I Don’t Want to Win Lying Down

Zhang Fanfu is from Hangzhou City, Zhejiang Province, and he is also a super academic, but this super academic is quite miserable. He has stood by the spotlight from the very beginning, looking at Xu Mang and Yang Xiaoman Wrapping up one trophy after another.

Watching Xu Mang go from obscurity at the beginning to becoming a famous scientist all over the world. In less than two years, he made discoveries again and again, and the world was changed again and again because of this.

Zhang Fan has no choice. Xu Mang is his goal in this life. It can't be said to surpass Xu Mang... It's a bit too much to surpass Xu Mang, but at least follow in his footsteps, go to Fuda Physics Department to study theoretical physics, follow the idol's pace!

pity...

Following the steps in the mathematics exam of the college entrance examination, I encountered landmines and traps.

Fuck!

This...why is it all A's?

When Zhang Fanfou got the A-type test paper, after he finished the ten multiple-choice questions, he watched in horror that his answers were all A. This has never happened before, unless there is a problem with his own answers. ...This is the college entrance examination!

There is still plenty of time,

Zhang Fanfou hurriedly did it all over again. Originally, he chose A for all ten multiple-choice questions, but he abruptly changed it to only three A. Looking at the current order of answers, let’s not mention it, right? Very reasonable.

do questions do questions...

Don't let this disturb your emotions.

After a brief adjustment of mood, Zhang Fanfou came to the fill-in-the-blank question. The first question was still the old rule, and the examinee's score was given out in an open and honest manner. The solution time of this question only needed 30 seconds.

The second question...Zhang Fanfou still kept the speed, but it took more than forty seconds to write a number that he could not imagine at all.

perhaps...

This is just a coincidence.

Zhang Fanfou didn't care, and continued to solve the third question, but he felt the difficulty of this question. Compared with the previous two questions, it was obviously much more difficult.

What? !

this...

The answer is 1?

Zhang Fanfou almost didn't collapse,

He looked at the previous two fill-in-the-blank questions, and the answer was also 1... This is the third consecutive answer of 1.

I...

Am I doing it wrong again?

calm down!

Xiao Zhang, you have to be calm, and you have to believe in your own strength, this is all a coincidence.

Zhang Fanfou continued to perform self-hypnosis, and then continued to do the rest of the fill-in-the-blank questions with a trace of uneasiness, writing and writing... He found that things were far from as simple as he imagined. After filling in the blanks, I was surprised to find that the answers were all 1...

what's the situation?

Is this a joke God made on me?

Xiao Zhang was a little confused, he couldn't see the way to go, because at this time he was standing on an isolated island with only one square meter, surrounded by great white sharks...

change!

It must be changed!

How could the answer be all 1?

The result of the second calculation is completely different from that of the first calculation, and Zhang Fanfou found that there is a huge contrast in the results of each recalculation.

after...

Xiao Zhang came to the calculation questions. After the previous two major revisions and overhauls, Xiao Zhang was extra careful about these three questions, for fear that he would encounter misfortune, but the more you are afraid of something, the more it will give you.

After intense calculations and a long process of writing, the answer that finally appeared made Zhang Fanfou directly intend to give up the exam.

Arabic numerals - 1...

It's it again!

Can we stop 1 from appearing again?

How could this question be 1?

This answer appeared in the rough calculation at the beginning. At that time, it was only to determine a range. After calculations, it was found that this range value was the last value. Since the answer can be calculated by rough calculation, what is the point of the subsequent precise calculation?

I'm so...

This doesn't seem to be the question given by Uncle Ge. Although Uncle Ge's question is very difficult, it can't be so cheap... And the paper I'm doing now doesn't follow the routine at all.

who?

Which bastard came up with the test paper?

In desperation, he changed it again... Zhang Fanfou recalculated, but the second calculation seemed to be a bit reliable. He calculated a relatively reasonable value, and directly adopted this answer without any thought.

My heart is at ease... Then I will do the second question.

Zhang Fan: (*￣︿￣)

1?

1 again?

Why is it still 1?

Zhang Fan: wdnmd

at the same time,

In this classroom, all the students are accepting the test of Arabic numerals 1 or 2. They are almost desperate. The result after the first calculation is either 1 or 2. Although only half an hour has passed, the candidates feel that they have passed half century.

One of the invigilators was sitting on the stage. He clearly felt that the students were depressed, and the classroom was full of oppression. As a veteran invigilator, the first thing he thought of was that the exam papers were difficult!

Curiosity promotes progress, and curiosity can also lead to death.

The invigilator stood next to a student, looking at the questions above and his calculation process.

