I Don’t Want to Win Lying Down

After waiting for those students to leave, Xu Mang and Xiaoman began to chat, and the content of the chat was what they had just talked about.

Xiaoman? Xu Mang sighed, and said helplessly: What should I do...the other party is giving us a big gift bag, do we need to make a good deal of it, let the students know that playing lottery is easy to lose money I'm done playing.

Um!

They'll remember once there's a lot of blood. Yang Xiaoman said blankly, Let's go...let's sign up first.

moment,

The two came to the place of registration, which was at a vegetable ordering window in the cafeteria. Fortunately, the two came early, and the deadline was still half an hour away.

but,

When Xu Mang went to sign up, many students stopped him.

joke...

This is Professor Xu,

In case something goes wrong with Professor Xu eating spicy food, he cannot bear the responsibility.

But under Xu Mang's insistence, he finally reported this name, but he also signed a waiver stating that any physical condition during the competition has nothing to do with this competition.

Classmates? Xu Mang asked curiously, Why are there so few people? There are only thirty or so people participating in this competition.

...

Professor Xu...that's already a lot. Last year there were only twenty or so people, and this year's sudden increase of ten people is almost a miracle. The student smiled bitterly: Professor Xu...this competition is not the first place. There will be prizes, and the top three will all have prizes.

Well?

Have the first three?

Xu Mang asked nicely, What prize?

I'm afraid you already know that the first one is free food and drink for four years, then the second one is free food and drink for two years, and the third one is free food and drink for one year. The student said seriously: And eat a can of Reaper hot sauce , The race party has other prizes, reward a charging treasure, eat two cans of Reaper hot sauce, and reward a bicycle.

if...

Eating three jars of Grim Reaper's hot sauce,

Reward a Mavericks electric car! ’ said the student.

...

Who paid for this money? Xu Mang asked.

School.

oh...

After saying goodbye to the student,

When Xu Mang and Yang Xiaoman returned to the apartment, they began to formulate their plan. The so-called plan was very simple. Xu Mang was responsible for eating chili sauce, and Yang Xiaoman would complete the guessing operations later. Of course, she would use her own professional skill.

at this time,

Yang Xiaoman sent a message in the WeChat group, and less than half an hour later, she received countless calls.

Honey...

I'll go out and get something, you can watch TV by yourself.

words fall,

Yang Xiaoman took his car keys and left the apartment, leaving Xu Mang alone in a dazed state.

well...

It's so urgent, I don't know what to do again. Xu Mang sighed, lay on the sofa and looked at the animal world, and turned off the TV as he watched. Xu Mang took out his mobile phone and searched for himself in the school's forum. s post.

Especially the post about my participation in the spicy eating contest.

don't even say,

It has been pinned to the top now!

[Shocked, Professor Xu participated in the suicide competition! 】

This was just one of them. Xu Mang glanced at it briefly. There were about a dozen such posts. Prompted by curiosity, Xu Mang hurriedly clicked on the top post. The number of replies to this post was quite high.

What's the situation...Professor Xu is not from Ning City, he is a real seafood eater, but he went to participate in the spicy food competition... Can't think about it?

Ghost knows, I think Professor Xu can get the first place.

Upstairs, you didn't take your medicine in the morning, right? Professor Xu got the first place...I just turned upside down and swallowed feces in female clothes.

Damn... are you crazy, buddy?

The pure man on the third floor!

The third floor cheats food and drink.

Xu Mang: (°ー°〃)

this...

Women's handstand, spinning and swallowing feces?

What kind of difficulty is this?

certainly,

Xu Mang also got some information from it. In fact, most people are not optimistic about themselves. After all, growing up in a water town in the south of the Yangtze River, peppers are generally only used for decoration. Although the eating habits are gradually changing with the development of the times, no matter what Change, the gene that can't eat too spicy still exists.

well...

Unintentionally planting willows and willows into shade. Xu Mang smiled wryly. He didn't do anything, but relying on his place of birth, he released a smoke bomb to the students first.

Immediately afterwards,

Xu Mang was surprised to find that there was a mysterious organization that was regularly smearing himself, but it wasn't actually smearing... it was just a disguised bad-mouthing.

No no no!

I'm afraid there is a problem!

Reminiscent of the calls Xiaoman received, are these related to Yang Xiaoman?

but,

Xu Mang noticed that the students in the forum seemed to have formed an inherent thought about him. In fact, he participated in the spicy eating competition just for fun, so he registered a name casually, and he would be the first to quit.

this thought,

This kind of free image has been deeply rooted in the hearts of the people.

after an hour,

Yang Xiaoman returned to the apartment, struggling to hold a big cardboard box.

well?

What's in here? Xu Mang asked curiously.

money!

More than one and a half million. Yang Xiaoman said blankly: I spent more than one million to collect it.

Xu Mang:? ? ?

What's the meaning?

