I Don’t Want to Win Lying Down

After the members of the college entrance examination questioning team got the math paper from Xu Mang, everyone fell into confusion, especially Mr. Teng, the director of the Department of Mathematics of Jiang University. This A-type college entrance examination math paper refreshed his understanding of mathematics. educational understanding.

Teacher Teng dared to swear to the light bulb that this was the cheapest paper he had ever seen in the past few years in the field of mathematics. Although the difficulty was still the same as before, it was much worse than imagined. It was made by Xu Mang.

However...

When you go deep into it, you will find that this f*ck is simply playing psychological warfare. The first multiple-choice question is not difficult...it is really not difficult, it is even ridiculously simple, and the answer can be calculated very quickly, but The second question, the third question, the fourth question...the answer is all A.

What does it mean?

on purpose?

Absolutely on purpose!

This...Director Teng!

What is Professor Xu going to do? A certain doctor said in horror: These questions are definitely wrong. How could they come up like this? Why don't you ask Professor Xu, what's going on?

Yeah yeah!

This is completely nonsense, how could it be like this. Another doctor said: What if... what if a hard-headed student didn't read anything and chose all A's, does it mean that he is Can you get a good score?

However,

Just then,

An associate professor suddenly shouted: No, no, no, it's not as simple as we imagined. Please read the first multiple-choice question carefully... The routine here is very deep, and it cleverly takes advantage of the psychological changes of the students. The first The calculation results of the first pass and the second pass are different!

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???

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Well?

This is a new method?

Use the emotional control of the students in the examination room to make their mistakes?

Or is this just my own over-interpretation?

Everyone followed the associate professor's words,

I started my own analysis, let alone... After reading this question for the first time and reading it for the second time, the way of thinking is different. When I read it for the first time, what does this question mean? ?

Say...

I think this is intentional! Teacher Teng frowned, and said seriously: Professor Xu deliberately changed the multiple-choice question to two points, just to prevent some lucky children from getting good scores by virtue of luck.

let alone...

This is indeed the case.

However, guessing 10,000 times is not as good as telling the other party in person, so Teacher Teng took out his phone and called Xu Mang.

pass,

Hello?

Xu Mang...what's the situation with your college entrance examination math paper? Teacher Teng said, Why do I have a strange feeling that after finishing the questions, I feel that every previous question is wrong, and the feeling is very strong.

Hey hey hey!

This is a brand-new questioning plan I came up with. Does every question have a strong hint? Xu Mang said with a smile while feeding Xiaoman, Anyway, as long as you believe in yourself, you can If they can do all the questions correctly, of course, the questions are quite deep for them, and if they can get a pass, they are considered amazing.

you...

Is it really okay for you to do this? Teacher Teng's face was full of helplessness: Isn't this deliberately making things difficult for the students?

no...

What do you mean I make things difficult for them? Xu Mang said innocently, Didn't you ask me to do this? I hope that the more difficult the topic, the better, so that the students can challenge it. Now that the opportunity to challenge has come, it turns out that the challenge is too difficult. Disaster...

Oops...

It's too tragic for me, the one who made the question. Xu Mang said angrily, I won't do it in the future!

Hearing Xu Mang complain,

Teacher Teng smiled wryly. He was really self-inflicted... He should have expected such a thing to happen when he asked Xu Mang to ask a question, but it was completely different from what he imagined, and he was more routine than before.

The previous papers were full of despair, but the current paper uses despair to combine two words—simple.

After hanging up the phone, Mr. Teng looked up at the members present, and said silently: Check the next paper, it seems to be a class B college entrance examination math paper?

Um!

But I think it's still the same routine. A doctor present said with a wry smile: Don't check, it's useless.

Procedures still have to go.

let's start.

next second,

Everyone checked the second math paper, and suddenly, everyone was in trouble again.

changed!

The routine has changed again!

My God!

What does Professor Xu want to do? The doctor said in amazement: This is more than difficult... Is Professor Xu overestimating the students? I think it is impossible to teach high school students. Do?

Teacher Teng didn't respond to this. He had encountered this kind of situation before. It seemed that it was in a competition, and the topic was also given by Xu Mang. The topic is over the top.

but...

In the end, Xu Mang used his high school knowledge to solve all the problems in front of everyone. He guessed it was the same this time. For seemingly impossible problems, there is often a system that completely relies on existing knowledge to solve the problems. process.

And this is Xu Mang,

A player who doesn't play by the rules.

C type paper,

A collection of A and B, you know the difficulty of this set of papers.

math,

So be it.

