I'm really immortal

When Liu Changan came to the carriage, he didn't say much, but continued to tell the story of "Shading the Sky".

This time he spoke for a longer time without pausing in the middle. He stopped only when a key rhythm was reached and went back to make a pot of tea and hold it in his hand.

Returning to the carriage, Liu Changan drank a few sips of hot tea before continuing: "At this point, everything the protagonist's ex-girlfriend Li Xiaoman did showed all the details that made her unable to match the protagonist. With you like this The ancients are different. In the novels we modern people read, to become a heroine, the most important thing is to make readers feel that she has attributes, background, and cuteness that match the protagonist. The disgust of pride, otherwise it will be difficult to clean up."

"Actually, this is due to the natural influence of cultural roots. If you read the Book of Songs carefully, you will find that the matching between men and women is very good. A girl is matched with a cunning boy, a mature woman is matched with a custard, a poor girl is matched with a commoner, and a woman is matched with a strong man. A lady matches a gentleman, and this well-behaved match is written in a simple, luxurious, elegant and charming way. It writes about the world of eroticism, mourning without sadness, lust without lewd elegance... Well, in fact, it is not lewd at all. It’s okay, many of the women in the articles are so well written, it’s inevitable that people will be tempted to add some erotic descriptions, that’s just human nature.”

Liu Changan took another sip of tea, glanced at the quiet and composed coffin, and continued, "The protagonist and his group came to a different world environment, and their actions fully reflected some political issues, because politics must be An impersonal act, so it also implies that collective behavior takes precedence over individual behavior. This is what makes politics so annoying in many cases, and the protagonist's actions are against political behavior. This is a very popular point among readers. 1. The school of thought represented by the ancient Greek thinker Aristotle believes that politics is by no means just a variety of behaviors that people use to meet their own needs under conditions of scarcity of resources... The protagonist and his party embody this when they seize and distribute magic weapons. At this point, politics includes more complex issues, which are reflected in this story: who should have a greater say, who should be the leader, to what extent his power should be, what restrictions should be placed on it, and how small it should be. When the interests of a group or individual conflict, how can the authority of the leader be justified?”

"I tell you about the book "Shading the Sky", not to make you think how interesting the story is and how cool it is for the protagonist to upgrade and fight monsters, but to talk about politics. The author of this book is certainly not for politics. When writing a story, I extracted these views because modern political problems are more common and ubiquitous. People’s contempt for authority is unprecedented in this era, which will have a strong impact on your thinking. I will tell you about it to prevent you from having the third problem. The image of a collapsed outlook on life... I have seen many books talking about time travel, but in fact they have not paid attention to the impact on the physical and mental state caused by the impact of three outlooks."

"I am a modern person, you are an ancient person, you have to remember this." Liu Changan paused for a while, "Can you use the sanitary napkin I gave you? Can you use it?"

Liu Changan can be sure that she will not have menstruation when her body has been in stasis for the past two thousand years. Otherwise, wouldn't the coffin be filled with a coffin's worth of blood?

It's a bit disgusting, but Liu Changan has been engaged in scientific research for many years, so he can naturally accept the picture he imagined. It's just ordinary.

Shangguan Dandan didn't answer his question.

"Normally, that pack of sanitary napkins is only enough for one month. Do you still want it?" Liu Changan asked in a different way.

"want."

Finally there was a voice, it was small and a little urgent, as if he was worried that he would no longer ask this question.

Liu Changan laughed twice and nodded, "Okay, Aunt Xie's canteen should be closed. I'll buy it for you tomorrow. This Aunt Xie is the owner of the canteen and is someone you need to know in the future, because it's delicious like you. The canteen owner is the most enviable existence for a girl who talks nonsense. She has all kinds of delicious food, such as ice cream, spicy strips, planet cups, etc."

Shangguan Dandan did not refute Liu Changan's comment that it was "delicious but mouth-watering". She had already fallen into his hands again, what else could she not tolerate?

What are Latiao and Planet Cup?

