I Don’t Want to Win Lying Down

Hearing what her husband said, Xiaoman's cousin was a little surprised. It wasn't that her husband made a mistake, but that her fiancé was a little stubborn. He had been humiliated once on campus before, but when he came to his home, he still wanted to Humiliated a second time.

Although my husband is not an authoritative person in the field of mathematics, he is one of the outstanding graduates of Columbia University majoring in mathematics. Coupled with the characteristics of his profession, mistakes in calculations are absolutely not allowed.

Ignore him.

Basically, he doesn't understand anything. Cousin Xiaoman glanced at Xu Mang, and said calmly, He's a physics guy and knows about mathematics. After all, there is a difference between pure mathematics and physics.

Cousin, cousin-in-law! Xu Mang said with a smile: You guys are going too far. I am also a professor of theoretical physics anyway. My math ability is not ordinary. If you don't believe me, ask Xiaoman, my math thief is special. How awesome!

But before Xu Mang could finish bragging, Yang Xiaoman rolled his eyes at the idiot, and asked angrily, I don't know, don't ask me.

Yang Xiaoman didn't want to brag for Xu Mang anymore. After bragging for so long, he was disturbed by this guy, making himself unable to lift himself up in front of his cousin. Now that his cousin and her husband are here, unless he is crazy ...

Listen!

Your fiancée doesn't agree with you. My cousin said with a smile on her face.

Xiao Xu.

Although your cousin-in-law is not a professor, he is still a Ph.D. in mathematics from Columbia University. The cousin-in-law said earnestly: As the saying goes, there is an insurmountable mountain between you and me.

Xu Mang shrugged, and said with a relaxed face, Oh...

Sitting back beside Xiaoman, Xu Mang watched a very boring talk show. He was very confused about this show. Is it so good?

soon,

Time to sleep.

Xu Mang and Yang Xiaoman were lying on the bed, each playing with their mobile phones. Before the qualitative change, sleep was always so desirable, but after the qualitative change, sleeping was so common, as easy as breathing.

Over time, they would feel bored, and their relationship would gradually die out, but Xu Mang was a person with many tricks, and he could give Xiaoman a new experience every time.

Huh?

That's not right! Yang Xiaoman scrolled through Weibo,

With a face full of surprise, he said: The Internet is full of your reports!

Good or bad? Xu Mang asked expressionlessly.

...

There are good and bad. Yang Xiaoman glanced at Xu Mang, and said seriously, I read some media reports, and they split your words. You are now a spiritual American.

Xu Mang:? ? ?

What?

Spiritual American?

Who is this?

Xu Mang looked at Xiaoman with a confused face, and asked curiously, What is a spiritual American?

Well...

They look like Chinese on the surface, but in the spiritual world, they yearn for America. Yang Xiaoman explained: This is a spiritual American. To put it crudely, they are lackeys on the spiritual level.

Fuck!

Nima... Isn't this a fucking bastard?

Although Xu Mang was mentally prepared, he felt very uncomfortable when he heard that he had twisted himself so much.

What about the Internet?

How do you rate me online? Xu Mang asked.

It's different on the Internet. After all, there are videos. Many netizens are angry at the fakes of those traditional media. Yang Xiaoman scrolled through Facebook and Twitter, and said nonchalantly: I haven't seen any negative things about you for now. information.

Xu Mang nodded. It didn't matter how foreign countries thought of him. He cared most about his domestic reputation.

Little Man?

How's the domestic public opinion? Xu Mang asked.

Wait a moment.

words fall,

Yang Xiaoman hastily opened Weibo. Unexpectedly, the idiot lying next to him became the number one most searched Weibo. After ten minutes of browsing, he did not find any relevant negative reports. Almost everyone Netizens are one-sided.

Just click on a Weibo, and it reposts a video of Xu Mang attacking the CNN reporter.

There are more than 30,000 comments below, and as many as 50,000 retweets.

certainly,

Compared with those traffic stars playing basketball, Xu Mang was just a newborn baby. After all, others had hundreds of millions of retweets!

Support Professor Xu! A very respectable person, besides! I strongly agree with the thought of inheriting the number one in our bones!

Damn it... These thoughts seem to be brought in by genes. The key is that no one thinks there is anything wrong. This damn pride makes me unable to sleep today.

I'm sorry... We are born to be the first, so we are naturally dissatisfied if we fail to be the first.

Most of the comments were about Xu Mang's answer to the CNN reporter's first question, and his answer resonated strongly with many people, and even some harsh keyboard warriors fell on Xu Mang's side.

but...

Those real spiritual Americans are different, such as those well-known big Vs, feeling uncomfortable all over...

Some of these microblogs also reported foreign media's evaluation of Xu Mang. Some of the distorted facts made many people feel angry, but it was normal to think about it. After all, mainstream foreign media tended to discredit flower growers.

good!

Almost all of them are on your side. Yang Xiaoman said.

Then it's fine. Xu Mang stretched his waist, glanced at Xiao Man beside him, and asked with a smile, Xiao Man... how about we play a game?

OK!

Yang Xiaoman suddenly became interested, and asked curiously: What game?

