I'm The Closest Male Friend of Chang'e!

Chapter 138: Follow the rules

Lin Kun couldn’t scare her anymore, so he had to start selling miserably: “Manny, you are not afraid, but I can’t do it. My cultivation’s Cultivation Technique has a characteristic, that is, once I reach the mortal world, the Cultivation Base of my whole body is straightforward. Reduce to a state of heart.”

“If I have an accident, I can no longer be with the maid of honor!”

“Moreover, at present, only I can travel back and forth between the two realms. Once I am gone, Niangniang will stay in the world forever. Then Heaven Court must be a mess!”

Queen Mother thought for a while.

“Well, this palace is just like you said, let’s live the life of an ordinary mortal for a while.” The Queen Mother was finally persuaded.

“Okay, that’s right!”

“Then I’m going to buy a set of clothes for Niang Niang, Niang Niang is waiting for me here.” Lin Kun said cautiously.

“No.” The Queen Mother refused very simply.

It has been a long time since she came to the mortal world. In this world, except for Lin Kun, she didn’t understand at all. She could have asked all the mountain gods and land for help, but she couldn’t reveal her own identity.

In this way, she absolutely can’t let Lin Kun leave Own’s side, otherwise, how could he go back to Heaven Court if he had an accident?

Lin Kun scratched his head, and felt that it would be inappropriate to leave this moody barrel at home.

But the queen mother’s dress is too glaring, she can’t be taken on the street at all!

How to do?

He thought for a long time with a distressed look, and finally thought of someone.

Seeing the Queen Mother lying on the sofa, not caring about herself, Lin Kun picked up the phone, took three steps in two steps, and walked directly into the bathroom.

“Kun Kun, are you back?” Wang Yue, who runs the clothing store, said softly and sweetly from the phone.

Wang Yue is the Little Sister of his old iron Wang Fuming. She has admired him since she was a child. When she was very young, she threatened to be Lin Kun’s wife.

However, due to various reasons, she dropped out of school halfway through, and the opportunity for the two to meet was much less.

Even so, she often asked Big Brother to bring Lin Kun a lot of delicious food, and sometimes even brought some pocket money over, saying that she made her own clothing store.

Therefore, Lin Kun, who has been among the thousands of flowers, has deleted many school flowers and grasses that he has soaked in his mobile phone, but Wang Yue’s phone number has been kept.

“Cut~, you kid, Kun Kun is your name? Brother Kun!” Lin Kun joked after hearing this.

For a moment, he suddenly felt that this is a cute girl.

Although the Queen Mother was exquisite and beautiful, she was too cold, and also too easy to go crazy.

“Okay, OK, Brother Kun, miss me? When will you come to see me?” On the other end of the phone, Wang Yue’s sweet voice came again, causing Lin Kun to get goose bumps all over his body.

“Well, when I’m not busy later, I’ll go see you.”

“Now can you help me buy some girl suits and shoes to send home? Urgent use.” Lin Kun said unnaturally.

“…”

“Hello? Hello? Why don’t you talk anymore?”

“What? Fooling around with that little Big sis again and tore his clothes?” After a long time, there was a jealous ridicule on the other side of the phone.

“Little boy, what are you talking about? I bought it for a colleague for nothing,” Lin Kun explained quickly.

“Well, it just happens that today is not busy, I will give you the choice.”

“But, Brother Kun, you are so diligent in buying clothes for the little Big sis, isn’t it because you want to be with someone? When did you meet?” Wang Yue asked with a smile.

“Just an ordinary friend, I have known each other not long ago.”

“She is about 1.75 meters tall and weighs 50 kilograms. It is best to choose a more mature skirt, not too exposed, plus a coat, and shoes with flat bottoms, one pair each.”

Lin Kun was too lazy to explain too much, and said straight to the subject.

“Would you like underwear and panties?”

Lin Kun said, “Yes, probably D cup. I haven’t measured it, so you can pick a few more sizes.”

“Any special requirements?”

“Nothing else, you who run a clothing store naturally know a lot better than me, so let’s see and figure it out by yourself.”

“Also, don’t tell your brother about this matter.” Lin Kun solemnly reminded at last.

“Hehe, my brother is right beside him and he can hear him.” Wang Yue said with a chuckle.

“Kun Kun, when did you come back? Did you bring the fairy little Big sis back? Why did you return to Jinwu Cangjiao? When will you let the brothers have some beautiful meals?”

On the other side of the phone, Wang Fuming’s drake yelled immediately.

“What’s the hurry, when you see enough, don’t forget to call Wife Kun, haha!”

“The stuff can be delivered to the courier station at the gate of the community. If I have something to do today, don’t see me. I will find you in a few days later.” Lin Kun said with a smile.

Wang Yue hung up with a hum.

“My palace heard a woman’s voice.” The Queen Mother’s long voice was uploaded from the living room sofa.

“I can’t leave, so I can only ask a friend to buy it.” Lin Kun said to the Queen Mother.

“Oh.” The Queen Mother responded softly, without speaking.

In fact, she heard Lin Kun’s call clearly in the living room. She wanted to pretend not to hear, but she couldn’t help but ask.

“Manny, I want to tell you something.” Lin Kun walked out of the bathroom and said.

“Go ahead!” The Queen Mother turned her head in surprise and glanced at him.

“The empress is in the mortal world, so she can no longer call herself my own palace. From today on, I am afraid I will call the empress by her name directly, or she can take a mortal code by herself.” Lin Kun slowly said.

“This palace allows you to call this palace’s name in the human world.” The Queen Mother said to Lin Kun solemnly.

“Well, after going out, Yao… Niangniang, you can tell me what you like, and I will pay for you.” Lin Kun tried it, but still didn’t feel embarrassed to call out the word Yaochi.

“Yao Chi is Yao Chi, call it natural, don’t hesitate.” The Queen Mother said displeasedly.

“Well, sister Yaochi, when you see a good thing, remember to ask your brother Kun for money to pay the bill.” Lin Kun changed his words carelessly when he heard this.

The Queen Mother nodded in satisfaction after hearing this, and a long-lost smile appeared on her pretty face. She seemed to be very satisfied with Lin Kun, the self-styled Dage.

“If you encounter anything outside, you must not be impulsive, leave it to you, Brother Kun, and I will deal with it. If someone accidentally bumps into your mother, it’s also that they don’t know your identity, so don’t be angry.”

“In the present mortal world, fighting in public is strictly prohibited, and it is even more impossible to kill people.”

“If this happens, the person involved will be arrested and sent to jail.”

“So, in order not to reveal the identity of the empress, let’s keep a low profile.”

The queen mother nodded repeatedly after hearing the words: “This palace understands, don’t worry, I can swear that I will never provoke right and wrong.”

Lin Kun saw her agree, and his hanging heart fell to the ground, and the whole person relaxed.

He glanced up and down at the queen mother, and suddenly thought, before the clothes arrived, try her reaction, and then give her a make-up lesson.

“Yao Chi.” Lin Kun shouted suddenly.

“My palace is here, what can I do?” The Queen Mother replied with a smile.

“Niangniang, your oral language needs to be changed temporarily. You can’t speak in the palace, you should speak of me.” Lin Kun corrected patiently.

“I’m here, say, what’s the matter.” The Queen Mother replied again.

“Well, that’s right, not bad, good progress!” Lin Kun walked over, patted her on the shoulder, and said with a smile.