Then came the so-called comprehensive science. A Ph.D. in Physics, a Ph.D. in Biology, and a Ph.D. in Chemistry. The three of them looked at the same paper and fell into autism silently. It is difficult with complexity, and complexity requires a lot of thinking.

...

...

...

crazy!

This is absolutely insane!

If the students knew that this paper was produced by Classroom Xu, they probably wouldn't expect him to live until the next day.

What's wrong?

Is it particularly difficult? A colleague on the side asked.

Disaster?

It's not so difficult, it's so simple, it almost refreshed the students' concepts of physics, chemistry and biology. The doctor of the Department of Physics said silently: It's not that I like alarmist talk. point of view to explore where the problem lies.”

There are a lot of new concepts, but I usually don't pay much attention to them. The Ph.D. from the Department of Physics continued, By the way...does anyone know that Professor Xu has studied biology?

Yes!

I have never heard of Professor Xu's success in biology, so how did he get the papers?

I re-examined the biology questions on the test paper, and the questions were quite delicate. Could it be that Professor Xu taught himself biology?

soon,

Teacher Teng handed over Xu Mang's paper to the relevant department. Facing Xu Mang's paper, those staff members had no complaints, but if others did, they might be criticized.

pity...

The person who made the question was Xu Mang, and they didn't even dare to mention it.

...

Time passed by every minute, every second,

At this time, it has entered June, and the weather has already started to heat up. At the same time, the students who took the college entrance examination were burned. However, the students in Zhejiang Province are in dire straits. They heard that this year's papers are difficult.

The rhythm of the explosion was so difficult that it seemed that Uncle Ge was coming.

Uncle Ge...

Lord of all!

Fuck...

Now it is rumored that Uncle Ge has come to Zhejiang Province! During the meal, a student said: What should we do? Uncle Ge is here... None of us can live well. I guess we will all suffer this year. .”

But when his companion heard about it, his face was expressionless, and he just smiled indifferently.

Uncle Ge?

hehe...

Although Uncle Ge is everyone's uncle, should you know Professor Xu? The student said disdainfully: I participated in the Zhejiang Provincial Mathematical Olympiad last year, which happened to be in the transitional stage of the Mathematical Olympiad, and the competition found Professor Xu.

words fall,

The student's face was filled with all kinds of sadness.

Professor Xu?

he...

He's coming to ask questions?

No way?

Professor Xu is usually so busy, how can he have time to give us the papers, and even if it is Professor Xu's papers, so what? The student said: He...he should not make things difficult for us.

At this time,

Their companion, a female student, came over with a plate.

Are you all here?

Have you heard? The girl sitting opposite said with a smile, Uncle Ge is here!

...

...

The student shook his head and said seriously: I think it might be Professor Xu. My uncle is a person in this circle. He told me.

Professor Xu...

He...he gave the college entrance examination papers? The girl asked suspiciously: Is this reasonable? Professor Xu is a professor of theoretical physics, and the science synthesis not only involves physics, but also biology and chemistry. Speaking of chemistry... how should we explain biology?

soon,

Xu Mang's college entrance examination papers were covered up and drowned in gossip, but Uncle Ge successfully helped him attract all the firepower.

finally,

The day has come,

Most of the students rushed to their own battlefields one by one with confidence.

Uncle Ge?

So what if Uncle Ge is here?

So many Five-Year College Entrance Examination and Three-Year Simulations are fake? The teacher in charge of the class analyzed in an all-round way that Uncle Ge's habit of writing questions is fake?

In short,

Uncle Ge is not dangerous, as long as he plays normally, he will definitely get a relatively perfect score in the test.

Jingle Bell!

The bell rang for the first exam, and everyone got Chinese.

Two hours seems to be a long time, but in the eyes of most people, two hours is not enough at all. Obviously... this year's difficulty is a bit high, which is very different from what my teacher predicted, but who knows what my class is Whether the teacher guessed the questions carefully may be a fictional fantasy.

for a long time,

After the first language test was over, the students ate a little food, then sat outside the classroom and began to strengthen their knowledge in certain aspects, especially those scumbags, who were memorizing formulas one by one.

Jingle Bell,

the bell rings,

The second test is here!

When all the students got the papers, their first reaction was to fill in their personal information first, and then review the questions.

first question...

no problem,

It appears to be done in accordance with international practice.

the next day,

It is not a difficult problem, but compared with the first question, the difficulty has not increased a little.

third question,

Fourth question...

After completing the four questions, the students were still not hindered obviously, but when they turned their attention to the answers they wrote, almost all the candidates in Zhejiang Province fell into a trace of surprise and fear.

Am I stupid?

How did you write four identical options?

this moment,

In every examination room in Zhejiang Province, a strange atmosphere began to permeate.

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