I want to have a date with Superman

"Why did you think of forming a 'suicide squad'?" Harley asked curiously.

At this time, a month has passed since the Ghost Change, and the aftermath of the lifting of the hell ban has almost subsided.

The main reason is that not many people died in the United States, and it has experienced enough crisis events. Even Lois Lane, after doing three series of programs, turned her attention to "the first battle of the new Green Lantern Corps-dissolving Lan Lan". The galactic event of the Ensenagan Conflict.

After becoming the "Welder of the Underworld", Harley wandered around Limbo for a few times, and did catch a few demons who escaped from hell illegally, but the efficiency was too low, and she did not collect a total of 0.1 power.

She was tired of it.

He gave up swallowing demons to increase his magic power, chose the more cost-effective experience-based upgrade, and started frequent trips to the Genesis Star and Silver City.

Until last night, she received an encrypted email from Amanda Waller, which contained a plan for forming a suicide squad.

Then we drove the blimp to the metropolis this morning.

Well, Yebi was stabbed in the waist, and he still hasn't recovered yet. Harley can only use the Archimedes airship as a means of transportation again.

“Some jobs come from Mr. President, some jobs come from a certain general in the Pentagon, and some jobs I want to do myself, but they cannot be handed over to ordinary agents because they are not capable enough.

We can't leave it to the Justice League. We don't have enough ability to drive them. "Amanda said.

"There are two difficulties in the plan. The first is superheroes, and the other is Congress. The Suicide Squad violates too many laws and ethics, and neither superheroes nor elected members will agree," Harley said.

Amanda's eyes flashed, "For me, the only difficulty is convincing you."

Harley gave her a meaningful look, "When we first met, you were still a newbie in the FBI——"

"No, I already had 10 years of agent experience at that time." Waller said.

"Yes, new FBI leader."

Waller did not refute this time. She had indeed just been promoted that year and barely entered the senior ranks of the FBI.

"That was 12 years ago. You still had long legs and a slender figure with a sense of strength."

Wo Pang lowered his head and glanced at his bucket waist and elephant legs. If he lowered his head harder, he could even see his double chin.

"Although I'm a little bloated, my body is still full of strength." She said confidently.

Then she raised her head again and looked at Harry in confusion, "What are you talking about?"

"Your current figure is very abnormal. With your professional ethics and living habits, you should maintain a sexy and fit figure even now 12 years later.

So I made a guess. Although you have never been married and there is no record of childbirth in your medical insurance file, you should have secretly given birth to a child.

Obesity is not a matter of gluttony or lack of exercise, but a sequelae of childbirth in women, right? "

Amanda's pupils shrank, "If someone else said this, I would refute it with hundreds of reasons, but for you... yes, you guessed it, this has something to do with the suicide squad plan?"

Harley patted her shoulder and sighed: "What I can guess, your enemies will also suspect.

This plan will bring you an endless supply of terrifying and cruel enemies.

All the super criminals you choose and put bombs in their heads will hate you.

You also have weaknesses, and they are easy to catch. There is an old saying in Gotham, the fewer weaknesses people have, the better their lives will be. "

Amanda pursed her lips and said with sharp eyes: "I won't give them a chance."

Harley flicked the plan document in her hand, "It's clearly written on it. If the team members complete the mission, they will definitely get a reduced sentence.

As long as their sentences are reduced, they can regain their freedom.

If you want to build a suicide squad according to this plan, you must stick to the rules to the end.

We are a government agency after all, so we have to save face and not keep our word.

God cannot guarantee whether the super criminal will target you after he is freed. "

"First of all, they can't find my daughter; secondly, there are very few people who can gain freedom through missions; and finally, even if they are released from prison, they will come back soon.

If they can insist on not breaking the law after being released from prison, they will not be super criminals. "Amanda said.

"Well, the only obstacle I have for you is my concern for your safety. If you don't have a problem, I won't be your problem."

Amanda breathed a sigh of relief when her goal was achieved, and handed over another document, "This is the list of preliminary members. Check to see if you are satisfied."

Harry didn't take the document and shook his head: "You are the president of the Sky Eye Society. Your subordinates are not necessarily my subordinates. It doesn't matter whether I am satisfied or not. You are responsible for them."

Amanda said: "You may pay special attention to two of them."

"who?"

"Deadshot and Laughing Scar."

"Ladon." Harley sighed and said, "During Brainiac's crisis, he joined my team, saved the earth, and became a famous hero in the galaxy."

Amanda said: "He is a killer, he was a killer before, and he continued to be a killer later, with many murders on his body.

Bateman never got used to him and arrested him several times and sent him to Blackgate Prison. His reputation as a hero has long been tarnished. "

"Where's the smile scar? What's so special about him? I don't even know him." Harley asked curiously.

It is impossible not to know.

After all, Laughing Scar is also Gotham's most popular rookie, and has appeared on Gotham's evening news many times.

Just because of the clown face with its mouth cut off, Harley will always remember it once she sees it.

After all, that is the iconic face of the Joker.

However, she only remembered him and didn't pay much attention to him.

Because in Harley's heart, the real Jerome the Clown committed suicide a long time ago.

After being dead for several years, the plot of the clown ended prematurely.

Well, Harley, who only had a superficial knowledge of DC in her previous life, didn’t know that there were three real clowns in Gotham.

Not the first or second generation, they are all clowns.

