I want to have a date with Superman

"Everyone, I have good news and bad news now. Which one do you want to hear first?"

After General Lane left, Harley immediately went to the headquarters of the Justice League. Not only the eight major members of the Justice League were present, but also the "big bosses" of the hero gangs such as the Justice Society, the Freedom Fighters, etc. were also called over.

"Is there any news about the time crisis? The crisis has finally arrived?" Dachao asked worriedly.

"Uh, no. By the way, have you found any useful information during this time?"

Harley is a little embarrassed. Recently, she has been busy venting anger with the Justice League about Mongo, and she has slightly ignored the time crisis that "shocks the multiverse and affects the future destiny of the multiverse."

However, she also has her own frustrations.

To understand the details of the time crisis, the best way is to jump into the river of time, wander up and down the river, experience and observe it yourself, and then you can find the problem more accurately.

However, she is now "blocked" by the Lord of Time and cannot enter the river of time.

"Olian said that Heavenly Father is also paying attention to this time crisis, but Heavenly Father can't do anything about it. Time is not his area of ​​expertise. But Metron has the idea of ​​joining forces with us." Dachao said.

"Metron, the God of Knowledge? Didn't he accompany Heavenly Father to find the equation of life at the Origin Wall?" Harley asked strangely.

Dachao shook his head and said: "I don't quite understand his thoughts. He just suddenly appeared in the watchtower a month ago, sitting on that weird chair.

I wasn't there at the time.

He told Cyborg that he was about to enter the river of time to check the crisis, and let us rectify our armaments and prepare for a war. "

"It's good news that there are people volunteering." Harley nodded lightly.

Bateman said solemnly: "We cannot completely rely on Metron, he is not even willing to communicate his plans and ideas with us.

We can cooperate with him, but we cannot follow his rhythm.

Unless he candidly explain why he personally participated in this crisis. "

Harley nodded again, "We should indeed understand his purpose. This is not the first time the earth has encountered a crisis. Why did it jump out this time?"

Old Green Lantern Alan Scott said: "Harley, you haven't been to the Tower of Destiny for a long time, right?"

"The God King of Naboo is a loner. I had a little quarrel with him last time."

Old Green Lantern's expression remained unchanged, but he was complaining in his heart. By coincidence, Nabu also said that you were cunning, arrogant, arrogant, insidious, vicious, ignorant of the overall situation, disrespectful to the elders, and only interested in profit. It was more than two hundred words. To describe you as being difficult to get along with.

"From the beginning of the time crisis to today, Doctor Fate has held three 'Wizard Meetings'."

"I do know that."

If she hadn't known that Dr. Destiny was leading a group of magic masters to investigate the time crisis, she wouldn't have been so leisurely.

"I think you should go see Kent, he has a big plan." Alan Scott said.

"what's the plan?"

"The God King of Naboo has not revealed it yet."

"Is it possible that the ghost has reappeared?" Harley guessed.

Naboo and Ghost had a good relationship, that was one thing.

Another reason is the attitude of heaven.

It is impossible for heaven to pay no attention to major events related to the restart of the universe.

However, she once approached Tian Zhisheng to ask if there were any "crisis missions" she could take on.

If she has a mission, she can make extra money.

But the voice of heaven said that there is no heaven that is not involved in this crisis.

"You are the young master of Heaven, and you still don't know about the ghost?" Wonder Woman asked.

"Last time I asked the voice of the sky, I didn't get the exact information, and the ghost was still sleeping."

Harry shook his head and said: "Forget it, today's theme is not time crisis. Let's leave this issue to the next time."

"It's not a time crisis, why did you hold a hero meeting?" Bateman asked.

"This isn't a Heroes' Meeting." Harley looked around, "Well, it's almost the size of a Heroes' Meeting.

There is indeed something big going on for you this time, and the military plans to take action against Meng Ge.

It is also a black magic sacrifice, so you must be prepared. "

"This" the heroes were stunned for a moment, and then they all had complicated expressions and remained silent, only gesturing to each other with their eyes.

They made eye contact for a while, then sat there again, with their heads lowered, not moving or talking.

"Hero Leader" Da Chao sighed helplessly and said in a low voice: "Is it just for this or that?"

"Are you trying to say 'little things like this'?" Harley looked at him with a half-smile, making him lower his head again.

"Only for a bad guy like me, dying is a trivial matter. For you superheroes, the murder of a well-known celebrity boss is definitely a big event that deserves great attention.

Just like last time, how efficient you are!

Gordon revealed the secret in the morning. Before noon, you, together with many large hero organizations, had joined forces to build the "strongest magic defense network in the universe". "

"You called us to a meeting just to ridicule us?" Uncle Sam said displeased: "Harry, I didn't participate in your bad things. You shouldn't involve me in it."

"You mean, you don't care about Meng Ge's life or death?" Harley asked.

"I have killed ten times more people than you have killed." Old Sam said proudly.

Harley was stunned for a moment before she remembered that this old guy was a veteran of World War II who had fought for 40 years. His hands were stained with blood and he killed people without calculation.

"You are a representative of the United States, and the United States talks about human rights." She reminded.

"Mongo is not an American." Uncle Sam said it simply and easily.

Harley asked with a dull face: "Then why didn't you stand up against the Alien Crimes Bill before?"

"Alas, as a believer in God, my way of survival is destined not to be as showy as yours." Uncle Sam sighed.

If he causes a large-scale controversy on a certain topic, and is rejected by the "opposition" people, his power will be dissipated at best, or he will be completely pissed off at worst.

"You said there are two pieces of news, one good news and one bad news." Wonder Woman asked.

