I want to have a date with Superman

Quinn Manor, Black Magic Meditation Room.

Harley loosened the big cross hanging on her chest, turned to Zha Kang who looked puzzled, spread out her left palm, and a card with a black background and a gold border appeared in front of him.

"You redeemed a paradise card?" Zha Kang said in surprise.

"The card to ascend to heaven that removes all sins and all magical marks." Harley said.

"I heard that this kind of paradise card requires tens of millions of merits, and it may not be redeemable. Do you have enough merits?" Zha Kang's eyes flashed with emotion.

Harry waved his hand and said calmly: "Who among the kings of the West doesn't owe a lot of debt? Now that I have become the king of heaven, I naturally have to have debts that match my status."

"Harry." The cunning Zha Kang was so moved that his eyes were moist at this moment.

Well, when Harley faced him, she always turned on her God Skin to resist his psychic natal magic.

For example, when she uses the Ark of the Covenant to deceive people, she must be wary of his "true knowledge."

Zha Kang's previous inferences about her behavior mainly relied on reason, wisdom, and his understanding of her character.

Even if Harry really deceived him about the value of the Heaven Card, it wasn't considered cheating. The Heaven Card was only worth this price. If it hadn't been too precious, there wouldn't have been so many grandmasters who were preparing to attack the throne. .

The Paradise Card is real, its value is real, and Zha Kang is not moved in vain.

"With this card, you can experiment with forbidden magic, kill yourself, and then go to Paradise Mountain to be with Richie. He actually misses you.

The only thing I hope you will remember is that you have a way out. Many evil spells are too harmful to nature. Don’t trap yourself in them and make yourself no longer who you are. "Harry warned seriously.

"I understand." Zha Kang took the Paradise Card, stared at her for a while, then turned and left without looking back.

After half a month, Harley didn't hear from him again.

For the past half month, she had done nothing and thought about nothing, just giving herself a holiday.

Relax your body and mind in all aspects.

In fact, not only her, but also the heroes who have experienced infinite status crises, and even the people who maintain their memories, have entered a state of "revengeful leisure" during this period.

Even Bateman has disappeared in Gotham.

Bruce Wayne took his daughter Helena, his lover Selina, his adopted son Robin, his butler Afu, and his big black dog Loach on a round-the-world trip on the Wayne family's large cruise ship.

They also wanted to invite Harley and Ivy, and Harley naturally didn't want to be a light bulb for the 'Wayne Family'.

She, Ivy, Yebi, Duoduo, and Fatty didn't go anywhere. They stayed at home every day watching American TV series, basking in the sun, and sleeping in.

Until Tian Zhi Sheng took the initiative to find her.

"Harley Quinn, during Crisis on Infinite Earths, you collected hundreds of heroic spirits. Did you forget them?"

Harry was surprised when Tian Zhi Sheng took the initiative to contact him. After hearing this, she immediately became vigilant.

"Of course I haven't forgotten that I originally planned to release them in Limbo when the crisis is over, and return them to their final destination according to what they did during their lifetime.

Now I have changed my mind.

The last time I saw Alexander’s ‘Hero’s Paradise’, I had the idea of ​​creating ‘Harley’s Paradise’.

I am not strong enough at this time, and the God of War Seal has not been condensed. It is still early for Harley's paradise to even have design drawings, but I can wait. "

Although wary, Harley did not hide her true thoughts.

"You can wait, but the heroic spirits in the Holy Mother's Seal cannot wait. They must be released as soon as possible, otherwise they will inevitably be infiltrated by the power of the Seal." Tianzhi said.

"Sound of Heaven, you must have something in mind when you take the initiative to come to me, right?" Harley asked.

"You can follow the original plan and let them return to their own future." Tian Zhisheng said.

Harley wondered, "If I release them, how many will go to heaven?"

The Voice of Heaven hesitated for a moment and then said: "They died in battle as the 'greatest heroes', and almost everyone can enter heaven."

Harry almost lost control and cursed "fuck" directly.

Too greedy.

The Voice of Heaven seemed to be aware of her strong negative emotions, and added: "Entering heaven is the reward for every hero, and it is also the ending that all living heroes most want to see."

Harry couldn't refute this.

If they don't want their souls to have a good home after death, heroes won't ask for "soul preservation cards."

For ordinary people, the best destination after death is undoubtedly "ascension to heaven".

Other heroes would be relieved to know and appreciate God's mercy.

Seeing that Harley was still silent, the Voice of Heaven said again: "In view of the fact that you have previously invested a large amount of merit in redeeming the 'Save Card' for the hero and made great contributions to protecting the soul of the 'Christian Holy Warrior', Heaven will reward you with 30 million merit in one go. .

Well, don’t forget that all the dead heroes have joined the ‘Christ’s Salvation Group’. They were Holy Crusaders during their lifetime and became Holy Heroic Spirits after their death.

If it weren’t for the section ‘Christ’s Salvation Group’, I wouldn’t have taken the initiative to find you. "

Harry only thought about it for a long time before his heart began to pound.

So what if God could profit from the heroic spirit?

The heroic spirit has indeed received the best placement, hasn't it?

Moreover, she is not related to them

Harley was about to convince herself, but unconsciously, she thought again of the super girl with thick golden curly hair and a red headband.

The girl's soul is within the Holy Seal.

"Let me think about it again," she said hesitantly.

"King of Heaven Mountain, the longer you delay, the greater the chance that they will be infected." Tianzhi said.

"I'll think about it again," Harley said.

