I'm really immortal

Liu Changan pinched Shangguan Dandan's waist and held it. In the dark night, he looked around and focused on the team of corpse exterminators.

Liu Changan has done some research on driving corpses.

In the eyes of the public, exorcism belongs to the Wu culture, but this Wu tribe has nothing to do with the Wu tribe living in the Malay Peninsula.

The witches who can drive away corpses are not a nation or race, but people who can fight against strange beasts in the ancient times of mankind.

In an era when alien beasts were rampant, humans were very weak compared to them. Fortunately, they were widely distributed and relied on hard work to reproduce to survive and avoid extinction.

Although the human body is weak, it has a stronger ability to reproduce than alien beasts, and it also has the wisdom forced out of desperate situations.

Humans chose to improve their bloodline. They sent handsome men and beautiful women to capture the hearts of some alien beasts, and then combined these alien beasts with humans to give birth to some offspring who had human blood and appearance but inherited the abilities of the alien beasts.

These descendants are the witch clan. Most of the unknown and extremely powerful figures in myths and legends are from this witch clan, such as the many heroes who assisted the Yellow Emperor.

The existence of the Witch Clan allowed human beings to finally gain some capital for survival in an era when alien beasts were rampant. The powerful Witch Clan could directly confront the top experts among the alien beasts, without falling behind or even defeating them.

"Do you still remember the key reason why your uncle and late husband came to power?" Liu Changan raised the Shangguan Dandan he was holding horizontally and put it on the ground.

This is a strange-looking action process, but in fact it is very natural, because in order to show that she is professional in playing the role of a little zombie, Shangguan Dandan kept her body stiff and held it in her hand like a dried salted fish. Convenient, unlike live fish that are soft, slippery and difficult to handle.

After Shangguan Dandan landed on the ground, he put down his hands and jumped a few times to the side of her thermos. Then he said: "It's caused by witchcraft. I suspect you are responsible for it, but I have no evidence. Xiaotang said that she was not sure about this paragraph. I have researched the history of the Eastern Han Dynasty and am planning to write the script myself and make a movie or series in the future."

"Has she done some research on this period of Eastern Han Dynasty history? She should first figure out the difference between the Western Han Dynasty and the Eastern Han Dynasty, which one comes first and which one comes later." Liu Changan's voice rose unconsciously. She also wrote the script herself?

Liu Changan was just about to say that if Zhu Juntang acted as the screenwriter, the plot would definitely not be able to reach the extreme. But considering that Zhu Juntang wrote it, no matter how unbelievable it was, could it be that some real-life screenwriter wrote that Huo Qubing knelt down to the Huns for a foreign woman, which was ridiculous?

Huo Qubing was Shangguan Dandan's eldest grandfather. I think Zhu Juntang would have restrained himself when making up things, so he wouldn't be so stupid.

"Children are playing, why should they be angry?" Shangguan Dandan said nonchalantly. Zhu Juntang's mischief was exactly what made her cute, and the Queen Mother liked it very much.

"What I want to say is that the Wu Clan was actually involved in the witchcraft disaster, but at that time, the special bloodline of their ancestors had become thinner. The corpse soldiers and generals who shocked Liu Che were the Wu Clan. The last glory." Liu Changan said with a little regret.

During the witchcraft disaster, Liu Che was frightened by the mysterious and unpredictable methods of the witch clan. However, he was the Emperor of Hanwu after all. He took this opportunity to completely eradicate this secret method that could shake the foundation of the empire's center and get involved in the succession. All the Wu tribes who were fighting for power were killed, and they were wanted and traced across the country. From then on, the Wu tribe disappeared from the Central Plains.

The Wu Clan was not completely extinct. They just came to Xiangxi in the south, which is full of poisonous snakes and insects. The geographical location here is remote and dangerous, and there are natural barriers such as poisonous snakes and insects. The Wu Clan slowly thrived, but the bloodline passed down became thinner and thinner with each generation. , the "moving spirit" that could originally drive corpse soldiers and generals became a "corpse driving" that helped people transport corpses back to Hunan.

