I Don’t Want to Win Lying Down

at this time,

There are still 20 minutes left before the so-called spicy eating contest.

Bai gave Xu Mang a seat in the corner, holding his mobile phone and looking at the information about the so-called Reaper Chili. He had bought a pack of Reaper Spicy Bars when he was in high school. room.

The Carolina Reaper Pepper, a super pepper bred in South Carolina, was the hottest pepper in the world seven years ago, with an average spiciness of 1.6 million SHU and a subversive value of 2.2 million SHU.

this...

This is not going to die!

Xu Mang shrank his head. According to the level of spiciness, a bottle of Reaper's pepper is basically a farewell to life, but I heard that the first place last year ate three bottles, so there is a problem...Reaper's hot sauce is fake Yes, it's just a gimmick to scare people.

It is estimated that it has been diluted, otherwise, according to this level of spiciness, the soul will reach its peak in one bite.

classmate?

Looking at your frowning face, it seems that you have encountered some problem. Xu Mang noticed that there was a boy nearby with a lifeless expression. He hadn't eaten chili sauce yet, and his expression was too rich.

Professor Xu...

It's nothing. The boy smiled wryly, I just received a notice that my girlfriend asked me to win the first place in the spicy eating contest. If I don't win the first place, we will break up.

I...

this...

Is it too cruel?

Xu Mang looked at the boy in horror, and couldn't imagine how much pressure he was under. Maybe...it was the girl's trick to punish the boy before breaking up.

I'm usually not very capable, but when it comes to the relationship between men and women, I still have some understanding. Xu Mang said seriously, Tell me about your affairs, and I can help you answer them.

ah?

Professor Xu... are you still an expert in relationships? The student froze for a moment, then looked at him in disbelief: Actually... I don't know what's going on,

She also asked me to participate in this competition, I thought it was just to join in the fun, but in the end...

Xu Mang thought for a while, then patted the student on the shoulder silently, and said seriously, If you want to live a decent life, you must have some green on your head. If it's a big deal, just carry it over and it's over!

words fall,

The student's expression was almost twisted together.

Fuck!

This is the legendary love expert? This is clearly an expert in blocking!

After rescuing a teenager who was lost in the colorful world, Xu Mang returned to his seat and made a phone call to Xiaoman. Boring was boring anyway.

Hello?

Xiaoman? Xu Mang said with a sigh, Would you like to chat with me?

...

Now I finally know the role of my old lady? Yang Xiaoman said angrily: I am busy now, helping you cut leeks. Before, old lady, you didn't cherish my free time. Now when I get busy, you will regret it , tell you two big characters... no time!

Snapped!

The call is hung up.

Xu Mang looked at his phone in a daze.

soon,

The so-called race begins.

Xu Mang was the last one to appear on stage. As the grand finale, after all, his identity was there, and many people present came to watch Xu Mang eat hot sauce, so the person in charge naturally arranged for Xu Mang to be the last one.

When he appeared on the stage, the melon-eaters below cheered.

Hoo hoo!

Hello, hello? The host tried the sound twice with the microphone, hurried to Xu Mang's side, and asked respectfully, Professor Xu...are you nervous now?

ah?

Don't be nervous...the important thing is to participate. Xu Mang said with a smile: Actually, I'm just a freebie, and the main thing is to experience the hot sauce eating competition.

oh...

Professor Xu is still very sincere and doesn't play tricks with us. The girl said with a smile: Then let's ask...

after,

It was just a boring questioning session, but this girl's skill in fighting fire was very poor, and the harmony between the three strong men was not any smoke at all.

Xu Mang couldn't stand it anymore. After silently paying for the skill of arching fire, he snatched the microphone from the girl, walked up to a certain female contestant, and said seriously, Student...you were the third place last year. Which place do you want this year? Do you want to be number one with your sword, or be humiliated as the third child?

I...

This... The female contestant was stupefied, she looked at Xu Mang in horror, did she use her big moves when she came up?

I want to be number one.

The girl responded casually.

Xu Mang nodded, looked at another female contestant, and asked curiously, Classmate...someone wants to take your first place, what do you want to say to her?

Then we'll see the truth on the field! The girl said confidently, Anyway, I won't lose!

Xu Mang glanced at the last boy. He was last year's champion.

Classmate Wang?

Did you hear that? Xu Mang asked seriously, First of all, I'm not a troublemaker, but if this can be tolerated, that's what it will be like for swallowing dung!

words fall,

The students below are going crazy.

Isn't this a troublemaker?

I've seen one that's on fire, but I've never seen one that's so good at it...

Under Xu Mang's catalysis, the atmosphere became a little fiery.

I now declare...

The spicy eating contest has officially started!

As soon as the host's voice fell,

The contestants held the hot sauce in their left hand and the spoon in their right, frantically pouring the hot sauce into their mouths, frantically trying to die while their faces were full of pain.

but...

There is also one exception.

Xu Mang just opened the bottle cap and smelled the hot sauce inside. The pungent chili smell shot straight to his forehead, almost killing him.

Fuck...

Can this be eaten?

