I Don’t Want to Win Lying Down

Summer is here, the college entrance examination is coming, and it is the annual trial season.

Xu Mang controls the fate of all senior high school students in Zhejiang Province. At this time, he is publishing the college entrance examination papers, which is the first time for him... He will inevitably feel a little nervous, for fear that if any detail is not handled properly, it will cause a lot of trouble to others Troubled, but soon the state adjusted back.

half past four in the afternoon,

Yang Xiaoman returned to the apartment. In the past few days, she would leave work an hour and a half early. Anyway, she was in charge of the company, and no one dared to say 'no'.

And the main reason for Xiaoman to go home early is to supervise the fugitive at home to prevent people from running away and disappearing. Thinking about it, I am angry... I spent more than half of May outside, even though I knew he was It's infuriating to be at work and not even come home.

Huh?

Why are you so obedient today? Yang Xiaoman opened the door and saw Xu Mang sitting in front of the computer with a serious face, and hurriedly said, Have you found inspiration?

No...

Today, Teacher Teng from Jiang University found me for the exam papers, but I was too busy a while ago and forgot about it. I will start copying the exam papers on June 1st, and then seal them up. Xu Mang said innocently: Xiaoman...it's too difficult for me.

Yang Xiaoman rolled her eyes, and said angrily: Why are you so difficult? It's not like you haven't published the papers before. Didn't you publish the papers for the Ning City Final Examination and the Zhejiang Provincial Mathematical Olympiad?

no the same!

The degree of influence is different. There may be one or two geniuses in the whole Zhejiang province. Although these geniuses have never appeared in front of me, you can't prevent them from existing in this world. Xu Mang sighed: If these so-called The genius who got the pass, my title of Xu Devil has become a joke.

really!

This guy is getting rough again.

at this time,

Little Manchester United thought about what Xu Mang said before, not forgetting the original intention, the so-called not forgetting the original intention, this original intention was actually his bad taste.

sometimes,

Yang Xiaoman really wanted to unscrew Xu Mang's Tianling cover to see what was inside, why his thoughts were different from others, and almost everything he did was on the verge of madness and death.

Go out slowly, I'll cook for you.

Yang Xiaoman put on her apron and started making today's dinner. Ever since Yang's Braised Pork was born, and Xu Mang's affirmation, Xiaoman's cooking skills have improved by leaps and bounds. Become a real little chef.

Mainly small...

There were still a few occasional mistakes, but those mistakes were harmless.

soon,

Yang Xiaoman, who came out with tomato beef brisket, still had a happy smile on her face. This was her first attempt at making tomato beef brisket. She had just tasted it herself, and there was no problem. She was planning to show off.. .

He was surprised when he met Xu Mang.

Haha, it's done!

ah!

Immediately afterwards,

The living room was in a mess, with splashed soup, broken dishes, and delicate hands that were scalded red.

Xu Mang was stunned. Seeing Yang Xiaoman's aggrieved face, he hurriedly got up and ran to her side, with the word 'heartache' written all over his face, and comforted him, Don't panic, don't panic...we'll go to the hospital for treatment immediately. !

pain...

It's hot and painful. Yang Xiaoman stared at Xu Mang blankly with his big watery eyes, and his lethality instantly killed Xu Mang.

soon,

Xu Mang accompanied Xiaoman to the hospital, not to mention that it was serious, when he was observed by the doctor, blisters had already formed, but Xiaoman's concern at this time was not whether it hurts or not, but whether it would leave scars .

Generally speaking... obvious scars will be left, and the skin fibrous connective tissue hyperplasia at the wound healing site fills, connects, supports, and protects the surrounding normal scald scar tissue. The doctor said seriously: If there is no scar after trauma Repair, wounds do not heal.

Yang Xiaoman collapsed, staring at Xu Mang wishing he could kill him.

My old lady, I am such a charming and delicate hand, but I was treated like this.

Asshole!

However... the doctor said seriously: Your trauma only hurt the epidermis of the skin, and did not affect the germinal layer of the skin, so there will be no scars. This is just a small trauma.

Hear what the doctor said,

Yang Xiaoman's originally desperate heart has been revived again, as long as no scars are left, anything can be said.

After applying a little plaster for scalds, Yang Xiaoman sat in the car alone, depressed, angry with Xu Mang.

Originally, the space in the car was small, and neither of them spoke, which made the atmosphere rather awkward.

well?

Even if there are scars, I will still want you. Xu Mang said suddenly.

nonsense!

You still dare to dump me, my old lady? Yang Xiaoman stared at Xu Mang, and said angrily, Fortunately, I had quick eyesight and quick hands at that time, so I didn't cause a catastrophe, otherwise...you would have to wring your head off.

oops...

Now that technology is so advanced, scars are not a problem. Xu Mang said seriously: I read a report before, and there are many things to treat scars in the world, and the effect is not bad, but it's a little expensive. The money is right for you. It doesn't matter.

snort!

You have the most reason, anyway, it's not your own hands. Yang Xiaoman pouted her mouth and said angrily, I'm a patient...do you know what to do?

