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The scene in front of me was like a group of new players suddenly encountering the first big boss in the game.

Copy: Inn of the Dead

Boss: The Zombie King and his Zombie Queen. Defeat the Zombie King and open the coffin, and the Zombie Queen will appear.

Introduction to the boss Zombie King: Infinite blood volume, infinite rebirth, infinite lifespan. Only another magical creature, the Fairy Sheep, can deal a knowing blow to him.

Introduction to the Boss Zombie Queen Mother: A zombie girl who is very weak and has little strength. She will be controlled by various foods and can only survive by pretending to be cute. She has very cruel, cruel and flesh-eating hair, but this is different from the gentle, dignified, cute and innocent zombie Queen Mother. It doesn't matter.

Key to Survival: Everything you say and do must be in line with the core socialist values, and acknowledge that all the nonsense the Zombie King says makes sense.

Copy drops: chain saw, effervescent tablets, thermos pot, brewed effervescent water, popping candy, mobile phone, chocolate, lipstick, eye shadow box, hair tie, hairpin, two polished jade seals, the Queen's Seal , "Chang'an" series of hair accessories, sanitary napkins, 178 yuan.

"Jie Jie Jie..." A decent person never laughs like this. The Zombie King makes such a sound to show that he is a standard villain.

Hu Gao stared at the strange zombie king in front of him, and then his eyes fell on the zombie king's flaming red lips.

He couldn't help but laugh angrily. The Zombie King's lips were actually wearing lipstick, which happened to be the same as Wu Qinglian's. The lipstick was Dior 999, the legendary red lip gloss!

"You're fucking kidding me! Which zombie wears lipstick and eyeshadow? You've already painted all your eyeshadow black, and even used pearlescent powder. Do you want to be the shiniest zombie in the night?" Hu Jieye said. As for Gojin, whose main business is to serve women, he will naturally work hard to learn topics that can please women.

He is not familiar with all cosmetics, but he is well aware of the preferences of the women he has served. Without this kind of character and hard work, he would not be able to rank among the top gold medal technicians in the women's health club.

The four Japanese, Zhao Zhi, Xiao Zhang, and six villagers were all relieved when they heard Hu Jie's words. After all, the Zombie King's appearance was so impressive that it really made people tremble.

It's just that the two groups who were originally confronting each other in the open space were relieved to find that the other party could not help but feel a little confused. Wasn't the zombie king who came out halfway arranged by the other party?

Why can’t zombies wear lipstick and eyeshadow? The zombie king frowned, the zombie queen mother in the coffin used it, and the one he used was taken from her.

The zombie queen said that the zombie king used too much. The next time she goes to Yaya's house to play, she will inadvertently reveal that she has not enough cosmetics. She hopes that Yaya can understand what the queen mother means.

"Who are you, pretending to be a ghost here?" Hu Gao is not a simple-minded person. Although the opponent's appearance is absurd and there is a suspicion of pretending to be a ghost, what if this is a trap?

Through information exchange within the club, Hu Jie already knew that although the modern world is ruled by ordinary people, there are still many powerful individuals and organizations, such as the brutal Kyushu Fenglei Sword Sect.

"I am a god, but you think I am a ghost."

The deep voice of the Zombie King was as old as the singing of bones buried deep in the ground. The voice penetrated the sealed coffin, the thick soil layer, and seeped out through the cracks in the ground.

He still closed his eyes and turned his head, but his tightly closed eyes seemed to be looking around.

"Aren't you embarrassed?" Hu Qie was wary, but when he saw that the other party was still pretending to be serious after being exposed, he couldn't help but asked, "Also, you tied a rag around your waist, which is obviously what you just said. It was torn off somewhere. Would a real zombie care about G2 being seen?"

The Zombie King was silent and couldn't help but scratch his cloth.

"Brother, he's not one of yours?" Xiao Zhang came to his senses and said to Hu Jie cautiously.

"No." Hu Jie ignored him, but a Japanese answered in blunt Chinese.

"The coffin just flew out. How did you do it? I don't know when this coffin was placed here. It weighs more than a thousand kilograms, and this person is taller than Yao Ming." Xiao Zhang said own doubts.

After all, they were ordinary people. They just stopped trembling when they heard the doubts discovered by Hu Jie. However, the coffin flying out and the man's abnormal height still made people feel suspicious.

Now that social media is so developed, if there is such a tall man in Xiangxi, he must have been photographed online countless times, but no one has heard of such a person in Xiangxi.

What's the plan if he comes here from out of town to play tricks? Xiao Zhang turned around and looked at each other, Zhao Zhi, both seeing a bit of guilt in each other's eyes.

For a while, everyone stood still and looked at the zombie king in front of them with various thoughts.

In fact, no one here except Hu Jie knows what a real zombie should look like. They can only observe carefully based on the doubts Hu Jie mentioned. But except for those few candles, ordinary people's eyesight cannot see clearly the face of the zombie king. Are there any traces of makeup?

Zhao Zhi stretched out his legs to get closer. His body naturally leaned forward, but his legs and feet did not move steadily. He quickly turned around and lowered his head to find that his feet had been stuck to the ground by a black glue at some point.

"What the hell is this!" Zhao Zhi felt extremely horrified. He squatted down and took a look, only to realize that it was not black glue at all, but thin and dense hair!