"Reward you 50 million." Tianzhi said indifferently.

Harley's expression struggled, "I'll think about it for a while."

"Seventy million."

Harry didn't struggle this time, "I'll think about it again."

"Then you continue to think. But I have to remind you that after being infiltrated by the fallen Holy Mother's Seal, they will all go to hell." Tian Zhisheng said indifferently.

Harry was not happy anymore, "Voice of Heaven, you can bargain if you want. Why do you need to attack me personally? How come I, the majestic King of Heaven and the God of War in Heaven, have polluted the saints into degenerates?"

"You are the King of Paradise Mountain and the God of War of Arkham, but these two positions have nothing to do with virtue. They are purely exchanged for your merit. If you don't believe it, you can continue to wait, and the final result will speak for itself." Tianzhi said.

Harley thought for a moment and said, "Seventy million is fine, but I have a condition that must be met."

"you say."

"I hope to give all heroic spirits the right to choose freely. Of course, it is not a 'single-choice question' like 'The Descendants of the Monitor' that looks like multiple choices but actually only has one option." Harley said.

"They have become heroic spirits, what choice do they have?"

Harry clasped his fingers and said: "Option 1, enter heaven like ordinary good people;

Option 2, stay in Tiantang Mountain, they will get the Silver City household registration, but they will listen to the instructions but not the announcement, and become idle grass-headed gods with me;

Option 3, create a unique paradise similar to ‘Heroes’ Paradise’ and let them live together;

Option 4: Give them another chance to be reincarnated;

Option 5, satisfy the hero’s own reasonable requirements for the ending. "

"God is merciful, but in front of God, he is not allowed to push his limits. Forget the first and second options, but the third option, do you know how much it will cost to create a 'hero's paradise'?

Item 4. If you use meritorious deeds to exchange for the opportunity of reincarnation, the meritorious deeds must be at least 5 million, with no cap depending on the sins committed during your lifetime.

Option 5 is even more unreasonable. God is not your wishing machine. "The voice of heaven said sternly.

Harley sighed: "I'm not making trouble unreasonably. They are all heroes who sacrificed for the multiverse, true heroes. Giving them the future they want is kind.

Either perish or go to heaven, which is a colder treatment than the "monitor-style multiple-choice question".

I only hope that the heroes and martyrs will have results worthy of their efforts.

I hope God has the mercy that matches his reputation.

True compassion should not count the cost. "

"You took away 70 million merits." Tianzhi said.

Harley smiled calmly, "I proposed this 'Resettlement Project for Heroes', and I, the 'Arkham God of War,' am willing to spend all my wealth to jointly invest in this project with Paradise.

All glory and fame to God, no need to tell anyone that I was involved in this. "

"Are you serious?" Tian Zhi's voice said harshly.

"Haha, this isn't the first time." Harley smiled lightly.

Tian Zhisheng fell silent. It was indeed not the first time that she invested all her assets for heroes.

Before the “Heroes Resettlement Project”, there was also the “Heroes Preservation Card Project”.

That time, Harley invested 17 million in merit - she asked the Voice of Heaven to cleanse the memory of the birth of the Dog Son. Ten million, but because of God's skin, the Voice of Heaven failed; after that, Harley vowed not to use Duoduo from now on. Threatened Tianzhi Sheng to get another 10 million, minus the more than 2 million from the previous loan, leaving 17 million.

In other words, all the soul saving cards used by the heroes were exchanged for Harley's achievements.

Of course, Heaven also spent a lot of money that time.

Originally, the teleportation of souls across parallel universes cost 500,000 - the same price as Harley's teleportation from the super-time stream where the wizards were stationed to Limbo in the Little Black Bean incident.

Heaven first offered a 10% discount, reducing the price from 500,000 to 50,000, and then lowering the price according to the level of the hero. For example, Bateman has 40,000 and Superman has 5,000.

Because the "Savior of Christ" is known as the Crusaders, the price will be reduced by another 70%.

In other words, the teleportation originally worth 500,000 yuan only cost 1,500 merit points to Superman.

In this way, Harley's 17 million can be exchanged for thousands of soul preservation cards.

"how?"

The Voice of Heaven didn't respond for a long time, and Harry couldn't help but ask.

"Buzz--" A beam of sacred golden light suddenly enveloped her body in the meditation room of Quinn Manor. Harley was wondering and planning to open the God's Skin to break free, when a somewhat familiar voice appeared in her sea of ​​consciousness, "Let's talk talk."

——Yabi’s father!

Harley reacted, then stopped struggling and allowed the golden light to take her away from Quinn Manor, the earth, and the material universe.

She clearly felt that she was traveling through Limbo Prison, until she came to the "Southern Gate", in front of Zaulie.

Well, strictly speaking, in front of a brown poodle, Zauliel is just a person holding his tool.

"My God, I finally see you!" Harley said excitedly.

She smiled and wanted to shake hands with the dog god.

"Stop!" The long angel wings behind Zaulie, like arms, suddenly stretched out and pressed against her shoulders, blocking her blasphemous move.

"Harley Quinn, the 'Heroic Spirit Resettlement Project' reflects your humanity's compassion and kindness, and those words touched me even more - giving the heroic spirits the future they want is true kindness.

The only option in the multiple-choice question is humiliation, cruelty, indifference and arrogance. Unsurprisingly, it is human beings who can understand and express this truth, not angels from above.

Surprisingly, it was you who said these words. "The Dog God's eyes were complicated, and his tone was also very complicated.