Today's "corpse driving", like "Gu Poison" and "Luohua Cave Girl", are collectively known as the "Three Evils in Western Hunan". Among them, "Gu Poison" and "Luohua Cave Girl" are not difficult to see, but " corpse driving" is really It’s rare to hear a hundred stories.

Liu Changan and Shangguan Dandan met tonight.

There were two people and six corpses in the team of exorcists. The leader was a middle-aged man wearing a raincoat and a bamboo hat. There was an old Taoist robe under the raincoat.

The Taoist robe was naturally torn, and the knees were carefully sewn with patches. It looked like it had aged well, and the Taoist robe fit perfectly on the body. It was not as baggy and unassuming as the walk-ons in movies and TV shows.

The six "corpses" did not stretch out their arms and jump around like Shangguan Dandan. Instead, their bodies were twisted weirdly, and their legs were stiff when walking, as if they were barely moving one leg, and then dragging the other leg forward. The speed Very slowly.

Some of the "corpses" had their heads tilted across their necks, some raised their heads and looked at the sky, and some had their heads wrapped in black cloth, forming a corpse-expelling team that was completely different from those in film and television works.

The last person in the corpse exorcism team was wearing a pair of round glasses, and his clothes were much more ordinary. He had a green cloth bag hanging around his neck, and he followed with great difficulty, pulling at the "corpses" from time to time.

"I'm hungry, tired and sleepy." Shangguan Dandan yawned and said something casually, trying to attract Liu Changan's attention. What's the point of driving away corpses? Isn't the way these zombies walk cuter than the way the Queen Mother jumps and jumps?

"You lay on my back and slept the whole way. You walked around for at most five minutes. You ate so much shrimp, crab meat and beef at night, and you drank so much effervescent water just now. If you can become hungry and sleepy so easily, You're tired, I think you should take your coffin with you." Liu Changan's eyes shifted to the other side.

He was not attracted by Shangguan Dandan, and just answered her casually. On the other side of the temple, in the dense jungle, the flashing light of the mobile phone screen was the fox beast and a few people. They seemed to be chasing the corpse. The team came.

Wudang Mountain is not among them. It seems that the two Japs can still only lead the party and are not qualified to get involved in secrets. The few people following the alien beasts should be Japanese.

The most striking feature of most Japanese people is that their temperament is poor and cannot be improved, even among the upper echelons of politics... After all, they are people who are always squeezed into the corner in group photos and cannot be featured on the stage.

Liu Changan was not very objective but reasonably deduced that those people were Japanese. He wondered in his mind, did they really believe in "exorcising corpses", so they came to investigate in person?

Thinking about it carefully, Liu Changan suspected that they came for the spirit transfer because of the presence of the strange beasts.

On Baidu Encyclopedia, it is written that "driving corpses" means "moving spirits", but obviously "moving spirits" is a method countless times more advanced than "driving corpses".

The actual method of transferring spirits is now unknown. Liu Changan can only speculate that it is a similar method to Shangguan Dandan's use of hair to control others.

The alien beasts come from the ancient times. They have fought and coexisted with the witch clan in its heyday, and have seen real spirit migration. That is why after they heard about "exorcism", they thought that it might be related to spirit migration. , will he cautiously go to this remote mountain forest to investigate.

"Then will you help me carry the coffin?" Shangguan Dandan thought for a while. Although he had no strength, Liu Changan was very strong.

Shangguan Dandan would also be willing to take the small coffin with him if he could carry it with him. Recently, he has been accompanying the electric pony car more often and rarely loves it. When he goes back, he has to lie down in the small coffin to let it know that Shangguan Dandan still loves it very much.

"No." Liu Changan refused. He was not crazy.

He had only seen people carrying coffins in movies and TV shows to eat, drink, live, fight, and look cool. In fact, those prop coffins were a little too small. The coffins that were actually used by people were extremely heavy and huge in size, not to mention Shangguan Dandan's mouth. Bronze coffin?

The weight doesn't matter, it's too big, and it can't even go through the security gate on the subway or anything like that.

Shangguan Dandan frowned. He also planned to lie down in the small coffin and let him take him and Dongdong to play around. If a rope was placed on the small coffin, Dongdong could sit on it, and Liu Changan would pull him in front. , I don’t know if he is willing.

