I'm The Closest Male Friend of Chang'e!

Chapter 137: You actually like men?

In Lin Kun’s thoughts, it is best to transport the corresponding materials to the heavens to make weapons.

After all, I collect a lot of weapons and ammunition in the mortal world from time to time, and then the two worlds frequently fall down. Such a shocking move must be targeted by the security agencies of various countries.

The Queen Mother looked at Lin Kun who was in deep thought, without interrupting her mouth, watching his handsome profile quietly, without speaking for a long time.

For her, the mistress of The Three Realms, this was the first time, watching a person so quietly, waiting for him to finish thinking.

However, Lin Kun did not respond for a while.

Gradually, the Queen Mother became impatient.

“I will let you go and see your supermarket that day!”

As her voice fell, Lin Kun instantly woke up from thinking, raised her head in horror, and looked at the Queen Mother.

Dammit, this girl is really not a fuel-efficient lamp!

I wanted her to stay in the house honestly, but now it looks like it won’t work!

Lin Kun secretly said in his heart.

“You go with me!” The Queen Mother said to Lin Kun with a serious face.

“Niangniang, go out…it’s okay, but I can’t call you Niangniang outside.”

“In the human world, there are no emperors and empresses.”

Lin Kun said with a distressed face.

“I know this. However, there is no emperor and empress in this world? Then who is in charge of the country?” The Queen Mother asked with a look of surprise.

“The leaders of the human world are all elected by referendum.”

“It’s like Heaven Court selecting a prince.”

Lin Kun roughly explained it.

“My palace knows, then let’s go now.” The Queen Mother understood quickly this time.

“Niangniang, I’m afraid you can’t wear this set of duck crowns and jacobs.” Lin Kun looked at the queen mother in the wide robe and sleeves, and said slowly.

“I have to prepare a set of travel clothes for the empress.”

“Then go quickly, what else are you going to do?” The Queen Mother said with a wave.

It can be seen from her state that at this moment, Lin Kun, the God Lu Qiang who was originally in her eyes, has completely become her own in just half a day of getting along.

Upon seeing this, Lin Kun reluctantly opened the Jingdong APP, and wanted to choose a costume for her.

However, before he started to choose, he saw a few missed calls on the screen.

He didn’t need to click to open it, he knew it must be Zhang Lihua and Lin Xue’er, his mother-in-law.

He glanced cautiously at the Queen Mother beside him, thinking about how to deal with it. Suddenly, the phone ringing suddenly rang.

“Thunder, this Cultivation Base has collapsed into the purple gold hammer. Purple electricity, this mysterious flame Nine Heavens hanging sword has changed into the sky…”

He shook his heart, and looked up, the name jumping in the center of the screen was Wang Aunt.

Lin Kun picked up the phone and was about to go to the bathroom.

He knew that if he didn’t answer the phone, his mother-in-law and sister-in-law would probably kill them directly.

“Where to go?”

“This is someone who wants to have a long-distance conversation with you? Why, are you afraid I might hear any secrets?”

However, before he could take a step, the queen mother’s slender body directly stood in front of him.

A pair of beautiful eyes, staring at him scorchingly, as if it could burst into flames at any time.

Lin Kun never expected that the Queen Mother would accept new things so quickly.

I have never used a cell phone before, but immediately knew I was looking for a place to answer the phone.

“My parents came here.” Lin Kun said helplessly.

“Your parents? Are you not an ancient god-tier? Parents who came from the world?” The queen mother’s face became colder when she heard the words.

“Ahem, this… Niangniang, you have misunderstood, because you recognize your parents, that is, godfather and godmother.” Lin Kun hurriedly lied helplessly.

“No matter who is calling, you are not allowed to leave.” The Queen Mother stared at him blankly, as if she was going to penetrate him directly with her eyes.

“Good my king Aunt, why can’t you wait for a while and then fight again?!” Lin Kun complained in his heart, while sneaking at the queen mother with his eyes.

At this moment, the Queen Mother, who didn’t know which muscle was wrong, was full of curiosity and stared at him in a daze.

“Thunder, this Cultivation Base has collapsed into the purple gold hammer. Purple electricity, this mysterious flame Nine Heavens hanging sword has changed to the sky…” The ringing sounded again and again, and Lin Kun was upset by the noise. In desperation, he felt in his heart. Yi Heng, directly pressed the answer button.

“Kun Kun, are you okay? Why are you turning it off?” As soon as it was connected, Wang Lihua’s anxious voice came from the phone.

“It was Aunt just now. You shouldn’t inquire about your private affairs. Would you really find a man to piss me off?”

Wang Lihua shouted anxiously on the other side of the phone.

Lin Kun almost fell to the ground when he heard this.

He panicked, his fingers shook, and he hung up the phone directly, and almost threw the phone out in a rush.

The face of the queen mother in front of him suddenly became cold and frosty: “You…you actually like men?”

“puff!”

Lin Kun spouted out old blood: “No! There is absolutely no such thing, Niang Niang, this is a misunderstanding!”

In the living room, an inexplicable Spirit Power began to circulate. As the Queen Mother’s face became more ugly, the indoor temperature dropped to below zero in an instant.

“Niangniang, please calm down first. Listen to me. In my heart, you are the only one, Niangniang, and you can no longer tolerate other people. How can you like men?”

“It’s just that, my godfather and godmother in The Mortal Realm, seeing that I am so old, he still refuses to marry and have children according to the rules of the world. This is the hard way to force me, so I often call me, and I have a headache. Ruthless…”

Lin Kun’s ridicule, finally calmed down the queen mother who was about to explode.

“Then you can tell your godfather and godmother directly, and say that you are already a member of this palace. Then, wouldn’t it work?”

The Queen Mother blinked and said solemnly.

“How can I do that? Never!” Lin Kun heard this, shaking his head like a rattle.

“What? Do you think this palace is a second marriage?” When the queen mother saw this, her face suddenly became cold again.

“How can it be, mother, you are my heart, my liver, three-quarters of my body, and my heart that loves you is like the water of the Tianhe River, endless and endless.”

“How can you care about the minutiae?”

“It’s just that godfathers and goddesses are ordinary people in the mortal world after all, and don’t have much knowledge. About us, they can’t believe it even if they break their heads.”

“You can rest assured of this, this palace tells them personally.” Upon hearing this, the queen mother suddenly raised her pretty face and put on a posture that you can marry me, which is a blessing for your kid.

“Niangniang, you must not reveal your identity!” Lin Kun said quickly after hearing this.

“why?”

“Even if I’m exposed, how can these mortals take this palace?”

“Although the current human world has a lot of weapons developed, isn’t the Qing bomb you mentioned before has been banned?”

“Except for that, what else in this mortal world can hurt this palace?” The Queen Mother said calmly.

Lin Kun never expected that this little girl who seemed to have limited culture had already figured out the most critical issue in just a few hours.

That is: no matter how powerful the weapons in this world are, as long as they dare not really use them, they are useless!