I want to have a date with Superman

People on Earth are not stupid, at least not all of them.

After the Krypton invasion, the Pentagon came up with the idea of ​​establishing a pan-solar system surveillance system.

Later, Wayne Group won this project and built a "deep space monitoring network."

When Harley returned to Earth from the Origin Wall, she greeted the deep space monitoring station and asked them to keep an eye on the green meteor-like alien invaders.

The monitoring station agreed.

Then, Abinsu disguised himself as an Earthling and monitored Harley for an unknown amount of time.

At this time, the monitoring station still did not issue any warning, and thousands of green lights had already surrounded the earth.

When the green light surrounded the earth, the monitoring station still did not issue an alarm because the signal was blocked.

Excluding the bug-level genetic technology of the Kryptonians, the overall technology of Krypton is actually far inferior to that of Oa with a history of billions of years. It is easier for the survivors of Krypton to do what they can do.

"Witch Harley, there are all Green Lanterns outside. You have no way to escape, so just surrender." The little blue man Gunther said coldly.

Bateman suddenly stood up and said seriously: "The third of the ten laws of the Green Lantern is not to interfere with the collective will of the people of any planet.

Article 4: Comply with local laws and obey orders from local authorities within reasonable limits.

Your behavior at this time has broken them all. "

The little blue man said indifferently: "The third premise is that your wishes do not harm the interests of other civilizations.

Article 4 makes it more clear that the green light will only obey the local government or other authoritative agencies within a reasonable range. "

Bateman's voice is still low and hoarse, but the volume has increased a lot: "Are the people on Earth arrogant and unreasonable? Aren't we trying to reason with the manager of Sector 2814 about Harley Quinn?"

"Abinsu made it very clear." The little blue man said calmly: "People on Earth do not have the ability and willingness to speak about the 'great principles of the universe'.

A very simple example is that primitive people on a closed island on earth went to the United States and roasted an American because of hunger.

In his heart, there are ten thousand reasons for doing so, and his companions fully recognize his reasons. The American judge will definitely listen to his reasons and use them as a reference for the judgment, but will never use his reasons as the basis for the trial. .

You are the primitive people who came out of the desert island, and what you think in your heart is only what you think is right.

You have not considered that the justice of the Americans who were roasted also needs to be served.

Nor will they consider that the interests of more Americans need to be protected.

Within the scope of the universe, the Green Lantern Corps has not clearly established a law not to destroy the Origin Wall, but all interstellar civilizations understand a common rule - the universe we live in must not be damaged.

Whether you do it intentionally or unintentionally, as long as you do it, you have to take responsibility for your actions. "

Bateman was startled. What the little blue man said seemed to make sense.

Even Bateman was lost in thought, while the others were quieter and said nothing.

Harley coughed lightly and finally made her official appearance, "Destroying the Origin Wall is equivalent to destroying the universe. Who said this?"

"Witch Harley, I won't talk to you," the little blue man's expression was more serious than ever before, "I know who you are, and I know your cunning skills of confusing right and wrong, hiding lies in your words, provoking conflicts, and deflecting conflicts. .

I will explain to an ordinary Earthling the justice and necessity of the Legion's actions, but I will not answer any of your questions or say a word to you.

Unless you are captured and taken to the Oa Star Judgment Hall. "

"The little blue man is right. As long as you talk to the witch, you will always be led into a trap by her." The mage audience nodded in agreement.

"It has been a month and a half since the Witch came back from the Origin Wall. However, the little blue men got the news as soon as she escaped. It can be seen that they have not been idle during this period and have been investigating her deeds.

There are so many lessons before us, and it’s time to be vigilant now. sighed his companion.

The mages felt that it was natural for the little blue man to ignore the witch.

But the heroes of Earth and the ordinary audience were shocked by the fierce reaction of the little blue man.

"Can't even speak," the clown Jerome murmured in a low voice, his eyes gradually showing a bit of fanatical admiration - the dignified law enforcement officer of the universe did not even dare to talk to the witch. The title of 'witch' is quite embarrassing.

I dare not talk to her, which shows how viral her words are.

Using words to ‘infect’ others has always been the ultimate art he pursues!

Why did she achieve it first?

The clown was filled with jealousy.

"I don't know if Lao Kamai watched the live TV broadcast." Cobot wiped the cold sweat from his forehead, turned to the Riddler Edward next to him and sighed: "She was fourteen years old when she killed more than a hundred GCPD in Bali Street, Lao Ka Mai was shocked and terrified.

How many years this time?

She has rushed out of Gotham, out of the United States, and even out of the earth, out of the solar system, out of the galaxy, at the border of the universe, fighting back and forth among hundreds of cosmic police.

The battle situation was even more tragic than before, with Green Lantern's losses exceeding 70%, and one of Fake's 'directors' also dead. "

"Alas, Harley Quinn will always be Harley Quinn. Even when she grows up and puts on the coat of a hero, she is still the 'god of crime' eternally worshiped by the characters in Gotham." The Riddler sighed.

"Our gang of scoundrels has been hanging out in Central City. The structure seems to be a bit small. No one in Gotham knows our name, and we are incomparable to Harley Quinn." In the corner of the back row of the audience, several people from Central City The super criminal had a complicated look on his face. When he looked at the woman on the stage, there was an imperceptible awe in his eyes.

"Alas, we are sitting back and looking at the sky. When we heard Bateman talk about Harley Quinn's control of Gotham's streets, we laughed loudly, "There is no one in Gotham, so a woman is king."

I even walked up to the clown and laughed at his incompetence. I was so scared by a woman that I helped an old lady cross the street."

Mirror Master sighed deeply and smiled bitterly: "The ignorant clown turned out to be myself.

