I Don’t Want to Win Lying Down

The sun is shining in the sky, the flowers are smiling at me, and the little bird is saying early morning, why are you carrying a pack of dynamite?

I went to bomb the school, but the teacher didn't know, I ran away as soon as I pulled the thread, and the school disappeared with a bang!

Singing nursery rhymes about the situation. This nursery rhyme was adapted from Song of Going to School. It was Xu Mang's soul work in junior high school. At that time, he was a complete scumbag, but now he is a super university bully. impermanence.

well...

I used to be a school bomber, but... I became a scientist forcibly. Xu Mang sighed while driving. In the past, he thought a lot about what he would do in the future, such as being a happy rich dog. The second generation, or a carefree prodigal son.

However...

Never expected to become a scientist.

Of course, he also thought about his wife in the future. As for his wife, Xu Mang's fantasy was very simple. He was 1.7 meters tall, with a protruding front and a curved back... an angel face and a devil figure. In the end... married a Yang Xiaoman goes home.

Do evil!

Not only became a scientist, but also married Yang Xiaoman. Xu Mang pouted, and couldn't help thinking about a question, is there a parallel universe? Could there be another Xu Mang whose life trajectory was just opposite to his own?

After becoming a carefree and speechless prodigal son and marrying a woman with a good figure and good looks, who is happier, compared to Xu Mang in the parallel universe?

It's a mystery,

Eternal mystery!

soon,

Xu Mang arrived at the company. When he saw Xiaoman's employees, he couldn't help showing a confused look on his face. They were still the same as yesterday... with a confident expression on their faces, everything was so suspicious .

Don't they know they are losing money?

bang bang bang,

Gently knocked on the door of Xiaoman's office, and then pushed the door open, Xiaoman was still working with a blank expression.

Wife?

It's time to eat! Xu Mang smiled and raised the food in his hand: I made your favorite dish...stir-fried shrimp with celery, Japanese-style iron plate tofu, fish-flavored shredded pork, Kung Pao chicken... The most powerful thing is this, a big pot of fragrant white rice!

...

I have no appetite! Yang Xiaoman said with a dark face, You can eat by yourself.

Well?

Xu Mang froze for a moment, looked at his wife's listless look, and said helplessly, Ah...it's a disaster, right? I was advising you not to be impulsive, but you see...a sudden breakthrough Thirty-one thousand points.

Yang Xiaoman: (#￣～￣#)

Very angry!

So angry!

Although Xu Mang said comforting words, he felt angry when he heard them. Yang Xiaoman felt that he was laughing at himself. This big pig's hoof has always opposed the so-called theory of a big drop, but now... a breakthrough is about to happen Thirty-one thousand o'clock...

snort!

Don't be complacent! Yang Xiaoman said angrily, I'm telling you... it's going to drop soon, at ten o'clock tonight... the opening of the market is going to plummet and trigger a circuit breaker, I'm not kidding, anyway Waiting for your feces swallowing suicide show!

whatever.

You eat your meal first... Let me tell you, it doesn't matter if you eat or not, but you can't starve the child. Xu Mang rolled his eyes and said seriously, How about I feed you? Anyway, let's eat a little, I know it's hard to go bankrupt, but people depend on food,

Iron depends on steel. If you don't eat a meal, you will be hungry.

Even though I knew it was comforting myself, why did it sound so irritating?

Xu's style of consolation...it's amazing!

It's annoying!

What is it about me that I fall in love with you? Yang Xiaoman said angrily, You're not handsome, you don't know how to comfort people, and you have such a cheap mouth...you know how to make fun of me all day long. Lost eyes? There are so many single men in the world, how come they just fall in love with you.

Look at your words...

I'm famous for being handsome! Xu Mang shrugged, and said calmly, Do you dare to say that you didn't covet my appearance back then?

vomit!

Can you stop talking like this? Yang Xiaoman retched a few times, and then a red glow appeared, and said, Hey me...

after,

Xu Mang became a full-time feeder.

(*^-^)ρ(^0^*)~

soon,

After simply tidying up the tableware, Xu Mang left the company and returned home soon, lying on the sofa and playing with his mobile phone, mainly to check the views on US stocks on Weibo, but there was not much information on it, basically All tutorials on how to be a leek.

Hello?

Master Chen?

What's the matter? Xu Mang received Chen Fan's call and asked with a smile.

...

Your wife has lost her appearance like that, and you can still laugh. Hearing the hearty laughter, Young Master Chen couldn't help asking helplessly: Speaking of which, can your wife still handle it? Do you want to quit the status quo? Come on, you will die if you go on like this.

well...

