I'm really immortal

Zhong Qing walked in and directed the robot girl to be loaded onto a trolley and sent to a van in the parking lot.

A few men and women wearing jeans and short-sleeves got out of the car. They looked at the robot girl holding her head, yelled a lot, and then moved the robot girl into the van and started playing with it.

Looks like a dedicated maintenance team here.

Zhongqing looked at it for a few times, smiled slightly, turned around and went upstairs.

As a very ordinary woman, she has never liked to play with Transformers since she was a child, and she has no interest in robots when she grows up. Even if the appearance of an AI robot simulates artificial intelligence, she has no interest in it. Just like SIRI on her mobile phone, most of them are All times are closed.

Zhong Qing couldn't understand why that beautiful lady made a robot similar to her description. Most of the time, this robot was artificially retarded, not artificial intelligence.

Isn’t it scary to see a robot that looks similar to yourself, often saying stupid, creepy words, as if the birth of autonomous consciousness?

This beautiful lady, with her dazzling golden hair, like the most dazzling luster under the sun, will also study at Shonan University.

Why "also"? Because Miss Takesan will also attend Shonan University, Baojun Group has funded many projects at Shonan University.

Zhong Qing was sensitive to the fact that whether it was the third young lady or the young lady who was always playing with gold coins, they had something to do with Liu Changan when they came to Xiangnan University.

What is it about Liu Changan that deserves such attention from people with prominent backgrounds? Is it just because of his ancestors? Zhong Qing could not imagine it for a moment, but she was not stupid enough to think that Liu Changan was really ordinary. It was funny to think that she thought Liu Changan was a migrant worker who was the concubine of the old madam.

Zhongqing returned upstairs. The standard price of the best suite in the hotel was only more than 30,000 yuan excluding taxes and fees. The negotiated price for a long private room obtained by Baojun was certainly more cost-effective. The third wife did not make too many demands. It's just a place to rest. As the third wife's assistant, Zhongqing also saves a lot of work. He just thinks about the telescope in Miss Zhusan's room and the telescope in the third wife's room. The mother and daughter are the most eye-catching in the center of Junsha. It always makes Zhong Qing feel extremely ridiculous to peek at Liu Changan from the two tall buildings.

When he entered the room, the third wife was still by the window. She was bending over to adjust the telescope. Looking from behind, she saw this beautiful woman with mature curves that made women blush. Zhongqing walked over, bent down, Kneeling in front of the third wife, he put the slippers at her feet. He gently untied the thin straps on her shoes with his fingers, pulled out the soft and fragrant little feet, and pinched a few green and tender toes before putting them in. In the slippers.

The third wife was very satisfied with Zhongqing's attentiveness. Before asking her to put on slippers, she pinched her toes. This was a habit that only the maids in the Zhu family's Taidao house knew. No one taught Zhongqing, but she could still find it carefully.

"I'll give you a holiday these two days. A relative of yours has passed away and you have a special wedding to attend. You go and have a look on behalf of your own family. Don't say that your mother and daughter have made a fortune in Taiwan, so you don't take your relatives here seriously. Yes." The third wife patted Zhong Qing's hair and said softly.

"I don't know?" Zhongqing said doubtfully.

"I won't be afraid anymore." The third wife hugged Zhong Qing and said, "Go and run the water, I want to take a bath."

Zhongqing was stunned, but he hugged the third wife harder, tears wet the third wife's shoulders, and her soft arms twitched.

The third wife did not speak, but gently stroked Zhong Qing's soft long hair, looking calmly at the brightly lit city outside the window.

Zhong Qing thought of the drunken men who lived with his mother in Junsha when he was a child, accompanied by his mother's screams, and the countless nights when the shivering little girl hugged his shoulders and huddled at the foot of the bed. She would even be kicked out of bed because she was in the way and was a loser... because of the school uniform money, because she envied her cousin's candies, because of her timid eyes, and because of her thin appearance. A severe beating all over her head and face, if her mother hadn't used her weaker body to protect her, would she have been able to wait until today?

"Are...all dead?"