"Cobot has systematically reduced regular criminal activities in recent years. It is rumored that Laughing Scar is the next generation of 'Gotham Governor'." Amanda stared at Harley's expression and said carefully: "If I program him into the team, he won’t be able to return to Arkham Asylum, and he won’t be able to return to Gotham and become a big boss.”

——If you need Laughing Scar to succeed Cobot and maintain the situation in Gotham, then I won’t recruit him.

Harley understood and said calmly: "Although I need Gotham to be stable, I never ask for help from anyone. I will kill anyone who makes Gotham unstable until Gotham is stable."

"I see."

"What are your selection criteria? I can understand Lawton. He has good marksmanship, great skills, and excellent leadership skills. He can be the captain, laugh scar."

Harry thought carefully about his impression of him. Judging from the extremely limited information, he seemed to be a Cobot-type Taoist godfather.

What can "The Godfather" do by joining the Suicide Squad?

"Does Laughing Scar have any special talent other than the Taoist Godfather?"

"I value him because Bateman values ​​him extremely."

Harley was speechless: "What reason is this? Is it possible that you are also a Bateman fan?"

Wo Pang explained: "The method of controlling the bomb in the brain is only 100% effective on criminals with ordinary abilities.

But the suicide squad needs to complete difficult tasks to prove its worth to the White House and the Pentagon, so the members must be strong enough.

The ability is strong, but the super power cannot be too strong.

Then we can only look for more super criminals with flexible minds, superb fighting skills, and who do not rely on superpowers to make a living.

To put it bluntly, I really hope to have dozens of Batemans and Green Arrows under my command.

But there’s no way I’m going to take action against a superhero.

And what kind of superhero will have what kind of super criminal as his enemy.

Therefore, the captain and vice-captain of the Suicide Squad are both Gothamites, and they are also Batman's 'eternal enemies'.

Well, most of the members of the Suicide Squad are from Gotham or Star City and are enemies of Batman and Green Arrow. "

Harley didn't know what means Waller used, but in short, she convinced the Justice League.

Instead of persuading them to accept the suicide squad system, they recognized the existence of the suicide squad and asked Zhenglian to only supervise it and not obstruct it.

As for the White House and Pentagon.

There is no need for persuasion at all. The only question lies in the government's support for this project.

Belle Reve Prison, Louisiana, headquarters of the Suicide Squad.

At this time, super criminals have been transferred from prisons in major cities.

A long alloy floor corridor, with a row of about 10 square meters of cells on each side, one-piece alloy walls, floors and ceilings, and transparent aviation glass cell doors. The lights inside are bright and the furnishings are simple. The prison guards patrolling the corridor can See any behavior of the prisoner at a glance.

When Harley appeared in the corridor, most of the super criminals who were engaged in their respective activities turned pale and huddled in the corner, motionless and pretending to be dead.

The rest were newcomers who had "never seen the world". They were all curious and lying at the window to look at her. Some people shouted excitedly at her.

"Hey, Admiral of the Galaxy? Are aliens or demons invading the earth again? Are you here to choose a 'Watcher'? Choose me, I am a super strong man, and I also love peace.

I'm ready, I swear!

In the sweet dreams I have had in my life, the number of times I was recruited to become a great watcher by you is more than the number of times I, Mengyi, have. "

Harley turned her head and glanced at the guy. He was a big man with an upright and simple face.

The fat female secretary Wo noticed her actions and immediately explained: "He is the peacemaker, a psychopath who is willing to kill the entire world for world peace."

"Change the prison door to be one-way transparent and one-way soundproof." Harley said.

The female secretary only made a gesture to the monitoring head. Their senses did not change. The cell door was still transparent and sounds could still be heard from the speakers above the door, but the people in the cell could no longer receive information from the outside world.

At the entrance to the dead body, Harley stopped. When the cell door opened, she waved her secretary to push it open and walked in directly.

Even though he was secretly designated as a candidate for captain, Lawton did not receive special treatment.

A metal bed board welded to the wall and a toilet were gone.

When Harley entered, Lawton was meditating on the floor while standing on his head in a one-finger Zen posture.

"Miss Quinn?!" Lawton was surprised and embarrassed when he saw Harley.

"You were quite cautious in the past few years and were almost never caught. What's going on recently?"

Deadshot has been following her for several years, and he has developed good kung fu and marksmanship. He is also cautious and cautious. He has also acquired a lot of alien equipment. He is a 5.0 Promax version of "Deadshot" - at least five times stronger than the original version. level.

"Baitman's strength has improved so much that I was caught off guard."

The corners of Harley's mouth twitched. She had forgotten that Bateman had been attending special training at Heaven Mountain every day recently and had evolved to the 10.0 ultra version.

Lawton said respectfully: "I was unlucky this time. I happened to meet my daughter on the way to escape. Alas, she admires the Justice League and thinks that Bateman, the giant of the Justice League, must be right, so she cried and asked me to stop fighting. "

Harley felt that he should have earned it. With his daughter present, Bateman would at least not routinely beat people into the ICU.

"Let me be blunt, Waller plans to form a suicide squad."

She explained the Suicide Squad plan and handed Deadshot the second option.

"You go back to Blackgate Prison and wait for the next crisis on earth. I will recruit you to join the team and ask for a pardon from Mr. President for your contribution to saving the world. But then you have to give up your career as a killer completely and become a serious person who at least appears to be serious. "

If he continues to be a super criminal, Bateman will definitely continue to target and arrest him, and her help to him will be meaningless.