I Don’t Want to Win Lying Down

There are still twenty minutes,

Candidates for science subjects are about to take the last exam. Although mathematics has...already passed, the only comfort is that everyone has passed and everyone is still on the same starting line. Now let's look at the results of comprehensive science .

No Zhang Fan,

After a night of adjustments, and the English test in the morning was not bad, basically my mentality has stabilized a lot.

hope...

Hope you get a good score.

Xiao Zhang's physics and chemistry are very good, and he has always maintained a very high level. Only biology is a little bit inferior, but he can basically maintain the top three in the school. To be precise, he is aiming for a perfect score in science and comprehensive studies.

soon,

The last subject of the college entrance examination, comprehensive science, has begun.

After getting the test papers, I filled in my personal information first, and then I checked the questions. The first question...basically gave points. Something is not right.

well?

Is this difficulty beyond the standard?

It took almost three minutes for the first question, and Zhang Fanfou got a correct answer. This is completely different from the previous mock exam. Basically read the first question of the mock exam, and then you can choose the correct answer. The result...

Forget it for a long time, and through reasonable analysis, I finally know that this question is C.

I'm a bit uncomfortable...

The second question is a biology question.

Looking at the topic,

Is Zhang Fan confused, this...is this too biased? I remember the biology teacher said that during the college entrance examination, under normal circumstances, the knowledge points in this area would not be tested, why... all of a sudden?

This topic is betting,

Shredded!

Xiao Zhang, as an all-round student master, naturally did not fully listen to the biology teacher's nonsense. He quickly solved the problem, but at this time Xiao Zhang understood... This paper is not easy to deal with, so he directly avoided the popular test points from the biology questions ,

By taking unpopular knowledge points, you can know how difficult it is.

Question 3...Physics.

Xiao Zhang read the title once, then read the title again, and then read the title again, but found that he didn't understand it.

I...

Fuck!

I'm okay in physics, why... why can't I even understand the title?

Looking at the four options, I found that this turned out to be a question about Newtonian mechanics, but according to the meaning of the question, how could there be a shadow of Newton? !

who?

Which bastard thought it up?

kill him!

Xiao Zhang jumped over this pit, but accidentally fell into another pit that had already been dug, and almost fell to his death.

The fourth question is physics,

Zhang Fanfou read the meaning of the question, this time he understood the meaning, but found that he couldn't figure it out, as if he had forgotten a formula, but this formula was so unpopular, so unpopular that he even chose to ignore it.

But who would have thought that this time the college entrance examination, one of the most important exams in life, this formula was suddenly needed, and it appeared on the fourth question of multiple choice questions!

annoyed,

hotheaded,

By the way, Xiao Zhang wrote down two C's for the third question.

Don't ask why, just choose C.

After experiencing the extremely unforgettable four-choice questions, Xiao Zhang sadly reminded his fate to officially start. He originally thought that this paper would not be difficult, but it turns out that the whole paper is full of pits. Climb up.

It doesn't matter if it's a little deeper, just climb a little longer. Who knew that these pits are not only bottomless, but also full of wooden stakes and nails underneath.

This is killing people!

It's over!

It's all over!

This paper is not something that humans can do, it's too... too weird!

Zhang Fanfou has almost finished the multiple-choice questions. Except for the ten questions that were chosen randomly, he found that half of the other twenty questions are for unpopular knowledge points, the remaining half are for calculation and logical thinking, and the other half are for some comprehensive questions. Strong topic.

at this time,

Xiao Zhang raised his head and looked at the other students in the classroom. Everyone had sad expressions on their faces, and even the air was filled with tragedy.

turn out to be,

I'm not alone.

In another examination room, the science students here took the second set of papers. Although the content was different from Xiao Zhang’s papers, they all adopted a core questioning mechanism. The students basically just crawled out of the pit He came up, but fell into another pit in the next second.

After climbing up again, standing on the edge, I realized that there are pits in a hundred miles.

It's cold!

It's completely cool, this is not an exam, this is climbing a pit!

What are these topics...

However, while these students blamed the person who made the question, they also complained about their teacher. After betting on the question for so many days, they didn't even get a hair. The level of betting is too low, right?

...

Jiang Da,

Fuda teacher's apartment.

Xu Mang was laughing with his mobile phone. The person who called was the leader of the Zhejiang Provincial Educational Institution. The content of the conversation was about yesterday's math test. According to the leader, all the candidates in Zhejiang Province have passed.

Professor Xu...you...it's a bit difficult. The leader smiled wryly, It's embarrassing.

Oops...

Isn't this just in line with your wishes? Xu Mang said with a smile: I completely followed the task given to me by the Zhejiang Provincial Educational Institution, and made the questions as I liked, and then this question appeared.

Can...