"Well, it's clean. It's said that he was driving under the influence. He died miserably... The bitch will be punished by her own destiny!"

Zhongqing hugged "Tian" tightly, her body gradually weakened, she lowered her head and kissed her instep. She was willing to kiss this woman's toes, even if it was the footprints left by her passing by.

This was just a trivial matter, and the third wife didn't pay much attention to it. In a city as big as Junsha, a drunk driving tragedy is very rare and common. What's more, a drunk driving car accident is not tragic. He died a worthy death, right?

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Liu Changan woke up early the next morning. In addition to moving today, he also had to make some rice noodles, so he had to get up early and get busy.

Rice noodles are the base of Liu Changan's soup noodles. Qingshan Town rice noodles are thin and dense in texture, full of toughness and very refreshing to eat, unlike the soft and mushy noodles in other provinces and cities.

The soup is also the key point. It is cooked with tube bones and other ingredients for more than three hours. A new pork dumpling is added, which uses all the thin pork hind legs. It is first stir-fried and then deep-fried, and then soaked in freshly brewed chili oil and rice noodles. The preparation time for the stall is actually no less than that of Zhou Shuling’s earlier stall, but the sales and profits are better.

After Liu Changan finished his work, he put the soup, rice noodles and dumplings on the noodle stall. Zhou Shuling had to go to the noodle stall early in the morning. He wanted to tidy up his original house. Zhou Shuling and Zhou Dongdong had moved up yesterday.

The house has two bedrooms, one living room, one kitchen and one bathroom. The living room is connected to a small balcony. Liu Changan first moved up all the flowers and plants outside his original utility room, and then thought about tearing down one wall of the small balcony, so that The branches and leaves of the sycamore tree can be brought over to create a shade effect.

Liu Changan thought for a while and thought it was feasible. He raised his fist and demolished a wall of the balcony. As for the details, of course he needed tools. To smash it with his fists or dig with his fingers felt that it was not very efficient and more primitive. Human beings feel barbaric, but Liu Changan is a modern man who is good at using tools.

The awning roof was also removed, and Liu Changan felt that he could spend the rest of the summer vacation tinkering with this small house.

The bricks for demolishing the wall fell downstairs. Liu Changan went downstairs to pick them up, smashed them into fine pieces with a hammer and threw them on the balcony. Naturally, he had no such aesthetic taste for things like laying ceramic tiles on the floor.

After pouring water on the broken bricks and stones on the balcony, they were moist and glowing with an earthy red color. Liu Changan then arranged the flowers and plants, then placed his lounge chair on the balcony, and then used the clothes drying rod to pull a few strands. Wutong branches came and were tied to the top of the head.

After doing all this, Liu Changan lay down on the balcony and took a very comfortable nap. After lunch, he went to the mahjong parlor again and saw Old Man Qian and Old Man Qin quarreling. It was probably because Old Man Qian won the game the year before last. Old Qin never gave Old Man Qin twenty yuan. Today, Old Man Qian lost twenty yuan and had to use the account from the year before last to offset it. Old Man Qin didn’t remember it and was not allowed to count, so he started shouting and quarreling. .

Liu Changan watched with great interest. In the end, Old Man Qian was defeated and he counted twenty yuan to understand. After all, the debt was all from the year before last.

Old Man Qian was cursing at himself, saying words such as "I'm crazy", "Mom farewell", "Gangzi" and so on. When he saw Liu Changan, he complained angrily, "I don't care about these twenty yuan. I can't even argue with him, but old man Qin has been dragged to dance in the square by Mrs. Tan last year. His body has not recovered, and he is always fighting for territory with others. His voice is really loud, and I can't even win against him."

"You keep tossing and turning and I yell at your mother. How can that be harmful?" Liu Changan shook his head. "Next time, change your words and say, "I tease your third aunt. He will inevitably be surprised. Why are you scolding me like that? What's wrong with my third aunt?" Why are you teasing her? He would even wonder, what does the third aunt look like? This time he was stunned and distracted, and he couldn't understand it. It was inevitable that his momentum would weaken, and he would be extremely depressed. You Winnable."