Harley smiled strangely, "Tell me, the military plans to kill Meng Ge. Is this good news or bad news?"

"Of course -" Wonder Woman wanted to blurt out, but the words were stuck in her throat.

"Hahaha!" Harley glanced at the superheroes who were as confused as she was, threw her head back and laughed heartily. She felt that the previous frustration caused by "Wei Zheng's death" was gone, and her thoughts became clearer than ever before.

"Are you kidding us?" Bateman looked gloomy.

"You mean, I shouldn't have come to inform you about this? Someone is going to die, Mongo, the world-famous super criminal, he is going to be illegally murdered!

A serious violation of the Alien Crimes Act. You don't care about such an important thing? "

Harley pointed at him and laughed, "Oh, I understand, this is good news for you, you can finally get out of the "Mongo Prison Break" morass.

And you don’t need to take action, the dirty work is done by the government, and they will bear the blame. "

Speaking of this, her expression changed deliberately, "Oh, I'm sorry, I should pretend not to know so that you can pretend not to know either.

Now that I say it directly, the good news that was originally worthy of joy has become so embarrassing and embarrassing. "

Bateman's face turned red and blue, feeling so embarrassed and embarrassed.

The faces of the surrounding superheroes seemed to be on a color palette, with various colors appearing alternately. It was so awkward and embarrassing.

The feeling now is like a boy who couldn't hold himself back and accidentally broke into the women's restroom. There is no small door in the toilet cubicle. As a result, as soon as he took off his pants, a group of girls came in chattering. The boy was rushing down and was forcefully held back. His back and forehead were A layer of hot sweat broke out, and my head was empty, only confused.

"By the way, this is also bad news."

Harry felt sorry for himself and continued to laugh happily: "Some people should think this is bad news, right?

You are righteous superheroes!

Definitely don't want a murder to happen.

Now the generals in the Pentagon are taking the lead in violating laws and disciplines and want to kill people, kill people!

You will definitely stop it, but you are worried about conflict with the military. This should be very difficult, right? "

The heroes still didn't speak, and only stared at her with resentful eyes.

"Look what I'm doing? I'm doing it for your own good. I bring you good news to make you happy; and I bring you bad news to make you wary."

Stared at them with all kinds of complex looks, Harry remained cheerful, not sitting on pins and needles or having thorns in his back.

"You said such words and made the situation so embarrassing. Don't you feel embarrassed?" Neptune bared his teeth.

Harry raised his chin slightly, with a calm expression on his face, and said in a loud voice: "I am a serious person, I speak serious words, I am upright, and I am worthy of heaven and earth. Why should I be embarrassed?"

"We have never done anything to offend the conscience of heaven and earth!" Dachao said excitedly.

"Then what are you embarrassed about? What are you embarrassed about?"

Big super misfire.

Bateman said in a low voice: "Are you here to cause trouble today?"

"Why are you looking for trouble? I'm here to have fun. Hahaha, I'm so happy to see your tangled and embarrassed expressions!"

Harley made no secret of her badness, and everything she was thinking was shown on her face.

“This is not the end, there are still good things to watch next.

See if Mongo is dead or alive.

If Meng Ge dies, hahaha, what does that mean?

It means that you did not stop the military's actions, it means that you also want him dead, and it means that your previous justice and kindness have become a piece of shit.

If Meng Ge lives, it means that you have blocked the military's actions. Hahaha, he will definitely escape from prison again, and there will definitely be countless casualties again. Your kindness and justice will bring only death and sorrow to the people of the earth.

Hahaha. Now that I have said it all, it will be harder for you to do it, right? Hahaha--"

"I can not stand it any more."

The sound was still spreading in the air, and the old Flash suddenly disappeared without a trace.

This kind of reaction and this kind of speed confused Harry who couldn't stop laughing.

"Now is the world of young people. The Justice Society has become a nursing home. We are old and will no longer participate in your affairs."

The old green light was stunned for a moment, and disappeared with a "whoosh", leaving behind an illusion of green light and said slowly.

"The freedom fighters only protect the United States and do not participate in any political activities. Farewell!" Uncle Sam shrank rapidly, shrinking from a 1.85-meter-strong old man to 1.7 meters to 1.6 meters, and finally became air.

Frankenstein looked around, stood up and said: "Shadow Bureau——"

Harley immediately stopped him: "Don't even think about running away from the Shadow Bureau. You stopped Gordon last time, and you have to take a stand this time. Tell me, is it good news or bad news that the military wants to murder Mongo?"

"I don't know, I have to ask the director." Frankenstein picked at the back of his patched head and looked at the Zhenglian giant seemingly innocently, "And the Bureau of Shadows is only a subordinate. Whatever the Justice League says, we will do it. What."

When the Zhenglian giant heard this, his face became even more foul-smelling and his expression became even more embarrassing.

"Well, Tearman, you first express your opinion, is the news I brought today good or bad?"

Dachao held his head, his expression distorted and painful, "Harry, you win, I have never felt as uncomfortable as today in my life."

The Flash raised his hand and said: "Harley, why don't I go to the timeline to investigate the news of the time crisis, and I won't be involved in Mongo's matter?"

Harley smiled meaningfully and said, "It's so dangerous to travel through the river of time."

"I'm not afraid." After a pause, he sighed again: "No matter how dangerous it is, it's better to be punished by you."

Aquaman immediately agreed, "I'd rather deal with Darkseid and Doomsday."

"Who says it isn't? Before today, I was worried about the time crisis. After today," Wonder Woman sighed, "nothing can make me feel worse."