Even the people in the universe know Harley Quinn's name as a witch.

The space police didn't even dare to talk to her. How ferocious was this?

The heroes of Gotham fear her, and rightfully so! "

"I don't know if it is difficult to destroy the origin wall. I also want to feel the honor of being treated seriously by the space police." The weather wizard touched his chin, his face full of yearning.

"The Origin Wall is too far. It's at the edge of the universe and we can't reach it. But it's a green light." Captain Leng raised his head and glanced at the green stars in the sky. The excitement and eagerness in his eyes withered quickly like a rose under the ice gun.

"Fake, that's too exaggerated. In order to deal with a cosmic criminal, the entire legion was actually dispatched. When the Central City police surrounded us, they blocked at most half the street. If the light was green, the entire earth was blocked." He cursed.

"A bunch of bumpkins who have never seen the world." At this time, a sarcastic voice came from not far away.

The heroes of the Rogue Gang turned around to look, only to see a hooded lone traveler with a masked face, sitting alone with no companions.

"What did you say?" A miniature tornado appeared in the palm of the weather wizard.

"The Green Lantern Corps are just making such a fuss, what are they if they aren't bumpkins?" the hooded man sneered.

"A mere green light?" Captain Leng looked up at the sky full of green stars again and swallowed, "That's such a big statement. If you dare, go kill a green light and let us see."

The hooded man's tone paused, "You see the world with your eyes, not your hands. Compared with the other enemies of the witch, the green light is really nothing."

"Does she have any more powerful enemies?" the gangster asked in surprise.

"There are too many."

The audience in the audience heatedly discussed the fierce reaction of the little blue man. Harley on the stage was silent for a moment, and after quietly communicating with the 'Quinn Team' through the big cross, she sighed: "This guardian said something high-sounding. The main principle can be summed up in one sentence - the people on earth are uncivilized and have no qualifications to reason with them."

All the people on earth were silent.

"The question is, is the advancement of civilization really directly proportional to the quality of thought?" Harley looked around at everyone, "Earthlings have not yet left the star system. Compared with interstellar civilization, they are very backward, but it is not that we have never seen it before. High civilization.

For example, Krypton.

I guess at the peak of Kryptonian civilization, it would be at least 50-50 equal to Green Light.

After all, Green Lantern only has a legion of 3,600 people, but Krypton has billions of steel bodies.

So, since the Kryptonian civilization is so advanced, does the Earth have no qualifications to discuss personal morality and responsibility for the universe with them? "

"Bullshit!" Harley smiled coldly, "Superman is far greater than his compatriots, but Superman was raised by a couple on Earth.

Zod and others want to exterminate species on Earth and rebuild the ecological environment of Krypton, which is extremely vicious.

But after we Earthlings captured them, we respected human rights and did not kill any prisoners of war, but sent them all back to the phantom space. "

"No matter what you say, it's useless. Your end is doomed today." Another dozen or so little blue men appeared next to Gunther, looking indifferently at Harley and the people on earth below. "You can not understand, you can complain and be angry. , you can also resist, we don’t care, evil must be punished, and no one can stop it.”

"However, your current domineering attitude is completely inconsistent with the "Ten Commandments of Green Lantern"." The Flash couldn't help but said.

"Don't be stupid, you haven't listened to all the ten rules of the Green Lantern at all." Harley said.

"Those laws are clearly stated, and the truth is greater than fists!" The Flash said in confusion.

Harley said: "The Second Law of the Green Lantern - the Green Lantern Corps unconditionally obeys any order from the Guardian of the Universe.

The Guardians can never go wrong, their word is law, and this is the essence of Green Lantern's Ten Commandments. "

"Uh." The expressions of the heroes were distorted.

“Fake, you are more shameless than the politicians on our planet,” the White House representative cursed, but his face was full of envy, “Politicians formulate the constitution, but politicians must also abide by the constitution.

The best we can do is leave a backdoor in the Constitution, but it would be better for these little blue people to legislate directly - their own words are the law.

The key is that they can still rule the legion for tens of millions of years, and no member has ever rebelled. Damn it, it's so enviable! "

"Witch Harley, I told you, nothing you say today will be of any use." The ring in the little blue man's hand began to melt into the form of a weapon, and the cold murderous intent locked Harley firmly.

Harley sighed: "This is what I call the third crisis on earth.

An unprecedented war will take place on Earth, but I didn’t expect it to happen today, at this moment.”

She stood up slowly and said in a slow but loud voice: "I am an American, and I have received more than 20 years of freedom, democracy, and equality education since I was a child.

My values ​​do not allow me to act like a slave without any resistance when my human rights are trampled upon by others.

The legal right to bear arms in the U.S. Constitution is prepared for this moment and to resist tyranny.

I am extremely grateful to the heroes who are willing to help me seek justice.

If you don't want to wade into the muddy water, please stand aside and listen to me roaring at these alien devils who judge the truth based on the size of their fists - Earthlings are not cowards. Earthlings have a strong backbone and will never give in to power! "

The expressions of the heroes were slightly distorted: You have shouted such slogans. If we stand on the sidelines and watch the show, wouldn't we become cowards and weak-backed?

"Guardians of the Universe, fellow Green Lanterns!" Superman sighed secretly, stood next to Harley, and said loudly: "Please listen to the wishes of us people on Earth!"

Bateman continued: "Please give Harley Quinn an open and fair trial on Earth that is convincing enough for the people on Earth."

"Justice, openness, justice!" Captain Atom shouted.

"Justice, openness, justice! People on earth will never submit to power!"

No matter what they thought in their hearts, the other heroes shouted along.