Um!

good!

The student's mathematics is still very good.

The invigilator himself teaches mathematics, and he has a good impression of students who are good at mathematics. From now on, this student has not made any mistakes and is following the rules step by step.

But after a few minutes,

The invigilator was horrified to find that the student he was observing had calculated a strange number when he reached the last step... 2?

No no no!

There seems to be a problem with this topic!

The teacher who is very sensitive to mathematics directly pointed the finger at the problem itself, because the student's calculation process, he saw it from the beginning to the end, without any mistakes in the middle, but just like this, he calculated the impossible understand the answer.

There is nothing wrong with the process,

The calculated answer has huge problems.

this...

What's going on here?

Immediately afterwards,

The invigilator watched the students restart their calculations, and found that there were more and more questions after the calculations, and they couldn't even go on in the middle, so he had no choice but to leave this big question blank.

Old Feng!

There's something wrong with this paper!

The invigilator who was sitting in the last row hurried over and said to his colleague, I found that the whole paper is full of uncertain factors. This paper...is this paper written by the physics teacher? Bar?

You mean...

Then what is the principle? The invigilator just thought for a long time, and said in an extremely low voice: Heisenberg's uncertainty principle?

Yeah!

The answers for the first and second rounds are completely different, and the answers for the third round are completely different... Each time it is a new answer, I feel that the students are going to be driven crazy. The invigilator The teacher frowned and said seriously: Scary...

hiss...

It sounds amazing!

This question maker is definitely a genius!

Wizards?

Wizards!

The two invigilators looked at each other, and they thought of a name, which represented one legend after another, and also represented some kind of authoritative explanation.

Xu Mang,

Professor Xu,

Could it be that he wrote this math paper?

...

...

The two did not speak, because this idea was quickly rejected by themselves. Professor Xu is usually so busy, how can he have time to produce any college entrance examination papers? To the questioner's thinking.

In the exam full of uncertainty, as the time shortens and the mistakes continue to expand, the candidates are going to cry...

is it hard?

In fact, it is not very difficult, and some topics are even too simple!

But because of this, the examinees were a little skeptical of life, whether they had never studied mathematics, and the answers to the following questions were very nonsense, especially the last three big questions, the geometry was simply speechless.

In another examination room,

The students here are B-type test papers, and they have already felt the malice from Xu Mang.. They came up with a big move, which made everyone cry.

Fuck!

Did this come from someone?

Is it that difficult?

According to international standards, the first question is a sub-question, but the first question is so difficult that it makes people want to cry. Later, it was found that things were not as simple as imagined, and the difficulty of the entire paper remained at the same level.

This is a level of self-indulgence.

Different from getting A-type test papers, the atmosphere here is not depressing, but a breath of hovering on the verge of death, especially when it comes to big questions, the feeling of powerlessness, the students want to arrest the person who made the question, ruthlessly Beat him hard.

But this is not the most tragic,

There are also some students who got the C-type papers. They kept rubbing back and forth between the uncertainty principle and the non-human difficulty, and their skin was almost worn out.

finally,

As the bell rang,

The math test is over... Everyone left the test room with a sense of confusion.

Generally speaking,

After the exam, what students like to do most is to correct the answer, especially the math test, often only one answer, you can know whether you are right or wrong, but now no student is willing to mention this matter, mentioning the two-year long Hours of tragic experience.

what's the situation?

You...are the papers particularly difficult? A class teacher couldn't help asking curiously when he saw the lifeless faces of his students.

teacher?

Do you know who issued the math papers for the college entrance examination? A student said angrily, Is it Uncle Ge?

no!

Your Uncle Ge has already made an announcement in the media, and he did not participate in this year's questions. The head teacher said: Now your Uncle Ge has become a professional blame target. of.

If it wasn't for Uncle Ge,

Which bastard made the test paper?

Is this paper difficult? asked the head teacher.

It's not difficult!

It's just a little...a little bit unexplainable, very cheap. The student recalled the two hours in the examination room, the expression on his face gradually became distorted, and said: And a little bit. ..This question is full of magic, it will change its difficulty and answer at will according to mood and time.

What?

There is such a thing?

at the same time,

On the other bus back to school, the students complained to their homeroom teachers. Among them, the students who did the C-type papers reacted the most. These students finally made a question and found that the answer was 1.

but,

I originally thought that all of this is over, and there will be no similar situation in the future, who knows... things are not as easy as imagined.

the next day,

The science students rushed to the examination room for comprehensive science with the mood of the final battle.

And what they faced was the examination paper jointly created by the Black Wind and Shuangsha.

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