I'm really immortal

Liu Chang'an lifted Bai Hui out of the flower bed. This narrow flower garden was meant to isolate the bridge opening and prevent pedestrians from accidentally falling. Bai Hui's head and shoulders had been stretched out, hanging empty, with his hands and feet spread out. She started scratching randomly and looking at the bridge below, she was also startled.

"These two people must have been following you since you were withdrawing money from the bank." Liu Changan gently patted Bai Fen's little face stained with some grass leaves, "Are you a vase? The vase should also look better. Only then can it become a promising career. You see, you are not only average-looking, but also have a bad brain. You are always filling your head with water. If I hadn’t caught you just now, you would have fallen and your head would have banged. , maybe some water can be released, and the flow is rushing. The sun is shining over the mountains, and the Yellow River flows into the sea. It has caused problems in the drainage system of Junsha City, leading to public criticism and public resentment. I can report this. Is there water in your head?”

Bai Hui stared blankly at Liu Changan. Bai Hui had never been hurt like this before. She still didn't look good? At least...at least everyone except Liu Changan said she was a lovely girl. But at this time, she was not in the mood to care about Liu Changan, who was talking and laughing calmly. She clutched her chest tightly to slow down her pounding heart.

"These... these two people... they... have been staring at me for so... so long?" Bai Hui stuttered again, thinking about the fact that someone has been watching him looking for opportunities to rob him, and maybe even rob someone else. It's not impossible, after all, she is so cute and has big breasts. It is so normal and terrible for bad people to be unable to control their evil thoughts.

"There are no two of these people in Starbucks. Apart from paying attention at the bank, how would they know you have money in your bag?"

"Then... then they must have been in the bank... I saw them in the bank. They would have been caught by surveillance cameras in the bank, and they came to rob me. They would definitely be caught very soon... They Couldn't they have imagined it?" Bai Hui reached over and looked under the bridge in surprise.

"If everyone could accurately grasp the risks and control themselves rationally, how could there be so much mess in this world?" Liu Changan shook his head.

What Liu Changan said always made sense. Bai Hui was still worried. He had wanted to take a taxi and these two people would definitely follow him. He still had to walk for a while after getting off the bus at his house. He would probably be robbed by then. ,can not imagine.

Bai Hui breathed nervously, clutching her chest loosely and tightly, matching the rhythm of her breathing.

"Stupid woman." Liu Changan sighed, "Vanity is nothing, because vanity costs your life... But according to the pastoral feminist way of thinking and accountability attitude, the fault is of course the two robbers. You are right. Yes, this is your right and freedom. Well, I think so too."

"If you leave these two people like this, will you be okay?" Bai Hui turned a deaf ear to Liu Changan's sarcasm. She was more or less used to it, not to mention that now was the time when she was ashamed and afraid, and she didn't have the confidence to refute. Liu Changan had no choice but to change the subject by worrying about him, yes, that's all.

"In the first case, if both people are dead, there is no problem. After all, there are no cameras here. In the second case, if one person is dead and the other is alive, then the living person will definitely run away and he will not give evidence. I and my teammates went to rob, and then someone threw them from the bridge and one of them died. The dead person would naturally be considered to have slipped and fell from above. In the third case, if neither of them died, there would be no problem." Liu Changan Said nonchalantly.

Bai Hui hurriedly grabbed Liu Chang'an again, and leaned over to take a look. The two thieves under the bridge stood up. It seemed that they were not dead. Bai Hui suddenly became angry and scratched in the flower bed, throwing away the clods of soil, branches and leaves. Go down and beat people.

The two thieves got up, staggered over the railing and ran away.

A thief rolled over and was hit by an electric car. He rolled and lay on the ground. The electric car was startled. When he saw the thief struggling to get up on the ground, he hurriedly accelerated and ran away.

Bai Hui, who witnessed all this, nervously grabbed Liu Changan's arm.

"According to the current laws, regulations and responsibility division system, you frightened this guy and caused the accident. You have to bear a large part of the responsibility." Liu Changan opened her hand and said gently, "Okay, let's It’s a grasshopper on a rope. No, you are the grasshopper, and I am the one holding the rope to tie the grasshopper.”

Bai Hui looked around, panicked and grabbed Liu Changan again, and ran away, squealing.

After running a long way, Bai Hui hid behind a newsstand and poked her head out to take a look. Liu Changan didn't know the meaning of her sneaky movements.

"We won't be arrested, right?" Bai Hui doesn't want to be arrested. She hasn't yet twisted her beloved Hermès bag on the street to feel the envious and jealous eyes of women.

"How could he be caught? I killed countless people and nothing happened." Liu Changan shook his head and glanced at Bai Fen's crisp, delicate and slender neck.

"Then will you kill me to silence me?" Bai Hui thought of this. Liu Changan seemed to have the temperament to kill and silence me.

"I will dig a cellar and lock you up. After a few decades, when the noise has subsided, I will release you." Liu Changan thought for a while and nodded, saying that this was good.

"You...are you kidding?" Bai Hui tried hard to keep his smile from deforming, because it felt like his face was distorted.

"Well, actually I haven't raised pigs for a long time."

"It's disgusting! It scared me to death!" Bai Hui jumped up and punched Liu Changan while crying and laughing.

Liu Changan pressed her forehead and pushed her away. Bai Hui danced and danced but couldn't reach him. Liu Changan was much taller than her, not to mention he had practiced the art of pulling out seedlings.

"gone."

Liu Changan pushed a little harder, flicked Bai Hui's forehead with his finger, turned around and left. He was not her flower protector. There were no predators watching, so she could just take a taxi back.

Bai Hui stood under the street lamp, touched his forehead, and suddenly laughed. Listening to his own laughter, he seemed a little silly. Bai Hui looked at Liu Changan's back, and the emotion in his eyes was like his shadow under the street lamp. For a while, Elongated, shortened for a while, ups and downs.

This place was very close to the river. Liu Changan smelled the breath of the river wind and walked slowly to the river. He followed the scenery along the river to a bridge, and then walked back to his home.

Naturally, the mahjong parlor has been closed, which makes Liu Changan feel a little regretful. It's rare that he is in the mood to play mahjong today. It just so happens that the old man and old lady have received a new consolation payment. I think he won't be too shameless if he loses. For big ones, there should be no problem if they negotiate for half the price, but it's not impossible to run away when you encounter a crazy guy who pushes mahjong.

interesting.

Liu Changan took a shower, and still planned to lecture Shangguan Dandan about politics and "Shading the Sky" tonight. He would tell more stories today, but he must break them at key points and force her to speak out again. Currently, what Liu Changan is looking forward to is: Just to get her out of this coffin, the little girl is young and beautiful, and she is not afraid of getting pimples on her butt all day long? That would destroy the artistic conception of beauty as jade.

It will break out tomorrow, and Gao Dewei and Bai Hui will be added to the character list, so you can compare your feelings.