I Don’t Want to Win Lying Down

It was the first time Xu Mang felt so much hatred for money, and now he was looking forward to going bankrupt. It's only been a few days... I owed two meals to commit suicide by swallowing dung... Isn't this too miserable?

well?

I'm still skinny in the future? Yang Xiaoman pinched Xu Mang's arm lightly, and said with a smile: Say to me affectionately 'I was wrong'... I will forgive you, old lady, and I must do it in the future. Be a good person, don't be a pippi shrimp.

well?

I'm a great scientist! Xu Mang said with a dark face, I can use formulas to calculate the theory of everything in the universe, and I have the capital to be naughty...Have you ever seen such a young Nobel Prize winner in physics?

cut!

So what about great scientists? Yang Xiaoman said disapprovingly, I can calculate the madness of human nature!

...

don't even mention,

Xu Mang was speechless for a moment. Indeed...she could calculate everything in the universe, but she couldn't calculate the madness of human nature, but Xiaoman could...she came to the conclusion of the US stock market crash with incomparable accuracy, and This conclusion happened a month ago.

well...

At this time, Xu Mang was still a little unconvinced. He still felt that the US stock market would not fall to 20,000 points. Thinking from a rational point of view, this may have fallen to the limit, and if he did not guess wrong, the Fed cut interest rates to 100. zero percent.

Wife?

Will the Fed cooperate with the rate cut? Xu Mang asked cautiously, Will it stimulate the stock market and cause the stock market to rise?

Won't!

The sharp drop in oil prices has led to a lack of confidence among investors in the stock market. Unless the United States makes some big moves, there will be no improvement. Yang Xiaoman quietly slipped into Xu Mang's arms, and said softly. : There will be a small increase in the middle, but it will eventually fall to around 20,000.

Do not believe!

I don't think it's possible! Xu Mang hugged Xiaoman and said seriously.

Yang Xiaoman rolled her eyes, and said angrily: Usually you always say that I'm crazy, but now...it's already like this, you still don't believe in evil, you really don't cry when you don't see the coffin, you just fell to this Look, what are you still insisting on?

Faith! Xu Mang said arrogantly, I don't believe it even if I'm killed, it will fall below 20,000 points...

cut!

I've given you a chance. Whether you can seize the opportunity depends on your awareness. Yang Xiaoman pinched Xu Mang's nose and said angrily, I'm as stubborn as a cow...there are so many handsome guys in the world. , why... why did you just fall in love with you?

how?

Mom, what do you want to do? Xu Mang showed a wretched expression, and said with a smile, Since you got pregnant, your figure has improved a lot...Look at this...hehehe.

Pooh!

You bother me!

It's so uncomfortable...you idiot! Yang Xiaoman's pretty face flushed red, she rolled her eyes at Xu Dazhu's trotters, and said happily: When I make money...you can buy you ten cars How about a top supercar? A limited edition over 100 million supercar.”

Xu Mang shook his head and said seriously, I want to buy a plane.

Why don't you buy rockets?

Ignite the fire and go directly to the sky! Yang Xiaoman said angrily with a blank look: You can't drive it after buying it... and you need to buy a hangar, is it necessary to buy an island in the future? Now that you have an island, why not drive it? Marry two younger ones, how about hugging left and right?

Well?

This can have!

but...

Why is there a murderous aura?

how?

You really have such thoughts? Yang Xiaoman saw Xu Mang lost in thought,

The tantrum exploded on the spot, pinching his husband's ear angrily, and said angrily: I said you are too courageous? How dare you have such an idea?

Ouch~

It hurts, it hurts! Xu Mang tilted his head, and said with a sad face, My wife, I was wrong...I shouldn't have that kind of thought!

snort!

idiot!

Yang Xiaoman rolled her eyes, and said angrily: I'm hungry... Finish the wontons for me, and I want shrimp stuffing.

...

the next few days,

The stock market was calm... There were no surprises. Of course, it was also possible that the trading market was closed on Saturday and weekend, which gave Xu Mang a chance to breathe, but the burden on his shoulders was heavy.

elder brother?

It's going to open tonight... What's the matter with the preparations? Chen Xi poured Xu Mang a cup of tea, and asked cautiously, How about... just admit that Miss Xiaoman is outstanding in finance, and you This has already owed two meals, if you continue...I'm afraid you will die!

What and what!

I won't lose...it's already fallen to this level... Xu Mang shrugged, took a sip from his teacup, and said calmly: This tea is not good...without my old man Nice people.

well?

elder brother?

How is Uncle Yang recently? Chen Xi asked.

he?

Xu Mang sighed, and said helplessly, My father-in-law's face has been crooked lately...everyone compliments how smart his daughter is. During this world economic crisis, he has earned a lot of dollars from the United States and saved his family. The money has doubled...now...