"It makes sense." Old Man Qian suddenly became energetic and trotted back to find Old Man Qin with his arms raised.

"Everyone needs to be taught how to curse. If you divorce me, why don't you leave your ancestor's fault on the grave?" Liu Changan cursed a few words in Shaanxi and Qin dialect and left, lest old man Qian was defeated later and wanted to find him again. Come to consult, is Liu Changan such a vulgar person?

The reason why he suddenly spoke Shaanxi and Qin dialect was of course because he thought of Shangguan Dandan. Liu Changan knew that it was useless to promise to exchange coffins with her with her mobile phone. Although Shangguan Dandan was young, she had experienced comparable palace battles. It's much more powerful in the Qing palace drama.

Not to mention that "people like you can't survive more than three episodes" are often used in palace battle dramas, which makes them look very sinister. However, the common palace battle dramas are basically just the Qing Palace. The entire Qing Dynasty, compared with the heroes of the previous dynasties, what is there in the Qing Palace? Can outstanding figures be compared with each other? Regardless of quality or quantity, it can't be compared. No matter how sinister it is, it still smells like a stupid pig rolling around.

The level of your opponent determines your rank.

In Shangguan Dandan's era, although Liu Che, Huo Qubing, and Wei Qing, these peerless talents are no longer around, the grace and splendor left by these people can still influence and influence her in subtle ways, not to mention her person who has been trying to control her, It can be said that the person who directly cultivated her sinister ideas in the palace was Huo Guang, the chief hero of Qilin Pavilion and the strong man who truly eliminated the hidden dangers of the Xiongnu in the Han Dynasty.

Not to mention the two emperors of Zhaoxuan and Zhongxing, as well as someone who was deposed by her edict.

Liu Changan didn't even buy a mobile phone, but just wanted to trick Shangguan Dandan into leaving her coffin, or trick her into taking away her coffin. That would be too naive and lively.

So Liu Changan went to buy a mobile phone. As soon as he reached the gate of the community, he saw Zhu Juntang getting out of the car, holding a pure white lace parasol and looking at Liu Changan.

"Long time no see." Liu Changan greeted Zhu Juntang, whom he hadn't seen for a long time, like an acquaintance he hadn't seen for a long time, and then continued walking forward.

"Wait a minute." Zhu Juntang originally came to see Liu Changan, how could he let him run away?

"I thought I would say "Long time no see" to you again in another month. Think about Eason Chan's song of the same name, is it full of emotional satisfaction and expectation for our "Long time no see" in one month?" Liu Changan said regretfully. , it was obvious that this kind of satisfaction and expectation could not be realized, and Zhu Juntang had no intention of coming back to him in a month.

"We're not a couple. It's been a long time since we last saw each other, Eason Chan." Zhu Juntang followed Liu Changan with his eyes widened.

"Oh, it was my mistake." Liu Changan apologized sincerely.

"Do you know why Zhong Qing is not with me today?"

How did Liu Changan know? He doesn't care, not to mention that Zhongqing often follows the third wife, so it's normal not to follow Zhu Juntang.

"Because her father and uncle, the two uncles of your little white pig classmate, seemed to have a car accident while driving drunk!" Zhu Juntang said fearfully.

"Who is the little white pig?"

"That's not the point, okay!"

"Well, it's not the point. In comparison, I don't care about the two dead people."

"The little white pig is a white fennel. Don't you think she's white and fat?"

Liu Chang'an didn't think so, but he didn't have any objection. Bai Hui was just a certain part of the body that was white and fat, so it wasn't a completely outrageous nickname. Zhu Juntang liked to give people nicknames, and they were all based on physical characteristics. , really low-level and without quality.

"I suspect my mother killed them." Zhu Juntang suddenly said in a slightly trembling voice, trying to infect Liu Changan and scare him.

Liu Changan still nodded. Even if Zhu Juntang suspected that he killed her, he would nod to agree with her, because doubts and denials would give Zhu Juntang the opportunity to say more nonsense.