Spent more than one million and received more than one and a half million?

this...

Is there such an operation?

Seeing Xu Mang's confused expression, Yang Xiaoman covered his mouth and said with a smile: Actually, it's a voucher that I paid for. Now the vouchers outside are all sold at a 10% discount, and some are 15% off. sell.

you...

You just took all the vouchers in circulation on the market? Xu Mang asked in horror.

Roughly the same.

It's only 30% at most. Yang Xiaoman said seriously: I will cooperate with various merchants with my team later.

Xu Mang was stunned for a moment. Although he didn't know what Xiaoman was going to do, he could imagine that the capital operation had already begun. I'm afraid that the entire Fuda students would become Xiaoman's meat and let him slaughter him.

Little Man?

Do you have any plans? Xu Mang asked.

certainly!

I just can't tell you, anyway, you have to give me the first place, so that I can maximize my profits, otherwise this is a failed capital operation. Yang Xiaoman said seriously: In my calculations, ..This time the profit is more than 400%.

I...

Fuck!

What is this!

When Xu Mang heard this shocking number, he collapsed in an instant. With a 400% profit, can this leek bear it?

Then Xiaoman went out,

And Xu Mang was lying on the sofa, thinking about it. Just in case, Xu Mang silently turned on his phone, searched for pictures of peppers, covered his face with the screen of the phone, and fell asleep.

Xu Mang: Zzzz

Spicy skill +1

Spicy skill +1

...

for a long time,

until three o'clock in the afternoon,

Everyone had almost eaten, and now they were all sitting on the playground, waiting for the spicy food competition to be held in two hours. At this time, Xu Mang's appearance caused quite a stir, but most of them were Motivate him.

Professor Xu, come on!

Professor Xu, don't be under psychological pressure!

Professor Xu is the best!

Facing the tide of encouragement, Xu Mang was very moved. These people are really kind...

soon,

Xu Mang found Sun Chuanxiao and the others.

...

...

...

Faced with Xu Mang's weird behavior, Sun Chuanxiao, Wang Ai, and Hu Jie were a little confused, but they were soon relieved by Xu Mang's rhetoric. Just for fun... Isn't it to win the first place? Yes, if it doesn't work, get out.

Professor Xu.

Last year, we had a sophomore in the spicy food competition, who seemed to be called...Wang Binbin. Hu Jie said to Xu Mang, The second place was a girl, who was just a scoop less than Wang Binbin, and she lost to her opponent. It seems to be Zhou Haitao, and the third place is also a girl, Mu Ci.

Wang Binbin,

Zhou Haitao,

Muse.

Xu Mang remembered the names of these three people deeply in his mind, and these three people would be the biggest competitors in a while.

Little Hu?

By the way, where is this competition going to be held? Xu Mang looked around and found a stage set up in the distance, pointing to it hurriedly and asked, Could it be this stage? This is the competition stage? About thirty people are on it Crazy eating chili? Thousands of people are watching and booing below?

Um!

That's why it's interesting. Hu Jie said with a smile: There are already two supervisors in the Department of Medicine with about 20 students, and they are waiting on the sidelines. There will be no problems, and five ambulances are prepared.

this...

It's a little scary!

Xu Mang shrank his neck and looked at the ambulances lined up neatly in the distance, feeling a little flustered.

You have a new lawyer's letter, please check it!

The phone rang, and it was Xiaoman calling.

Hello?

What's the matter? Xu Mang asked.

Um...

I need to discuss something with you. Yang Xiaoman said in a squeak: This competition lasts for half an hour, you eat slowly for the first fifteen minutes, try to show the look of being so hot that you want to die, Attention... Be sure to control the ranking, you must be the last in the first fifteen minutes!

Um!

And then? Xu Mang asked.

In the next ten minutes, from seeing death as home to being on the verge of death...you try to act as real as possible. Yang Xiaoman said: You are a good actor, it seems that there is no pressure on you, you must not act smashed!

Do not worry!

You still can't believe my acting skills? Xu Mang said with a smile, What about the last five minutes?

The last five minutes... kill them all! Yang Xiaoman said indifferently: Anyway, my mother, I have tried my best to accumulate the most capital with the least amount of money. The next step is up to you, and this quiz is at the last minute. will be closed.

Um!

Do not worry!

hang up the phone,

Xu Mang frowned, five minutes...would it be an opportunity for others to take advantage of it?

after,

Xu Mang received a call from the organizer, and the other party's tone was full of respect. After all, when facing Professor Xu Mang, Xu Mang should be polite.

Came backstage,

None of the contestants dared to show face to Xu Mang, so they all greeted him first.

I just want to participate...hehe. Xu Mang said with a smile, You guys take care of yourself, I'm just here to experience it, I can't eat too spicy.

Hearing Xu Mang's words,

Everyone present showed a smile, Professor Xu... is really honest!

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