I want to have a date with Superman

Parker understood that he could no longer pretend to be dumbfounded.

That was an insult to the wizened little old man and a slander to his own intelligence.

More importantly, the old man had no intention of killing himself and seemed to want to cooperate with him.

"Mogit is a saint? What do you mean when you say I have a great future?" He opened his eyes and asked in confusion.

"Hey hey hey"

Seeing him speak, the little black old man with colorful ghost symbols on his face stared at him and laughed strangely.

"Have you not noticed that Mogit doesn't have a husband?"

Parker was indeed doubtful, but he thought that Mojit was a single mother. This kind of thing was very common in the United States. In Cuishan, which he considered a primitive tribe, it would be more normal.

The old man asked again: "Don't you feel the specialness of your body? You seldom eat, right? We are very poor here, and Mojit doesn't have milk to feed you."

But you are strong and strong, and your cry is so loud that it can be heard in my thatched shed from a distance of more than 100 meters. "

When Parker was reminded by him, he immediately realized something was wrong.

Yes, more than three weeks have passed since he was born, but he has eaten no more than 10 times. He is not full every time and is painfully hungry, but he is still full of energy and strength.

The crying was so loud that he thought all children could cry like this.

But he shouldn't ignore his physical condition and Mojit's living condition.

He knew very well how poor Mogit was.

But he is not thin, nor is he the reed stick baby seen on TV. Instead, he is dark and strong.

How could a mother who was too poor to eat or even express milk give birth to such a strong baby?

"Because you are the son of the devil." The old man said quietly.

"Am I the son of the devil? Oh my god!"

Parker was both surprised and very doubtful. How could such a legendary good thing happen to him?

He knew the rules of the Six Paths of Reincarnation Gate very well. It could indeed send people to be reincarnated as demon gods, but the requirements were extremely high. They had to save the multiverse in their previous lives to have enough merit.

But he didn't have any merit in his previous life. Hey, no, he had no merit, but he had Harley Quinn's blessing!

——In the next life, he will enter a wealthy family and be endowed with great power to control the world.

This was the wish he made when he entered the gate of reincarnation.

In his next life, he will have to come from a famous family, possess powerful magical talents, and cultivate great power like a god or a demon, so that he can truly rule the world.

He succeeded and his wish came true.

Although he has a poor background, his identity as the son of the devil is stronger than any other famous family. The key is the power in his body!

He wrongly blamed Harley Quinn, her blessing was too powerful.

No, the blessing that bitch gave to third-class people was far weaker than that of first- and second-class people.

She is unfair!

What he has achieved today is all due to his own efforts. Only if his mind is strong enough can he be blessed with this moment.

If he was given first-class treatment, his achievements would only be higher.

"Do you find it unbelievable?" Looking at his unpredictable expression, the little old man sighed: "It's hard for me to imagine that Witch Harley's reincarnation technique is so powerful.

Not to mention me, a great mage, even the majestic Demon Lord of the Underworld is completely unaware.

She probably wasn't bragging. Her persona of the God of Death came from the 'Lady Death' spoken by our ancient ancestors.

Therefore, her reincarnation technique is the most formal reincarnation technique. It is not evil or magic. It is just a fine-tuning of the laws of life and death in the universe.

That's why I'm willing to give you a chance to tell you this. "

The old man lowered his head, looked into his small eyes, and said earnestly: "Your rebirth is recognized by the laws of the universe. You are no longer an American, and the memory of your previous life is only your wisdom in this life.

The you now is the real you.

If you can understand this and accept this identity, I am willing to help you become a king. "

Parker has watched people for a lifetime and can see the hope and sincerity in the old man's eyes.

"Why?"

The old man was silent for a moment and said helplessly: "The son of the devil is not born so easily. For your birth, our Mossi tribe exhausted all our family resources. 99 strong men sacrificed their lives. Of the 199 young virgins, only your mother Mojit survived and succeeded. Pregnant.

We have paid such a high price, and of course we hope to get a big return.

You may not know this place called Cuishan.

Alas, now you at least know how poor and hungry we are.

We hope that the Son of the Demon God will use the power of gods and demons to change everything. You are the hope of the Mossi people. "

Parker put down half of his heart. With his experience and wisdom, he could judge that the old man was telling the truth.

"Who is the traitor who betrayed us? Why do you know?" he asked.

The rune-faced old man put his hand into the animal skins and fumbled around, and found a small thing that Parker was very familiar with.

"Tiantianshan Fruit Machine 6s! You actually have a mobile phone?"

He was shocked, as if he saw Xu Fu using Baidu Navigation to locate the neon in the Qin Dynasty.

The little old man turned on the phone skillfully and clicked on the "Puppy Comprehensive Video" APP. The screen suddenly turned white, with a small circle spinning there.

"Is it weird? I was also a fruit fan back then." The little old man looked nostalgic and melancholy, "In that year, Cuishan was still very wealthy, and the people had plenty to eat and drink, and they rode motorcycles.

When they heard that my old radio was broken, they bought a top-of-the-range version of the Paradise Mountain fruit machine to honor me."