Right now it means that I need to be taken care of, cared for in every possible way.

at this time,

It's definitely not the time for a hard head, after all, I have made mistakes first, and then...Xiaoman is the biological mother of the future children, and I have to take care of her 360 degrees without dead ends, regardless of emotion and reason.

back to the apartment,

First, I packed a dozen or so shrimp wontons and fed them to her mouth one by one after cooking. Then came the part that Xiaoman was looking forward to the most. She needed to take a bath...but the doctor said that the wound should not touch water, so she needed to take a bath. A loved one helps.

loved ones...

At present, there are no relatives around, but there is a husband!

You seem to be looking forward to it? After washing the dishes, Xu Mang returned to the sofa and saw Yang Xiaoman's expectant expression, and asked curiously, What happened?

Yang Xiaoman pouted, and said cautiously: I want to take a bath...

Then wash it!

Why do you need to tell me about taking a shower? Xu Mang said calmly, I'll find you a few plastic bags to cover, so that the wound won't touch the water, hehe... Was it my wit that told me? Shocked?

Yang Xiaoman: (*￣︿￣)

Shock your head!

Is this a plastic bag issue?

This is...

snort!

Pretending to be stupid... Do you think it's useful? Yang Xiaoman rolled her eyes and said angrily, Don't you want to undress the Queen?

finally,

Xu Mang did not escape his fate, but fate was always playing tricks on him. Everything followed the rules until the rules were broken because of his body function. At this time, the scene was full of weirdness.

night,

always come so suddenly,

Because there was a fierce battle before, and now there is a stage of peace in the world.

Yang Xiaoman fell asleep,

Xu Mang got up,

He was going to complete the next AB paper in science and comprehensive. He had completed the three sets of ABC papers in mathematics before, and he was hit hard before he could show off his achievements to Xiaoman.

It has to be said that it is a human tragedy.

The three sets of mathematics college entrance examination papers were of moderate difficulty, and each set was a test of comprehensive ability. In the past, Xu Mang liked to examine other people's logical thinking ability, but now he was more inclined to comprehensive ability, including psychological endurance.

Among these three sets of papers, there is a hidden attribute. The multiple-choice questions are either all A, all B, or all C. Even if someone gets the multiple-choice questions right by relying on their own strength, they will be defeated by this wonderful method.

sorry...

Just ask you believe it or not? !

certainly,

This is the case for multiple-choice questions, and it is also the case for major questions. First, logical thinking is examined, then comprehensive ability, and finally psychological quality.

After going around a large distance, I finally found myself back to the original point,

Just ask if you dare to write? !

well...

I'm sorry... Xu Mang sighed, and said helplessly to himself, Your education department asked for it. If you have anything to ask, ask them.

Comprehensive...

Physics and chemistry are very simple, but the difficulty lies in biology.

It took Xu Mang two hours to complete the physics and chemistry questions, but the biology class didn't know anything about it.

After much deliberation,

He entrusted this task to Xiaoman, but first he had to brainwash Xiaoman.

the next day,

early morning.

Because of her injury, Yang Xiaoman informed everyone in the company in the WeChat group at work yesterday that their boss asked for leave for a few days, so at this time Xiaoman was sleeping late.

Snapped!

After patting her little butt, Xu Mang said with a smile, Little lazy pig has woken up, the sun has been up for a long time!

glanced at the time,

It was just before nine o'clock at this time, and Yang Xiaoman stared at Xu Mang, and asked, I'm not a plant, what does the sun come out have to do with whether I can't get up? Do I still need to carry out photosynthesis?

hey-hey,

Is it true that those who are close to vermilion are red and those who are close to ink are black?

Xiaoman is a little skinny.

This is a good sign!

I have something to ask of you. Xu Mang sat on the head of the bed and said earnestly, The college entrance examination students in Zhejiang Province need your encouragement!

Yang Xiaoman:? ? ?

What's the meaning?

What is the relationship between the college entrance examination students in Zhejiang Province and me?

Little Man!

Help me with some biology questions, the kind that completely shut them down. Xu Mang said, We joined forces again to let candidates know the fear of being ruled by the black wind and evil spirits.

Xu Mang played the card of feelings, trying to make Yang Xiaoman recall the past, the time when he was invincible.

don't even say,

Yang Xiaoman fell into a certain kind of memory. In that memory... she and him are invincible, and no grass grows wherever she goes.

Little Man!

Don't hesitate any longer, just do it!

...

Jiang Da,

Teacher Teng and a group of testers were anxiously waiting. The test papers were going to be printed tomorrow. As a result, the whereabouts of the math and comprehensive test papers were missing. The damn invigilator did not dare to contact Xu Mang directly, and the pressure was all on the test team. .

really,

Persimmons still need to find soft ones.

Director Teng...do you want to call and ask? The former doctor of the Chinese Department asked: Ask what's going on now...

Sudden,

Teacher Teng noticed an email in his mailbox.

coming!

finally come!

Teacher Teng clicked on the email and found that it was from Xu Mang. He hurriedly shouted to everyone present, It's done! There are five sets in total!

...

...

...

So punctual!

This speed is simply unmatched.

But the content...

The whole group began to review the papers submitted by Xu Mang. First, there were three sets of advanced mathematics papers. Although some of them were not science majors, they were still Ph. D. students with a solid foundation in mathematics.

At first, there was a trace of anticipation on everyone's faces, but within ten seconds after the paper was opened, everyone's faces began to twist.

this...

Is this a math paper?

Sure?

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