Xu Mang looked around carefully, and found that the players around him were working hard and eating hot sauce like crazy, Xu Mang was a little at a loss.

finally,

Still dipping a little bit of hot sauce on the tip of his tongue, an instant destructive feeling swept through his brain, almost killing him.

The students also noticed Xu Mang's desperate expression.

well!

Professor Xu really can't eat spicy food! A student said with a smile, Look at this expression... I think Professor Xu is going to die!

yes!

I don't know what Professor Xu thinks... why do you come here for abuse when you are so good? A boy next to him smiled and said, How much do you think Professor Xu can eat?

Well...

It's probably only a spoonful. The previous student said seriously: Although it is diluted chili sauce, the spiciness is still very strong. If you don't have a long-term habit of eating spicy food, you can't stand it at all. Professor Xu is from Jiangnan. , I don’t have the habit of eating spicy food.”

Because of Xu Mang's rich expressions, the melon eaters in the audience picked up their mobile phones and took pictures of this mobile emoji.

moment,

The emoticons of Xu Mang eating chili sauce swept the entire Internet. Every major forum, Weibo, and portal had Xu Mang's expression when eating chili sauce. feel disgusted.

instead,

Xu Mang was very popular with everyone because of his painful expression when eating chili sauce. Before, many people thought that scientific research was a rigid type, but Professor Xu Mang broke other people's inherent concepts. Scientific researchers are also ordinary people.

They also feel pain when faced with hot sauce.

Professor Xu is so cute...

so cute!

By the way, is this hot sauce really that spicy?

...

at the same time,

Yang Xiaoman saw Xu Mang's post through the school forum, clicked in and saw it, and almost laughed out loud, not to mention...it's so cute, the kind that wants to eat but doesn't want to eat, but after eating, the kind of raw Farewell to death.

It is worthy of being a master of drama!

well?

Sister Xiaoman! A girl sitting next to her hurriedly handed her mobile phone to Yang Xiaoman, and said with a smile: Your husband is popular again, and I checked, and basically all the messages are girls.

Yang Xiaoman: (*￣︿￣)

Impressed!

This bastard is not handsome, why is he so popular with women?

But if you think about it carefully, although this guy is very popular with women, he hasn't messed with women so far, which is worthy of praise.

Miss Xiaoman?

This... Can Professor Xu win the championship? This girl is Yang Xiaoman's apprentice, two years older than Xiaoman, but her age does not prevent her from calling someone else's sister, and she has witnessed Yang Xiaoman's financial methods, and she was beaten Shocked beyond words.

no problem.

Your Professor Xu...can't be judged by normal human thinking. Yang Xiaoman said seriously: In short...follow the plan!

Um!

after,

Because of Xu Mang's miraculous performance, zero people bought Xu Mang to win, and Yang Xiaoman's point of cutting leeks was not on Xu Mang, but on the top three contestants last year. Of course, just in case, by virtue of With strong capital, Yang Xiaoman has already monopolized the betting market.

at first,

There were a few overreaching people who brought hundreds of thousands of people in, but they were instantly strangled by Xiaoman's gang.

Since then, no one has come in.

I think it's a little unfair. Why is there no quiz about Professor Xu's ranking? A student said, It's not fair!

Are you crazy?

This is clearly the last place. Do you think you will be given a free guess? Another student said helplessly, I'm not a fool.

It's hard to say.

Perhaps Professor Xu eats a little bit like this, and a miracle may happen after 30 minutes. The former student explained: Do you think I am reasonable?

Another student sighed: The spicy food competition is based on weight, just Professor Xu's amount... half an hour is at most half a spoonful, and others start with a spoonful. How can you compare with others?

As soon as the voice fell,

A strong man broke in and said to the two of them, The big thing is bad...

???

???

The arrival of this big man made the two of them feel tight.

white...

Here comes the quiz for nothing! The brawny man said, Hurry up and buy... odds of 0.02, free money!

What?

What free money?

Professor Xu! The strong man said out of breath, Professor Xu's ranking is out!

Fuck!

Just mentioned this stubble, and it came in a blink of an eye?

...

Time passed minute by minute,

Soon Xu Mang survived fifteen minutes. According to Xiaoman's script prompt...Xu Mang wanted to change his previous attitude, from cowardly to fearful of death.

???

???

???

Fuck!

Professor Xu finally ate half a spoonful!

One small step for man, one giant leap for mankind!

but...

The people in the audience saw that Xu Mang's face became a little weird, and then he was stuck on the stage like a candle, motionless. He was already closed to himself.

at this time,

The chili sauce eating contest was in full swing. Except for Xu Mang, a free contestant, the speed and weight of the other 20 or 30 people were even greater than before.

However, the top three are still the old three.

Wang Binbin,

Zhou Haitao,

Muse.

The grades of the three are on par.

As time went on, many people had reached the point of collapse. They picked up the milk on the side one after another and began to soothe the mouth. The rule is that if they take a sip of milk, it is considered the end of the game.

And the last three minutes,

Wang Binbin, Zhou Haitao, and Mu Ci started the final struggle, and the top three will be decided in the last three minutes.

now,

end of distance,

Only seventy seconds left!

Xu Mang woke up from his bewildered state, and glanced at the three remaining contestants.

almost,

It's time to show off the real technique!

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