He lowered his head and frowned at the spinning screen, "It was very powerful back then. When running these small and beautiful software, it would always open in seconds and never kill the background.

Nowadays, the Lexnote series is crazy about the hardware, and the mobile phone storage is already 64G. The software is getting bigger and bigger, and it can’t stand it anymore. "

As soon as he finished speaking, the screen flashed again, and the theme interface of Puppy Video Network appeared.

Parker glanced sideways at the stuck PPT screen and said, "Is this the latest version of the software? If you change it to an old version from a few years ago, it will still be as smooth as new."

The old man clicked on "History" and shook his head: "I know everything you said, but the old version didn't have a live broadcast column."

With just one glance, Parker's eyes widened. He scrolled up and down in the history. More than 90% of the dozens of live videos were sexy dances by girls with silk legs.

Fake, this old guy is actually a fellow man.

"Look at this." The old man opened a video. In the dark background, a man wearing a black mask and black clothes was talking there. He was talking about all the secrets of Harley Quinn helping the "Patriot" to be reborn. .

Seeing the shock and confusion on Parker's black face, the old man opened another news video from the Daily Planet.

The content inside made Parker somewhat baffled. It was that the United States had launched special operations in many places in the Middle East, killing many terrorists and causing many civilian casualties.

The old man remained silent and opened the analysis of an up owner with tens of millions of fans on the home page.

"To sum up, we can confirm that the list of reborn persons has been exposed, and some people or forces in the Middle East are hunting the reborn persons.

The reborn people are big bosses and hold many secrets and wealth.

In order to combat predators and eliminate the possibility of leakage of state secrets, the U.S. secret forces have taken many operations these days, causing considerable losses to someone or certain forces hidden in the Middle East.

Therefore, those forces became so angry that they simply put on black masks and exposed the secrets of the reborn to the world.

Now the public opinion in the United States is in an uproar, the world is in an uproar, the alien tourists are shocked, the universe is shocked, the American government is on the cusp of the storm, and even the Galaxy Admiral will inevitably fall into it.

Clearly, those forces succeeded. "A British golden retriever owner talked eloquently.

Parker suddenly realized, "So many things have happened these days."

"I want to buy a new mobile phone. I want the latest Tianshan Thirteen Breast Pork Max, the top version with 256G RAM and 500T storage." The rune-faced old man suddenly said.

Parker was stunned and didn't respond.

The old man said directly: "You have also watched the video just now. The secret account of the reborn person is no longer a secret."

"The secret account can only be used when I reach adulthood. It's not that I don't want to give it up, it's just to avoid being traced," Parker said.

The old man said quietly: "I have already shown my sincerity, and you also need to prove your sincerity to us.

Son of ‘God Han’, do you recognize the identity of the leader of the Mosi tribe in this life? "

"Of course." Parker said immediately and firmly.

He fully recognized the identity of the Son of God. As for the leader of the Mosi tribe, he was better than Bai Ding.

When he reaches adulthood, he can use this identity to lead the Cuishan tribe and even become the king of Africa.

"Then what are you worried about? We are your tribe and we will protect you desperately, and your money can protect the hungry tribesmen now.

Or do you only recognize the dignity of the son of the devil, but regard the people as mud? "The old man said, staring into his eyes.

Parker stared into his venomous old eyes for ten seconds before he couldn't bear it anymore and turned his head away.

He whispered a list of account numbers.

He saw the determination in the old man's eyes: He was not even willing to show his secret account, and he definitely did not recognize the identity of the tribal leader. In this case, what's the point of keeping you?

He had no choice when he was on the sword.

A week later, the Mets.

Ocean Park outside the Galaxy Court.

Emma felt like she was living in a dream these days.

Meeting his childhood best friend and being infected with the mutated Amojo virus were all normal.

But a widow in her thirties, with a seven-year-old son, who was not too rich and powerful, was madly shown love by a noble alien prince in front of alien nobles, and was even held hostage in public. Give her a diamond ring, kneel in front of her and propose to her

Even China’s “workplace dramas with female protagonists” would not dare to shoot like this.

Reality just happened, happened to herself.

"My dear, Prince Franco, you, you" Emma covered her mouth, stammering and unable to speak.

Prince Franco, wearing a transparent bubble helmet, knelt on one knee, holding a ring inlaid with dove egg-sized, sparkling silver diamonds. His handsome face was filled with a gentle smile, and he said affectionately: "Emma, I love you, you are the most beautiful scenery and the greatest miracle I have ever encountered on earth, I believe you are my final destination, marry me."

"I'm going to buy you, I'm going to buy you~~~" Elf-faced Dottie and Elf-faced Serena beside them both shouted excitedly, "Prince Franco is so romantic, Emma, ​​promise him, you must promise." Him."

"With the stars above, what Prince Franco holds in his hand is the legendary 'Marrow of the Starry Sky', which is the original matter of the universe ejected from the white hole.

It is usually only the size of a grain of rice, and it is difficult to find one even after tens of thousands of years. His was actually as big as a pigeon egg. "The alien lady with a flat head wearing a transparent bubble on her head rubbed her chest and exclaimed.