Seeing Liu Changan's reaction, Zhu Juntang was bored. She was just suspicious without any evidence. Of course, her casual talk would not have any impact on the third wife.

"I suspect that my mother has killed others." Zhu Juntang's voice really trembled.

Liu Changan glanced at her and said, "It's nothing. Killing people, pigs, chickens and dogs. These things happen every day in this world. It's nothing unusual."

Even if Liu Changan answered this time, Zhu Juntang did not continue talking. After looking around, he asked calmly: "What are you going to do? Let's go together."

"I'm going to the bathroom." Liu Changan pointed to the public toilet.

Zhu Juntang stamped his feet and watched Liu Changan enter the public toilet. He quickly stood farther away, but he was worried about the wind coming over and smelling the smell, so he walked to the other side of the street.

But just as she walked to the other side of the street, Liu Changan had already come out. She quickly ran back and looked at Liu Changan with envious eyes.

Boys can be so fast, but it is impossible for girls. I still remember the last time I went to Miyin Temple, Zhu Juntang regretted not letting the RV follow him. When he went to the public toilet, there were only a few men there, and they entered and exited very quickly and neatly. There are long queues here for women. Fortunately, women all have this experience and habit. When they really have to queue up to use the toilet, they are more tolerant.

"Do I want to show my superiority?" Liu Changan looked into her eyes and knew that the little fairy was thinking about the problem under the skirt.

"Bah!" Zhu Juntang didn't expect Liu Changan to be able to see through what she was envious of, and quickly denied it.

Liu Changan continued walking.

"Why are you boys so fast?" Zhu Juntang still couldn't help but want to ask.

"Search on the Internet, thank you."

"Then do you want to wipe it with cotton cloth? Or rinse it in the sink?" Zhu Juntang often thinks about this question. As for searching on the Internet, it is impossible. How can a fairy search on the Internet for such a vulgar question?

Liu Changan stopped. Will the zombies take a detour when they see Zhu Juntang?

"Forget about the cotton cloth, put it in the sink and rinse it? You think your apron is usually as long as your waist!" Zhu Juntang's question was very graphic, and the picture of the sink involuntarily appeared in front of Liu Changan's eyes, washing his hands. From the faucet of the pool to the edge of the pool, it is at least forty or fifty centimeters long.

"Then you won't wipe or wash?" Zhu Juntang looked at Liu Changan in confusion.

“Do you know TikTok?”

"ah?"

"We rely on Douyin to create rhythm, which is Douyin."

"I see."

Zhu Juntang imagined it again and looked at Liu Changan with disdain, "It's so dirty. You don't care about hygiene."

"You are such a fairy." Liu Changan sneered and didn't bother to pay attention to her.

"Of course, fairies must first pay attention to hygiene so that they can avoid being contaminated by dust." Zhu Juntang said proudly.

Liu Changan still went to the old mobile phone market to buy mobile phones. Twenty years ago, this place was quite prosperous. It started from the era when everyone had a CALL machine in their waist, and continued to the extreme prosperity during the period of copycat phones, and then slowly declined. However, after twenty years, Liu Changan shook his head. The world is developing so fast. Even Liu Changan, who has long been accustomed to living slowly, has accelerated his pace of life.

Now, unlike before, he can spend a hundred years absorbing the achievements of civilization in the last hundred years, and there will be no qualitative changes in the future, and he will not feel outdated. This is not possible now. It takes you a hundred years to master it. You have acquired a little bit of knowledge, but the fruits of knowledge that have exploded over the past hundred years can blow you up like a primitive man.

Liu Changan is someone who wants to keep pace with the times.

Zhu Juntang followed Liu Changan and looked around. She didn't show any exaggeration, she just didn't look knowledgeable. Even the uncle sitting on the roadside holding a white paint board, she had to go over to see what words were written on the paint board and what they meant. .

"This is where the poor come." Zhu Juntang finally concluded, "I don't mean to be sarcastic. The poor exist objectively and are equal to the concept of the rich in terms of existence."

