I want to have a date with Superman

The protagonist of the legendary story of slaying the Yamata-no-orochi is none other than Kensatsu Susanoo. He killed the Yamata-no-orochi with a ten-fist sword and also obtained the more famous 'Kusaji Sword' from the stomach of the snake.

"Absolutely impossible. The Ten Fist Sword is my exclusive artifact and is of infinite value." Susano'o said angrily.

Seeing his reaction so fiercely, Harley didn't feel sorry for herself. She glanced at him sharply and asked, "Do you have any other divine weapons?"

Susano'o struggled for a moment and took off a jade pendant shaped like a "comma" from his belt. He said painfully: "This is the Yin jade paired with the eight-foot magatama. It contains the power of the moon and has extremely strong protective power."

As he spoke, he placed the Yin Jade on the table and went to get the ribs from before.

"Hey, what are you doing?" Harley slapped her ribs down.

"This Yin Jade is worth at least five million heavenly merits, more than ten times more than 500,000."

"You said five million, just five million?" Harley put the big cross on the Yin Jade, and a piece of information was transmitted into the sea of ​​consciousness.

——Contains part of the origin of the Neon Mother Goddess Izanami, and can be exchanged for two million meritorious deeds.

Harley was slightly surprised. Yin Jade is a defensive artifact.

But she had experienced it personally, kicking Susan who was wearing it, and the effect was somewhat poor.

But now Tianzhisheng bids 2 million.

It shows that what he values ​​is not jade, but the origin of Izanami inside.

——Fuck, God really wants to ‘accommodate all rivers and melt all sources into one furnace’!

Could it be said that this is the reason why He can become Almighty?

Harry thought to himself, holding the Yin Jade in his hand, and said with a warm smile: "Brother Susan, you are indeed an honest person. This jade is indeed worth 500,000, and I made a little more."

"Hmph!" Susano'o snorted coldly and went to get the ribs again.

Harley pressed it again and said with a smile: "Don't worry, I will exchange it for a message, and you will definitely make a lot of money."

Susano'o's heart moved, "Is it the price quoted by the previous customers?"

Harley gave a thumbs up and praised: "My brother is so smart."

"Don't call me 'brother'." Susanoo said angrily.

"Oh, God approves of my title of 'Boss'. If you don't want to be called 'Brother,' are you trying to change the world and want to be on an equal footing with God?" Harley glared.

"This" Susan was stunned for a moment, and then her expression became tangled.

Seeing this, Harley said again: "I call you 'brother' and God 'boss'. Think about it, why have you become God?

If you Neon Gods get the key to hell, you will have to deal with my God boss in the future. "

Susan was excited and blushed: "Harrisan, if this is the case, please continue to call me 'Brother Susan'."

"Brother, Odin brought out the Hall of Valor, and Belial threatened you, so you can take care of yourself." Harley said softly, gently twitching her ribs, Susan thoughtfully let go of her hand, and let her take the knife away.

"Arigado, Harisan." Susanna bowed at ninety degrees and walked back to the room with great satisfaction.

"Although after the restart, our neon gods are no longer as respected by the world as they once were, they are still strong enough to cope with any challenges and crises."

Susano'o sat cross-legged opposite Sandman, first showing that he had the power to protect his vested interests, which was the key to hell.

Then he said: "Our neon gods are very efficient in doing things, and the system is full of vitality and motivation.

This can be seen from our expansion actions in recent decades.

We strive for every opportunity to assimilate other gods, absorbing those who appear later, even the idols and popular worshipers of the new age.

For example, Marilyn Monroe is ours, as is King Kong and the Statue of Liberty.

Hell is a place with unlimited potential. It can become a source of turmoil in the multiverse, and it can also develop into a promised land that benefits the real spiritual world (the collective name for the major realms of Limbo).

Mainly depends on its managers. "

He leaned down, bowed to Morpheus, and said sincerely: "Please Mengjun, please be clear, there is no one more suitable to take on this responsibility than us."

"I will consider your proposal carefully, my dear Susanoo Mikoto." Morpheus still did not express his position.

Susano'o frowned slightly, "Of course, the Hell Key is the most precious treasure in the spiritual world. We are willing to compensate you for your loss. As long as you tell us the price, we will be satisfied."

"Please go back first. I will announce the results in public tomorrow." Morpheus said calmly.

Susan helplessly stood up, turned around and left the Sandman guest room in three steps.

"What does Mengjun mean?" When they arrived outside, Susan walked to Harley's table and asked.

Harley stretched her right hand to the edge of the table and rubbed her fingers.

Susan looked at her restless little hands in confusion, and then at her face, full of confusion.

"Ahem, have you read Journey to the West?" Harley covered her mouth with her left hand and coughed lightly, "Why didn't Monk Tang get the scripture from Ananda and Kasyapa?"

No one was given a job!

Susan was stunned, and then said with a confused face, "It's really not convenient for me at this time."

"It's very convenient!" Harry opened the space inside the Holy Mother's Brilliance Seal and took out a roll of heaven paper, a dog brush, an inkstone made of strange gemstones excavated from Paradise Mountain, and matching grinding rods.

She splashed ink on the spot and wrote a contract.

"Consultation fee, 200,000 Heaven Merit, loan from Heaven Mountain Financial Management, annual interest rate is only 5%, not much, right?"

Susano'o's expression was distorted for a while.

"As for that? You are the God of War."

