I'm really immortal

It is generally said that father's debts are paid by sons, but Professor Liu's father and Professor Liu Jianshe were once colleagues, and they had very little contact with each other. Hunan University is so big that teachers do not always look up and down, so that Reunited many years later, Liu Changan saw An Nuan's grandfather, but he didn't have many memories of the past.

Professor Liu's father didn't provoke him, so he was a bit embarrassed to repay his father's debt to his son. However, Professor Liu always made trouble, and based on the starting point of teaching her a lesson, there was no problem at all in repaying his debt to his son.

Liu Yuewang frowned. His grandfather had already settled in the capital and had not been to southern Hunan for many years. However, he used his contacts in the past and existing resources to give Professor Liu a lot of help in his work... Otherwise, Professor Liu would be an associate professor at most.

Regarding the matter of grandfather's selection of academicians back then, Professor Liu knew some inside information that was different from Professor Liu Jianshe's.

She straightened her waist and moved to a relatively elegant posture to make herself more imposing. She sneered, "Although grandpa is older than you, he can be considered your contemporaries. We went to the countryside back then." At that time, my grandfather lived in the home of a fellow villager, and the eldest son of that fellow villager was killed by a zombie while digging a well. Do you still remember?"

Liu Changan stood up straight and looked down at Liu Yuewang. Professor Liu's figure was enchanting, especially when she was lying on her side. No matter how she crossed her legs or twisted her waist, she could not hide her spring beauty, cold temperament, and fair skin. Her leg muscles were particularly attractive, which made Liu Changan's thoughts drift back to that year... Liu Changan had many experiences going to the countryside, and he needed to sort out whether there was any shared past with Liu Yehong in his memory.

After many people went to the countryside, they never went back. After many people returned to the city, they never returned to the countryside where they spent their youth.

Liu Changan is an exception. Like Mondo, he can marry Naer whenever he wants. He has gone to the countryside more than once and is extremely active in the upsurge of building a new socialist countryside.

If Liu Yuewang hadn't told such a ridiculous rumor that he was "harmed by a zombie", it would be really difficult for Liu Changan to recall it.

That time when I went to the countryside, I lived in the same hometown as Liu Yehong.

This fellow has five sons and one daughter. Fortunately, he is a craftsman, and the couple is willing to work hard. In those days, raising six children was difficult, but when the children grew up and were able to work, The situation at home is much better than that of ordinary people's homes.

Because of this, the fellow villagers assigned two educated youths, Liu Jianshe and Liu Yehong.

At that time, the village was building a road, and an ancient tomb came out while digging the mountain. The tomb was very large, but the villagers didn't take it seriously. It looked like the feudal aristocracy that once oppressed the people, so why not give it to the tomb? Raised?

Among the educated youth who worked together, there happened to be a history major, and they knew that this ancient tomb was very valuable and of great archaeological significance, so they had to unite with other educated youths to try to prevent the villagers from continuing to destroy the ancient tomb.

Of course, Liu Yehong also supports the protection of ancient tombs and plans to send people back to the city to contact relevant departments. However, in the eyes of this group of people who protect ancient tombs, there is one person who seems out of place... He is Liu Jianshe.

Liu Jianshe had different ideas from other educated youths. He didn't care about the protection of ancient tombs at all, and even advised the villagers to hide the treasures dug out... This kind of low ideological consciousness is not even as good as the advanced elements among the villagers, which is very disappointing. Disdainful.

From this moment on, Liu Yehong didn't like Liu Jianshe.

If it was just like this, the resentment would not continue into the future... The key is that the eldest son of the fellow villager at that time was very prestigious in the village. In order to allow the village to pass through the village as soon as possible, he led a group of people in the village to secretly work in the middle of the night to prepare the ancient tomb. That area was filled in.

As a result, something happened that night. The eldest son fell into a pit in the ancient tomb, which was not very deep, but lost his life in it. When the body was taken out, a bite mark was found on his neck... so there was Rumor has it that he was killed by a zombie.

When the eldest son had an accident, the fellow villagers were naturally devastated. Fortunately, the family had left incense, and there were many sons in the village. After the funeral, everyone slowly returned to normal life.

The fellow's family is very famous and powerful in the local area, so the eldest son also married a very beautiful wife. Liu Yehong lived in the fellow's house and saw her every day. Liu Yehong inevitably felt some pity for the orphans and the widowed.

So Liu Yehong would go to the little widow whenever he had something to do, or perform some activities with her present, and actively perform, singing, dancing, reciting poems, and telling stories from world famous books, all Liu Yehong was good at.

Liu Yehong could often see her listening carefully, with admiration shining in her eyes, or staring at him tenderly with a slight smile on her lips.

Just when Liu Yehong felt that the two of them had a good connection, one night his body was burning with fire and he couldn't sleep tossing and turning. He was about to go to the well to take a bath. Stepping under the moonlight that was like daylight, he saw the delicate figure of the little widow walking away. On the field ridge.

