I Don’t Want to Win Lying Down

Really blown!

I never expected that the miracle would happen so suddenly...and the fall was terrible. The oil crisis directly triggered the US stock debt crisis, which caused investors to lose confidence in the market. I have to say...Mr. Yang really predicted too much Accurate!

This... the lifetime series! An employee at the scene looked at the suspended U.S. stocks, and his whole brain froze. It fell from 31,000 to 28,500. This can no longer be measured by money. Because the collapse of the US stock market will trigger a world economic crisis.

at this time,

Yang Xiaoman's heart hanging on the tip of the knife finally let go. This time the circuit breaker completely punctured the strongest bubble in the US stock market. In fact...all of this is very accidental. The right time and place are indispensable. First of all It is the debt maturity problem of US stocks, which is the foundation of its collapse.

However, the sharp drop in oil has completely triggered investors' sense of crisis, and they realized that... in fact, there are big problems in the United States.

Boss Yang?

Can you predict to what extent the U.S. stock market will collapse in the next few days? an employee asked curiously.

To what extent?

It fell to about 20,000 points, and then rebounded one after another...but we will withdraw at 20,000 points! Yang Xiaoman said indifferently: I can only predict until here... When will we reach 20,000 points? I don't know for sure...but with such a circuit breaker, there will be a series of problems after that.

Bold prediction!

It will reach 20,000 points in two weeks. Yang Xiaoman said seriously: Of course it may be advanced or postponed, so everyone should work hard for a while, and then I will give everyone annual leave with pay. That kind of annual leave!

remember!

It's all the members of the entire company, all of whom are on vacation for one year...with pay! Yang Xiaoman said with a smile.

paid annual leave,

This is something only Mr. Yang can do...

after,

Xiaoman left the war room and came to her office in a hurry. When she walked into the lounge, she saw her husband was sleeping soundly, she tiptoed to him, then sat on the head of the bed, stretched out her hand to rub rubbed his head.

...

at this time,

Xiaoman didn't know what to say, he didn't have any sense of victory, and all of this was because he saw his husband, and he said it so eloquently... During this period of time, he probably also broke his heart, comparing himself to the family All the money was taken out, as well as the billions of dollars in his hands.

If this is a loss...

It's all over!

but,

Yang Xiaoman gently stroked her husband's cheek, and said angrily: But this is not the reason for me to forgive you, you Xu Da pig's hooves... stare and swallow dung and commit suicide!

Of course...Xu Mang naturally wouldn't be cruel to that extent, let Xu Mang really commit suicide by swallowing dung, just married not long ago, being a widow...how could it be possible, plus there are children Yes, that's even more impossible.

But the death penalty can be avoided, but the life penalty cannot be escaped, so he must be tortured for a while, and let him know what it means to be the head of the family!

At this time,

All the past experiences of being bullied by Xu Mang flooded into her brain again, which made Xiaoman very angry. She felt that she was very wronged. She had paid so much for this family, but this guy knew how to bully people all day long. for fun.

...

the next day,

Xu Mang woke up from the dream of the US stock market soaring,

I couldn't help stretching, glanced at my wife next to me, and then breathed a sigh of relief. The day of continuing to lose money began... I don't know how long my wife can carry it.

It's almost done, I must beat myself to the bone... This little woman... I didn't think her head was so hard before, but this time it is too hard, right?

Pick up the phone from the bed,

Xu Mang unlocked it silently, and then searched the Internet to see how many points the US stock market reached. In his dream...it had reached 33,000 points. It is usually said that it is the opposite in dreams, but that is just a fantasy. , how is it possible!

I...

Xu Mang,

Guaranteed by the head, this is impossible!

However,

The next second... I was taught to be a human by reality.

Xu Mang: Σ(`д'*ノ)ノ

Fuck!

What... what happened?

Looking at the numbers on the phone screen, Xu Mang fell into a moment of confusion. He even felt that he was dreaming. Then he squeezed his arm, and felt a sharp pain in an instant. Xu Mang clearly realized for a while, I am so in reality!

no no no no no...

I... I just fell asleep normally, why did I fall to the fuse when I woke up?

this...

What the hell is going on?

Xu Mang tried to use physics to explain this kind of thing, after much deliberation... Is this the legendary Schrodinger's stock market?

It's over, it's over...

