I Don’t Want to Win Lying Down

a whole day,

Xu Mang lay on the bed for a whole day, and finally at eight o'clock the next morning, he opened his eyes and found that his surroundings were empty, his head felt a little swollen, and then he fell into a daze mode, thinking about the relationship between people and things. A thing of art and nature.

By the way...

There is a posture that can reach the soul directly, but I don't know what it looks like.

Huh?

Are you awake? Yang Xiaoman walked into the room and saw Xu Mang sitting on the head of the bed, staring blankly at the front. Looking out the window at the empty playground.

ah?

How long have I been asleep? Xu Mang asked.

It's been a long time, at least twenty hours. Yang Xiaoman sat next to Xu Mang, leaning his head lightly on his shoulder, and said softly, Don't do this next time, you know your complexion was bad, I Thought your deadline was approaching.

...

It's not because of you. Xu Mang rolled his eyes, and said helplessly: I used to stay up for three days and nights, lying in front of the computer and playing games all day. Since I met you, I can't bear it all day and night. Living.

Hearing Xu Mang's words, Yang Xiaoman almost lost his temper.

Obviously you did it yourself,

Pushing it on my old lady again... I'm so mad!

Hello!

You're such a bastard! Yang Xiaoman said angrily, It's your own poor health, lack of exercise is none of my business, you always point the finger at me, do you think that now that I've changed my ways, I won't hit you with my fists? nose, so lawlessness?

No no no no!

I...

Huh? Xu Mang came to his senses, hurriedly took out his mobile phone, and called Professor Li Aimin to ask about the progress of the crystal production. According to what he said before, the crystal should have been completed long ago.

However...

Xu Mang was told that because the producer was preparing for a food festival,

As a result, the construction period has been stagnated. Wait for another week, and the crystal will definitely be completed by then.

Food Festival?

What is this?

Little Man?

There's a food festival in our school? Xu Mang looked at her in bewilderment, and asked curiously, Is it the same as the food festival in high school?

Hmmmm!

It can be said to be exactly the same! Yang Xiaoman nodded, and hurriedly said: But the scale is much larger than in high school. Each campus has its own special food festival, so there are also different programs. For example, this campus is Spicy eating competition, and my campus is a big eater competition.

ah?

Are you bored in college?

Xu Mang was speechless for a while. When he was in high school, he tried the so-called spicy food competition. Although he won the competition in the end, he sent the second place to the hospital for gastric lavage. Go to the hospital for gastric lavage, but...

The next day was still tragic.

Fool?

I remember you are very good at eating spicy food. Yang Xiaoman said seriously: This time the prize is very rich. The first place in this campus spicy eating competition can get the right to eat in the cafeteria for four years, and my campus has a big stomach. Wang Contest, Starbucks free coffee for one year, you can get a cup every day.

Fuck!

So awesome?

Xu Mang was a little moved by what he said. Although the free Starbucks for a year was only three hundred and sixty-five cups, which is not a few dollars after calculation, Xu Mang decided to take all the big prizes based on the principle of taking what is free. Pack it up and go home.

right!

The former big devil is back again!

say,

Can cut a wave...

Hello!

Don't even think about cutting leeks. Seeing Xu Mang's gradually wicked expression, Yang Xiaoman knew that he must be thinking differently, and said hastily, My mother, I was cutting leeks outside, and my conscience was severely condemned. Can you be a human being?

...

Aren't you harvesting foreign leeks? Xu Mang asked curiously.

Foreigners are human too... they are all a species. Yang Xiaoman sighed, and said calmly: And your methods are too low-level to maximize the benefits.

This nima...

Xu Mang shrank his neck. He knew that finance was scary before, but he never expected it to be so scary. Xiaoman's daily income is so high, how many foreign leeks have to be harvested.

Little Man?

Well?

Why didn't you cut leeks with me in high school? Xu Mang asked curiously, If we had cut leeks together, the two of us would have won the first high school.

At that time...

I didn't study economics. Yang Xiaoman pouted: At the time I thought you were pretty good, but now it seems that what you call fraud is a crime!

Xu Mang: 囧

Nima,

It's embarrassing to have a wife who makes money.

If it is ordinary money making, forget it. The problem is that this wife can make a lot of money... a BMW that starts with a seven a day.

certainly,

As the subsequent funds continue to accumulate, the money earned will gradually increase. If this continues...no surprises, it will accumulate to 500 million after one year.

this...

How on earth do you make money?

It really is a high IQ game.

after,

After Xu Mang got up, he washed up briefly, and then ate the quick-frozen glutinous rice balls cooked by Xiaoman, stuffed with pork suet oil and sesame seeds, a specialty of Ning City.

Is this from a cylinder duck dog?

How do you know? Yang Xiaoman nodded, I bought it online, and I bought three packs.

The taste of lard is relatively strong, and the sesame filling is very thick. Xu Mang ate the glutinous rice balls very quickly, one in a few seconds, and soon he killed all twenty glutinous rice balls.

at this time,

Yang Xiaoman was dumbfounded, this is simply Zhu Bajie eating ginseng fruit.

