I Don’t Want to Win Lying Down

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What do you mean I can't solve it! Xu Mang suddenly broke away from Xiaoman's arm, and said stubbornly: Except for the century-old problem like Goldbach's conjecture, there is nothing I can't solve , besides... I not only taught physics, I also taught advanced mathematics, and even gave advanced mathematics papers!

Hearing Xu Mang's words, Cousin Xiaoman looked confused. Isn't he doing physics? How did it get involved with mathematics again?

Little Man?

What exactly does your husband do? My cousin asked curiously, Isn't he in physics? Why is it related to mathematics?

this...

Then what... Anyway, cousin, you should listen seriously. Yang Xiaoman didn't know how to explain for a while, and said nonchalantly: Why don't you talk to me about my nephew first, cousin, he should go to school now right?

Cousin Xiaoman frowned, looked at Xu Mang standing in front of the blackboard, then at her own cousin, and hurriedly said, Is he the one who dominates your house?

ah?

I...then what...Of course it's me. Yang Xiaoman said awkwardly but politely: Cousin is in a special situation today, let him go crazy, then what...he... He's not feeling well, he's sick.

Xiaoman's words made her cousin more and more confused, how could it be related to the disease all of a sudden.

at the same time,

Xu Mang was trying to solve this so-called applied mathematics problem, but... at present, he only knew that it was about finding the limit value, and he didn't know anything else.

or...

forget it?

finally,

Xu Mang still didn't hold back, and began to cheat silently, not because he couldn't... It would take too much time to calculate by himself.

The system...give me the answer to this question.

[Recognized by the system, the exchange value of the answer to this question: 2 (mathematical skills)]

pay!

moment,

Xu Mang directly wanted to kneel down to the system. Is this any different from him? The idea is exactly the same, it is copied, and it probably takes 20 minutes to turn on the animal mode.

Well...

Xiaoman, let's go! Xu Mang shouted to Xiaoman who was sitting on the edge of the flower bed nearby.

Yang Xiaoman: Σ(`д′*ノ)ノ

What?

Ma'am, I just finished bragging for you,

Is that what you do to me?

Seeing the empty content on the blackboard, Yang Xiaoman became desperate. In just three minutes, he crazily praised Xu Mang to the sky, almost, just a little bit, in Xiaoman's While bragging, Xu Mang completed the entire calculation process of Goldbach's conjecture.

result...

The fantasy bubble was mercilessly burst.

Little Man?

This...is your husband's strength like this? Cousin Xiaoman was stunned by her cousin just now, and was almost deceived, but suddenly the protagonist came to his senses, and he was at a loss for a while, I don't know what to do with myself.

Hello!

You...don't you tell me I can't? Yang Xiaoman said to Xu Mang angrily, This question is very simple for you, right? It takes at most five minutes from the time you pick up the pen to put it down, right?

Fuck!

five minutes?

Are you a superman?

Xu Mang said helplessly: I've already solved it, but it's just too time-consuming. Anyway, this topic won't be removed for the time being. I'll solve it before I go home. Don't worry...it's not difficult, but it's just a calculation process It's a little complicated.

at this time,

How could Xiaoman's cousin listen to Xu Mang's words? She was cheated once, and she couldn't be cheated a second time. Moreover, it was this man who separated her from her cousin. According to the plan, Xiaoman should be a freshman at Columbia University. .

Who would have thought,

In a daze, I went to Fuda University in China to study because I made a boyfriend.

snort!

Who doesn't know how to brag? The cousin glanced at Xu Mang, with a little contempt in her eyes, and said calmly, Forget it... If you don't, then you won't, then I'll take you to Broadway.

after,

Yang Xiaoman complained all the way to Xu Mang. Originally, as long as this big fool solved the cousin's problem, he would be recognized, but now...not only did he not get anything, but his reputation was even worse than before.

What's your situation? Yang Xiaoman asked angrily, Is this question really difficult?

It's not difficult.

But you need to be very careful, as long as there is a small deviation in any calculation process in the middle, it will cause the whole question to go wrong. Xu Mang said helplessly: I guess this is what your cousin did on purpose. I want to talk to some actuary. related.

I'm afraid you'll get impatient and just give up, but don't worry...I'll spend half an hour before I leave to finish this stupid topic. Xu Mang said with a smile: Add Upper America and the florists belong to the same northern hemisphere, but the latitude is lower, I'm afraid you will freeze to death.

Angrily, Yang Xiaoman reached out to Xu Mang's waist, twisted it hard, and said angrily, Madam, I would rather be frozen to death than lose my head in front of my cousin. I've already blown you to the sky. In the end, you fell by yourself, and now it's all right...she must think that the man I'm looking for is very unreliable.

It doesn't matter!

You're marrying me, not her. Cousin can think whatever she likes. Xu Mang said calmly, Speaking of your cousin's situation, I feel a little problem. She doesn't even go home during the Chinese New Year. .”

Speaking of my cousin,

Yang Xiaoman sighed, and said helplessly: I fell out with my family, and I haven't returned to China for ten years...

Should be an American? Xu Mang asked.

Um!

