I'm really immortal

After Liu Changan fiddled with his phone for a while, he thought about it and downloaded the entire novel. It cost more than 200 yuan for more than six million words. For Liu Changan, this was considered a relatively extravagant consumption behavior in his life recently. But with so many words, it's still a good deal if you think about it carefully. After all, many authors have to write such a long novel until the end of the Year of the Monkey.

I couldn't bear to let my children catch a wolf, so I bought a mobile phone and didn't care about spending more money.

After Zhu Juntang visited Liu Changan's empty house, he came to him and sighed, "My bathroom is bigger than yours."

In Zhu Juntang's bathroom, you can lie in the bathtub and watch the seafood in the aquarium. Even Zhou Dongdong is envious.

"It's really shocking and inferior." Liu Changan is very willing to satisfy others' sense of superiority, "However, in ancient Europe, bathrooms and public toilets were also social occasions. The meaning of the bathroom is to take a bath together, a bathroom for one person, even if your You can row a boat in the bathhouse, and the water vapor is dripping like a rainforest, so it’s just so-so.”

"The meaning of the bathroom is to take a bath with others?" Zhu Juntang couldn't understand it at all, "I don't want it."

Liu Changan was not interested in discussing the classical school and modern humanistic significance of bathing with her. Many wars in human history were related to bathing. For example, in a case in the history of the Boro-Penza War, three hundred soldiers who were marching tiredly in winter were In the final decisive battle to defend the empire, ahead was a large city with 5,000 enemy troops. However, they heard that there was another large city nearby that was famous for its hot spring baths, so they decided to go to this hot spring city to recuperate and take a good bath. After bathing in the water, the horse's hooves crossed the city wall and trampled on countless roofs. The cavalry army, the third largest in the empire, successfully occupied the city. After bathing comfortably and repairing, it was ambushed and annihilated. Later, this war was also It was made into an epic blockbuster, full of blood, humanity, war, glory and so on.

Liu Changan put away his mobile phone, picked up a copy of "God and Gold" and opened it.

"It's so boring." Zhu Juntang didn't have a stool to sit on, so he stood beside Liu Changan and looked around idly.

Liu Changan nodded, thinking that she was indeed bored.

He is not bored. As long as he can feel the flow of air at any time, he can hear the rhythm of the wind and smell the leaves and soil. Gradually, there is the sound of insects and noise in the distance, and the light moves diagonally. Shadows pull out different patterns of light and shadow, how can it be boring? It's just that compared to experiencing the world, human beings prefer to satisfy their own desires, because that kind of satisfaction is stronger.

But everything in the world is always calm and gentle in the long term, and the more intense and climax the state is, the more short-term it is.

"You will live upstairs here from now on? Do you want me to help you move?"

"Need not."

Liu Changan could understand very well that Zhu Juntang's move was probably just a phone call to ask someone to come and do the work. As for her? How can a fairy do physical work and run up and down the stairs? Is that a fairy? Fairies can't even sweat.

Zhu Juntang became even more bored, so he stepped over Liu Changan's calf, came to the balcony, and reached out to pull the sycamore leaves.

Liu Changan did not tie the branches very hard. Zhu Juntang pulled like this, and a sycamore leaf swept over. Zhu Juntang screamed, tilted his body, and fell from the balcony.

The fence wall on the balcony was smashed by Liu Changan. Although the second floor is not high, there are always various ways for the unlucky person to die. What if his head hits the ground?

Liu Changan took a look, reached out and grabbed Zhu Juntang's feet, and lifted her up.

Zhu Juntang is the kind of person whose head falls to the ground when he falls from the second floor. It may be because his head is relatively empty and his body's center of gravity is different from that of ordinary people.

Liu Changan thought at that moment that if she looked like she landed on her butt, he would leave her alone. It was only so high anyway, and the floors of the old building were already short, not to mention the low utility room below.