Almost all aliens on Earth today wear a transparent bubble helmet.

Unlike the bubble hood of the Draco in "One Piece", the alien's helmet is made of a force field and only has the function of filtering the air. When there is no light reflection, the bubbles are almost invisible.

Even with the new Luther vaccine, the aliens have not given up on protecting themselves.

"Omaika, it turns out to be the Essence of the Starry Sky. Although this is the first time I've heard of it, you can tell how precious it is after hearing the introduction.

Who is that woman? Although he looks very ordinary, why did he get a proposal from an alien prince? "In the park, many women on earth began to have sour water in their mouths, and felt all kinds of envy, jealousy, and hatred in their hearts.

"Do you know who the prince is? There have been so many alien guests recently that I don't even recognize them." A visitor from Earth asked about the origin of the prince.

"It seems to be a medium civilization empire in the sector next to us. The territory is not too large, only four to five hundred light years."

"Fake, four to five hundred light years is not a long time?"

"Four to five hundred light-years is really not that big. Lann spans four sectors, tens of millions of light-years, that's terrifying."

"How many Ranns are there in the universe?"

"Promise him, promise him." someone shouted.

"Promise him, promise him."

Everyone at the scene started cheering, and even the superheroes patrolling in the distance looked over curiously.

"Franco" Emma's eyes were red, her lips were trembling, she couldn't help herself, "I, I"

"Buzz buzz"

At this moment, a dense buzzing sound suddenly came from her ears, like a swarm of flies flying from behind.

Emma subconsciously turned her head, and sure enough she saw a cluster of black dots flying past her ears, so fast that she couldn't see the appearance of the fly.

"Uh-huh." Prince Franco groaned, and the tenderness on his face turned into a strange and surprised expression.

"Franco, you-" Emma blinked her eyes. Prince Franco's force field hood did not disappear, but the group of "flies" disappeared. They seemed to have got into Franco's mouth?

No, the force field hood can even block viruses, let alone bigger flies?

She was dazzled.

"Gudong, Gudong." As soon as she thought about this, the prince's belly in front of her began to sound like a drum.

"I" Prince Franco stood up, his eyes became crazy because of his hunger, "Emma, ​​I'm sorry, I'm a little hungry."

Under the surprised eyes of Emma and everyone, the prince quickly ran to the hot dog stand on the edge of the lawn, "Give me something to eat, hurry up, I'm so hungry."

"I only have hamburgers, French fries and hot dogs here. They are all ordinary junk food. Your Highness, are you sure you want to eat them?" the stall owner said hesitantly.

His food is absolutely safe and hygienic, not junk at all.

His craftsmanship is also outstanding, and he has more than ten years of experience in the industry. He is confident even when entertaining a head of state.

But the alien prince.

He watches puppy videos every day and has heard popular science from the up owner. Aliens and Earthlings have different genes and physiological structures. Many Earthly delicacies are poisonous to aliens.

"Well, wow." His Royal Highness expressed his attitude with practical actions. He was so hungry that he directly reached out to grab the sausages and bread on the grill, and stuffed them into his mouth without fear of burning them.

"You——" the stall owner was shocked.

"I'm sorry, he's too hungry. I'll pay the bill." Emma trotted over and apologized.

"I still want to eat, give it to me~~"

Barely chewing, he swallowed all the bread and sausages in three gulps. His Royal Highness became even hungrier and roared at the stall owner with red eyes.

"Your Highness, your face~~" The stall owner pointed at him in horror, his body and voice trembling.

Emma stared at the prince's dirty cheeks, and her complexion changed drastically. The prince's face was visibly thinner, and now he was skin and bones.

"Chichi—" Without getting the food, the prince directly picked up the ketchup and mustard and squeezed it into his mouth.

"No, Franco, what's wrong with you?" Emma hurriedly tried to dissuade her, but the prince howled, threw away the crushed bottle, threw her to the ground, seemed to be going crazy, and tore her skirt to pieces. Put it in your mouth.

After swallowing the skirt cloth into his stomach, he became thinner and more crazy. He threw Emma down at once, and wanted to bite her flesh on her fair and round arm with his teeth, as if he was chewing a chicken leg. A mouthful of blood.

"Oh, No—"

Dotty, who was following, yelled, jumped two meters high, and kicked the side while gliding two and a half meters in mid-air, "Bang~~~"

Prince Franco was kicked seven or eight meters away. He groaned a few times on the lawn, "Hungry, I'm hungry." Then he remained motionless and breathless.

"Oops, no, I forgot that I had eaten the magic fruit, which gave me great strength, and I accidentally beat Prince Franco to death. I, I didn't mean to do it." Dottie reacted with fright and turned pale.

"He seemed to have died of hunger, at least he wasn't kicked to death by you." A low, hoarse voice said.

"Battman?" Doty blinked and saw a black bat squatting next to the prince.

"How could you starve to death? This is ridiculous." Emma climbed up and said in disbelief, holding her bleeding chest.

"Hopefully it's just an unknown infectious disease."

Batman stared at the flies beside the prince's dry lips, and his hoarse voice became more solemn.