Better than anyone else who can fall asleep first!

I'm going to bed first.

words fall,

Xu Mang closed his eyes directly, twisted his body...and fell asleep.

Yang Xiaoman: (艹盘艹) Convex

hateful!

What a fool again!

at the same time,

in another room,

The cousin and the cousin-in-law are completing their daily tasks, talking and communicating before going to bed, telling each other about the people and things they encountered at work today, but... this time is a little different, the two have a common topic.

The cousin's fiancé, Professor Xu Mang Xu.

husband?

I don't think Xu Mang is reliable. The cousin frowned, and said with a serious face, I'm worried that my cousin will be deceived. This Xu Mang can tell at a glance that he is not a good person. A simple person like my cousin... .I'm afraid I will be bullied by him every day.

You said... is Xu Mang a violent person? The cousin said with a look of horror: I like to drink, and when I drink, I make trouble, and when I make trouble, I use violence against my cousin. Tell me... Do I choose to call the police? ?”

The cousin-in-law said helplessly: This is all fantasies. I don't think you should jump to conclusions without evidence, and your first feeling has never been right...Every time it is the opposite, based on past experience , Xiao Xu is the one being bullied.

The cousin gave her husband a blank look, and it was indeed as he said, her feelings were never right, and even too much, every prediction was reversed, which caused a lot of trouble. Whenever there was the World Cup, The European Cup, European Champions Cup, etc... are very busy.

but...

You can't win too much, or you will have bad luck.

Then what...

Have you finished your market analysis? asked my cousin.

Almost. The cousin-in-law nodded. At this time, he showed a curious expression, and asked, Xiao Xu seems to be from a very wealthy family. I saw that he was wearing a Rolex green water ghost, and the clothes were also worth a lot. Not cheap.

Rolex...

It's not a good brand. The cousin said helplessly, You can buy it after you bite your teeth.

Too.

The cousin-in-law took his notebook and was about to sit on the bed and continue working.

As a Ph.D. in mathematics at Columbia University, my cousin-in-law is very sensitive to numbers and is also very confident. The encounter between him and his cousin was an accidental exchange in mathematics. However, the cousin-in-law failed miserably that time, but his unyielding character kept him going. challenge.

Losing, losing... My cousin's husband found that he had no chance of winning, so he married his cousin silently.

Say...

When will you go home? asked the cousin-in-law, I have never seen your parents.

...

Maybe in the next life. The cousin said blankly.

Facing the cousin who doesn't want to go home, the cousin's husband is also very helpless. Every time they ask about going home, the relationship between the two becomes very rigid, and they don't mention it anymore over time. Today, because they saw Xiaoman and Xiaoxu, they tried to Sexually asked a question.

Sudden,

The cousin-in-law who was working now had a surprised look on his face.

Huh?

What's wrong?

No...nothing.

wrong!

There must be something.

The cousin looked at her husband's terrified expression, and asked curiously, What happened?

I...

I seem to have made a mistake! The cousin-in-law frowned and said to his wife: My market forecast seems to have an error, and... the error value is not small. If the customer uses this market forecast report, I am afraid I will Ruined.

let me see!

My cousin took my cousin's husband's notebook and looked at every process very carefully from the beginning, but found no problems. When I checked the second time, I quickly found that there was an error in a certain part in the middle, and the error value was very large. Big, but you can't see it unless you look closely.

husband!

You have a problem here, a very serious problem! The cousin pointed to a certain place on the laptop screen, and said with a serious look: Don't make a mistake next time!

The cousin's husband followed the cousin's finger and looked at the point, and suddenly fell into endless silence.

this...

Isn't this the place Xiao Xu pointed out to me? !

The cousin-in-law wanted to open his mouth to speak several times, but he was unsuccessful. His eyes were fixed on the wrong place. At this moment, he suddenly realized a problem. His wife checked it carefully twice before finally finding the problem. , and Xu Mang just sat on the sidelines and looked at it, and then he knew the root of the problem.

The more I think about it, the more I feel unbelievable, even a little scared.

What kind of person is he?

Don't you do physics?

Don't blame yourself... It's hard to find this problem. Even my mathematics professor checked it twice. My cousin said helplessly: Hey... don't be sad, you have to go to work tomorrow.

The cousin-in-law showed bitterness, and said sadly: My wife... I have something to tell you.

The cousin froze for a moment, her brows could not help but furrowed tightly: Do you want a divorce?

No no no!

How dare I get a divorce. The cousin-in-law hurriedly shook his head and said seriously, It's about our cousin's fiancé, Xiao Xu.

Xiao Xu?

What's wrong with Xu Mang? asked the cousin.

The cousin-in-law sorted out his thoughts, and said to his wife: Actually... the mistake you pointed out just now, Xiao Xu pointed it out for me two hours ago, but I didn't take it to heart.

oh...

I thought it was such a big deal, I just pointed it out. The cousin gave her husband a blank look, and then lay down under the covers.

...

...

suddenly,

There was silence on the scene.

next second,

The cousin suddenly got up from the bed and stared at her husband in horror.

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