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Louise didn't find the answer to "Weird Life" from Harley, and Harley didn't find any more information about the "Martial God Resurrection Cult" from her.

That idiot Louise threw all the information into the shredder and destroyed it.

Harry was so angry that he almost called her a stupid ass on the spot.

According to Louise, her status in the Resurrection Cult is definitely considered to be a junior high-ranking one.

With the precious information she has recorded for more than ten years, she can not only learn more about the secrets of the Resurrection Sect, but can even directly connect with people in the church.

Harley wanted to know if the church existed in the real world.

If so, she'd like to talk to church leaders.

She had a feeling that the 'Martial God Resurrection Sect' really existed and contained a huge secret, a secret related to her.

On the second day of the Ares Banquet, Constantine came over.

His condition was extremely bad, his energy and energy were completely gone, and his body was dirty and rancid. It was as if he had been imprisoned in a garbage dump by ten homeless people for ten days and ten nights.

"How did you end up like this? Did you remember the time wrong? My Ares Banquet was yesterday." Harley took a few steps back in disgust, not wanting to invite him to sit down on the sofa.

He was very familiar with himself. He leaned on the sofa with a natural expression, took out a Silka cigarette and a lighter, lit one for himself, and said with misty eyes: "Harry, I'm failing. I have terminal lung cancer. I've searched all over the world." All the famous doctors came to the same conclusion - let me go home and wait to die."

"You, cancer?" Harley was startled. She caught a glimpse of him puffing away smoke and frowned, "Are you kidding me? From the way you smoke, it seems -"

"Cough, cough, cough." Before she could finish her words, Zha Kang suddenly coughed rapidly, leaned against the armrest of the sofa, and spat out two lumps of thick yellow phlegm on the solid wood floor, with some bright red stains on the phlegm.

He "ho ho ho" sucked up all the phlegm in his trachea and spit it out. He seemed to have lost dozens of pounds, but his face became even paler.

"Lung cancer is in the advanced stage. No matter how much you smoke, it won't change the reality." He began to put the cigarette into his mouth again.

"How do you want me to help you? The legendary mages I know, such as Xanadu, Stranger, Doctor Fate, and Sage Ochi, are all your acquaintances." Harley sat down opposite him and asked softly.

"What do you think I'm doing these days?" Zha Kang smiled bitterly, "A week ago, I was attacked and injured by a few bastards with poor gambling ethics. When I went to the hospital for a check-up, the doctor discovered a lung problem.

In the past few days, I have visited famous doctors in the world and visited the great masters you mentioned one by one, but to no avail. "

Harley wondered: "The Archmage is not a doctor and may not be able to cure diseases, but magic is the power of miracles. As long as you are willing to pay the corresponding price, there is nothing you can't do."

"Have you ever heard of the 'Eight Laws of the Mage'?" Zha Kang took a puff of cigarette and asked slowly.

Harry thought for a while and said thoughtfully: "I heard Teacher Asal say the 'Seven Commandments of the Ancient Mage', such as commandment one, don't reveal your real name.

I also just found out that Naboo and Shazam are not their real names. Those bastards are too treacherous.

It is almost impossible for us modern mages to conceal our true names. "

Zha Kang nodded with a smile and said: "It's the Master's commandments, now it has been changed from seven laws to eight laws.

The ancients did take advantage. In ancient times, many people never left their homes for more than ten kilometers in their entire lives. News spread too slowly and could not even get out.

Many children from poor families do not have surnames or real names.

Only when he became a mage master and became noble did he take a name.

He is probably the only one who knows his name.

It is also those bastards who have hidden their real names for a long time who prefer to study the magic spells targeting their real names. "

Harry didn't smile and said in a serious tone: "Commandment 7: Don't get sick. If you get sick, you should find out and treat it as soon as possible. Are you being targeted by the kid from hell?"

Zha Kang sighed, flicked the cigarette butt into the extinguished fireplace more than ten meters away, then unbuttoned his windbreaker, lifted the sweater together with his autumn clothes, and pinned it behind his head.

He recited an ancient incantation, which roughly means "Behold the eyes of Horus, evil is revealed."

