I'm really immortal

Hearing the Zombie King's reminiscence-like narration, Hu Jie was the first to react. Did the Zombie King mean that this team of exorcists was actually smuggling drugs?

Hu Jie didn't know much about these things, didn't care, and couldn't understand. This zombie king made such a big splash and even brought the gods in the coffin, just to get involved in these messy things in human society?

Since ancient times, the gods have had little interest in humans. For the gods, there is no difference between ordinary humans and other animals. It is just that humans have gradually shown their aggressiveness. When expanding the areas where they thrive, they will inevitably have conflicts with the gods. conflict.

There are constant conflicts within human beings. In most eras, the number of human beings who died due to internal struggles far exceeded the number killed by the gods.

After waking up and understanding the history of mankind a little bit over the years, I know that their nature has not changed at all. As long as there is profit, they don't care at all about killing hundreds of millions of their own kind.

This actually makes the Protoss a little envious, because the Protoss simply don't have so many of the same kind killing each other.

In Hu Gao's eyes, the Zombie King was probably one of the gods who luckily survived the divine punishment. Otherwise, how could he join hands with the gods in the coffin?

But since it had nothing to do with him, Hu Jie remained silent for the time being. Firstly, he had been controlled. Secondly, the zombie king seemed to be very particular about his reputation. The zombie king wanted to kill people, but he did not rely on himself to absolutely control the situation. There was Suppressed by absolute power, the massacre began without hesitation.

The zombie king talks so much, and ultimately he probably wants to tell those who are going to be killed by him why they deserve to die.

"We are not, we just want to develop the tourism industry! Even the cadres in the townships know about us and are supporting us." Xiao Zhang put away his machete and said tremblingly, fearing that he would be labeled as a drug dealer. Put it on your head.

Zhao Zhi and other villagers also nodded and begged for mercy, arguing loudly. They had the same idea as Hu Gao. It would be fine if they were arrested by the anti-narcotics police. You are an inhuman being. You don’t know what kind of ghost you are. What do you care about this? ?

The Zombie King walked down from the coffin lid with the chain saw that had been started.

Everyone is staring at his movements. His knees can move freely. It seems that he is definitely not a zombie, or the legend that zombies cannot bend their knees is completely false.

The Zombie King knocked on the coffin, and the cover moved a little, and a mobile phone with a bright screen was brought out. The light of the mobile phone shone, and you could see that the little hand holding out the coffin was slender and white, like a beautiful jade in the dark night. Yingguang, at this moment, gives people an infinitely terrifying feeling.

Is that a woman in the coffin? No, this is definitely not a human being, more like a female ghost.

The Zombie King was holding his mobile phone, and the cover was moved by the small hands in the coffin. He seemed very satisfied with lying in the coffin and had no intention of coming out to face the humans around him.

This actually made the prisoners at the scene breathe a sigh of relief. They always felt that the Zombie King was not that scary. Even if he died in the hands of the Zombie King, he would probably be killed by a chain saw. It is still a normal way of death, and he would fall into the coffin. In the hands of that thing, who knows what terrible end it will end up with?

"I first used the mobile phone map to confirm the names of several nearby villages, and then we entered the government website of XX Prefecture." The Zombie King skillfully operated the mobile phone.

If it hadn't been for the little hand that stretched out from the coffin just now, which made Hu Cie's whole body shiver, and the palpitating feeling he had in Wu Qinglian's car reappeared, Hu Cie could not help but say a few words, why is this zombie king so troubled? ?

If you want to kill a few people, can't you just kill them directly? I have to explain clearly the cause and effect of the matter. Are you the judge? Then why are you pretending to be a zombie?

However, Zhao Zhi and Xiao Zhang looked awe-inspiring, feeling like they were being interrogated.

"After entering the website, scroll to the bottom of the page, and Internet + Supervision will appear. Then click on it, and you will see an area for rural revitalization, which contains information about village assistance." The Zombie King turned his phone over. I showed it to everyone, "Many people don't know that the government website contains a large amount of public information, functions for public supervision, policy inquiry and business processing, which is very convenient and practical."