"When it comes to sanitary napkins, we have to talk about mobile phones, because these are two basic living materials that are indispensable for modern humans. Although sanitary napkins are only for women, they also affect men's daily lives, not to mention military training and some situations where men It can also be used." Liu Changan was about to talk about the wide range of uses of sanitary napkins, but felt that it seemed too far. "The key point is mobile phones. Do you know what a mobile phone is? With a mobile phone, you can instantly communicate with people thousands of miles away. You can make calls and see the other party, you can also buy clothes and food on your mobile phone, and you can communicate with countless people. Liu Che had to have a mobile phone at that time. Do you know how big the impact would be? Of course, the most important function of a mobile phone is For entertainment, a mobile phone that cannot play games, read novels or watch movies will make people feel out of touch with modern society, and they should go dancing in the square.”

Liu Changan took out his mobile phone, regardless of whether Shangguan Dandan could see it or not, demonstrated various functions, and then patted the coffin, "Do you feel like an uneducated stupid monkey? Do you want to play with your mobile phone? Ah, come out if you want to play."

"You...you...treason! If I were a monkey, you would be the little monkey!"

Obviously, Shangguan Dandan, who was very tolerant, was very angry with Liu Changan, but he still didn't jump out of the coffin.

"Hey, I've said it before. Once you're a teacher, you'll always be a father. Our seniority levels are already equal. You're just a little girl, why should you pretend to be an adult?"

Shangguan Dandan completely disagreed with his statement that "once a teacher is always a father", he stopped answering his questions.

Liu Changan felt that he had gained something today. She made a few more noises, and it was impossible for her not to want to play with her mobile phone. If those local turtles, gods, ghosts and monsters from myths and legends suddenly came to him, they would be very interested in mobile phones. It would be extremely interesting. Would a little girl like Shangguan Dandan be interested in this magical magic weapon?

"I can't give you this mobile phone because she was given by my girlfriend. I will buy a cheap mobile phone from the blue and green factory for you to use tomorrow." Liu Changan waved the mobile phone on the coffin.

A strong suction suddenly passed through the mobile phone to Liu Changan's fingers. Liu Changan quickly tightened his grip, and the mobile phone was almost snatched away by this force that did not know where it came from.

"You are still Shangguan Dandan. You want to steal other people's things? You should write an edict and ask people to pay tribute, just like when you wrote the edict to depose the emperor." Liu Changan put the phone back in his pocket, really , the boss is old and immature, he just wants to grab what he wants, even Zhou Dongdong is more mature than her.

Liu Changan was certain that Shangguan Dandan was not trapped by the coffin. Instead, she was able to operate the coffin, and in a sense, this coffin was much more mysterious than his mobile phone.

"I regret that I won't give you a mobile phone. Unless you exchange the coffin with me, I will buy you a mobile phone." Liu Changan thought about it carefully and said to Shangguan Dandan with certainty, "Believe me, you You won’t regret it, it’s a good deal, your mobile phone is a magic weapon that can do almost anything, it’s much more fun than your broken coffin.”

Shangguan Dandan ignored Liu Changan.

It seemed that she was not as stupid as he thought. Liu Changan stopped telling Shangguan Dandan stories and went back to sleep.

The night is deep, and the leaves of the sycamore trees are swaying in scattered pieces.

The exterior lights of Baolong Center are still like the stairs to heaven, extending circle by circle toward the deepest part of the night.

Facing Baolong Center towards Juzhou, there is a hotel building with a slightly lower terrain but equally dazzling appearance. It was one of the most luxurious hotels in Junsha in the past. The standard room price is currently second only to Geotourism. The location is slightly inferior to the St. Regis Hotel.

In this hotel called Junsha Grand Hyatt, the river view rooms are very popular, especially at night when there are fireworks on Orange Island. Book a room where you can see the fireworks on Orange Island and watch the people crowding on the riverside at your feet, while yourself But being high up, overlooking the fireworks in peace and contentment, seems to make people feel like enjoying the life of a successful person, or being romantic with a couple.

The third wife did not book a room in Baolong Center, but booked a room in this hotel. The room did not face the river view, but faced the urban area of ​​​​Baolong Center, which was just right for a telescope. , saw Liu Changan, armored transport vehicles and sycamore trees.

