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"The Voice of Heaven wants you to go find Gabriel." Harley put away the big cross, looked at Zha Kang and said helplessly: "Obviously, heaven is not easy to fool. God will not believe you unless you say a few words of 'repent and be pious' .

Do you know the history of King David?

That's the real God-blessed person.

From a shepherd to the king of Israel, it all depends on God’s favor.

But even those who are so favored will still be punished after violating God's teachings.

King David raped other people's wives, and ten of his concubines were raped by his own son on a high platform in the square.

He murdered his generals for women, and several of his sons died tragically one after another.

Even after paying a huge price, King David still did not change his belief in God and was truly afraid. Oh, he has become enlightened and obeys God's teachings without any disobedience.

Only then did God forgive me.

The crime you have committed is obviously greater than that of King David who committed murder and took away his wife. I am afraid that a simple apology will not solve the problem. "

Constantine's expression changed several times, and he murmured: "How should I impress the 'King of the Earth' Gabriel?"

Harry thought strangely: If you take my head and send it over, there is a high probability that the guy will treat you as a guest of honor.

"You don't have a wife to give you strength, and you don't have a son to die miserably. You can only make a wish to Gabriel - if you don't sincerely repent and have a sincere belief, you will be strengthened and murdered."

Constantine glared at her, "What if this wish comes true?"

Harry spread his hands and said helplessly: "God is supreme! Whether your faith is pious or whether your repentance is sincere, you can't hide it from Him.

If you want to survive, you'd better apologize sincerely. From now on, wear the golden hoop and become an obedient dog.

I firmly believe that a 'high-quality wolfdog' like you will be very useful to God, and He will be happy to accept you. "

Zha Kang was so angry that he shook his head, "You want me to be a dog?"

"Either be a dead man or a living dog."

Zha Kang slumped on the sofa and didn't speak for a long time.

Harley saw that he was really pitiful, and suggested: "Forget it, you should introduce the disease into my body and let me bear the price of 'ten times the terminal cancer' for you."

Zha Kang struggled for a moment, stood up, shook his head and said, "You can't bear the price of harm that belongs to the universe's rules system. Forget it, I'll go find Gabriel.

If he likes my asshole, I'll pour a bottle of brandy and let him do it. "

Three days later, Zha Kang returned to Quinn Manor again. It was still the same yellow Burberry classic long trench coat, but it had become dirtier, as if it had been fermenting in the garbage dump for two days and two nights.

Moreover, Zha Kang's complexion was also very bad.

Harry even doubted whether Gabriel really imprisoned him for three days and three nights.

"Didn't it work?" she asked.

The result was too obvious, and the tone she used in her question was very sure.

A fierce look flashed in Zha Kang's eyes, and he gritted his teeth and said, "Snobbery has humiliated me. Sooner or later I will take revenge."

"How did He humiliate you? Could it be that someone really made you stronger?" Harley asked curiously.

Zha Kang's unshaven and dirty face alternated between red and white, "His condescending attitude, contemptuous tone, and vicious words. I would rather He didn't say a word and just strengthened me."

"I am the 'King of Heavenly Mountain', theoretically on the same level as Gabriel, Lucifer, and Michael." Harley took out the big cross and comforted him: "Wait until I speak to the voice of heaven and let me be yours." The presiding judge.”

Zha Kang waved his hands and sighed: "Forget it, you are right about one thing. That bastard of God can at least know whether I am pious and sincerely repentant.

I can't lie to myself. I would rather die than become a real dog to that bastard! "

Harry put away the big cross with a dull expression. With these words, he stopped seeking help from heaven.

"Okay, let's go to the meditation room." She stood up and said.

"What to do?" Zha Kang's eyes flickered.

Harley sneered, "Stop being pretentious and let's go."

A look of shame and frustration flashed across Zha Kang's face, and he lowered his head and silently followed her to the "Hell Meditation Room".

When he entered the meditation room, he didn't say anything. He consciously picked up the "magic chalk" and drew a complex magic circle on the ground.

"My 1 million merits are given to you. Heaven doesn't want to see me, but you can still use your merits. If you can't bear it anymore, let the voice of heaven save you." He whispered.

"Yes, I know."

Harley looked down for a while, walked to the left side of the magic circle, sat down cross-legged, and faced Zha Kang.

As a burst of spells sounded, the magic circle began to shine with an ominous blood-red light.

Harley revokes all defensive specialties on her body, allowing the magic circle to work on herself.

"Demon of pain and disability, come on, come into my body!" She opened her heart and sent out an invitation with her mind.

"Witch Harley has to pay the price for Constantine, let's go and divide her soul." A sinister voice said in surprise.

"Idiot, that's Witch Harley! Have you forgotten the 'Eight Laws of the Mage'?" Hundreds of voices shouted together.

The sinister voice from before said: "I only know the Seven Laws of the Mage - don't reveal your real name, don't borrow the magic power of unknown people, don't believe in any demons, don't consume your magic power to the point where you can't even release a single magic spell, and don't easily Reveal your exclusive magic spell so that other mages won't take away your 'path', and don't get sick. What else?"

"The Eighth Law of the Supernatural that has been added in recent years - don't deal with the Witch Harley! Unless you join the 'Witch Hunting Brigade' and plot against her with the utmost determination.

Otherwise, whenever you see Witch Harley, you must stay away, don't talk, don't look at her, and don't deal with her. "

Thousands of voices chorused and sang a magnificent poem.

Like bells in the morning and drums in the evening, it is deafening and enlightening.

"You want to die, don't you? How dare you slander me like this." Harley was angry.

