I'm really immortal

Liu Changan had just sent the photos and video of Zhou Dongdong twisting on the ground to Zhou Shuling when he saw Zhou Shuling walking into the living room while looking at her phone.

Zhou Dongdong, who was lying on the edge of the sofa howling, immediately stood up. She opened her mouth and howled. It was just a gesture, not a real child who was so sad that she cried bitterly.

Just seeing her mother's expression, Zhou Dongdong knew that it was time to spank the child again. She rolled her eyes and wondered whether she should hide under the electric heating table or bravely rush out of the room at the speed of a light-speed gyroman. Where is the door?

Obviously, practicing martial arts is the same as studying. You should not be beaten if your clothes are dirty, but my mother obviously does not agree with this principle.

But Zhou Dongdong found that his mother stopped and stared at brother Chang'an's back.

Brother Chang'an was waiting for something with a smile. When he found that his mother was not moving, he turned to look at her, so Zhou Dongdong stood next to the electric heating table and prepared to check the situation first.

"Why is there dust on your shirt?" Zhou Shuling looked at Liu Changan suspiciously. Recently, she had wisely discovered that when Zhou Dongdong does stupid things, if Liu Changan is also there, he is probably also involved!

"Ahem...this..." When Liu Changan was demonstrating to Zhou Dongdong, he took off his coat specifically, but he didn't expect that there would be clues of flaws left behind.

Could it be that I have been using my waist less recently and my waist strength is insufficient? Liu Changan was so suspicious.

"Cackle..." Shangguan Dandan laughed. It seemed that Xiaoling was influenced by him, learned Gong Dou's skills, and finally became more witty.

I don’t know when the other daughters-in-law will also show some learning results. Shangguan Dandan hopes that they will start some palace fighting activities when they have nothing to do, so that Shangguan Dandan can participate more deeply and show the Queen Mother’s experience in palace fighting. and overall control.

Of course, these palace fighting activities must be controlled under a certain intensity. Like traditional palace fighting in ancient times, methods that easily kill people are not allowed. Shangguan Dandan decided that Su Nanxiu must not participate in it, otherwise it would inevitably get out of control and hurt Shangguan. Dandan’s beloved daughters-in-law.

"You made her roll on the ground again, right?" Zhou Shuling turned her head and glanced at Zhou Dongdong, who was observing the situation, and stared at Liu Changan with the eyes of the culprit.

"How could it be? When I came back, she was on the ground. If you want to blame you, you have to blame the person holding the thermos bottle and watching the fun." This is simply a mouthful. Liu Changan always uses a positive approach to encourage Zhou Dongdong to study. How could Progress make Zhou Dongdong roll on the ground?

For example, he was teaching her kung fu just now. This was also for the purpose of strengthening her body and increasing her hobbies.

"It's you! It's you! It's you!" How could Zhou Shuling find trouble with Shangguan Dandan? She raised her hand and patted the dusty spot on Liu Changan's shirt, intending to take the opportunity to hit him.

"Why do you beat people up without any basis?"

Zhou Shuling spanked him again, and finally hit his butt. The tentacles were slightly elastic but also firm and full. She couldn't help but feel her cheeks heat up. She quickly retracted her hand, held her five fingers together and squeezed. , a little embarrassed, "There is dust on your butt, isn't it evidence?"

However, Liu Changan happened to see some dust on Zhou Shuling's skirt that didn't know where it came from. He took the opportunity to pat it, "There is dust on your butt too? I think you are also suspicious. You must have taught Zhou Dongdong how to do it." He rolled on the ground, escaped before I came back, and then came back to frame me again."

"Ah... ugh... how could I be so boring?" Zhou Shuling's body trembled and she sobbed in her throat, hastily saying, "I'm not that boring."

After saying that, she hit Liu Changan a little unconvinced. Anyway, when he saw Zhou Dongdong rolling on the ground, he took a video photo first and didn't pull her up. It was a fact.

Liu Changan looked at Zhou Shuling's tight-fitting velvet skirt and thought of Professor Liu's equally graceful and plump curves lying on the tatami. He couldn't help but feel that the best way to punish these women with their buttocks is spanking. Thinking like this, The palm fell again.

This time the blow was more serious. Zhou Shuling was ashamed and hurt, so she quickly hit him back a few more times.

But when she turned her head, she found that Zhou Dongdong was watching her and Liu Changan playing with each other, with his hands clasped together, his mouth slightly open, and his eyes full of anticipation.

This look is exactly the same as when Liu Changan wants to watch Zhou Shuling beat a child!

Zhou Shuling suddenly became angry. She turned around and pulled out the bamboo strips behind the TV, preparing to teach this stupid and daring child a lesson. Did he actually know how to watch his mother's jokes?

"Ouch..." When Zhou Dongdong saw his mother turning around and walking towards the TV in an angry manner, Zhou Dongdong realized that the bamboo strips, which were more powerful than the golden cudgel, were hidden there. Run away! Zhou Dongdong swung his round claws, twisted his body, jumped to the door, and hurried downstairs.

"Let's see where you can run. You have to come back to eat!" Zhou Shuling angrily chased her to the door, threatening her with her hands on her hips, but did not pursue her.

There is really no other way. Zhou Dongdong runs up and down every day, and even running away on the stairs is like walking on flat ground. Zhou Shuling can't do it. She wants her butt to be raised and look better, so she wears high heels.