Her body was so graceful. The floral trousers wrapped around her buttocks, which were as plump and round as a big watermelon in the field. Liu Yehong thought to himself, could she not be able to sleep either? I followed up and whispered a few love words to her quietly. Under such moonlight, I must be able to clearly see the charm and shyness on her cheeks.

After just a few steps, he found the little widow getting into a shed.

Liu Yehong felt like he was struck by lightning, because he knew that it was Liu Jianshe's turn to guard the melon shed tonight!

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"When you went to the countryside, do you still remember the little sister-in-law and daughter-in-law you played with? Grandpa feels that he has squeezed your place, so there is no need to feel guilty." Liu Yuewang's tone was calm, as if he didn't hold any position.

In fact, from Liu Yuewang's point of view, there was nothing wrong with Liu Jianshe taking the lead. Things between men and women were about mutual affection, and it was not whoever fell in love with him first.

But she also felt that there was nothing wrong with grandpa being resentful because of this and being able to squeeze Liu Jianshe's quota... Last autumn, a mosquito bit Liu Yuewang. She chased it until midnight, and finally squeezed the mosquito to death. Sleep peacefully.

Vengeance must be retaliated, and it doesn't matter if you use some means. If Professor Liu wants to learn from his grandfather, he must be such a cruel, ruthless, and scheming woman.

When Liu Changan heard Liu Yuewang's words, he came back to his senses. He really had never thought about what happened in the days when he went to the mountains and countryside. Liu Yehong was able to hold grudges until the 1990s and allowed him to successfully take revenge... Even though Liu Jianshe didn't care at all. Passed the academician selection.

"If you think about it carefully, if your grandfather had slept with a girl's sister-in-law or something when he was going to the countryside, he might have stayed in the countryside, and you, Professor Liu, would have become another Liu Dahong, Liu Xiaohong, Liu Xiao Fang and so on." Everything has a cause and effect, Liu Changan was slightly emotional.

Liu Yuewang looked at the exquisite cheongsam she had customized at "Explanation", and then thought about the big red flowers on her head, the plateau red on her cheeks, and the chapped skin on her palms, and she couldn't help but shudder.

"Your grandfather has a reason to retaliate against me, but it's wrong for you to use it as an excuse." Liu Changan squatted down again and touched Liu Yuewang's head.

Usually in front of her, he always has to retain a bit of "quasi-son-in-law" attitude, but in fact, Liu Changan often wants to touch Liu Yuewang's head... Liu Changan likes to touch silly but cute or beautiful animals. Touch their heads.

"You're right." Professor Liu is a scheming woman. Of course she has to be flexible, so she decided to compromise temporarily, "If you can help me melt these sticky things, I will pretend that I didn't see you and Yan." Date with flowers and leaves.”

"Lie down slowly." Liu Changan placed the ablation spray in front of Liu Yuewang.

But he saw that Liu Yuewang's collar on the chest of her cheongsam spread out due to her struggle, revealing a heart shape, which felt more suitable for placing a long bottle, so he inserted the spray bottle into it, clapped his hands and left.

Liu Yuewang was stunned and blushing. She watched him walk to the door and then shouted: "Hey! Hey! Professor Liu! Grandpa Liu..."

Of course Professor Liu Jianshe was much younger than Liu Yehong, but he could still be considered a contemporary. There was nothing wrong with Professor Liu calling him Grandpa Liu. Unfortunately, even if he called him Grandpa, he still left without looking back.

Liu Changan closed the door and could no longer hear Liu Yuewang's yelling. He turned back and glanced at the password input panel. He was not worried that someone could break in and do whatever they wanted to Professor Liu who had no resistance.

Most people would never imagine such a seemingly complex password system, but the password is simply 123456. That means the brain circuits of Liu Yuewang and Zhu Juntang have inadvertently formed a resonance, and a third person who can resonate with their brain circuits... ...It could only be someone like Zhou Shuling, and Zhou Shuling would not come over.

What's more, he was sure that Qin Yanan should also put Zhu Juntang down. The first thing Zhu Juntang did when he came down from the ceiling was to run here to see what happened, and Professor Liu would be saved.

Zhu Juntang's curiosity is as strong as that of a three-year-old child, ignorant and fearless.

Liu Changan has no plans to go back to see Yan Huaye immediately. Since he has decided to take care of Yan Huaye and Yan Qingcheng, there will be more opportunities and time to meet in the future.

I will not go to the afternoon class... Liu Changan sighed. He originally planned to study hard this semester, but fortunately, what he wanted at the beginning was to skip classes as little as possible instead of "never skip classes" and skip once in a while. The class is fair enough.

Everyone is like this. If you are too stubborn and persistent, you will inevitably be a little independent. Ordinary college students should look like ordinary college students.

Who is an ordinary college student if he doesn't skip classes?

So Liu Changan stood outside the door, pinched his face in front of the glass curtain wall, and returned to the appearance of Liu Changan, an ordinary college student.