Speaking of which,

She couldn't help but said with a sad face: He has not stopped your sister Xiaoman from entering finance, what a tragedy...

...

Brother Xu Mang?

I'm a little curious now... What are you insisting on? Chen Xi asked: It's almost... They are a couple after all.

You do not understand!

When you get married, you will know what I am insisting on. Xu Mang said seriously, What is family status... I am fighting for the future family status. Be the head of the family!

...

oh!

Facing the mysterious struggle between Xu Mang and Yang Xiaoman, Chen Xi didn't want to get involved at all, after all, if he didn't handle it well, he would cause a lot of trouble.

When Xu Mang returned to the company, he found that Xiaoman's employees had changed from a confident look to a little bragging, but after thinking about it, he thought it should be... After all, no one can participate in this money grabbing Feast.

came back?

Are you nervous? Xiao Man glanced at Xu Mang and asked with a smile.

Xu Mang ignored Xiaoman, walked into the lounge silently, and now let Xiaoman chatter...

night,

so peaceful,

Xu Mang sat on the bedside, waiting for the results of the opening of the market, which was still fifteen minutes away.

Look at your expression...

You seem very nervous? Yang Xiaoman sat on the side, glanced at Xu Mang, and saw his face full of anticipation and fear, he couldn't help but find it funny. When the US stock market was soaring, he was stinking in front of him every day. Now This situation is reversed.

nonsense!

Aren't I afraid? Xu Mang rolled his eyes and said angrily, Don't bother me...

Oops...

Don't be like this...I'm your cutest pretty wife. Yang Xiaoman covered her mouth and said with a smile on her face, Husband...do you want to kiss me?

(￣︿￣*)ε￣*)吃~

finally,

It's the last minute until opening.

At this time, Xu Mang was even more nervous than the college entrance examination. The college entrance examination had a certain chance of winning, and the stock market... was completely smeared at a glance, and it was a rush of enthusiasm!

opened!

Wait for the dead!

Xu Mang: Σ(っ°Д°;)っ

ha?

This... what's the situation?

The U.S. stock market plummeted at the opening, directly triggering the fourth circuit breaker in history, directly falling 13%, setting a record for the largest daily decline in 33 years.

husband?

What's the matter with you, husband?

Husband, you need to cheer up!

When Yang Xiaoman saw that Xu Mang had stopped cooking, he passed out on the bed and was completely frightened. Fortunately, he was still breathing, and immediately called his mother, crying a little.

mom!

Xu Mang...stop cooking!

...

doctor?

What's wrong with my son-in-law? Mother Yang asked worriedly.

Ms. Yang is fine...Academician Xu is out of breath, which caused a short-term coma, which may be related to his not paying attention to rest. The doctor hurriedly said: Mrs. Yang...you should tell Academician Xu more Rest, don't work so hard.

Of course...

I guess it has something to do with Academician Xu's personality. Is he very strong? asked the doctor.

Yang Xiaoman nodded hastily, and said seriously: Yes, yes, yes...my husband likes to show off his abilities, and if he wants to fight to the death, could it be...is it because of his personality that he is so anxious?

Um!

Leave him more. The doctor said, That's it...I'll go first.

moment,

Only Xu Mang, Xiaoman, and Mother Yang were left in the ward.

look at you!

It actually made my husband faint out of anger. Mother Yang rolled her eyes and said seriously, What's going on?

Oops...

Anyway...forget it. Yang Xiaoman pouted and said displeasedly: Mom...you go back.

take good care of.

oh...

After taking Mother Yang away,

Yang Xiaoman was busy for a while, and then Xu Mang woke up.

Wife?

Has it gone up? Xu Mang asked weakly.

Yang Xiaoman: (#￣～￣#)

It's all over,

Concerned about stock market gains...

Okay, okay... I lose, okay? Yang Xiaoman rolled his eyes, and said angrily, I really convinced you... You said that the American stock market crashed, and you fainted ... It's a good thing no one else knows about it, otherwise you would know about it!

...

What and what! Xu Mang rolled his eyes, and said weakly, Could it be... I really don't have the talent for finance?

how?

You still want to have a meal across my field? Yang Xiaoman pinched Xu Mang's ear and said angrily.

that night,

Xu Mang was discharged from the hospital, and in the next few days, the US stock market experienced a circuit breaker for the fifth time in history, setting a record of four circuit breakers in eight trading days, and the Dow also reached 19,800 points.

According to the previous agreement,

Xu Mang became the coolie of the family, and he had to undertake all the housework, including changing the diapers of the children, making milk powder, etc... The family status fell to the bottom.

And Xu four times,

It also became Xu Mang's new nickname. He owed Xiaoman four times to commit suicide by swallowing dung...

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