Xiao Zhang was trembling a little. He knew very well that if he, Zhao Zhi and others just pretended to be chasing corpses and making videos, it would probably be fine. This zombie king might not kill them, but now...

"In the information on village assistance, you can see the name of the village, the list of poverty alleviation cadres stationed in the village, the dispatching unit, and the start and end date of the stationing. You can also view more information or complaints about the cadres directly here."

After the zombie king finished speaking, he came to the principal who was lying on the ground with a chain saw.

"Isn't your surname Zhang? I took a look and found that among the poverty alleviation cadres in several nearby villages and even the entire town, there was only one surnamed Zhang." The Zombie King continued.

As if he had found a life-saving straw, Xiao Zhang nodded repeatedly, with a nervous smile on his face, "Then...that's me, that's me."

"Your name is Zhang Huahua?" The Zombie King smiled slightly, "I'll let your brain blossom later."

Xiao Zhang suddenly became speechless. He tightly grasped the hair that bound him with both hands, cried out in pain, and struggled to death.

"It turns out he is a fake, and we all listened to him!" Zhao Zhi defended in a panic, trying to blame the whole thing on Xiao Zhang.

The other villagers were obviously used to obeying Zhao Zhi, and they immediately testified against Xiao Zhang.

The Zombie King ignored them and used a chain saw to scratch at the sticks they originally carried. It turned out that those sticks were basically hollow and filled with various packages of unknown particles and powders.

"In the name of engaging in the Internet celebrity economy, you act as corpse chasers, which makes you famous in the local area. The local police also know you. Even if you are running out in the middle of the night, no one will suspect you and just treat you as... You are filming a video, how clever you are.”

As the Zombie King spoke, he cut the chain saw across Zhao Zhi's waist and abdomen.

"I...I'm torn!" Zhao Zhi looked down and saw that he was split in two, screamed and died.

Xiao Zhang and the six villagers had never seen such a bloody scene before. They were so frightened that they could not make a sound, but those hairs seemed to be activated by the smell of blood, swallowing them all in an instant.

Hu Jie saw those people completely submerged in their hair, and after a short moment, their hair retracted back into the coffin, leaving only a pile of white bones in place.

Those white bones did not retain any vitality and vitality. They seemed to be the skeletons in ancient tombs that had lasted for thousands of years, or they were processed human bone specimens.

The four Japanese were so frightened that they all leaked urine, but those hairs seemed to avoid human urine and retracted into the coffin.

Seeing that they had escaped from the trap, they were already frightened. The four people who lost their minds immediately turned around and ran away without hesitation, leaving Hu Jie behind and fled.

The Zombie King suddenly lowered his body, maintaining an angle of 45 degrees with the ground, holding the chain saw upside down, and rushed over as if flying close to the ground, splitting the four people apart in an instant.

When the Zombie King returned to his original place, Hu Jie still stood there motionless, as if he had no intention of escaping.

"Why should they die?" Hu Jie felt that he would reveal his true form at any time. The zombie king killed ordinary people, but it still caused Hu Jie a heart-piercing fear of death.

Hu Jie knew that he had really walked into a trap.

When he was in Wu Qinglian's car, he once felt a kind of heart palpitations, and the uncomfortable feeling in his body was also the feeling of showing his original shape. At that time, he couldn't understand it, and he just thought it was an unsuitable symptom caused by the transformation. It was just the coffin just now. The appearance of the gods also gave him the same feeling.

Was it possible that when Wu Qinglian stopped the car to talk to those girls, she had been targeted by this god lurking somewhere?

If this is the case, there is no point in escaping now. The other party has no scruples in leaving you to chase down a few ordinary people. Most likely just because you have fallen into their hands. It seems that you can run away, but you are just a mouse under the cat's paws. That’s all.

Maybe if I take a step, those hairs will come out of the ground again, sucking out all my flesh, blood, and marrow in an instant, leaving only a white skeleton?