The third wife inserted her fingers into a book of "The Book of Songs", held the book, and took her eyes away from the eyepiece, confirming that Liu Changan had walked out of the carriage tonight and went back to his room to sleep.

"If you have plum blossoms, they are actually seven. Please pray to me, a common man, that they will be auspicious! If you have plums, they will be three. If you have plums, they will be here today! If you have plums, it will be a basket full! Please pray to me, common people, Just say it!"

A girl with blond hair took the Book of Songs from the third wife and read it once.

Listen carefully to this voice, which is as round as a pearl, but like all artificial intelligence pronunciations, no matter how standard and close to everyday human voices, it still has a digital flavor.

Take a closer look at the blond girl. Her eyes are dark and deep, but there is no agility or vitality. They are clearly just some kind of inorganic material.

Its movements are not much different from those of a normal person, and are even more flexible, but the way those joints rotate is obviously not human-like.

It's a robot.

The third wife turned around and took the book back from the hand of the robot that was reading the poem, her fingers still stuck in the page.

"The woman in this poem is eager to wait for her lover, because time is short, but for you, why should you be anxious? This poem does not suit your mood." The robot girl calmly analyzed, for modern robots , it is not difficult to make such a conclusion based on the target person's information, not to mention that it is not pure AI intelligence.

The third wife ignored it, just opened it, looked at it a few times, and then turned it over again.

"Ye Chenyu never left the coffin throughout the summer vacation." The third wife put down her book and glanced at the target in the telescope again. During the summer vacation, a lighting equipment company under the Baojun Group donated a batch of lamps to improve the county sand The lighting conditions at night in an old city, including Liu Changan's community, can make the telescope work better, but Liu Changan doesn't seem to have noticed this... This is not a reflection on the "retreat of the god of death". "Invasion.

"How are you so sure that Ye Chenyu must be in the coffin?" The robot girl suddenly turned her head in a few circles and tested her own functions. As she spoke, her voice sounded as if it had been blown by the wind.

"intuition."

"Women's intuition is as inaccurate as their aunts." The robot girl chuckled, "This is a cold joke, showing that I don't have such a low-level physiological condition."

"It seems that your data selection program was not written well. Did you search for this information on Baidu? Who told you that a woman's aunt is definitely inaccurate? Or are you simply an inferior version of SIRI?"

"Don't compare me to a slut like SIRI!"

"Please shut up and let your master speak to me directly!"

"She is asleep. She uses her neural responses during sleep to control my communication with you. It is no different from normal situations." The robot girl took out a gold coin and tossed it around in her hand.

The third wife was able to understand the meaning of this action. The robot was proving its similarity to its owner by imitating the actions that her owner often made.

"Do you think Ye Chenyu has seen me?" The third wife sighed. She didn't really care about anything with a robot. For a robot that searches for information on the Internet all day long, it's normal for it to be self-righteous and have problems with its logic. After all, its core algorithm is still imitation in the final analysis, and there are many fools on the Internet who are influencing it.

"He didn't recognize you when he saw you. Who told you to kill the real third wife in the first place? In order to replace her, you also made your face look like the previous third wife." The robot girl said in a schadenfreude tone.

The third wife's expression changed, she turned around and grabbed the robot girl's neck, with a stern look on her face: "Where did you hear that?"

"Let me go...cough, cough..." the robot girl imitated the pronunciation of human trachea being stimulated, "I don't need to hear, I am a very smart girl, I based on the data and human behavior and your current Physiological reactions can tell that my analysis is correct.”

"Then have you judged that I will break your neck?"

"without……"

It was too late, the third wife pulled out the head of the machine girl, exposing dense circuits and components under the skin-like material at the damaged location.

But this is meaningless. The data of this thing will be transmitted and saved. The third wife clapped her hands and didn't care very much. This kind of conspiracy theory is quite popular even in Taiwan, but they think that the third wife planned the three events herself. It’s just the young master’s death.

The robot girl struggled to get up from the ground, picked up her head, then sent the recovery command, and then sat on the ground motionless.

Sorry, I'm not feeling well today, I'll do it again tomorrow.