"Buzz--" On his skinny and rough chest, where the two lungs were, a circle of golden magic lines appeared, forming a huge Eye of Horus.

Zha Kang's chest seemed to become transparent in the magic lines, and two dirty and swollen lungs could be vaguely seen.

"Uh ah ah -" His lungs were like two small TVs. The screen was crowded with illusory and distorted black shadows. Their shapes could not be seen clearly, and they could not even maintain their human form, but they could emit the sound of blades scraping glass. People screamed.

"Constantine discovered us!"

"What are you afraid of? His fate is destined, and his soul belongs to us."

"No, look, there is Witch Harley on the other side. Witch Harley is looking at us. Ahhhh, she is looking over. Let's run, run!"

"Stay still and don't panic. We are just shadows, shadows projected from hell to Constantine's lesions. Even the Witch Harley can't do anything to us."

As he said this, hundreds of densely packed shadows huddled together, and the "lung screen" was mostly empty.

"How amazing!" Harry watched with relish. "I didn't expect the legend to be true. After a mage who often deals with hellish creatures gets sick, he will be targeted by the 'disease demon', which will double the difficulty and cost of treating the disease."

"Actually, diseases are not difficult to deal with. There are at least four ways to deal with them." Zha Kang covered his body with clothes again, lit a cigarette, and inhaled a full belly of smoke before saying comfortably: "The best way is , frequent physical examination, early detection and early treatment.

Second, there are mages who are willing to introduce the disease into the patient's body, and then use magic to cure the patient at a relatively low cost.

Third, ask the higher demons for help. Fourth, God is omnipotent. "

Harry sighed: "Who said we are friends? Draw the magic circle, and I am willing to bear the disaster of being devoured by demons."

Zha Kang looked shocked and said in disbelief: "What did you say?"

"Introducing the disease into my body, isn't that why you came to me?" Harley said calmly.

No matter what kind of demons, poisons, diseases, or cancers they are, they are all nutrients that come into her body.

Unless it can poison the multiverse virus, the eighth-level food defense expertise is considered a bug in the single material universe.

"Harley~~~" Zha Kang's eyes were moist, his mouth was trembling, and the fingers holding the cigarette were also trembling.

In an instant, Dr. Fate, Xanadu, Sage Ochi, the Sorceress Sargon (Zha Kang had sex with her) and the wizards he had asked for help all appeared in his mind one by one.

They all looked helpless or indifferent and spread their hands, unwilling to help and unable to help.

Zha Kang touched his eyes and said in a low voice: "You don't need to take risks. Your God may not be immune to diseases when he comes to earth. I'm looking for you because I want to seek help from the Almighty God."

Harry looked at him steadily for a while, "I remember you said you would never ask God."

Zha Kang lowered his head and smiled bitterly: "That's why I came to find you after trying all the methods."

Harry wanted to laugh at him, but she thought that this guy had advanced lung cancer and would not live for a few days, so he shut up again, took out the big cross, and began to communicate with the voice of heaven.

After explaining Zha Kang's situation, she asked: "How much merit does it take to treat him?"

"Even for ordinary cancer, at least 500,000 merits are needed. Constantine needs ten times more." Tian Zhisheng said indifferently.

"Basic holy healing skills only have dozens of merits. Why is the treatment of cancer so exaggerated?" Harley asked in confusion.

"He has terminal cancer. Saving him is equivalent to changing his life. You don't have to worry about it. No matter how many merits you have, you can't save Constantine."

"Heaven will not save Constantine!" said the voice of heaven.

"Why?" Harley asked in surprise.

Tian Zhisheng said indifferently: "If you are familiar with the Bible, you should know that God loves the world, but there are many people in history who have been spurned by God.

Even King David, who was ‘chosen by God’, was punished by God after breaking the Ten Commandments.

Constantine's crime went far beyond breaking God's commandments.

He directly spoke arrogant words and humiliated God with words in public. "

A layer of white sweat broke out on Harley's back. She seemed to have slandered God in her heart, calling Him a black hand and a black heart. Hmm, this doesn't seem to be slander? Ah, is this kind of thinking a greater sin?