Go back first.

Liu Changan walked home, opened the door, and heard the sound of the TV in the living room. Shangguan stared blankly, barely keeping his eyes open to watch TV. When he saw Liu Changan coming home, he looked more awake, and pursed his lips. Pour a glass of champagne and drink it.

The champagne water tastes really good. Li Hongfang knows how to do things. She has a big butt and looks like she is very good at giving birth. I wonder when Liu Changan will visit her.

Shangguan Dandan waved to Liu Changan, wanting to teach him how to do it face-to-face, teaching him to cut off flowers when they are worth it, and don't wait until the flowers change color.

Liu Changan ignored her and Shangguan Dandan waved to people, making people feel like she was teasing cats and dogs: Come here quickly and give you meat buns to eat.

This was how Shangguan Dandan greeted Lu Sien, but Lu Sien felt that Shangguan Dandan was just a bone without meat and had a low status, so he ignored her. Only when Shangguan Dandan took out the meat buns would he run over with his head shaking.

He took out his phone because he saw Zhou Dongdong lying on the ground. From time to time, he lifted his legs and pulled them randomly in the air, and then arched his body.

The movements are relatively frequent, and they look like maggots, very similar to each other.

After taking a video with his mobile phone, Liu Changan frowned and asked, "What are you doing?"

His house is an old house, and he did not actively put up the fashionable porcelain tiles in the 1980s and 1990s, nor did he lay down wooden floors later... He was too lazy to take care of and maintain the wooden floors. If he did not take care and maintain the wooden floors, it would be worse than not having them at all. shop.

The cement floor easily accumulates dust. Zhou Dongdong rubbed it on the ground like this, obviously he was no longer afraid of Zhou Shuling's magical ability to beat children.

"I'm practicing kung fu." Zhou Dongdong felt that practicing kung fu was similar to studying. He should not be beaten if he soiled his clothes because of studying, so he was fearless for the time being and told brother Changan calmly that he was learning kung fu.

"Maggot boxing?" Liu Changan thought of Zhu Juntang's Alpaca Kung Fu. It is a very traditional naming method to learn the movements of animals and then name them "XX boxing", such as horse boxing, monkey boxing, tiger boxing and so on.

Since Zhu Juntang invented the Alpaca Kung Fu, it is normal for Zhou Dongdong to come up with the Maggot Fist. There are many similarities between the two people, for example, they are both ranked last in their grade.

"She's practicing the carp thrust." Shangguan Dandan chuckled, not dissatisfied with the fact that Mozi did not come over to listen to his mother's training, but was attracted by Zhou Dongdong's attention.

"Is this how you do carp ejaculation? Carp will be silent when they see it. They are even willing to jump into the pot and be braised in brown sauce, and they don't want to admit that you are a carp ejaculation." Liu Changan shook his head.

He lifted Zhou Dongdong up and stood, and then took a few photos of her dusty back.

"What's that like?"

Zhou Dongdong lay down again, then raised his legs and scratched in the air, "Is this what it looks like? I watched good guys on TV being beaten by bad guys, and they always got up like this."

"That one is called an oolong stirrup."

Liu Changan took off his coat and showed Zhou Dongdong the two movements of oolong stirring and carp thrusting.

"I want to learn!" Zhou Dongdong quickly hugged Liu Changan's thigh, his dark eyes wide open, full of eagerness to learn.

Liu Changan patted his back leisurely and raised the corners of his mouth slightly, "The most important thing about these two movements is to use your waist, but do you have a waist?"

"I have a waist!" Zhou Dongdong said quickly, then felt around on his body, trying to find the waist.

Liu Changan pointed to his belly button, waist and chest, "Did you see, this is the waist, and the existence of this section is the key to being able to use it to stir up the trouble and push the carp."

Zhou Dongdong also picked up his clothes, and then looked at his round belly. Where was his waist?

The top of the belly seems to be the chest, unlike Brother Chang An's belly and chest, which has a section in between. This discovery surprised Zhou Dongdong, "Where is my waist?"

"You have no waist." Liu Changan told her this cruel reality.

"Om... I have a waist... My waist, my waist... Ouch..." Zhou Dongdong insisted that he had a waist, but after looking over and over, he couldn't find his waist, so he howled and threw himself forward. Guan Dandan said, "Sister Dandan, do you have a waist?"

Shangguan Dandan put the thermos bottle on the table to block Liu Changan's view. He slowly slid down and sat between the electric heating table and the sofa. Then he pulled up his clothes a little, letting Zhou Dongdong look at his waist, and then he was filled with excitement. Looking at Zhou Dongdong's expression expectantly.

"I have no waist... I am the only one who has no waist. Where is my waist... Where is my waist..." Zhou Dongdong was extremely sad. Why did he have no waist? It was because his mother deliberately made her round when she gave birth to her. Yes, I have become a round kid with no waist. Do only people who look like Lone have waists?