It is estimated that only Dongdong is willing to pull him away. Unfortunately, Dongdong, like himself, does not have much strength.

Liu Changan did not jump up again, picked up the chain saw and walked to the opposite side of the mountain. Shangguan Dandan followed. When he saw him passing a big rock on the way downhill, Shangguan Dandan walked to the big rock and jumped down, landing just behind Liu Changan. Back, hugged.

Although Liu Changan walked a long distance and his speed was not fast, he still arrived at the temple ahead of the team of corpse exterminators, without alerting the strange beasts or the Japanese.

In the dark temple, Liu Changan found a window and looked over, and found that the alien beasts and the Japanese had placed a lot of shooting equipment. Because the Japanese were involved, this kind of shooting looked particularly professional.

Shangguan Dandan squeezed over, her cheeks were so soft that Liu Changan felt like powdered jelly was pressing against his face, so he had to stay away a little.

"What do you want to see?" Liu Changan asked.

"I want to see what you're looking at."

Shangguan Dandan looked around for a few times and discovered the hidden cameras. He immediately became happy. These all belong to the Queen Mother.

Shangguan Dandan did not immediately go to get her camera. Instead, she walked around the temple. When she saw a coffin placed in the center of the temple, she walked over and pushed open the coffin cover and lay down in it. Then she pulled and pulled the coffin. The cover is closed again.

As long as she didn't make any noise and disturb the two groups of people outside, Liu Changan didn't bother to care about her. Judging from her attachment to the coffin, she was indeed a zombie queen mother.

Liu Changan continued to observe from the window. At this time, the "corpse removal" team that was slowly walking slowly arrived at the open space in front of the temple.

I saw the leading Taoist priest wearing a raincoat making a few complicated gestures in a serious manner...Liu Changan suspected that if he were asked to do it again, he would definitely not be able to do it the same way.

After the Taoist priest finished making gestures, he pulled out a slightly rusty long sword from his coir raincoat, walked around several corpses, and began to mutter something.

The Taoist priest spoke the dialect of Xiangxi. He spoke very fast and could not be understood by ordinary people. In many places in the south, there are no accents in every village. Fortunately, the dialect has been passed down since ancient times and is no different from what it was 180 years ago. Liu Changan As I listened, I gradually understood.

The Taoist recited: If your feet are numb, you go up to the tree to pick avocados. The avocado tree fell down, and your numb feet are cured. Eat vegetable cakes for every meal. Vegetable cakes haunt my house every day. Don’t eat white rice. You have to eat it. I got a piece of cake during the Chinese New Year, and I ate vegetable cake every meal. I couldn’t finish the vegetable cake every day...

Liu Changan sighed. If those alien beasts and Japanese were not there, he would rush out and beat the Taoist priest right now.

The person with round-framed glasses who followed at the end took out his mobile phone at this time, bent down and squatted in a circle to take pictures. He probably wanted to create the effect of a candid shot, shaking the phone a few times from time to time, or quickly changing the shooting angle to create a The atmosphere of the filming was chaotic and tense.

After the Taoist priest finished reciting and taking pictures of his glasses, he waved his hand, took out the fire stick from his arms, lit a few white candles and placed them around.

He shouted angrily, jumped into the center of the white candle, and began to dance with his sword.

Liu Changan was surprised by this. This Taoist sword dance was quite impressive and well-organized. No one without more than ten or twenty years of hard training would be able to achieve this level.

Just because he is such a good swordsman, if you take some videos of Taoist disciples’ daily lives, it shouldn’t be cheap to click and follow them, right? Why bother to film this kind of deceptive "corpse driving"?

After finishing the sword dance, the Taoist priest used the sword as a guide and made several gestures that could not be repeated, causing the six corpses to stand neatly under the eaves of the temple.

Sunglasses suddenly screamed and dropped his phone on the ground, followed by the Taoist priest's roar, symbolizing the end of the filming.

"It's done." The Taoist priest said to the "corpses".

The "corpses" twisted their bodies one after another. Some took off the cloth that wrapped their heads, some wiped the heavy powder on their faces and let it fall, and some simply sat down and took out their mobile phones to play.