"After Japan occupied Taiwan in 1895, it issued smoking licenses to local drug addicts. Later, the Japanese discovered the huge benefits of drug production and trafficking, and began to grow opium poppies in Japan. During the prosperous period, schools were closed and students were asked to help harvest opium poppies. , is the origin of the so-called fake poppy." The Zombie King said casually, with the power of the whole country, who is innocent?

"That was all over a hundred years ago, right? What does it have to do with those four people?" Hu Jie asked puzzledly. What he was most afraid of was that the zombie king would kill people for no reason, and then there would really be no way to survive. The chance of escaping from a powerful madman will be greatly reduced.

"It doesn't matter much, it's just silence." The Zombie King looked at his chainsaw with satisfaction, oh, the chain saw of the Zombie Queen Mother.

She has always been trying to take his things as her own. Should she try taking her chain saw as her own?

At present, this chain saw has not received the prefix label of her "beloved XX"... Forget it, this thing is still too violent and does not match her elegant and easy-going style.

"I won't say a word about what happened tonight." Hu Gao said with difficulty, "You killed them and left me. You must not have thought it would be more fun to kill me last."

Hu Jie was a little depressed. The real source of fear for him was the gods in the coffin. Although the zombie king in front of him was mysterious, he did not show irresistible strength. The sprinting posture just now was not so much a display of strength. He said he was being cool.

But his life is indeed in the hands of the Zombie King. The protoss in the coffin seems to be just playing along with the Zombie King. In fact, she has no interest in what is happening now.

"Let me tell you something. I know a child. At that time, she was just over two years old and less than three years old. She was sitting under a tree and gnawing on a mustard bun. The bun seemed to have fallen to the ground, and there was some dirt on it. Ash, ice cold, she is a child and doesn’t know how to be hygienic, so she will eat whatever is available."

"I made her a bowl of small instant noodles and fried two eggs in it. She seemed to like eating this kind of instant noodles, and it was delicious. After a while, she finished eating and staggered away with the noodle cup. Come to me and give me the bowl, and I see there is an egg left in it.”

"I asked her, can't you finish eating? She shook her head. She had a late onset of intelligence, malnutrition, and some developmental problems caused by mother's malnutrition during pregnancy. At this time, she was not good at expressing herself in words. Most of them shook their heads and nodded. I asked her again, was it left for me to eat? She nodded vigorously and stammered: Good... good time, you time..."

The Zombie King smiled slightly, pointed at the coffin behind him and said, "Sometimes you leave it until the end, not whether it's fun or not, but to leave you for others to eat."

Hu Jie couldn't help but feel horrified. It was a heart-warming story at the beginning, but the final conclusion had a sudden change. Hu Jie thought of the tragic situation where the eight people turned into bones just now, and he no longer dared to rely on himself to understand the other party's mentality.

"I knew you were a smart fox. Are you from Qingqiu or Tushan?" the zombie king asked calmly.

"Qingqiu." Hu Jie answered immediately, but this answer was just what he hoped for.

Until now, the memory of many protoss is fragmented. Some remember it very clearly, and some have completely forgotten it. After waking up, there are basically no protoss whose memory can be completely continued before the punishment. Hu Zhi remembers many scenes of his childhood. , but he couldn't tell whether he was a Qingqiu fox or a Tushan fox.

The Ketu Mountain Fox is a disgrace among the gods.

Back then, in order to increase their strength and cultivate a powerful bloodline witch clan that would serve humanity, humans sent handsome men and beautiful women to marry the gods. Although it was very difficult to raise offspring across races, they could not resist the fact that humans worked too hard to reproduce, and they finally achieved their goal.

Some human males impregnated protoss females, and some human females became pregnant with the children of protoss males.

Human men brought the children of female gods back to the human world, and these female gods often followed them to the human world incognito.

Most of the human women with great missions left the male gods after discovering that they were pregnant, while a small number stayed with the male gods.