I married a local Chinese who is engaged in finance. Yang Xiaoman said: But I am very disgusted with my cousin's husband. This man is a little arrogant and even more idiotic than you... I think he is the most important person in the world. Niu, but the two are very affectionate.

In the face of other people's family affairs, Xu Mang didn't want to get involved too much, and some things continued to be cut and messed up.

soon,

After visiting Broadway, Cousin Xiaoman brought her cousin and cousin-in-law to a residence in a wealthy area of ​​Manhattan. Xu Mang had no idea about it, only that it was not bad... just not bad.

Ouch!

Is Xiaoman here? A middle-aged man was standing at the door. After seeing Yang Xiaoman and Xu Mang, he asked with a smile, Is this your husband? He really is a talent.

...

...

Nima,

So exaggerated!

The first time we met, we immediately became a talent.

Hi cousin-in-law.

Hi brother-in-law.

The two greeted each other, and then went inside. The first thing they felt after entering was the modern atmosphere.

at this time,

A little boy ran out. When he saw Yang Xiaoman, his face was full of surprises. He hurried to Xiaoman's side and shouted respectfully: Hello, Aunt Biao...

Um.

Very good. Yang Xiaoman touched the little boy's head, and said with a smile: How is your academic performance recently? Is there any one who is number one in the class?

have!

I have always been the first in the class. The little boy said proudly, but he soon noticed a man sitting beside his cousin,

This is your cousin. Yang Xiaoman pointed to Xu Mang beside him.

...

Hello, Uncle Biao. The little boy called to Xu Mang.

Xu Mang, who had suddenly become an elder, had a serious expression on his face, and his tone began to sink, and he said, Okay...

after,

The little boy was ruthlessly driven back to do his homework by his mother.

Immediately afterwards, the cousin-in-law came to the living room and started chatting with the young couple. The content of the chat could not be just bragging about how much he earned the year before last, how much he earned last year, what kind of car he planned to change, and a more advanced house.

Xu Mang was puzzled by his various behaviors. Is he crazy? He actually boasted how rich he was in front of Xiaoman, he was seriously ill!

When his cousin-in-law pulled away to leave, Xu Mang asked hastily, What's the situation? Don't you know you live in the mine?

Um!

Because my cousin fell out with her family, we didn't attend her wedding, and my cousin didn't want to mention our affairs, so my cousin's husband didn't know us at all, thinking that we were that kind of...ordinary family. Yang Xiaoman explained.

but,

It was during the meal that Xu Mang realized that his cousin's husband was actually a very nice person. Whenever something happened to the flower planter, he would raise a huge sum of money. Xu Mang calculated it for him. In ten years, he had donated a total of nearly a hundred dollars. Ten thousand U.S. dollars.

Therefore, Xu Mang's perception of him has changed. Although this person likes to show off, his morals are not bad.

Xiao Xu?

What do you do? asked the cousin-in-law, Should you be a student like Xiaoman?

I'm a professor of physics. Xu Mang said with a smile, I teach college students, and I'm also responsible for some scientific research projects. I'm a scientific research educator.

professor?

You are a professor at such a young age? The cousin-in-law was taken aback, and quickly recovered his natural expression, and said to Xu Mang, But the professor can't make much money, or if you come to the United States, I will take you to make a lot of money. In three years, you can drive a luxury car and live in a luxury house.

Xu Mang was depressed, and said helplessly, No need, I'm fine in China.

had dinner,

The cousin was cleaning the room, while Xu Mang and Xiaoman sat on the sofa in the living room, watching the news that was so boring that it exploded.

at this time,

The cousin-in-law was sitting on the sofa next to him with a laptop, chatting with Xu Mang and Xiaoman while working.

Xu Mang couldn't bear it any longer and asked, Cousin-in-law... what are you doing?

analyze.

Do you know the Bayesian formula? My cousin said with a smile, By the way, I forgot to tell you, I am a Ph.D. in mathematics from Columbia University.

Xu Mang: 囧

Nima,

The whole family has something to do with mathematics.

Really convinced.

Xu Mang got up and sat next to his cousin-in-law, looking at the content on his screen curiously. Normally, this was confidential, but his cousin-in-law didn't care either. He didn't think Xu Mang could understand it. After all, it was a very professional field of mathematics and probability. .

Since you are interested, Xiao Xu, let me tell you from the beginning to the end what I am doing. The cousin-in-law was full of vanity and said with a smile: I am predicting the market prospect and analyzing the future fluctuation trend...from here...

Clap clap... talk endlessly.

at this time,

Yang Xiaoman saw a scene that made her dumbfounded. Xu Mang, a professor in the Physics Department of Fuda University, was sitting by the side listening to a doctoral student giving him a class.

Ha ha!

Big idiot,

Unexpectedly, you also have today!

About ten minutes later, the cousin-in-law finally finished his lesson for Xu Mang, just when he was still thinking about it...

Cousin-in-law?

Well?

It's wrong here... Xu Mang pointed to a certain piece of analysis data on the screen, and said seriously, And it's very wrong.

Coincidentally,

My cousin came out of the room. Seeing the look of disdain on my husband's face, I couldn't help being curious.

What are you two discussing? Cousin Xiaoman asked.

Xiao Xu thinks I'm wrong. The cousin-in-law said proudly, But how could I be wrong.

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