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First, do not sign any contract, because after carefully studying the "History of the Decline and Fall of the Anti-Monitor King", Darkseid and Desaad discovered that there were indeed many coincidences as Harley said.

But when Witch Harley is involved, no matter how coincidental it is, we must not easily believe that it is a coincidence.

Darkseid suspected that there was something wrong with the "Heaven Contract", which not only brought bad luck to the Anti-Monitor King, but also messed up his thinking and made him do a series of stupid things, such as forcing his most capable subordinates Pharaoh and Sinestro to opposite.

In Darkseid's view, as long as the anti-supervision king has some intelligence, he should not show his cruelty and untrustworthiness to his subordinates when he is weak.

Even if it's a lie, at least get over this wave first, wait for the strength to recover, and then do whatever you want.

Second, it is a transaction that does not involve the origin of power. This is a normal realization for people who understand the "glorious history" of Witch Harley.

"Everyone who deals with Witch Harley, even the Supreme One, should have this awareness. The Anti-Monitor does not have this awareness, so he has become a negative example." Darkseid said it himself.

Third, not meeting Harley was also Darkseid’s own request, and it was not a kindly grandma “falsely passing on an imperial edict.”

On Apokolips, no one dares to fake the decree of Akseid.

However, Darkseid is not afraid of Harley, but worried about exposing his position.

His location is the location of the hidden dimension of Apokolips at this time.

He doesn't want to be misled: his hidden place will be exposed, causing the anti-supervision king to attack with a storm of infinite antimatter energy.

"What is the simplest way of cooperation?" Harley frowned: "And there is not even a contract, how can we ensure that the cooperation goes smoothly?"

"His Majesty Darkseid wants you to be a spy for only one purpose, to create opportunities for him to sneak attack on the Anti-Monitor. You have been a spy, so you must want something in return, right?"

The kind grandma puffed out her huge breasts and looked directly into her eyes, "You are the witch Harley, you are extremely cunning. We don't want anything from you, and you can't even think about scheming against us.

When you complete the mission, His Majesty Darkseid will give you a reward. That's wrong. His Majesty Darkseid will cash in the reward first, and then you can complete the mission.

In this way, it will only be us who suffer, and not signing the contract will only be beneficial to you.

As long as you don't think about scheming for anything other than rewards, this collaboration will be very simple. "

The kind grandma's words left Harry speechless.

Everyone showed weakness directly, fearing that she was too cunning and not daring to plot against her. They were even willing to pay her in advance and didn't care if she defaulted on the bill. What else could she ask for?

"What reward does His Majesty Darkseid intend to give me?"

"Strength, weapons, power, wealth, territory, you choose one." The kind grandmother said.

"Explain what it is." Harley said.

The kind grandmother raised her chin high and said in an arrogant tone: "Power, a source of power from the ordinary new gods of Apokolips.

Weapons are naturally artifacts, artifacts from the original mother box and mother box module, and eighth-level divine gold-level artifacts created from the core energy of Apokolips.

Power, His Majesty Darkseid can give you 50 million demonoids, enough for you to dominate the material universe.

Wealth, gold and silver currency or the currency of the alien civilization you designate, you name it in any amount.

Territory, the dark elite of Apokolips has occupied many galaxies in the material universe, you can choose as you like. "

Harley thought for a moment and said, "His Majesty Darkseid is so generous. Please give me the highest-grade original mother box."

Apokolips has three types of mother boxes. One is the miscellaneous mother box, which has a single function. It is equivalent to an old-fashioned telephone in the 5G era of the earth. It can only transmit messages and open sonic boom channels for the demon-like army to invade the material universe.

When Apokolips invaded Earth, the demon-like agents first buried Mother Boxes in the sewers of cities on Earth. When Darkseid gave the order, the Mother Boxes opened the sonic boom channel connecting Earth and Apokolips. Millions of heavily armed soldiers The demonoids swarmed forward.

The second category is 'second-hand mother boxes', which are mother boxes that were snatched from the people of Apokolips and had previous owners. For example, the mother box factor in Cyborg came from a mother box left on earth by Apokolips. .

For example, Harley once plotted to kill Steppenwolf's clone and picked up his ax and mother box.

The third category is the original mother box. The only difference between the original mother box and the second-hand mother box is that one has no owner and the other has had an owner.

The reason why they are distinguished is that the mother box has certain life characteristics and can become an extension of the owner's will.

When the Apocalypse people get the Mother Box, it is equivalent to getting a little love or Siri of their own, but Siri is taken away by the mother box owner's own consciousness.

It's not that it has an extra artificial intelligence partner, but it's equipped with a second brain similar to artificial intelligence.

Therefore, there is a huge difference between second-hand mother boxes and original mother boxes.

Second-hand mother boxes are dangerous time bombs that can be monitored and controlled by the original owner at any time, and then backfire on the current owner.

The original Mother Box is barely a powerful artifact.

If the original mother box is not subject to risks such as positioning and remote control by higher-level mother boxes, it can be considered a real artifact.

Now. Although Mister Miracle has a Mother Box, and the Apokolips Resistance also uses a Mother Box, and although they have not been captured by Darkseid, Harley never believes that their Mother Boxes are completely immune to Darkseid's Mother Boxes. Impact.

An original mother box as a reward is better than nothing.

"I thought you would choose the New God Origin." Grandma Xiang said meaningfully.