Hearing Zhao Zhi's shout, others also noticed the abnormality and looked down. It turned out that when everyone was attracted by the zombie king, these hairs had quietly restrained everyone in place. .

"Keep cutting!" Xiao Zhang took out a short machete from his bag and cut and chopped in a panic, but he couldn't hurt the hair at all. He was suddenly sweating profusely, and his knees went weak and he fell to the ground.

The same is true for others. Even though the Zombie King may be someone pretending to be a ghost, these hairs growing out of the ground are not atmosphere props!

"These hairs... these hairs seem to have grown into the skin!" Another villager pulled up his trousers and screamed in horror.

"It's stuck in the bone, it's going to eat us!"

"It must be...it must be a dream...hehe...hehe!"

Except for Hu Ge, everyone was so frightened that their blood pressure soared and their hearts were about to jump out of their throats. What made people feel even more trapped in a world of horror was that more hair was flowing out of the coffin like black water. Soon the entire open space was covered.

At this time, Hu Jie's scalp was numb. The zombie king might be pretending to be a ghost, but there was definitely an incredible god in the coffin!

Alien beasts do not call themselves alien beasts. They considered themselves gods in ancient times.

But there are also divisions and fights among the gods, factions and territories. This is an unavoidable phenomenon for any intelligent race. The gods in this coffin may not have any thoughts of being close to Hu Jie!

When Heaven punished the world and destroyed the world, Empress Nuwa protected many gods, and many others died without being protected. According to the internal discussions among the awakened gods, those gods who did not receive protection may not all die. If these gods can survive by chance, If you find out the Gods, you can add vitality to the goal of reproducing the Gods.

Hu Jie's mission in coming to western Hunan this time was to look for clues. He had never thought of directly finding the gods or witches, but he might be able to find something by investigating the corpse exterminators.

But now the situation has been reversed. The corpse exorcist's investigation failed completely, but they discovered the suspected god clan!

In this coffin.

Hu Ge knows better than anyone else the horror of these hairs. They can definitely eat all his own flesh and blood in an instant. The hairs that the villagers are currently screaming about are stuck in the flesh and bones. In fact, they are just... Trapping people does not mean eating them right away.

"What are you going to do with us?" Hu Gao suppressed the fear in his heart and said to the zombie king who was still standing on the coffin lid.

The zombie king was operating his chain saw. He pulled it several times, but he didn't see the chain saw start.

"Actually, as the king of the zombie world, I am also very interested in chasing corpses." The zombie king temporarily gave up starting the chain saw and said with interest.

Zhao Zhi, Xiao Zhang, and six other villagers were on the verge of collapse. They dared to shoot a video of corpse removal in the middle of the night, but no one was afraid of such a weird and terrifying scene.

"Since the late Qing Dynasty, corpse driving has gradually become common, especially in southern Hunan and northern Hunan. Some people say that it is because many people died in other places during the turbulent times, and business grew when there was demand."

"During the Republic of China, modern roads and automobiles appeared, and more and more vehicles and ships carried corpses. However, at this time, the number of corpse exterminators increased instead of decreasing. Do you know why?"

After the zombie king finished speaking, he turned his head and looked down at Zhao Zhi, Xiao Zhang and others, but he did not look at Hu Gao and the four Japanese.

"Too many people died...the Republic of China was in such chaos." Zhao Zhi stuttered.

"Yes, the Republic of China was very chaotic, and human life was too cheap in troubled times. It happened in 1933 or 1936, I can't remember clearly... I was about to take the bus, and there was a man holding me The woman who was carrying the baby was caught. The baby's head was covered with a red scarf. When she uncovered it, it turned out to be a dead baby. The belly of the dead baby was tightly tied. When she opened it, she found that the inside of the dead baby had been hollowed out and filled with horsefet."

"That woman's chest is wet with milk. Is this baby her own? I don't know."

Hu Jie didn't dare to act rashly, but he sneered in his heart. Is this the race that the dragon protected back then? Back then, the Gods took pity on their weakness and married with them to give birth to offspring. However, they used the offspring they nurtured, the Witch Clan, to counterattack the Gods, causing a lot of trouble and damage to the Gods.

"At that time, only the coal provinces and rime provinces in the country actually banned the cultivation of tobacco. Some provinces that were not suitable for cultivation levied a transit tax on tobacco. The annual transit tax on tobacco in southern Hunan and northern Hunan accounted for more than half of the fiscal revenue. Smuggling tobacco The profits were astonishing, so some people started smuggling by driving corpses. They hid smoke and soil in the corpses and went out day and night. And because the corpses smell so shocking, even the anti-smuggling team was unwilling to get close. The so-called corpse chasers, most of them Most are just smugglers."

The Zombie King pulled the chainsaw hard a few more times, and finally successfully started it, making a noisy and harsh "chacha" sound.

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Uh, don't talk nonsense to gain popularity. Xia Hua has always had this attitude. There are similar anti-drug remarks in all her books. It's not just to catch some hot spots when you find them temporarily.

Thanks to boss NingNingNing for generously rewarding 60,000 starting coins, and the total reward is 1 million starting coins. In order to commemorate this hard-won silver alliance, we need to break out a little more, starting tomorrow.

Thank you boss, I wish you immortality and eternal life!