I'm really immortal

After Shangguan Dandan bit Liu Changan's neck, he let go of his hands and hung them on his back. Then he rolled his eyes upwards and stared at the TV.

There was a news broadcast on the TV. A middle-aged man was admitted to the hospital. Beer bottles, screwdrivers, milk tea straws, air conditioner remote controls and other items were taken out from his intestines, weighing more than ten kilograms.

Shangguan Dandan wanted to ask Liu Changan if he could do it, but he was unwilling to let go of his neck, so he didn't ask.

Liu Changan saw a middle-aged and elderly man with a mosaic on the TV being interviewed. He explained that he made a bet with a friend and was pranked by the bad friend.

Disgusting thing. Of course Liu Changan would not believe this explanation. He turned around and glanced at Shangguan Dandan, but she was biting his neck and her cheek was close at hand. Liu Changan turned his head and his lips touched her forehead.

Shangguan Dandan raised his eyebrows and glanced at him again. It was normal for a moth to kiss his mother's forehead, but it was hard to say whether a man and a woman were kissing each other. Shangguan Dandan didn't care and continued to stare at the TV.

When the news changed, Liu Changan also changed his attention and shook his body, trying to throw Shangguan Dandan off. As a result, her body was shaken left and right, but her teeth always bit Liu Changan's neck.

Liu Changan wanted to spin her at high speed and throw her up like a helicopter propeller, but what if she really flew up and broke the ceiling?

Zhou Shuling took a look in the kitchen, which reminded her of the zombie movies she had seen before. This is how zombies bite people's necks. It's just that Shangguan Dandan, this little zombie is too cute. Even if he opens his mouth wide and bites people, he won't bite. Looks terrible.

Liu Changan couldn't get rid of Shangguan Dandan, so Zhou Shuling asked him to take out the toon from the refrigerator upstairs, and Liu Changan walked upstairs and down again.

When Liu Changan was about to walk into the kitchen, Shangguan Dandan released his teeth and jumped off his back vigilantly. She had to be prepared for Liu Changan to take the opportunity to lock her into the kitchen and force Shangguan Dandan to do housework. The little Queen Mother was too weak to resist.

"Your skin is so thick." Zhou Shuling glanced at the tooth marks on Liu Changan's neck. They were shallow, but they really looked like those bitten by zombies or vampires in movies. They were just pink lip marks and small ones. The teeth marks give the impression that a cute little zombie is being naughty.

Liu Changan also thought of Zhu Juntang once using lipstick to draw bite marks on the back of his hand, while announcing that she was a noble vampire and Liu Changan was her dependent.

"No matter how thick my skin is, is it as thick as yours?" Liu Changan glanced at Zhou Shuling's butt. Zhou Dongdong claimed that Zhou Shuling's face was as thick as her butt.

Of course, the thickness of the skin is not the same thing as the thickness of the face buttocks. Skin is skin. The thickness of the face and buttocks generally includes muscle and fat.

The face and butt are very similar, and the shape is similar to the surrounding objects. They are also two-parted, and the functions are similar. For example, the slap in the face that people often talk about is actually the same as spanking in that it has a certain humiliating nature.

Between men and women, touching the face and touching the butt are similar in nature, but touching the face is more tactful. Therefore, many people touch their face in public to show that they and the person whose face is touched can touch their butt.

Liu Changan did not touch Zhou Shuling's face intentionally, which means that he did not want to touch Zhou Shuling's butt, which to a certain extent proved that the relationship between the two was very pure.

Zhou Shuling's fingers were wet, so she pressed her cheek with the back of her hand. There were several thin finger dimples on the back of her fingers, which made them look rounder and rounder. Zhou Shuling suddenly remembered that her fingers were slender but looked skinny in the past. Compared with now, they were completely thin. Another pair of hands.

I hope that kind and hard-working people in this world will be as happy as herself, Zhou Shuling thought, looking down at the bottles and cans on the kitchen table, one hand underneath shook Liu Changan's palm, "It feels like Is it here yet? My skin is getting better and better, and there are no calluses at all. Where is it thicker?"

Zhou Shuling held it for a moment and then let go. Her palms felt numb at that moment, as if they were stuck together and no longer belonged to her.

In a sense, I am indeed a bit thick-skinned, and dare to do such a thing. In fact, I want to let him know that my skin is getting better and better, just raise my hand and let him take a look, and Don't let him feel it.

But just now he was looking at her butt, and Zhou Shuling didn't let him touch it or raise it up on purpose, which meant that she still wanted to be shy and her skin wasn't very thick.

Zhou Shuling patted her cheek, really, what are you thinking about? It must be the aftereffects of drinking coffee in the afternoon.

Zhou Shuling had not drunk coffee many times, so this kind of thing had a strong effect on her. After the stimulating effect of caffeine disappeared, she kept feeling a little dizzy.

"Have you finished eating what I gave you?" Liu Changan felt the changes in the skin of her palms. There were some calluses on her hands.

As long as life is good, the cocoons will slowly disappear, but this will also take a relatively long time. Now the cocoons have disappeared. Of course, the things Liu Changan gave have worked.