It's all fucked up now! Xu Mang thought of what he had boasted about before, such as the U.S. stock market crash, and committing suicide by swallowing dung... He never expected that the retribution would come so quickly, and it was only a few days later Time, this is the legendary present report?

Putting on his underwear carefully, Xu Mang planned to go home and hide for a few days, but at this moment... Xiaoman suddenly spoke.

how?

Want to run away?

Yang Xiaoman's voice came from behind, almost scaring Xu Mang into the urine.

Fuck!

Old...wife?

It's been hard work, my husband, I'm going to help you make some breakfast. Xu Mang said awkwardly without smiling, What do you want to eat? Shall I go buy you some wontons? Uh... how about the three delicacies small wontons? Like? It must be very good!

don't want!

I want to watch the live broadcast! Yang Xiaoman showed a smug smile: Didn't you say... as soon as the US stock market meltdown occurs, you will commit suicide by swallowing excrement? Then please start your performance!

Whoops!

I go...

As expected... This is to obliterate my husband!

Hey hey...

Don't make trouble! Xu Mang got into the bed with a smile, slowly hugged Xiaoman into his arms, touched her little head, and said, Wife...I'm your husband anyway... You just have the heart to watch your child become a member of a single-parent family?

I can't bear to...

Give the child a complete family, that's what we have to consider. Xu Mang said seriously, Don't talk about this kind of thing in the future, it's completely desecrating the noble love between us, I won't let you do that !

Yang Xiaoman: (￣△￣;)

he...

What kind of mentality did he use to say these words?

This cheek is too thick!

Also... If it wasn't for him chasing and beating me hard at the beginning, how could my mother be in the right place?

snort!

I owe you this dung first! Yang Xiaoman rolled his eyes, and said angrily: You think it's over? This is just the prelude to the big crash, and it will fall all the way to around 20,000 points, just watch it. ..It can definitely drop to less than 20,000 points!

Xu Mang didn't dare to say anything, but he was very unconvinced in his heart. It was just a mistake...

how?

Looking at your expression, it seems a bit unconvinced? Yang Xiaoman said arrogantly: If you are not convinced...then compare!

Compare!

Who is afraid of whom! Xu Mang also went all out, anyway, he already owed a meal, so what's the harm in owed a few more?

Do you believe it fell below 20,000 points? Yang Xiaoman asked.

Do not believe!

You don't believe me, right? Yang Xiaoman hurriedly said, Since you don't believe it... then we'll bet on this. If it reaches below 20,000 points, you will contract all the housework in the future. If it doesn't reach 20,000 points... I will do the housework.

Xu Mang: (￢_￢)

Talk like you've done housework,

I didn't do it that day?

Hello?

What expression do you have? Yang Xiaoman said angrily, I will do what I say!

All right, all right!

Sudden,

Xu Mang's cell phone rang, and the caller was Chen Xi.

Turn on the amplifier!

oh...

Get on the phone and press the loudspeaker.

Hello?

Brother... When will you perform suicide by swallowing dung? Chen Xi said with a smile: Xiao Qiong and I bought two tickets for VIP seats in advance. If you will perform at that time, you must notify in advance. I don’t want to miss such a good show.”

Yang Xiaoman covered his mouth and almost died laughing, but Xu Mang was very annoyed that his fame was ruined...

Are you very relaxed recently?

When will the review of The Crowd be handed over to me? Xu Mang asked seriously, I'll give you another 200,000-word review in three days!

ah?

Ah what... feel like learning!

Snapped!

Hang up the phone directly,

Xu Mang glanced at Xiaoman, then rolled his eyes: Stop laughing...the wrinkles on your forehead will make you laugh.

Leave me alone!

Big pig's hooves... Let's see if you still brag in the future! Yang Xiaoman smiled, and said seriously: You... If you want to change this habit of bragging in the future, you are already a great scientist. You've been bragging all day long...now you're bragging, let's see how you end up?

cut!

I... Xu Mang!

Have you ever lost? Xu Mang said with a look of disdain, Isn't it just a circuit breaker... It will be back tomorrow...

words fall,

Xu Mang seemed to have thought of something, and said decisively, No...I want to study economics too!

you?

You have nothing to do with the economy! Yang Xiaoman pinched his ears, moved to the side and shouted: Stay at home well, my mother is pregnant now, don't mess with me anymore. .. Waiting for the baby to be born safely, okay? Just ask you, okay?