"Earn money to live without being shabby." Harley looked at Him calmly and said.

"The interest is not high. But whether it is expensive or not depends on the information you provide." Susan said.

"It is written in black and white on the paper that if there is no practical information, the contract will be invalid." Harry pointed at the heaven paper and said.

Susana signed his name behind "Party B".

"Basically, Brother Mo is very satisfied with you. Odin has three points of hope for his people; Belial threatened Brother Mo and was basically eliminated.

If you can prove that the Neon God System can really turn hell into a land of hope, your chances of success will increase by at least 50%!

Because Brother Mo is a kind man and a proud man.

As long as two things are met - it is beneficial to the general public and it also takes care of their face - there is a chance of winning. "

Susan was thoughtful.

"So, is this piece of information worth 200,000 merit?"

He nodded reluctantly and prepared to leave.

"Hey, wait, I have other services here!" Harley stopped him and said with a smile: "I can serve as a lobbyist to persuade Brother Mo to choose you when he hesitates."

"How much?" Susan was a little excited.

Even a fool can see the relationship between the witch and the King of Dreams. It would be beneficial to have her help in speaking.

"It is divided into three levels: 300,000, 3 million, and 30 million. The junior level is 300,000, which does not guarantee success, so do your best; the intermediate level is 3 million, although it cannot guarantee your success, but it can guarantee that you will never succeed as an enemy; and the advanced level is 3 million. 30 million, guaranteed to be 100% successful.”

"It's 100% successful, are you sure?" Susan asked doubtfully.

Harley nodded slightly, then shook her head slowly, "30 million does guarantee 100% success, but I won't provide you with this service at the moment.

Unless you first use 300 million to buy VIP membership, and then use 3 billion to buy special packages. "

"If it can be done, 3.33 billion will do." Susan gritted her teeth.

"Well, I need cash, not IOUs. I have to come up with at least 2 billion to manage the relationship." Harley said.

——As long as you dare to give me cash, I will take the money and run away. Reputation and other things are definitely not worth 3.3 billion!

In fact, she would rather say 300 million. The small goal of 300 million is easier to achieve.

But even a fool knows that 300 million for the key to hell is unreliable.

"What if it fails?" Susan asked.

"Even if I betray you, I will compensate you in full. I am the God of War in Heaven, and I cannot default on my debt." Harley said solemnly.

——I will mortgage all the shares of Quinn Manor and Paradise Mountain Technology Company to you at the price of 1 billion Heaven Merit; and then mortgage Paradise Mountain to you at the price of 2 billion.

Susan was a little moved.

"I want to discuss this with the Mother Goddess," He said.

"No problem at all."

With the intention of making a profit, Harley added: "I suggest you first purchase the mid-level service with 3 million merit points, which is considered as insurance.

Make sure that while you're at it, Morpheus doesn't give the key to your worst enemy.

As for the trivial 3 million meritorious service, my brother, the God of Thunder, must be able to make the decision on his own, right? "

Susan's eyes flashed and he said: "My enemies are numerous."

"Haha, I want to be a cheat? There are a total of forty-two gods. If you name 41 enemies in one breath, can I guarantee you get the key for 3 million?" Ha Lipi said with a smile.

Susana touched his beard, feeling a little embarrassed: a witch is indeed a witch, with such keen reactions.

"You can only say that one enemy, even Odin, is only worth 3 million. Of course, you can repeatedly purchase the 'Eliminate Enemy Contract', but you can only repeat it five times." Harley said.

Susan's heart was pounding.

Harley added the final spark, "What we signed is a loan contract, which means I will provide the service first and then you will pay. If your chosen enemy gets the key and the contract is invalid, you don't have to pay. You are safe." It’s not a loss!”

"Okay, I want five copies, namely Odin, Belial, Anubis, Indian God, and Son of Chaos."

After signing the contract, Susanashi was very proud and was about to leave, but was stopped by Harley again.

"Brother, wait a minute!" Harley spoke softly and smiled kindly, "I also have a gambling business. I'm betting on who can get the key to hell. Do you want to give it a try?

There is no lower limit on bets, you can bet as little as one dollar, the main thing is to relax. "

Susan immediately let down his guard and asked curiously: "What are my odds of winning?"

"Let me do the math." Harley took out her phone and after a complicated calculation that she didn't even understand, she said, "Brother, your chance of winning is too high, so the odds are a bit low, 1 to 1.35, and there's an upper limit. It cannot exceed three million.

Or, for something more exciting, buy other gods?

For example, Odin, if you pay three thousand for one, I can't guarantee that I will miss and fail to kill him. "

"One million, if I buy it myself, can I continue to pay on credit?" Susan said.

"Of course, the credit of establishing Susanoo's life is worth tens of billions."

Harley gave him another IOU, totaling 20+300*5+100=16.2 million

Susan was followed by the Egyptian god, Bastet, the cat god.

He entered the room and walked directly into the room without talking to Harley at all.

However, Harley stepped forward and stopped the cat-headed man, "Where is Anubis?"

"He is in the hall, and I am responsible for talking to the King of Dreams." The cat-headed man said.

"Then it's up to you to help pay His debts?"

"I don't know what the debt is."

Harley sneered, "If you don't know clearly, you can go back and ask for clarification before coming back."

Best's cat face changed several times, and he took out a small black cloth bag from his pocket and threw it on the table with a bang.