Harley smiled bitterly and said: "Do you think my Sky-Escape Pattern can absorb the divine power of the New God? Perhaps, you also think that the anti-matter origin of the Anti-Monitor King has also been absorbed by me. I am just a thief who steals and defrauds other people's divine power."

Although there was some element of acting, she really couldn't absorb the divine power without side effects at the moment.

Neither the new gods nor the old gods can absorb the divine power.

Because the God force field is 100% immune to the magic of heaven and hell in the multiverse, it is not immune to the power of magic elements (the master is Hecate), as well as the power of the old gods that are more complex than the ingredients of magic elements, and the weird new ones God's power.

Especially the power of the New God. The New God is the "state-owned enterprise god", and the laws it represents belong to the multiverse, which is equivalent to the humanoid pillar of the universal law; the old god is the "private enterprise god", and the laws come from his own understanding and exist in the multiverse. Within the law.

The power of the new gods seems to have nothing to do with the element of magic, while the power of the old gods is based on the element of magic.

Harley wasn't sure whether the two could be unified into one defensive feat.

Well, now she is 'small and weak', and the old and new gods are all big family models, with dozens and hundreds of gods in one pantheon. She doesn't dare to poke their hornet's nest. When her strength rises, sooner or later she will fight against them. They take action.

Before taking action, I will definitely get the defensive expertise first.

"Aren't you the big thief of the source of energy?" the kind grandmother said calmly.

Harry waved his hand and said in a low mood: "Whatever you think, the only ones who will suffer in the end will be the people who always put doubtful eyes on me but ignore the truth.

Just like the anti-surveillance king, he has always regarded the monitors and the heroes of the earth as his enemy. What is the result? hehe."

The kind grandma's eyes flashed slightly, and she understood in her heart that Witch Harley was just a white glove, and the truth was that there was only one God. Obviously everyone was hiding, but now they suddenly let God's wrath come to an end. It was not just soy sauce, but Turn the tide.

What do you want to do?

"Witch Harley, what does Heaven want from Crisis on Infinite Earths?"

Grandma asked directly. This was not only the doubt in her heart, but Darkseid was also surprised.

"It's hard to say. Just wait and see the outcome of the battle at the origin of time."

Harley's words were vague, but they contained deep meaning, which made the kind grandma frown.

"My Lord Darkseid will not participate in the battle at the place where time originated." Grandma said hesitantly.

"No, or can't?" Harley smiled.

The kind grandmother's eyes were sharp and she said coldly: "Don't doubt the strength of the Dark Lord, but fools choose battlefields that are not good for themselves."

As she spoke, she took out two metal boxes the size of tape boxes, handed them to Harley and said, "The smaller one is an unused high-grade original mother box, which is of the same level as the Dark Elite's mother box.

Another slightly larger mother box is connected to my master's mother box. My master will use it to vaguely sense the battlefield pattern and decide whether to take action.

Of course, if you eliminate the Anti-Monitor at the place of origin of time, you will get a Mother Box for free, and you don’t have to do anything else. "

When Harley took over the mother box, the kind grandmother opened the sonic channel and disappeared from the earth.

She only has one avatar in the Earth 0 universe, but she does not stay on the Earth.

Harley put the mother box into the pocket of her woolen coat and said, "Bada, what does Darkseid want from the Anti-Monitor?

I don't believe in the majestic Dark Lord, who is so narrow-minded that because he was forced to hide himself and Apokolips, he spent a huge price and took huge risks just for a sneak attack. "

"Darkseid's thoughts are hard to guess." Big Barda recalled for a moment and said in a low tone: "I have a good friend who grew up together in the orphanage, Nada.

She is smart, beautiful, gentle, considerate, and very understanding!

We were selected by the kind grandmother at the same time, I became the goddess of revenge, and she was selected as Darkseid's favorite concubine.

Darkseid liked her understanding and gentleness, but she died of being understanding in the end.

That day was just like every other day. She guessed the source of Darkseid's troubles and comforted him. He relaxed his frown, smiled, and praised her for being so smart. Just as Nada was about to smile back, scarlet omega rays flew in and hit Darkseid. She burned to ashes.

In the following years, when Darkseid chose his concubines, he would ask his kind grandmother to cut out their tongues first.

Another ten years passed, and without any warning, he shot out omega rays again, burning all the mute concubines in the harem to ashes, and then chose a considerate girl to enter the palace again. "

Harley frowned and said, "That guy always had a stern face, without even a slight expression, so I thought he was a good man who was not close to women and only liked to make friends with heroes and exercise his body.

I didn't expect that he was also a piece of shit and a psychopath. "

Barda said disapprovingly: "He has two sons on the surface, and I don't know how many illegitimate sons and daughters he has. How can he not be close to women? And he is a normal male new god who has never touched women before he becomes a pervert."

Harley got an original mother box but had no intention of using it herself.

She locked it in the manor's vault and prepared to give it to little Helena as a full-moon gift when Selena came back.

But when she finally opened the vault door, she hesitated again.

She must go to the place where time originated. Not only will she go there, but she will also take Ivy, Yebby and Fat Head with her. She will have to ask the old priest Carlisle when she comes back.

If the expedition failed, or there was an accident, and the universe was restarted, would her room of artifacts and magic tools disappear?

"Brother Morpheus, are you asleep?" Harley shook the Sandman's robe, jumped into Ivy's dream, landed in a forest full of various plants, and shouted to the sky.

"Rumble" The blue sky and white clouds surged, forming a blurry face.