of years of reputation in your hands.

Defeated? "

Ye Xiaochuan said: "Don't blame me. It was those fairies who hit me with stones first. I was forced to take legitimate defense. You came just in time. I have to ask you to wash these clothes for me."

Du Chun sighed and looked at the shirtless Ye Xiaochuan, and suddenly realized that although Ye Xiaochuan's face was not as good-looking as Qingfeng Li's, he had a pretty good figure. Her skin, which is not very white, has a bronze color. Under the soft white moonlight, she has a unique charm. Seeing Du Chun looking at him, Ye Xiaochuan immediately clenched his fists, made a few bodybuilding movements, and said: "Look at me, my figure makes all you women drool? Look at these eight Those abdominal muscles are not obvious yet, but they are definitely eight-pack! And these biceps, please feel them.

Yes, what hot biceps! "

"Ouch!"

"Plop!"

A scream pierced the night sky, and Du Chunjinji was seen standing alone by the creek, with his right leg raised high in the air, while Ye Xiaochuan was already flopping in the creek.

Ye Xiaochuan ran up soaked and said, "Why are you kicking me? I'm telling the truth. Although the eight-pack abs are a bit exaggerated, the fiery biceps are real!"

Du Chun looked at the angry Ye Xiaochuan carefully. Suddenly she was no longer angry. Instead, she smiled brightly and pointed at Ye Xiaochuan: "Giggle, your eyebrows... gurgle..." Many people by the stream looked over and looked at Looking at the look on Ye Xiaochuan's face at this moment, everyone was laughing so hard.