"Ah, she's angry." The demonic shadow shrank further into Zha Kang's lungs, resolutely unwilling to enter her body.

Zha Kang was dumbfounded, "Hey, you are formless demons that represent disease and death. Together, you are comparable to the Demon King.

Throughout history, countless mages have been entangled by you and taken to hell. You have made great achievements in battle and have never been defeated! "

"Together, they have the origin of a demon king?" Harley couldn't help but swallowed.

"Ah ah ah, I heard something ominous in the witch's words. I even dare to swear to God that she is plotting against us. Be sure to hold on tight and don't be impulsive!"

After shouting this sentence in fear, the sick people stopped making a sound, and even the overlapping shadows disappeared.

"Fake, you are a bunch of cowards who bully the weak and fear the strong." Zha Kang cursed in anger.

Then, he looked at Harley again, "Do you really have the means to deal with them?"

"Absolutely not. This is the first time in my life that I have seen a mage targeted by a disease." Harley said firmly.

"You heard it, she has never seen the disease." Zha Kang conveyed his spiritual thoughts to his chest.

It's a pity that no one paid attention to him.

Zha Kang's face turned gray, and the last road was broken.

"How about we kidnap a mage? For example, that Phoenix Faust (who once joined the Witch Hunting Squadron, but on the eve of the Crisis on Infinite Earths, Harley promised Dr. Fate not to shoot his comrades)." Ha. Leigh suggested.

Zha Kang shook his head and said: "This kind of thing must be done voluntarily, and the value of the target soul is higher than mine, so the disease can make money. How can Faust, a has-been old fool, compare with me?"

"What now?" Harley asked.

Zha Kang thought for a while and said: "There is no impassable road in the world, and there is nothing that magic cannot do.

If the right path doesn't work, I can take the evil path. White magic can't save me, so I can find forbidden black magic.

I want to go back to Europe, where I have a few old friends who specialize in forbidden arts. "

"The price of evil magic is even greater." Harry frowned.

Zha Kang stood up, couldn't help but put his hand into his pocket, took out the cigarette case and lighter, lit one for himself, and said vaguely: "The worst result is this."

"Wait a minute." Harry took out the big cross and communicated with the Voice of Heaven again, saying, "Great Voice of Heaven, my family Duoduo has gone to hell, right?"

"This issue has already been discussed. It is blasphemous and should be punished." Tian Zhisheng said indifferently.

“The problem is, my family Duoduo didn’t go to heaven through the heaven selection system. It used the heaven card that says ‘100% no side effects to go to heaven’.

I can't object to your reasons for letting it go to hell, but should the Paradise Card be returned to me? " Harley said.

"It can go to heaven only by using the heaven card, and it only makes mistakes after going to heaven." Tianzhi said.

"Great Voice of Heaven, according to your logical chain, Heaven Card has become part of the price of Duoduo's sins, right?" Harley asked.

"You can say that."

Harry smiled slightly, "The logical chain is actually not over. Duoduo made a mistake and gave birth to the Holy Son. Only when the Holy Son was born can he help heaven complete the prophecy.

In other words, I used the Heaven Card, which caused Duoduo to go to heaven and finally caused the Son of God to descend.

Of course, I am not claiming all credit for the birth of the Son.

God is omniscient, omnipotent, supreme and holy, omnipresent, and all destiny is in His arrangement.

At most, I am just a small link in the destiny arranged by God.

Here comes the problem, my heaven card should be the meritorious deeds in the ‘Destiny of the Coming of the Son’, which is contrary to what you said as ‘part of the price of sin’.”

"Great Voice of Heaven, you were the first to come up with the logical chain!" Harry reminded, suppressing a smile.

The voice of heaven was silent for a long time.

But Harley knew He was still online.

She didn't say anything, waiting for Him to calm down.

"Harley Quinn, do you still remember that you have forgotten everything about the Holy Son." The voice of the sky said slowly.

Harry was stunned for a moment before he understood what he meant.

She had repeatedly threatened Tian Zhi with the story of the Dog Holy Son, but Tian Zhi finally paid off her debt and gave her tens of millions of merits, allowing him to use magic on her brain to make her forget all this memory.

Because of God's Skin, Voice of Heaven failed.

Harley only verbally suffers from "amnesia."

But if she really forgot, she shouldn't mention it again today.

"I did 'forget' everything about Duoduo, the Holy Son, and the coming of the Holy Son, but my heaven card shouldn't be included in it!

I used the Heaven Card to send Duoduo to heaven. This was an event.

Duoduo's "astringent desire makes the heart full", "the dog is so courageous", and "the child is born in a natural way" are another thing.

Otherwise, we should find a third party to evaluate the situation? "She yelled in frustration.

"Whoosh!" A jet black card flew over lightly, followed by the stern voice of the voice of the sky: "Two matters are completely settled today.

From now on, from the time you send it to heaven with the heaven card until the birth of the Holy Son, you have to forget all this memory. "

Harry held the Heaven Card and said seriously: "No, I will not forget it, and I have never forgotten it."

Just when Tian Zhi Sheng was about to get angry, she immediately said again: "How can you forget something that has never happened?"

"Whoosh!" Another jet-black card flew lightly, and the voice of the sky said in an unprecedented gentle tone: "Very good, King of Heavenly Mountain!"

Harry was overjoyed, holding the card and looking around blankly, and said confusedly: "Hey, great voice of heaven, why am I here? Ah, I'm sorry, I was confused, and I sent a ray of consciousness over for no reason. I didn't disturb you, right? ?I’ll go back right now.”

"No need to disturb, you have just arrived, Mountain King, go ahead."