Liu Changan didn't care at all what she meant. He bought a low-end machine from Blue and Green Factory. This machine also optimized the front camera and had beautification effects. It also optimized some APPs commonly used by women and was smooth to use.

"Let me tell you, in fact, the chip industry in mainland China has made some progress, and our Zhu family has also made contributions. We are the lead in some things." Zhu Juntang said with some pride, because of this mobile phone advertisement What kind of chip is used as a selling point?

"This is normal. Multi-line investment in politics is the nature of capitalists." Liu Changan paid the money, took the phone and walked back.

"Yes, this is the direction of my study. I want to dance between capital and politics with ease." Zhu Juntang stood on tiptoes and made a ballet dance.

Liu Changan didn't even smile.

"By the way, I remembered what I came to see you for today." Zhu Juntang smiled slightly, "I went to the United States with Qin Yanan during the summer vacation. During the period, she went to treat sleepwalking. I visited a famous magic master. He is comparable to You talk a lot. You basically know everything you want to know. I asked him a lot of questions and he answered my questions. I already know all the secrets of your jumping off building magic."

Liu Changan raised his head and looked at Baolong Center in the distance.

Zhu Juntang looked at Liu Changan's expression and felt extremely happy. He asked you to continue pretending to be mysterious and pretentious. Aren't things in this world consciously tending to run in a way that satisfies Zhu Juntang? So she will eventually satisfy herself.

"You go perform, you jump down, I applaud you." Liu Changan looked at Zhu Juntang expectantly.

"I only know it in theory, and I didn't say that I would perform it in person. In short, this master will come to Junsha to perform soon, and he said he wants to compete with you." Zhu Juntang looked at Liu Changan provocatively, "Why? So, do you dare to agree?"

"Don't dare."

Zhu Juntang stamped his feet angrily. He originally wanted to use his reputation as a great magician to scare Liu Changan, but his attitude made Zhu Juntang not feel satisfied at all.

Forget it, since Liu Changan has no superpowers and he can't be his personal bodyguard, what's the point of targeting him like this? Maybe fairies and mortals just shouldn't interact. The generation gap between the two people is doomed to make daily interactions unhappy.

Zhu Juntang was thinking this, and when he saw Liu Changan suddenly stopped on the side of the road, lost in thought, he quickly ran over and asked curiously: "What are you looking at? Do you want to buy crystals? In fact, these are artificial crystals and do not have the power of constellations. Yes, it has no mysterious power at all."

"This year's Chinese Valentine's Day falls on August 28. No one ever said Chinese Valentine's Day was Valentine's Day before, but after all, it's not uncommon for customs to change." Liu Changan stopped when he saw a merchant's poster about Chinese Valentine's Day.

"I heard that we used to make dumplings for the Chinese Valentine's Day."

"Use your brain to make dumpling fillings?"

"Do you think I don't know about the Chinese Valentine's Day? I'm just saying that in some places and in certain eras, there is a custom of making dumplings on the Chinese Valentine's Day, not that the Chinese Valentine's Day is a festival for making dumplings!"

"Which places and which times?"

"...I...anyway...yes, I forgot!"

Liu Changan walked home, and Zhu Juntang actually followed him all the way. Liu Changan was not an impatient person, and he was not in a hurry to get his mobile phone to seduce Shangguan Dandan. He sat down upstairs on the balcony that was newly used today, and ignored Zhu Juntang. , took the new mobile phone and started busy, for example, set the mobile phone screen to the image of a cartoon little queen, used the name "Shangguan Dandan" on QQ and WeChat, and the remark was "Empress Dowager Xiaozhao of the Han Dynasty", and then registered On Weibo, I was about to post my first Weibo post and typed: This is my selfie.

Of course Shangguan Dandan didn't take any selfies, so Liu Changan sent a photo of the coffin and uploaded it to make things better.

The entire phone is labeled Shangguan Dandan in every detail. This is a very strong psychological suggestion that will make Shangguan Dandan realize that this is her phone, but the phone is still in Liu Changan's hands. , her desire to get the mobile phone will be extremely strong, which will make her consider or even accept Liu Changan's conditions or requirements.

All kinds of requests.