"I know the story of King David. He lured Sheba to the sword and wanted her husband to take the blame. When he failed to take the blame, he had him killed with military orders.

King David committed adultery and murder, and the God who had been watching him turned his back.

But when King David repented devoutly, God forgave him and allowed Bathsheba to give birth to the great sage King Solomon (ps). "

The voice of heaven said: "God will not give up on anyone. As long as Constantin is willing to repent, God will redeem him."

Harley didn't agree for Zha Kang.

She was multitasking, and a ray of consciousness continued to communicate with the voice of heaven. She faced him and said, "You insult God, and God refuses to save you.

But if you're willing to kneel down, kiss God's toes, offer sincere repentance and unwavering faith, He can change his mind,"

Zha Kang's expression changed. "The merits are useless? You still owe me 1 million merits, remember?"

"Oh, I almost forgot if you didn't tell me." Harley quickly asked the voice of the sky, "The ghost owes me two million merits. Can you help me call him?"

"Due to factors such as source depletion, emotional loss, and the poison of time, the ghost fell into a deep sleep in pain and wailing, and was temporarily unable to come out to see people." Tianzhi said.

"Hahaha - well, what a pity!" Harley tried her best to hold back her laughter and said, "It is only natural that a father pays his debts to his son, and a son pays his debts to his father.

The ghost is the incarnation of God's wrath. Now that it is asleep, is it up to you, the great voice of heaven, to help pay off the debt? "

Tianzhi held in his voice for a long time, then said indifferently: "Yes!"

"John, you are on God's blacklist. People are not willing to treat you, and your merits are useless.

You have to know that a 'mercenary of heaven' like me who doesn't need to believe in God also has the most basic moral requirements - no matter what I think in my heart, at least I can't directly humiliate God, and I can't take refuge in God's enemy, otherwise my merits will be invalid. "Harry said to Zha Kang.

Although she would let Brother God take the blame from time to time, she never directly said, "This is God's doing." It was others who had to think that way.

Therefore, she is not guilty.

Zha Kang is different. Can he not be hated by pointing at the ghost and cursing God?

Zha Kang struggled for a moment, as if he had made a difficult decision, and gritted his teeth and said: "Okay, I would like to repent. God, please forgive me."

Harley asked the voice of heaven: "Constantine has confessed, can you help him?"

"Do you think he is sincerely repenting?" Tian Zhixing asked.

Harley stared at Zha Kang's wandering eyes and stubbled face that seemed reluctant and aggrieved, and said seriously: "Well, I have never seen such a pious person. Look at his expression - amidst the entanglement of countless emotions. , a sudden burst of enlightenment as strong as holy light.

Ah, he realized it.

Understand that serving God is the most beautiful and highest thing in the world.

His eyes were shining, the light of faith, ah, so dazzling, he repented. "

The Voice of Heaven was silent for a while before saying: "When King David violated the Ten Commandments, an angel from God came to reprimand him and express God's dissatisfaction and anger.

That divine messenger is the incarnation of Gabriel, who governs human affairs on behalf of heaven.

When Constantine gets His approval, you can call me again. In addition, you must prepare 6 million meritorious deeds. "

(ps: The general was fighting on the front line, and the king fell in love with his wife. He tricked her to death on the battlefield and took over his wife. This allusion comes from the greatest human king in the Bible-King David of Israel.

King David was the Jewish king who defeated the giant Goliath.

After he became the king, he fell in love with the general's wife, and after he made her pregnant, he sent an urgent summons to the general to go home and take over. Once the general had sex with his wife, he would not be able to prove that the child was a bastard.

But after the general came back, he never entered the house three times. He was strictly self-interested and refused to go home to have an affair with his children during the war.

King David had no choice but to trap him to death on the front line.

Later, God punished King David by causing him to lose his country, causing his son with Bathsheba to die tragically, causing his father and son to kill each other, and his sons to kill each other, and allowing his harem concubines to be raped in broad daylight - the ones he rebelled against. son.

In short, all kinds of chaos.

But in the end King David repented to God, and God forgave him and allowed him and Bathsheba to give birth to Solomon, the "son of God". )