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Chapter 139: Demonstration of Desperate Body and Mind

“Since I have changed my mantra, can we set off now?”

“In the Ling Xiao Hall, I heard from the God of Wealth Zhao Gongming in his annual report that, in the present mortal world, the people live and work in peace and work, and their lives are happy. I also happened to be on the way to the Moon God Temple. You can see if he is lying.”

Upon seeing this, the Queen Mother said expectantly.

“Okay, let’s go all the way, and stroll around the hypermarket or something by the way.”

“However, there has always been a sea of ​​people, and there may be people who touch you carelessly, so don’t get angry at that time.” Lin Kun again said earnestly and earnestly.

“I know, I know, since I promised you, I won’t go back, so you can rest assured.” The Queen Mother is obviously already a little impatient.

“Also, the clothes in the mortal world are cut narrowly. The lady who is used to wearing a long robe and large sleeves may not be comfortable at the beginning. I need to tell you in advance.” Lin Kun said as he said. While taking out a fashion show album from the drawer of the coffee table, he turned out a few pictures of models showing the new bikini fashion and placed them in front of the Queen Mother.

The Queen Mother’s face changed slightly when she saw the naked and fruity female model wearing a bikini looking forward to her appearance in the picture album.

Before Lin Kun could react, he saw the exquisite picture album on the coffee table, and immediately began to turn the pages. The queen mother’s white palm was also slightly lifted, and then he shook it abruptly.

“boom……”

A crisp explosion sounded abruptly in the living room, and I saw the page-turning picture album, which exploded directly, turning into scraps of paper, and there was not even a half-page of the female model’s beautiful picture left.

“What do you want to say?” The Queen Mother asked with an unhappy expression.

Lin Kun opened his mouth for a long time before he came back to his senses. Didn’t know whether to laugh or cry and said: “I’m just afraid that you can’t put on mortal clothes on your own.”

“Am I that stupid?” The Queen Mother said coldly. After she finished speaking, she turned her head and looked out the window angrily.

“But I really don’t mean anything else, I just want you to learn how to dress!” Lin Kun thought with a helpless expression, but didn’t dare to say anything anymore.

Ugh! It’s a pity that I’m a pretty model magazine, it’s horrible!

Looking at this posture, is it possible that the clothes are delivered in a while, and I need to put them on first and show her it again?

It seems that this can only be done!

Although women’s underwear, I always only know how to untie it quickly, and I never know how to put it on.

The two waited silently for a long while. It was already afternoon when Lin Kun heard someone knock at the door.

“Someone gave something to your house, I put it at the door, and remember to take it back later!” said the old concierge’s voice.

“Where do you put it first, thank you!” Lin Kun quickly replied.

“There is someone outside.” The queen mother turned her head to look at the entrance door, and wanted to open it.

“My friend brought the clothes here, and the concierge brought them up. Don’t worry, I will get them later.” Lin Kun motioned to her to sit down and said casually.

He didn’t want to go now. If Wang Fuming and Zhang Chao were right at the door, it would be difficult to handle.

He didn’t want to see a few of them now, especially not daring to let the Queen Mother see.

Although the Queen Mother promised herself that she would not get angry easily, but when she thought of the squinted eyes of her brother, she felt that it was better not to see it, to avoid extra branches.

It took about five minutes before Lin Kun got up, looked out from the cat’s eye, and confirmed that there was no one, and then cautiously opened the door.

At the door, five or six bags and boxes were placed, Lin Kun carried all his brain into the door, and then looked around again.

After confirming that the injured people were not hiding in the dark, they closed the door with a bang.

I sell batches. Although I don’t know how to deal with them on weekdays, I still have a tacit understanding when encountering things.

To be able to endure the instinctive impulse of not being able to see the fairy little Big sis for the sake of my brothers, this is also very heartwarming!

Lin Kun thought, stacking a few boxes and bags on the sofa, and then took out the shoes in pairs.

Except for the size, the two pairs of shoes are exactly the same, sky blue, with a lifelike golden bow on the front end, dotted with crystal rhinestones, and they look very beautiful.

“Come on, try that pair of feet.” Lin Kun handed her the larger pair first.

The Queen Mother looked at the two pairs of exquisitely crafted shoes, her face full of liking, and her mouth couldn’t close her smile.

In that way, it looked like an old woman who had lived tens of thousands of years, but she seemed to be a young and beautiful girl.

“This pair is fine.” The Queen Mother said happily after putting on the shoes.

Lin Kun silently remembered this size when he heard the words.

He opened the clothes bag again, and saw that there was a set of the same light blue long skirt, with white gauze above the chest and hem, and the other parts were completely opaque high-quality fabrics with handmade rose embroidery. , At first glance is carefully selected.

“This is good, I like it.” The Queen Mother nodded like a chicken pecking at rice.

“Niang, please remember that this skirt is worn from top to bottom.” Lin Kun raised both hands and gestured for a long time as if a devil surrendered. The Queen Mother pursed her lips to express her understanding.

In the other clothes bag was a lady’s trench coat. Lin Kun glanced at it and threw it aside.

This is not used for the time being, and it will not be too late to try again later.

In the last bag, there are two pink lace underwear, both front and back are translucent, one set of pink and one set of lavender.

“Manny…”

Lin Kun glanced at the queen mother who was pursing her lips and smiling, and her mouth felt a little dry.

These underwears, although they are not particularly revealing, if they were worn on the Queen Mother, they would be enough to make his heart tremble.

“What is this?” The Queen Mother curiously raised a cover.

“This is…this is mortal underwear…” Lin Kun lowered his head embarrassedly and said with embarrassment on his face.

Then, in the ardent eyes of the Queen Mother, he took off his shirt, revealing his strong upper body, and then put a set directly on him: “Look, this is how you wear it, pull it over, and then buckle it from the back…”

“And this, this is the inner ku, this is how I wear it…”

“Just like that, put it on the outer trousers?” The Queen Mother looked at Lin Kun, who was dressed like a Spider-Man, with an incredible face.

“Is there any difference between wearing it or not?”

When Lin Kun heard this, he almost spewed out a mouthful of old blood.

Ahhhhhhh! Can’t you think more flexible?

He looked desperately at the innocent Queen Mother, wishing to jump down directly from the window.

He took a deep breath, and suddenly he gritted his teeth, loosened his belt, and let out a “chick”, revealing the cartoon Haier brother ku…

However, before he could explain, he saw the queen mother’s light and slim body, suddenly leapt up, frightened him too late to clean his pants, and sat down on the ground with a grunt.

When he looked up, he saw a red robe sleeve disappearing in front of the bedroom door, and then there was a “bang” sound of slamming the door.

“Huh—” Lin Kun wiped his sweat in relief, let out a long sigh of relief, and felt calm.

It seems that teaching the Queen Mother to wear clothes is a technology job comparable to CET-10!