Among them, Qingqiu foxes are the clan of gods that have the deepest entanglement with humans. They are originally a clan of gods that are relatively friendly to humans. A large number of Qingqiu foxes who have offspring with humans, as well as their relatives and friends tribes, gathered in Tushan to form a Qingqiu split. The fox tribe is called the Tushan Fox Tribe.

Even after the heavenly punishment, there are still Tushanhu tribesmen who survived, and Dayu's wife was from the Tushanhu tribe.

Hu Gao had no way to investigate his own life experience, but it was the Qingqiu fox who was able to gather together and receive the protection of the Nuwa Empress. After all, the foxes in Tushan should be mixed with humans and receive the protection of the dragon.

"Qingqiu is a good place." Zombie King said with some emotion, "But you, a Qingqiu fox, got together with the Japanese and came to Xiangxi to investigate and exorcise corpses? It's a bit magical."

Can you have the magic of the Zombie King with a chain saw? Hu Jie resisted the urge to have a verbal confrontation with the other party. "The Japanese say that modern China has lost a lot of ancient historical legends and traditional materials belonging to mysticism. On the contrary, they have preserved them more completely. We also need some information from them." "

Those four Japanese are experts who specialize in the study of ancient Chinese mysticism. They have been looking for clues in free public resources such as museums all over the country. Fujiwara Maojiro was able to find the sunken island where the alien beasts were hiding in the vast sea, but it was not What luck.

"The reason we came to Xiangxi this time is because they have newly discovered information that shows that those who drive away corpses in Xiangxi are descendants of the ancient witch clan. They are able to drive away corpses because they must have received some kind of inheritance from the ancient witches. After the sacrifice, they borrowed the skills of the ancient witches. Ability. This great witch is also in a deep sleep state and can wake up at any time."

The Zombie King burst into laughter. If there really were zombie exterminators who could manipulate corpses, then their research and reasoning might be correct, but the results were based on wrong facts, so there was no need to mention them again.

"The exorcism of corpses may not all be smuggling. Even if there is only one real exterminator, can it prove that you are right?" The Zombie King did not completely deny it. The Japanese are good at doing evil things and they can find places where strange beasts are hiding. The sunken island is enough to illustrate this point.

"Then keep looking." After the zombie king finished speaking, he waved his hand and said, "Let's go."

Hu Jie was stunned for a moment. Did the other party let him go so easily? Would it be possible that as soon as he turned around, countless hairs would pierce his body from behind, turning him into bones in an instant?

Although his body was thousands of times stronger than those of ordinary people, facing this ancient protoss who had lived for who knows how many years, Hu Jie felt that he was no different from ordinary people.

For a moment, he didn't dare to move even more. He stood there firmly anchored to the ground, fearing that his life would be in danger if he made the slightest move.

At this time, the coffin cover was pushed open again, and the soft and white hands seemed to still exude the fragrance of beauty. They pressed the side of the coffin, and the person inside climbed out. It turned out to be a beautiful girl, but she also had the eyes around her eyes. Painted black.

Something is wrong! Of course Hu Jie could tell at a glance that the black on the other person's eyes was eye shadow. It seemed that she and the Zombie King had used up all the black in the eye shadow box.

"Ah, he hasn't left yet."

The beautiful girl climbed out very flexibly, and found that Hu Jie was watching her. She raised her arms and then lowered them. She hesitated for a moment, then raised her arms and stretched them straight, and then jumped up to the zombie king. side to show that she is also a zombie.

Hu Jie looked away from the dark circles under her eyes, and suddenly felt familiar. He remembered that when Wu Qinglian parked in front of a holiday center, there were three girls beside the car. One of them was right in front of him, the one who was pretending to be a zombie. Girl!

The beautiful girl who looked so weak and delicate turned out to be the ancient protoss I guessed...

Hu Jie suddenly recalled that when the car left the resort center and he returned to normal, Wu Qinglian said that he had a long hair on his body. He didn't pay attention to it at all at the time. Now he naturally understood that the hair came from the girl in front of him. At that time, he It has become a dog with a collar attached to it.