It looked like her head would hit the ground, so Liu Changan took action. After all, her head couldn't be broken. What if it really caused a flood?

Liu Changan put Zhu Juntang aside and continued to read his book.

After Zhu Juntang was stunned for a short time, he screamed with lingering fear, and his pupils were dilated. Except for the car accident when he was a child, which had intense emotional ups and downs and left several fragmented scenes, this should have been the most dangerous moment in Zhu Juntang's life. .

Zhu Juntang screamed for a while, and finally calmed down fearfully, and said to Liu Changan in a stuttering voice, "Thank you... thank you."

After saying that, Zhu Juntang touched her head. She had been lifted upside down by Liu Changan just now. It is conceivable that if Liu Changan had not had time, she would have landed on her head.

"You're welcome."

"What would happen if I really fell just now?" Zhu Juntang still touched his head.

"The possibility of death is relatively small, but the possibility of concussion and cervical spine injury is relatively high. After all, when you fall, dancing and supporting yourself can relieve a large part of the impact on the head." Liu Changan looked sideways. He glanced at the height and said.

"I wish I had the head of a woodpecker. I heard that woodpeckers don't get concussions." Zhu Juntang said with some envy.

"Part of the reason why the woodchasing bird is not prone to concussions has a lot to do with its brain structure and tongue. The woodchasing bird's tongue will pass through the maxilla, then drill out from the right nostril, and then exit from both sides. It passes through the middle of the eye, splits into two branches, goes all the way around the entire brain, goes back through both sides of the neck, and then extends out through the mandible for more than ten centimeters... Are you sure you want the head of a wood-chasing bird?" Liu Changan imagined After looking at the picture of Zhu Juntang holding the head of a wood-chasing bird, I feel that it is indeed more beautiful.

"How is that possible? This is too weird." Zhu Juntang said in disbelief.

"You can go to Baidu and have a look." When asked a question by people like Zhu Juntang, "Have a look on Baidu" is full of authority. They generally believe that it can be found on Baidu, so there is no difference.

Of course, this is also true for Zhumuniao.

Zhu Juntang did not search, because her habit is, if I have a question, I will ask others. It is their job for others to give them the correct answer. Otherwise, why would she pay them for it? If there is a problem, she needs to search and solve it by herself, then she does not need many people to work for her, and these people will be unemployed. From this perspective, Zhu Juntang also wants to provide jobs and prove the conscience of capitalists For the sake of thinking, I am too lazy to use my hands and brains.

She didn't invite Liu Changan, but habits are always hard to change.

"Okay, you saved my life..."

"Need not."

"I'm not done yet!"

"If you want to thank me, shutting up is the best way to thank me."

Zhu Juntang pursed his lips, lifted up his skirt, and made a kicking motion behind his back. Only then did he remember that because he was wearing a longer skirt today, he did not wear safety pants. He had just dropped it like this Go down...

Didn't Liu Changan see everything? Zhu Juntang blushed calmly while observing Liu Changan's expression. He was neither about to make a move, nor did he force himself to calm down after being stimulated...

Is this his reaction? Zhu Juntang felt that he was at a bit of a disadvantage. Liu Changan still acted like he didn't take advantage of her at all, but he saved her again. Wouldn't it be too unreasonable for Zhu Juntang to still care about this?

But he always felt shy and embarrassed, so Zhu Juntang kicked Liu Changan, turned around and ran away.

Liu Changan was too lazy to pay attention to her. He only smelled the wind as she ran. There was a girl's breath in the wind, which seemed to be the smell of pink. Under the flying skirt, it was the paradise that Lieutenant Colonel Frank said.

Zhu Juntang finally left. Liu Changan jumped down from the second floor with his mobile phone, came to the carriage, and took out the blue and green factory mobile phone.

"The pinnacle of five thousand years of human civilization... mobile phone, in exchange for your coffin, I can just buy this one. You should know how precious it is."