Immortal and Demon Cultivation

It’s over, I can’t live anymore, I’m so embarrassed that I’ve been thrown into my grandma’s house!

Ye Xiaochuan not only had a bald head, but his eyebrows were also burned off by Zuo Qiu using the Red Sky Divine Sword in the jade slip cave. Later, when he was in Wushan, Zuo Qiu used her eyebrow pencil to draw on his eyebrows.

Zuo Qiu's craftsmanship is good, and the two sword eyebrows are lifelike.

However, after falling into the water just now, the eyebrows drawn with the eyebrow pencil immediately fell apart, and now Ye Xiaochuan's face is covered with black water.

Ye Xiaochuan's worldview is different from others. He does not think that taking off his belt is a shameful thing, but it is mostly a joke.

However, his eyebrows melted in front of everyone. For him, this was a very serious embarrassing incident. It was almost comparable to what happened when Baili Yuan and Yang Ling'er saw him eating tiger whip with Jie Se at Fenghuang Mountain. .

Seeing the fairies around him laughing and laughing, Ye Xiaochuan hid his face and ran away, throwing away his clothes.

I don’t dare to go to the valley camp. How can I see people like this now?

I ran directly to the mountainside and found a large and lush tree. I jumped up and used leaves to disguise myself. I planned not to leave this tree until my eyebrows grew out.

He rode on a big tree branch and took out yellow paper to pass the paper crane to Yun Qiyou. However, he didn't wait for a reply for a long time. Out of boredom, he broke off a branch and started to draw circles and curse Zuo Qiu.

The reason why the raw meat movies turned stinky and turned him into a stinky man was because Zuo Qiu took away his ancient ice jade.

Now everyone makes fun of him for his splayed eyebrows, which is also caused by Zuo Qiu.

He felt that all the unfortunate and embarrassing things he experienced in southern Xinjiang were related to Zuo Qiu, and he had to curse her a hundred times in circles.

There are Zhengmo disciples everywhere around the valley, and it is really easy to find his traces.

When Ye Xiaochuan was wondering whether to curse Zuo Qiu seventy-two times or seventy-three times, a cold snort came from above his head.

"I didn't provoke you. They said bad things about me behind my back. They were unwilling to send it to you. Fortunately, I was kind enough to send you the washed clothes."

Ye Xiaochuan took a look and saw that Zuo Qiu Yukong had flown over, holding a pile of clothes in his hand. They were the ones he had thrown by the stream earlier. It seemed that they had been washed. What Zuo Qiu was practicing was fire. Attached to the magic sword, the clothes will be dried as soon as the flames bake them. He completely ignored Zuo Qiu, who came to give him clothes to express his condolences, and hummed: "If it weren't for you, would I be embarrassed twice tonight? It's been how many days, and my eyebrows haven't grown out yet, and my head has been damaged by you. I was shaved bald, and you took away my ice jade. As a result, the raw meat pieces on my body rotted.

Rotten becomes stinky, everyone calls me a stinky man, if I don’t draw a circle and curse you, who will I curse? "

Zuo Qiu's anger dissipated a little. When he thought about it carefully, Ye Xiaochuan's current appearance really had something to do with him. Ye Xiaochuan stole the ice jade by himself, burned his eyebrows by himself, and shaved his hair by himself.

Wrong comes back to wrong, in the relationship between a man and a woman, whether it is a relationship between friends or a couple, the woman is right when she is wrong, and the man is right when he is right.

Zuo Qiu is a woman and never gives up on women's unreasonable privileges.

She hummed: "Why, are you still not convinced? Believe it or not, I will also cut off your nose hair?"

Yes, Ye Xiaochuan doesn't care about women. He reached out and grabbed the clothes in Zuo Qiu's hand and put them on. The smell was gone. Instead, there was a faint aroma, which should be the smell of lavender. It was very light and smelled good.

Ye Xiaochuan tilted his head and looked at Zuo Qiu, whose eyes were a little evasive.

Zuo Qiu was a little annoyed by what he saw, and said, "What are you doing? Your clothes still stink too much after washing. I was afraid that you would kill people, so I smoked them with vanilla. I'm thinking of other people!"

Ye Xiaochuan chuckled. Some things are better left undisclosed than revealed. Being confused is also a quality of life.

The atmosphere in the big tree was eerily quiet, and no one spoke.

After a while, Zuo Qiu said: "You can enjoy the night view of southern Xinjiang by yourself on the tree. I will go back first."

Ye Xiaochuan said: "Don't go, it's so boring to be alone. Tell me what's going on in the world during this time. Senior Sister Ning and the others didn't tell me in detail this morning."

Zuo Qiu said: "Then you have to tell me first, what exactly did you go through in heaven after we left heaven? Don't use words like Erlang Shen and Taishang Laojun to deal with me."

Naturally, people who are familiar with Zuo Qiu should not go too far, so Ye Xiaochuan spoke concisely, not being realistic or exaggerating.

Zuo Qiu felt that what Ye Xiaochuan said at this moment was closer to the truth, unlike when he first came back in the morning, when he was bragging about nothing.

So Zuo Qiu also began to talk about what happened in the world during this period.

In addition to the human court's continuous increase of troops to Jiannan Road, the biggest thing is naturally the participation of Buddhists.

Recently, the imperial court and the Cangyun Sect jointly invited the Buddhist Esoteric Sect and Zen Sect located in the north of the Middle Earth, citing the insufficient supply of food and weapons, hoping that the Buddhist sect could send disciples to transport food and weapons in the form of Qiankun storage bags. Buddhism quickly responded. Master Kongyuan of Kashyapa Temple and Xuankong Shenni of Jixiang Temple spoke at the same time, willing to take on the task of logistical support and sending three thousand Buddhist disciples into northern Xinjiang to transport weapons. At the same time, seven thousand disciples were dispatched to carry Qiankun bags to fill grain from various granaries and transport them to Hunan.

Xiyingzui Cliff and Cangyunxianxia Gorge are two places that may be the main battlefields. Ye Xiaochuan listened happily and said: "These bald heads in Buddhism are really serious. They sent 10,000 disciples out of the mountain. Even if the Qiankun Bag is full, it only weighs a few kilograms. In fact, to transport weapons in Northern Xinjiang, we only need to send a few disciples." , each disciple only needs to carry a few hundred Qiankun bags, but the result is

These monks each carry a Qiankun bag. Isn't this a huge waste of Buddhist power? Zuo Qiu said: "You still don't understand the intention. Are all Buddhists fools?" The reason why so many disciples were sent out was actually because they were worried about the southern gate of Central Earth. Due to some relationship, only Cangyun Sect and the Zhengdao sect of Jiangnan Five Ways, and no other sects, were setting up defenses in the south.

After getting involved, Buddhism has never been able to find an excuse. Now that it has an excuse to ensure logistics supply, it is natural to use it to make a fuss for others. Ye Xiaochuan rolled his eyes, his expression gradually darkened, and said: "I think this article is not for others to read, but for your uncle Qiankunzi." This is a time of life and death crisis, do you Xuantian Sect still want to continue to sit on the sidelines? You have also seen the millions of heavenly troops. Once the defense line of Jiannan Road is breached, there will be an endless plain to the north, and there is no danger to defend. Xuantian Sect is now the Xuantian Sect who commands the world. At this time, you should stand up and wave your arms and call on the heroes of the world to gather on the front line of Qixing Mountain and Cangyun Mountain to protect the defense line of the South Gate of Central Earth. This is what Qiankunzi should do. But... not only did he not do this, he also stopped other sects from coming to support him. This is so chilling. "