I tried to persuade you at noon, but it was useless! Xu Mang sighed, and said helplessly, Do you think that all the women who marry into the Xu family are so casual? They're not high-spirited goods, anyway. ...I've given up on it, but it's not bad after thinking about it...At least I don't have to kill myself by swallowing dung.

etc?

You were going to commit suicide by swallowing dung before, so can you pay back what you owed? Young Master Chen asked.

Xu Mang said awkwardly but still smiling: Don't worry about the past, let the bits and pieces of the past go with the wind... We have to keep our eyes on the front, I'll tell you... as long as the fuse is blown once, I'm going to commit suicide by swallowing dung.

is it necessary?

If it really blows out, wouldn't it be the end? Young Master Chen frowned, and said nervously, Everything happens in case!

According to probability.

There is such an illusory probability, but...when the probability is low-key to a certain extent, it can be ignored. Xu Mang said seriously: Just kidding...it's already 31,000 points now, if you want to drop If it falls below 20,000 points, it needs to be blown four times in a row!

Television doesn't dare to act like this! Xu Mang laughed and said, I don't even dare to write novels about this kind of thing, it's too divorced from reality!

...

Sometimes... reality is even crazier! Chen Shao said, You understand.

Again!

does not exist!

hang up the phone,

Xu Mang slumped to death on the sofa, tens of billions of dollars... was tossed to bankruptcy like this, what did he marry back?

also good!

I hope this teaching can make Xiaoman wake up.

...

night,

Xu Mang was patrolling every corner of the company with potato chips. Anyway, he was idle, why not take a look around... Recently, due to special circumstances, both husband and wife live in the company, and there are many employees Also simply lived in the company.

After all, due to the time difference, it was already evening in China when the U.S. stock market opened.

at this time,

at a stairway,

Xu Mang looked at his phone while smoking a cigarette. There were still two hours before the market opened. According to Xiaoman, the circuit breaker would be triggered today.

cut!

Believe her and go to hell!

Back in Xiaoman's office, she suddenly saw Xiaoman change to the front, at this moment her face was full of smiles.

What's wrong?

Have you made money? Xu Mang asked.

No...still losing money. Xiaoman said disapprovingly: But I got the news...

words fall,

Glancing at Xu Mang with a smirk, he said angrily, But I won't tell you!

cut!

I don't want to listen! Xu Mang shrugged, walked silently to the lounge inside, and then said, I'm going to sleep first...don't call me.

moment,

Xiaoman was the only one left in the office, and she was reading a piece of news opec+ meeting broke down...

The content is very simple. Regarding the plan to reduce production...the two major oil countries have completely different opinions. The price of oil will start to shrink sharply. I don't know how far it will shrink, but...according to estimates, it should plummet by about 30% .

The plunge in oil prices will definitely trigger the warning line of the US stock market, and then there will be a crash.

Xiaoman felt that...two hours later, there would be a worldwide turmoil, and all of this was in his own plan, thanks to his keen sense of the world situation.

snort!

Big idiot!

It's up to you when the time comes! Yang Xiaoman felt annoyed when he thought about Xu Mang's distrust of him. He always felt that his wife was not good at finance. Just unwilling to show.

wait, wait,

and one last hour,

Yang Xiaoman went to the war room, which was temporarily remodeled from a meeting room.

on site,

Everyone is concentrating on controlling the computer, full of anticipation for the upcoming opening...Although I have lost a lot of money before, I did not choose to give up. After all, it is a rare honor to participate in such a big event. .

certainly,

Don’t give up, don’t give up, question or still question, can you be short?

at this time,

Suddenly someone shouted:

Fall!

The price of oil has dropped!

Oh my god... plunged 31%!

in an instant,

There was an uproar in the war room.

Fuck!

This...isn't this too powerful?

Boss Yang is awesome!

Everyone was stunned by the sudden plunge in oil prices...Mr. Yang had mentioned before that the oil price would plummet, which would then induce a crash in the US stock market. Now...half of the prediction has been fulfilled, so the next step is to look at a Hours later, the performance of U.S. stocks changed.

Is it the same as Mr. Yang expected, and the market plummeted by 7% at the opening, triggering the circuit breaker mechanism.

now,

Yang Xiaoman came to the war room, and after hearing the news of the sharp drop in oil prices, she just smiled indifferently, and did not deliberately show surprise, but her steady behavior won the respect of everyone present.

As expected of Mr. Yang, a strange woman in the financial world!

Time is passing minute by minute,

There is still the last minute, and the US stock market is about to open, and everyone present is holding their breath, waiting for the moment when a miracle will happen.

at the same time,

Xu Mang fell into dreamland, and in his dream... US stocks soared!

Opening!

My God...won't it?

Directly trigger the fuse?

Everyone present was stunned, Mr. Yang actually did it!

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