All right, all right!

...

this day,

The whole world is in shock. The most solid bubble, which has been called by many investors, has finally been burst at this moment, and Wall Street people lament that the market has entered a realm that no one knows.

what does the future look like,

no one knows...

yesterday,

Buffett said that in his eighty-nine years of life, he has only seen a U.S. stock market meltdown once.

And today,

Buffett said that in his eighty-nine years of life, he has only seen two U.S. stock market meltdowns.

at the same time,

The most tragic thing is Xu Mang. He lives under the shadow of Yang Xiaoman. Just now...he received another call from Young Master Chen, who wanted to ask Xu Mang for some VIP tickets. Time to watch the fabled feces-eating suicide show.

Sorry!

Hate it!

Regret!

Why does God treat me like this?

Xu Mang thought for a long time... Did it all start four years ago? At that time, I blew up the school's septic tank, and then I have been guilty of committing suicide by swallowing dung for the rest of my life. I have to say...it's all retribution!

well...

What should I do? Xu Mang sighed, and took a bite of the watermelon without any regrets.

Hello?

No ticket, no ticket!

It's so annoying...I'm very irritable now. Xu Mang complained into the phone.

Young Master Zhou and Young Master Wang and I are in the capital, let's go out to play and relax? Chen Shao said.

ah?

So fast? Xu Mang was stunned for a moment, thinking that there was not much time to fly from the capital to Shanghai, and then said, Let's go to the XXX clubhouse.

moment,

Xu Mang left the company.

I drove Chenxi’s Alpha, all the way to Shanghai Shanghai International Airport, and received the third young master in the capital. Sometimes I think about how amazing life is, and I have known the three of them for four years... and this The relationship has not been broken in four years.

However, Chen Shao and the others are also striving for success, and their business is getting bigger and bigger. In fact, the three of them have left the circle of the second generation of the capital long ago. They are already successful businessmen, but Xu Mang still likes to call them young and young, so there is no way... .It can't be changed.

Xu Mang?

When will you perform suicide by swallowing dung? Chen Shao asked with a smile.

...

Can you stop mentioning these four words? Xu Mang said with a dark face, I'm really annoyed now...

Actually.

Don't worry! Young Master Chen said, We think it will come back.

I think so too. Xu Mang suddenly gained self-confidence, and said seriously: Tomorrow it will go back up. By the way, Xiaoman and I made another bet. She thinks it can fall below 20,000 points. I don't think it's possible. .”

Bet again?

You husband and wife are so addicted to gambling? Young Master Chen was taken aback for a moment, then said cautiously, Xu Mang... you and your own wife can bear with you.

Why?

Not at all!

Let me tell you... this is just an accident, just wait and see tomorrow!

...

the next day,

Xu Mang was surprised to find that the U.S. stock market had gone up by 5%, and the information couldn't help but go up!

Hahaha!

Little lady?

Huh? Xu Mang glanced at Xiao Man who was lying on the bed, and said with a smile, Your expression seems...very painful?

...

Get out!

Xiaoman kicked Xu Mang off the bed, and said angrily, Big idiot...

You, you!

Use violence at all times. Xu Mang said angrily, Shut it up...don't play anymore, what are you angry about? It's not necessary... yesterday's wave has made a lot of money, see Just take it.

Don't fight for steamed buns, fight for breath!

Let you all doubt me... I just went to the dark all the way! Yang Xiaoman said stubbornly: This is just a dying struggle to float up.

cut!

I'll show you the rise tomorrow!

Xu Mang shrugged, with a look of disapproval.

result...

the next morning,

The U.S. stock market staged an extreme bungee jump, directly falling by 6%, and almost triggered the circuit breaker mechanism.

Another day passed,

The global stock market staged a major crash, and eleven countries plummeted, including US stocks. The three major stock indexes in the US stock market plummeted by more than 10% at the close. Refers to the largest single-day drop in history at the same time.

Warren Buffett, the stock god, said see you soon! Lived to be eighty-nine years old, and experienced three US stock market circuit breakers.

However,

For those young netizens, they are only less likely than Buffett to leave a circuit breaker.

Hee hee~

husband?

Is your body still able to handle it? Yang Xiaoman glanced at Xu Mang who was lying beside him, who was loveless in life, and asked gently, You owe me twice!

Xu Mang: (￢_￢)

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