The afternoon was quite leisurely. Xu Mang was lying on the sofa, playing games and listening to relaxing music. During the relaxing time, he was interrupted by a phone call. When he picked it up, it turned out to be Brother Chuanxiao. of.

Hello?

Xu Mang? Brother Chuan Xiao's voice reached Xu Mang's ears, We recently discovered a relatively rare pattern of roentgen rays. In the star system of MAXI J1621501, we noticed a strange point. This point is in space. Explodes violin rays outward at unpredictable frequencies.

ah?

And then? Xu Mang asked.

At present, we only know that this is a binary star system that contains both an ordinary star and a black hole or neutron star. Chuan Xiaoxiong said: Both the neutron star and the black hole can produce unpredictable Roentgen ray patterns when they absorb the material of the companion star.

but...

What we detected is different from the binary star system known by the public, and the frequency is different. Brother Chuan Xiao said seriously: I will send the information to your mailbox later, and you can see if you can find it. question.

oh...

hang up,

Xu Mang stretched, and silently walked to the computer.

Soon after, I received an email from Brother Chuan Xiao. I clicked on it and read it, and found a lot of interesting things. Xu Mang has made a lot of contributions in astrophysics, especially in the field of black holes. Among them, he has made great contributions. It proves that information conservation is the basic law of the universe.

Take Hawking radiation one step further.

Well?

Why...why do you still have such a problem? Xu Mang found a strange place in the process of reading the materials. It was clearly stated in the materials that the roentgen rays produced by the thermonuclear explosion of neutron stars have a fixed pattern, about every Repeat every seventy-eight days.

but...

is it possible?

How to explain this seventy-eight-day cycle, yet have an unpredictable pattern?

Xu Mang tried everything, but couldn't find a perfect explanation. It happened that Yang Xiaoman came home and found Xu Mang who was working, and his expression gradually became angry.

Hello!

You promised me to take a good rest, why are you reading the materials again? Yang Xiaoman said dissatisfied.

just looking around.

Brother Chuanxiao called me just now and sent me a copy of the information. Xu Mang said with a smile: I don't want to read it... When the food festival is over, for a while... Let's have a good time .”

after,

Xu Mang called Brother Chuan Xiao and told him that he didn't have time recently and would reply in a few days. Then he invited them to participate in this food festival. At first, they were hesitant, but after Hu Jie continued to Under the urging, they all agreed.

Mainly for fun!

...

The festive atmosphere became more and more intense, and many classes sent out their students with the best cooking skills. As the deputy director of the physics department, Xu Mang went to see the preparations of each class in the physics department.

The situation is not bad, most of them are Sichuan and Chongqing delicacies, such as cold rabbit, cold beef, cold duck gizzards and so on.

Professor Xu!

A student was nervous when he saw Xu Mang bringing his girlfriend to inspect the work.

take it easy.

I'm not a bad person. Xu Mang asked with a smile, Did you buy it online?

...

Yeah! The student nodded and said cautiously, Professor Xu...don't be so loud, it's over if someone hears you.

Xu Mang said helplessly, How much...how much do you plan to sell this for?

At least double it.

???

???

Hearing what the student said, Xu Mang and Yang Xiaoman were taken aback for a moment.

Fuck!

This fucking heart is too dark, right?

Saying goodbye to such sellers, Xu Mang and Xiaoman came to the booth of the second grade of optics, which sold skewers, but Xu Mang, relying on his status as a professor, rubbed off on a few skewers from others, and asked while eating skewers: How much is one?

Just your beef tendon... fifteen yuan! A girl said with a smile: There is no discount at all!

Xu Mang: Σ(`д'*ノ)ノ

Yang Xiaoman: Σ(`д′*ノ)ノ

this...

Are you so arrogant?

after,

The two walked around and found that the students in the Department of Physics were doing business very straight, without any twists and turns. Based on the principle of whether to buy it or not, they set prices randomly, regardless of whether the customer's wallet could bear the price. , in short, is stubborn.

the next day,

The real food festival begins.

Xu Mang brought Brother Chuanxiao and the others to the campus at the school gate, and then they parted ways, looking for delicious food on the campus.

but...

Xu Mang didn't bring any money, so he and Xiaoman planned to eat for nothing.

soon,

The two sat on the edge of the flower bed and ate the rainbow cotton candy they had just brought over for free. In just one hour, they ate all the delicacies of a department without giving money. Xu Mang gave it at first, but the students Do not live or die.

well...

This year's spicy eating competition is very exciting, and last year's champion is back. A student said excitedly: Do you know how much he ate before? Three cans of Reaper's hot sauce, do you think it's awesome? Ordinary people go straight to the west !

Fuck...

This...is it too late to send this to the hospital? Another student asked in horror.

No no no!

Whenever the food festival comes, do you know which department is the happiest? The student said mysteriously: The medical department...annual clinical experiment opportunity, led by their mentors, for students who have problems eating See a doctor.

hiss!

Scary!

At this time,

The other two also joined in the chat.

However, these two revealed a special news. On the second floor of the gymnasium, someone set up a free guessing game for tonight's spicy eating competition. The game was played within a framework of rules, and the price was vouchers from various shops in the school!

...

...

Xu Mang and Xiaoman looked at each other.

at this time,

Silence is better than sound!

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