At this time, the alien beast and four Japanese people rushed out, looking at the group of people filming the "corpse removal" video in shock and anger.

"Are you fake?" Alien Beast walked up to the Taoist priest and was furious. He satisfied Wu Qinglian three times in the car, and was finally replaced by another Japanese who was good at the job. Totally a scam?

"Who are you?"

Despite the large number of people, the corpse exorcism team was still startled. In the middle of the night, several people who looked like they were ambushing here suddenly rushed out, which made everyone feel terrified.

"Don't worry about who we are!" Alien Beast took out his mobile phone, played a video, and said through gritted teeth, "Did you shoot this video?"

The video is exactly what the glasses were used to shoot. They skillfully used BBC-style candid shots and underworld filters to capture the contents of the underworld, which is also the process of driving away corpses.

"Yeah?" Glasses nodded, slightly embarrassed, "Don't you want to come and watch it live after watching our video?"

"Hu Jun, as long as we make the truth of what we filmed tonight known to the public, they will be ruined and no one will watch their videos anymore." A Japanese said angrily.

The alien beast was even more annoyed. He turned back and glared coldly at the Japanese who spoke, "We are here to find the real corpse chaser, not to expose the scam!"

"Guys, please tell me what you have to say, but you must not publish the video you shot online." The Taoist priest said anxiously.

"Haha." The alien beast sneered twice, "Unless you hand over the person who really knows how to drive away corpses. We have investigated and found that although you are fake, there were indeed people who knew how to drive away corpses decades ago or more than a hundred years ago. The people who drove the corpses exist, and even if they die, they still have descendants. If you tell me where the descendants of the corpse chasers are, I can consider not publishing them."

The glasses and the Taoist priests looked at each other, but one of the corpse pretenders couldn't help but laugh, "We are in Xiangxi. There are legends about corpse chasers in the greater Xiangxi area. It has a population of nearly 20 million, and the descendants of corpse chasers in it are only in single digits. , much rarer than giant pandas. Even if they exist, they remain anonymous and won’t mention their ancestors’ occupations. Who can know?”

"How could anyone believe it?"

"You guys are really... how can I say good things to you? If you have received nine years of compulsory education, you wouldn't believe it, right?"

"Isn't it fun to watch the short video? If you look at the comments under the video, at most some people say it looks scary, but no one really believes that a corpse can be driven around, right?"

The people playing corpses laughed and calmed down. There were eight people on our side and only five on the other side. At worst, we could just grab their phones and delete the video.

"Stop talking." The Taoist priest looked more authoritative. He waved his hand to indicate that he should not be sarcastic, and then said to the people in front of him: "Brothers, this is our fault. Please listen to our explanation."

After the Taoist priest finished speaking, he was silent in his heart, but the glasses began to say: "Actually, this is a poverty alleviation project. I am Xiao Zhang, a poverty alleviation worker in Yuetang Village. Short videos are very popular now. An Internet celebrity may become popular all over the world. Short videos on the Internet are enough to drive economic development in a place."

The Taoist coughed slightly and continued, "I am Zhao Zhi, the village chief of Yuetang Village. Our village has good tourism conditions, but it lacks marketing and promotion. As long as we make full use of local rumors about monsters and monsters, we can develop this place into a The cultural check-in point for exorcising corpses is enough to help our whole village get rid of poverty and become rich."

"A few of us run a B\u0026B together..."

"The restaurant has also been reorganized..."

Zhao Zhi and Xiao Zhang explained that they hoped to persuade the other party not to make tonight's incident public to the public. Their short video was not too popular yet, but it had achieved initial results. At this time, someone announcing the so-called truth may not cause much negative effects.

They were just afraid that something would happen after the fire, and everyone would find out that someone had exposed the truth a long time ago, and no one would pay attention to the village anymore. As for the tourism and internet celebrity check-in spots, it would even be ruined.

"Everyone is so poor." Xiao Zhang sighed. He had no choice but to come up with such an idea together with the village chief Zhao Zhi.

"I don't care about you!"

