Immortal and Demon Cultivation

We can’t stay in Southern Border anymore, and we can’t just evacuate casually. If the aliens leave, and if the disciples of good and evil in Southern Border also leave, then the Righteous Way in Middle-earth and the Demonic Cult in the Western Region will be in conflict. A smear of darkness.

War is about intelligence. It is no lie that only by knowing the enemy and yourself can you fight a hundred battles without danger.

The news that Ye Xiaochuan had returned to the human world, as well as the information about the heaven that Ye Xiaochuan brought back, were immediately sent back to the headquarters by the disciples of each sect, and they asked for instructions on what to do next.

Without exception, the replies from various sects to these young disciples who went deep into the hinterland of Southern Xinjiang generally ordered them to stay near the Gate of Catastrophe in Southern Xinjiang for the time being and wait and see what happens, but they should not risk getting too close. Everything must be done well. Spend.

Ye Xiaochuan wanted to run away. He had played tricks on Baihua Fairy and countless heavenly soldiers and generals in the heaven. He didn't know if Baihua Fairy had seen through his little trick now. He estimated that in three to five days at the latest, or one day at the fastest, the vanguard camp of the heaven would be ready. The Six-Winged Legion will appear in the world.

There is still time to escape at this time, but it will be miserable if the delay continues.

There are more than 300 people from the righteous path here, and there are also more than 300 people from the demon sect. The total number of people is only 700. How can they be the opponent of the millions of troops in the heaven and the six tribes of hundreds of thousands of heavenly beings?

However, I had to listen to the words from Master Yu Jizi of the Cangyun Sect in Middle Earth. Even if I wanted to take a sick leave, I could go back to Cangyun to recuperate.

The place where the Zhengmo disciples camp is about fifty miles north of the Gate of Catastrophe. Of course, secret sentries are arranged about ten miles away from the Gate of Catastrophe to keep an eye on them. If anything happens, the secret sentries will report it in a very short time. The news reached the rear.

Everyone is a master of cultivation, and it is easier to run over a distance of dozens of miles. Those heavenly soldiers, generals and six-winged strange birds may not be able to catch up.

There were many tents in the valley, but Ye Xiaochuan's forum ended up being empty because of his boasting. I could only hold Wangcai in a tent and sleep.

He had no concept of time. He only felt that he had left the world for just over an hour before returning. However, Wangcai seemed to have really lost weight, which made him very happy.

One person and one bird were hiding in the tent. Ye Xiaochuan took out two Chaos Fruits from the Qiankun Bag, one for himself and one for Wangcai. He was never stingy with his brothers, even though this Chaos Fruit was worth his money. One month of cultivation.

Ye Xiaochuan was very happy to eat the fairy fruit. Ye Xiaochuan asked no one to disturb him, saying that he was getting jet lag, and then fell asleep vaguely.

When he woke up, Wangcai was no longer there. When he got out of the tent, he found that there was already a bright moon and stars outside. Ye Xiaochuan scratched his bald head and accidentally fell asleep for three or four hours. Could it be that he had become a lazy person? pig?

Not only was he a big lazy pig, he was also a greedy big lazy pig. He sniffed and followed the smell of the meat and found a group of male disciples who were eating and bragging about Haisai.

Most of them are disciples of Cangyun, such as Zhao Wuji, Chu Tianxing, Qi Feiyuan, Su Qin, Li Daodao, Xiao Wu, Fatty Liu, etc. There are also two bald heads, namely Liu Jie and Jie Se.

In addition, there is Yamashita Zhisu and Li Qingfeng.

A group of old men gathered around a large bonfire, each holding a big meat bone and gnawing happily.

Of course, there must be wine when there is meat, and everyone has a wine jar next to them. In addition, when these scum gather together, instead of talking about the major events of the day, the topic always revolves around the beautiful fairies in the team, who are as wretched as they want.

Seeing Ye Xiaochuan coming, Jiese immediately turned his back. He had already made up his mind not to talk to Ye Xiaochuan in this life.

Ye Xiaochuan walked directly to Jiese, pushed him aside, reached out and fished out a boiled meat bone from the big meat pot. With a shake of his hand, all the fat on it fell into the pot. There are some remaining tendons stuck to the big bones.

He said: "Tsk, tsk, tsk, your cooking skills are not good. If you cook for too long, the meat will melt. Don't think that cooking meat is easier than barbecue. In fact, the control of heat when cooking meat is no worse than that of barbecue. Forget it. I'd better drink something hot."

Just as he was about to serve himself soup, Su Qin sniffed and said, "Did you smell a bad smell?"

Everyone smelled it carefully and found out that yes, it was a stench. The rich aroma of meat could not cover up the stench.

Ye Xiaochuan also stretched out his head and smelled it a few times, and immediately got angry and said: "Who, who farts? They say that loud farts don't stink, and smelly farts don't make loud noises. Who is this sneaky, invincible, big, stuffy fart?" ?”

Everyone looked at each other in shock, thinking that this big stuffy fart was caused by someone else.

Fatty Liu boasted that he had a keen sense of smell and turned into a detective, sniffing in front of everyone one by one like a puppy.

The group of people walked around in a circle, and Fatty Liu turned back to smell Ye Xiaochuan.

Ye Xiaochuan said: "What are you doing? It's not my fart!"

Fatty Liu pinched his nose and said in a rough voice: "It... seems like you have the strongest odor!"

When everyone heard this, they immediately pinched their noses.

Ye Xiaochuan was furious, he didn't fart, he was sure of this.

He opened his arms and lowered his head to smell it. It seemed like he had the strongest odor. It doesn't make sense, I went to heaven for more than an hour and didn't get excrement thrown at me, especially when I had a fight with Baihua Fairy at the end. The fragrance of Baihua Fairy spread ten miles away, and there was no way it would smell bad.

Could it be that Wangcai pooped on himself while he was sleeping?

Just when he was doubtful, Ye Xiaochuan suddenly jumped up, patted his head suddenly, and took out a large piece of meat from his arms. This was what he carried when he was having a meal before leaving the human world and entering the heaven. Ten people each A piece of raw meat means that you can come back alive.

I didn’t feel anything in heaven, but it’s been a day since I returned to the human world. Since it’s a hot summer in the human world and it’s hot in the mountains, the raw meat slices have become smelly after being kept in my arms for a day.

I found the source of the smell.

“Don’t waste food, throw it into the pot and cook it!”

Ye Xiaochuan pinched his nose and was about to throw the smelly raw meat slice into the pot, but Zhao Wuji and Fatty Liu beside him quickly grabbed it.

Everyone had just started eating and hadn’t eaten enough yet. If you threw this piece of smelly meat in, the fragrant broth would be ruined.

Seeing Fatty Liu throw the raw meat slice that blessed him to return to the human world safely far away, Ye Xiaochuan was very dissatisfied.

Was that an ordinary raw meat slice? No, it was a mascot that could bless him to return safely from a life-threatening situation.

It was a bit smelly, but Fatty Liu casually threw it away like garbage. Then, if he went to be a death squad in the future, how could the raw meat god bless him? Ye Xiaochuan couldn't do such a thing as crossing the river and then destroying the bridge. He immediately ran over and found the piece of stinky meat from the crevice of the stone. He rinsed it with clean water, wrapped it with two leaves, dug a small hole and buried it. He also specially piled up a grave for the stinky meat with small stones to show that he was not ungrateful.