According to the statistics we have collected, it seems... It seems that the score is very low! The leader said: Forget it... There is nothing wrong with a mathematics. At most, it can distinguish between good and bad. The difference makes the score line a little lower.

Xu Mang: (°ー°〃)

what to do?

Do you want to tell him the reality?

In fact, the theory is more difficult!

Well...

Then what... I... Xu Mang groaned for a long time, unable to find a word.

What happened to Professor Xu? The leader asked, Is there anything you want to say?

ah?

Oh... Bureau Lin, there is one thing that requires you to be mentally prepared. Xu Mang said cautiously, This time, the comprehensive review...

Comprehensive?

No way?

After hearing Xu Mang say 'Li Zong', the leader felt vaguely chilled, and hurriedly asked, What's wrong with Li Zong?

Comprehensive...

Comprehension is even more difficult! Xu Mang said helplessly, I looked up the papers from previous years, those practice papers, and the mock papers from various places. I... I managed to avoid all the test sites. That paper It's all about the content that the teachers and students don't think will be tested.

What? !

this...

Isn't this all over?

at this time,

The leader of the educational institution in Zhejiang Province regretted it very much. If God gave him another chance to do it again, he would definitely not ask Xu Mang to write the test paper. At first, the leader's original intention was simple, to make the college entrance examination more difficult and to gain a new understanding. , bringing about some changes by the way.

but...

Who would have thought that it would bring about destruction.

All smashed.

Forest Bureau...

It has nothing to do with me. I will come up with the questions exactly according to your requirements. Xu Mang said hastily, Isn't it?

...

Professor Xu...can you do me a favor? The leader said with a wry smile, I know your father-in-law, and we have a good relationship. I'm also your elder.

Hearing these words, Xu Mang couldn't help but frown. It sounds like the rhythm of throwing the pot away?

You say...

Admit that you were the one who wrote the mathematics and comprehensive science papers for the Zhejiang Provincial College Entrance Examination. The leader said, Let's seek truth from facts.

Hello?

Huh?

Why is there no signal? Xu Mang looked at the full signal of his mobile phone, and said with a confused face, What's the matter? Hello, hello? Can you hear me? Hello?

This move is too many times!

Snapped,

Xu Mang hung up the call directly, and then set his phone to airplane mode.

Love so and so!

at this time,

Xu Mang threw away the phone, pinched Xiaoman's legs, and said angrily, Someone wanted me to take the blame, but I justly rejected it!

Yang Xiaoman:? ? ?

What kind of righteous speech is this?

shameless!

cut!

Believe it or not? Dad will call later. Yang Xiaoman's right hand was covered with burn ointment, and because of this reason, she had a very nourishing life recently, from the heart to the body.

next second,

Xiaoman's cell phone rang, and the caller was Yang Jian.

Hello?

Oh... Yang Xiaoman handed the phone to Xu Mang, and said with a smirk, I'm looking for you.

Xu Mang: Σ(°△°|||)︴

Fuck!

Sure enough, it's here!

Hello?

Dad... Xu Mang received the call with a face full of embarrassment, and asked cautiously, What's the matter?

Little Xu...then what...can I trouble you with one thing? Father Yang didn't know how to speak to his son-in-law, and after a long time, he said: Lin Lin from the Zhejiang Provincial Educational Institution Bureau is an old friend of mine.

And...your father and I have a big layout in Zhejiang Province, which involves education, so... Yang's father said helplessly: Xiao Xu...how about...working hard?

Dad, stop talking!

I know!

...

finish exam,

Finally, the battle of the college entrance examination is over!

The science students left the damn classroom with a hint of sadness.

Come to the school gate,

Science students feel like the whole world is falling apart...

So angry!

Which bastard came up with the question? A certain tester shouted angrily, I want to fight him!

Don't panic!

I don't want to be born in the same year, the same month, and the same day, but I want to die in the same year, the same month, and the same day. Anyway, if everyone fails the exam together, the score line will be lowered. This student is one of the few people who is very open-minded, and he is comforting at this time.

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that night,

News about the Zhejiang Provincial College Entrance Examination papers appeared on Weibo, and it became the number one hot search. Everyone in the country was mourning for the Zhejiang Provincial Candidates, but after a brief mourning, there was a new doubt, which bastard was it? out of the topic?

at first,

Many people blamed Uncle Ge on the math papers for the college entrance examination in Zhejiang Province, but Uncle Ge said that he did not participate in any national or local questions this year, so Uncle Ge caused the entire army of candidates in Zhejiang Province to be wiped out. was shattered.

Since it's not Uncle Ge,

Who else could it be?

At this time,

The official Weibo of Zhejiang Educational Institutions posted a Weibo to the public. The content was very simple... a rough translation—it was all done by Xu Mang!

for a moment,

The whole country is boiling!

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