The hair disappeared in the car. A chill rose up Hu Jie's back. Remembering how her hair swallowed up her flesh and blood just now, Hu Jie wanted to disembowel himself immediately to find that hair!

"I am the Zombie Queen Mother, and this is my zombie baby." The Zombie Queen Mother noticed that the other party was looking at her with an unkind expression. She jumped up and introduced herself, hoping that the other party would know her noble status and stop looking at her like this.

The Zombie King turned to look at her, not bothering to refute her nonsense, and went to pull the chain saw again. After adding that he was her zombie baby, this chain saw belonged to the Zombie King.

"The noble ancient gods." Hu Jie did not dare to act rashly, but Hu Jie did not dare to ignore the other party talking to him.

"I'm many, many years old, but I'm not old at all. I'm just a little girl who hasn't grown up yet." The zombie queen put down her straight arms and used to grab the clothes of the zombie baby next to her.

But now the zombie baby is taller than Yao Ming. The zombie queen stretched out her hand and pulled off the cloth from his waist, leaving the zombie baby naked.

The zombie queen raised her head and looked at each other in confusion with the zombie baby who was looking down at her.

Hu Gao took one look and suddenly took a breath of cold air. If Zhu Ni was here, wouldn't he pounce on him immediately? Hu Ge saw the two of them looking at each other, and then he tentatively took a step back.

Safety.

Hu Gao paused for a second, then ran backwards for a mile, then turned around and accelerated, turning into a fox shadow and disappearing into the forest as he ran.

Liu Changan and Shangguan Dandan stood there. They had no intention of killing Hu Qiu, so they would not chase him. Liu Changan dropped the chain saw and bent down to pick up the piece of cloth.

In case you don’t know, it’s necessary to say that the zombie king is Liu Changan pretending to be the zombie queen, and the zombie queen mother is naturally Shangguan Dandan.

Shangguan Dandan raised his palm to cover his cheek, quietly spread his two fingers, and exposed his eyes to observe Liu Changan's reaction. He hoped that he would not mistakenly think that this was a signal from the Queen Mother that was against the rules. I hope that in this wilderness, Be excited by him.

Where could such a thing happen? If he misunderstood, Shangguan Dandan planned to take out his mobile phone and look for relevant educational books and videos to let him study hard and realize his mistake.

"The willow branches of Qingmen are soft and weak, and the east wind blows to a golden color. The wine in the street is easy to wake up, and the spring sorrow in the eyes cannot be sold." Liu Changan tightened the cloth around his waist. This thing should be when he bent down to pursue, his hips were tilted back. The action was loose.

"Why are you suddenly reciting poetry?" Shangguan Dandan asked in confusion. Is this a new way to relieve embarrassment? But isn’t he someone who would embarrass others if he doesn’t embarrass himself?

"This poem is a work by Bai Juyi in the Tang Dynasty, and its title is: Spring in Chang'an."

Liu Changan was a little regretful. Shangguan Dandan usually recited poems from time to time and also liked to change poems, but in fact she didn’t know much about traditional poetry. If Professor Liu were here, he would understand after he finished reciting poems. He understood what he meant. The beauty was angry and shy like a spring flower, and the embarrassment was completely resolved immediately.

"You're having sex!" Shangguan Dandan understood, turned around stiffly, and quickly climbed into the coffin to lie down.

Shangguan Dandan knew very well that male puberty was very scary. Lu Si'en once encountered a male dog, which also climbed naked on Lu Si'en's back, but was kicked away by Lu Si'en.

Of course, Shangguan Dandan couldn't kick Liu Changan away, so he had to lie down in the coffin and pull the cover up in advance.

Liu Changan ignored her and returned to the temple to regain his normal shape. After getting dressed, he walked out and found that she was still lying in the coffin and refused to come out. He didn't bother to explain and persuade her to come out. He picked up the coffin and jumped to the top of the mountain opposite, preparing to return to the original route. return.

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