Thinking of this, Zhou Shuling returned to the living room and spanked Liu Changan. Wasn't it because he said her butt was more upturned and beautiful that she wanted to wear high heels every day? Otherwise, she would have caught up with Zhou Dongdong just now.

"Dongdong won't be back until dinner time." Shangguan Dandan said with gusto after watching the daily family farce with gusto, and quickly poured champagne water to drink, which slightly diluted the unfinished feeling.

"You have to pay attention to your education methods and don't just beat the children." Liu Changan took back the bamboo stick in Zhou Shuling's hand.

This thing is most powerful in summer and autumn. When it is drawn on the skin, it will be like a red mark like a staff. Now, at this time, it can only play a strategic deterrent role. Zhou Shuling cannot use this thing to hit Zhou Dongdong. Face.

Zhou Dongdong often clenched his fists and shrank into his sleeve pockets. It was still difficult to use bamboo strips to achieve actual effects, but Zhou Dongdong's reaction still showed how terrifying it was.

"If a child is not beaten at home when she is young, she will be beaten outside when she grows up. I would rather she be beaten at home." Zhou Shuling's education concept is very simple, and she felt angry and funny when she said, "You don't know how to beat children, these words are actually you said."

"Do you know what happened in 1509 during the Ming Dynasty?" Liu Changan shook his head and said to Zhou Shuling.

Zhou Shuling's eyes widened, knowing that Liu Changan often questioned others, and Zhou Shuling was often questioned. Did he think that Zhou Shuling had studied hard recently and made some progress, so he raised such a profound historical knowledge question?

"How do I know!" Zhou Shuling thought for a while. She hadn't read any history books recently, so it was reasonable for her to be unable to answer.

"In the year 1509 of the Ming Dynasty... that was after my country was stolen by thieves... many, many years, but it can be regarded as orthodox among us Han people." Shangguan Dandan sighed slightly, so he stopped pouring champagne into the lid. He poured it into his mouth and drank.

Shangguan Dandan's historical knowledge mainly came from Liu Changan's "coffin teaching" to her, as well as from online novels and TV series, so she couldn't figure out the specific number of "many, many years."

"In 1509 of the Ming Dynasty, which was the fourth year of Zhengde reign of Emperor Wuzong of the Ming Dynasty, Wang Shouren gave a lecture at the Wenming Academy and clearly and publicly proposed the idea of ​​integrating knowledge and action." Liu Changan said.

"Ah?" Zhou Shuling couldn't understand. He was clearly saying that he was not qualified to ask others not to hit children, so why did he suddenly jump to someone in the history book?

"It is difficult to unite knowledge and action. I know mentally that it is not good to hit children all the time, but behaviorally I like to encourage you to hit children. This is why it is difficult to unite knowledge and action. If I can unite knowledge and action, then my state will be It's very high, but unfortunately I'm just an ordinary person, how can I always achieve the unity of knowledge and action?" Liu Changan explained, "Do you understand?"

Zhou Shuling was stunned for a moment, then patted the hem of his shirt. It seemed that the dust couldn't be patted off. Forget it, let's wait for him to change and wash it for him. Zhou Shuling didn't think about what she didn't understand, and turned to the kitchen to prepare for cooking. .

Liu Changan smiled. The unity of knowledge and action is certainly not what he said. In fact, in the evolution of civilization and morality becoming the invisible driving force for action, it is precisely because the Chinese people have accepted the guiding concept of "the unity of knowledge and action" intentionally or unintentionally.

For example, in the face of major disasters, Chinese people pay more attention to the "unity of knowledge and action" and the unity of thoughts and actions, so countless touching heroic deeds will emerge.

In some countries, they don’t understand what “the unity of knowledge and action” means. So when a building is stepped on and a person is buried, many people come to hang wreaths, light candles, sing, commemorate, and cry. But those who helped excavate not even one.

Because they don’t understand what “the unity of knowledge and action” means. They are just a group of things whose spiritual, moral, and ideological civilization evolution is almost the same as that of animals. Occasionally, good people and good deeds may appear due to the consciousness of individual people, but the overall society does not have the “unity of knowledge and action” at all. "One" concept of higher civilization.

People who understand the unity of knowledge and action will feel strong contempt, confusion, and even physical disgust when they look at the behavior of people who have no concept of the unity of knowledge and action.

"From the matter of beating children, you can combine knowledge with action." Shangguan Dandan stood up with a thermos bottle on his back, walked behind Liu Changan, jumped on his back, hugged his neck and lay down.

"I can also carefully analyze the behavior of you lying on my back and find out that you are having your period today." Liu Changan turned his head and mocked with a smile.

Shangguan Dandan tilted her head and glanced at him. She didn't know how he knew it, but it wasn't something she cared about. Shangguan Dandan opened her mouth wide and bit Liu Changan's neck.

Didn't he always say she was a zombie? The zombie queen is menstruating. Wouldn't it be natural for her to bite your neck and suck some blood?

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The day before yesterday, I posted a picture in the drumstick group, and my account was blocked for a week. I am temporarily unable to access QQ... Those who ordered the photos, please be patient. I will fix the pictures and organize them and send them as soon as possible... It has been delayed for more than a month, I'm sorry.