People who often play games have experience. If the palm of the hand that often holds the mouse is scratched, calluses will appear, and it will take two to three years for the calluses to disappear without careful maintenance.

Many middle-aged men, looking at their white and round tiger's mouth and thinking about the mouse hands of the past, can't help but feel sad and sad. The cocoon of the tiger's mouth has disappeared, and the days of fighting again and again in Internet cafes all night long can never go back... Even if you have the will, you have no power. The chances of sudden death such as cerebral infarction, myocardial infarction, etc. are greatly increased, so I don’t dare to do it anymore.

Liu Changan also wanted to try the feeling of sudden death. At this point, it was difficult to achieve the level of ordinary people. After all, it was too difficult, which was a bit regretful.

"No, just one drop at a time. I feel like I can eat it for a long time." Zhou Shuling shook her head, and then said a little distressedly, "Last time Miss Zhusan came over to play, she saw me eating it. I heard that you gave it to me, and she She also wanted to taste it, but she vomited it after tasting a drop and said it was super disgusting."

It's actually a bit rude for Zhu Juntang to do this, but Zhou Shuling doesn't care, because that's the kind of person Zhu Juntang is, and he didn't do it intentionally... Zhou Shuling just thinks it's a waste, this is a gift from Liu Changan to herself, and it seems to be A very precious thing.

"It's so strange. I think it tastes very good and has a nice smell. Why does Zhu Juntang say it's disgusting?" Zhou Shuling asked puzzledly.

"It's nothing strange. If you go to a street shop or ordinary restaurant and buy her some popular food, she will still feel nauseous and vomiting, and then feel like she's been poisoned." Liu Changan patted Zhou Shuling's shoulder as usual, "Don't do it again I gave it to others to taste, including Shangguan Dandan and Zhou Dongdong."

"Oh, I understand." After hearing Liu Changan's instructions, Zhou Shuling felt that she had done something wrong and asked in a low voice, "What is that thing?"

"Nothing, water, protein, fat, sugar, lecithin, inorganic salts, lactic acid, fructose, enzymes, calcium, magnesium, zinc, selenium, potassium and other nutrients." Liu Changan briefly analyzed the ingredients and told the truth.

"Wow, I feel very nutritious when I hear it. No wonder after eating it, my body seems to be much better and my skin is also good. Others say that I feel very moisturized." Zhou Shuling patted her face with satisfaction and looked at it with some expectation and praise. Liu Changan, no matter what other people say, it makes Zhou Shuling a little happy at most, but if she praises her, Zhou Shuling will feel like Zhou Dongdong receiving the certificate, spinning like a small plane and flying into the sky.

"It feels particularly moisturizing? Who said that?" Liu Changan frowned and asked.

"Uncle Qian!"

"This old man doesn't cultivate." Liu Changan cursed and didn't take it seriously. Old men and women, represented by Old Man Qian, were doing nothing all day long and were not of high quality.

"The inheritance of life is a picture that slowly unfolds over the long years, moistening things silently. The super life energy contained in these things originally has the same origin as the super life energy in the blood, but it is much gentler, so it is more suitable for ordinary people. Human physique." Liu Changan nodded and did not explain any more.

Zhou Shuling blinked. She didn't understand, so she didn't ask any more questions. Just like she didn't bother to think about things she couldn't understand.

At present, most of the questions that Zhou Shuling can't understand but is too lazy to think about are related to Shangguan Dandan. Why is Dandan so powerful? Why is Dandan so lazy? Why does Dandan like to lie in the coffin? It's hard to ask her directly.

"I want to eat couple's lung slices." Shangguan Dandan stood outside the kitchen and said pointedly.

Liu Changan glanced at her, and Shangguan Dandan stepped back a little to avoid entering the radiation range of the kitchen.

Everything has a certain radiation range, such as the radiation range of the kitchen. When entering it, Liu Changan will say: Make whatever you want to eat.

But if you leave this radiation range, for example, if Shangguan Dandan yells downstairs about what he wants to eat, Liu Changan will at most say: Go upstairs to eat by yourself, do you want someone to give it to you?

That's it.

"Ah, I don't have the ingredients to make couple's lung slices at home, so let's order takeout today... There is a restaurant in the mall that makes delicious ones, okay?" Zhou Shuling said to Shangguan Dandan.

"Okay." Shangguan Dandan nodded repeatedly and walked into the kitchen to touch Zhou Shuling's head. Since she ordered takeout, there was nothing to do in the kitchen. Shangguan Dantan walked into the kitchen bravely and was not worried about Liu Changan forcing her to work. .

"Cook rice." Liu Changan handed the rice sieve to Shangguan Dandan.

Shangguan Dandan opened his mouth slightly and looked at Liu Changan in disbelief. Why could Liu Changan always find housework for her?

Where can anyone order takeout and not order rice? Shangguan Dandan walked out of the house angrily. She would stand at the gate of the community and wait for the delivery boy and sister to arrive before going home with the delivery boy.

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Thanks to NingNingNing for his generous reward, a new leader has been added to this book.