The alien beast snorted coldly, teeth itching with hatred. Since they didn't know where the descendants of the corpse chasers were at all, then the plan to use the blood of the descendants of the Wu clan and combine it with modern technology to trace the origins to cultivate the ancient gods would be completely impossible to implement. What's more, Not to mention looking for the dormant ancient wizard.

The body of the alien beast is a fox. Whether it is a Qingqiu fox or a Tushan fox, even he himself cannot remember clearly. After waking up and coming to the human world, he named himself Hu Jie.

When illiterate people see this name, they can't help but wonder, can they call him Hu Sandao?

Of course not. When Zhu Gao heard that Hu Gao had chosen such a name, he laughed loudly and immediately nicknamed Hu Gao "Hu Sandao". So Hu Gao held Zhu Gao's dog's mouth and pulled it. Zhu Yan was beaten severely.

Zhu Yan has the worst performance in the health club and is the last technician. I don't know where he got the courage to make fun of Hu Gao.

Hu Ge has a better temper towards females, so there is no need to tolerate a pervert like Zhu Ni.

In front of him was a young civil servant from the Poverty Alleviation Office, a Taoist village chief, and six villagers pretending to be corpses. Hu Jie knew that they had no use value.

According to common sense, the village chief of a village is often the most knowledgeable, or the village chief will recommend the most virtuous and respected elders in the village.

But the village chief in front of him seemed neither well-informed nor recommended by the elders. Hu Gao decided to use Xiao Zhang's mobile phone to shoot a truth-clarification video, completely shattering their hopes.

Hu Jie stretched out his hand and snatched glasses Xiao Zhang's mobile phone.

"What are you doing?" Xiao Zhang rushed over to grab his phone back, but was pushed away by Hu Jie and staggered into the flagpole in front of the temple.

The flag of the "Inn of the Dead" fluttered in the dark night, like a banner calling for souls.

"Brother, it won't be good if you do it." Zhao Zhi winked, and the other six villagers also started to move.

The villagers took off the things tied to various parts of their bodies. It was these wooden sticks, wooden boxes, etc. that were tied to their limbs and trunks, making their walking postures extremely weird. This method was weirder than the self-deduction. The pace feels more like "driving corpses".

Six villagers, Xiao Zhang who got up, and the village chief Zhao Zhi, surrounded the five people of Hu Jie. Only Hu Jie here was quite tall and strong, while the remaining four people were short and dirty, and they were not driven away at all. The filming gang took it seriously.

Hu Jie took Xiao Zhang's phone and pressed it a few times. He couldn't unlock or use it, so he threw it aside. He took out his own phone and took the picture before sending it to Xiao Zhang, forcing him to Just send it out, it doesn’t matter which phone you used to take the photo.

"Just you guys?" Hu Gao casually snatched the long sword from the hands of village chief Zhao Zhi and stabbed him in the arm.

Zhao Zhi immediately pressed his arm in pain and screamed. The sword did not pass through the flesh, but the tip of the sword pierced the bones, causing heartache.

Several other people saw that Hu Gao dared to hurt others. They picked up the iron and wooden sticks originally tied to their bodies and threw them at Hu Gao.

The four Japanese people immediately squatted on the ground with their heads in their hands. The villagers and the principal also just rushed towards Hu Jie, but they were no match for Hu Jie, and they were knocked to the ground one by one by Hu Jie.

Looking at several people lying on the ground, Hu Gao was about to take out his mobile phone to take pictures, but suddenly heard a gust of wind coming from behind. He quickly dodged, but saw a coffin flying out of the temple and landing smoothly. The position where Hu Jie was standing just now.

Immediately afterwards, a tall figure, as if his legs could not be bent, shot into the sky like a cannonball in the temple, and then landed straight on the coffin lid and stood there.

He was tall and muscular, more than two meters tall, with only a piece of rag tied around his waist. His skin was pale and exuded a gloomy air of death. His face was smeared with a thick layer of lime, but his lips were extremely bright.

The scary thing is that he closed his eyes tightly and his entire eye socket was completely dark, but he was slowly turning his head, as if he was looking at everyone present with his tightly closed eyes.

The most incomprehensible thing is that this tall man who looks like a zombie king is holding a brand new chainsaw in his hand.

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