I Don’t Want to Win Lying Down

What did you just say? My cousin looked at her husband with an incredulous expression on her face: Quickly recount to me everything you just said, and narrate to me without missing a single word!

ah?

This...it's very difficult. The cousin-in-law said helplessly: Anyway, it's the mistake you pointed out just now. Xiao Xu pointed it out for me two hours ago, and neither of us took it to heart at the time. , until... just now.

I...

this...

how could it be possible? !

Xiaoman's fiancé, Xiaoxu, is... so talented in mathematics?

If what her husband said is not deceiving, then Xiao Xu may have already solved the problem she asked in the afternoon. Perhaps for some reason, she didn't want to spend time on that problem. Too much time.

Cousin Xiaoman is very helpless, if her idea is true, this Xiaoxu is simply too scary,

Before that, I had read many of Xiao Xu’s papers. Although it involved a lot of mathematics, I thought it was because there were people in the team who specialized in solving mathematical problems. But now it seems that it is Xiao Xu who solved the mathematical problems. .

You didn't lie to me, did you? Cousin Xiaoman asked.

No!

At that time, I was giving a lecture to Xiao Xu, and he was sitting next to me, listening intently. After I finished all the lectures, he pointed out my mistakes on the spot, and then you appeared, and then the following things happened. The cousin-in-law said: As time goes by, I'm talking to you now.

...

Cousin Xiaoman has long been used to her husband's way of narrating. At this time, her self-esteem was hurt, and the victim turned out to be her cousin's fiancé, a professor of mathematics from a cousin university, who lost to a professor of physics from Fuda University. , or in the field of mathematics.

It's not to belittle Fuda, it's just that I lost to amateurs in my professional field.

How many times have you told it? My cousin asked hastily.

One more time!

Are you sure it's one time? My cousin said incredulously, Not three times? Not five times?

Just once.

The cousin-in-law said seriously: I will never lie to anyone about this.

again...

Heart hurts!

As a professional mathematics professor, I read it twice before I found the mistake.

at this time,

Seeing his wife, the cousin-in-law was shocked from the beginning to now dissatisfied, and asked cautiously: My wife... there is something wrong with your expression, did you get into a fight with Xiao Xu? I found that I am not as good as Xiao Xu. , don't be like this...he is a guest.

original,

There was no big deal, but when my husband pissed me off like this, I was instantly furious, and said angrily, He is a physics guy who wants to beat me in the field of mathematics? You are also highly educated, do you think it is scientific? ?”

no...

I'm just a doctor, so I won't get involved in the battle between your professors. The cousin said helplessly, I'm innocent...you can do whatever you like, anyway, don't hurt your friendship when the time comes. , they are all relatives after all.

I know!

You sleep on your sleep. The cousin glared at her husband, and sat on the bed silently thinking about something.

...

the next day,

Xu Mang and Xiaoman hugged each other tightly, there was no way... Both of them were suffering from a terminal illness 'If you don't hug each other you will die syndrome', as long as they are lying on the bed together, they have to hug each other Hold it, otherwise it will be difficult to fall asleep, of course it doesn't matter when you are alone.

Suddenly the door was opened, and a black figure rushed in. This black figure turned on the light, and this person was Xiaoman's cousin.

...

These two...does it have to be so affectionate? My cousin saw the two hugging each other, her face was full of black lines, she thought of how a pure and lovely girl like her cousin had fallen into this state, the power of love. . . so horrible it's unimaginable.

Don't sleep!

Get up! my cousin shouted.

moment,

The two looked at their cousin in confusion, not knowing what happened for a while.

Did you sleep up so late in China? The cousin looked at the two people who were at a loss, and said helplessly: I remember you are going back tomorrow? Uh... I will take you to visit New York again.

...

...

Yang Xiaoman was not a sleepy person before, but after being with Xu Mang, he gradually picked up some of his bad habits and liked to sleep very much.

sister!

We don't want to go anywhere, we just want to sleep all morning, then eat, drink and play casually in the afternoon, and then get on the plane to go home. Yang Xiaoman twisted his small face, angry but did not dare to vent, said: Sister... don't disturb our sleep.

How could Cousin Xiaoman let the two of them continue to sleep? Today she asked for a leave of absence from the school in order to carry out the plan that she thought of last night.

soon,

Angry, Yang Xiaoman and Xu Mang sat in the living room and had breakfast, toast, jam, fried eggs, and milk. Xu Mang couldn't stand this kind of western breakfast, and he didn't like sweets.

cousin?

Is there any national goddess hot sauce? Xu Mang asked, It's called The Godmother in English.

No!

Do you like to eat or not? Cousin Xiaoman said expressionlessly.

well...

There is not even the national goddess hot sauce, how can I eat this breakfast?

Xu Mang ended up with a fried egg sandwiched between two pieces of toast, with a layer of mustard on it, and ate it with tears in his eyes.

Xu Mang?

I still don't believe what you said yesterday. The cousin spread strawberry jam on the bread and said with a blank face: You said you untied it at that time, because you didn't want to spend too much time on it... .is that the case?

Yes!

I don't think that question is difficult at all, but the process is extremely complicated. Xu Mang said indifferently.

Xu Mang wasn't talking nonsense. After eating yesterday, he analyzed the speed of the topic, and finally thought that it would take about 20 minutes to turn on the animal mode, while ordinary people would need at least an hour and a half.

period,

You can't make mistakes yet. If there is any deviation in any small detail, you have to overthrow and recalculate.

This question tests the patience and insight of the students.

Although Cousin Xiaoman believed Xu Mang's words, she still put on a look of disdain and said to Xu Mang, You bastard, I wonder why Xiaoman would fall in love with someone like you. Braggart.

...

Sister...Xu Mang is really powerful. Yang Xiaoman resisted weakly, but her resistance was useless.

soon,

After breakfast, Cousin Xiaoman left her home with the two of them.

But when I walked around, I felt something was wrong.

How did you come to Columbia University?

Xu Mang!

At present, you have two choices. Xiaoman's cousin said seriously: Go shopping with our two sisters, or you can stay in Columbia alone and solve my problem.

Xu Mang: Σ(`д'*ノ)ノ

Fuck!

Very scheming.

The lesser of two evils... Xu Mang chose to solve the problem.

shop,

Just kidding... Every time I go shopping with Xiaoman, I almost die, and now there is another cousin of hers, wouldn't that be even more tragic.

Slow down!

Seeing the backs of the two sisters leaving, Xu Mang felt a little lonely for a while. He was not a person who was afraid of loneliness in the past, but after being with Xiaoman for a long time, he gradually became unaccustomed to loneliness.

I didn't expect this short and flat to have such a big influence. Xu Mang sighed, and turned his gaze back to the huge blackboard. A blackboard can't fill the problem-solving process. Xu Mang noticed that there were two books on the side. More than ten blackboards can be moved up, down, left, and right.

The system...turn on the animal mode!

[Beast mode starts]

open!

Xu Mang picked up the chalk beside him and frantically doodled on the blackboard.

Swish Swish Swish,

The speed is outrageously fast.

ten minutes later,

It happened to be class time, and the students were holding their books. When they passed by Xu Mang, almost everyone stopped involuntarily and looked at him in confusion.

Since their backs were facing the crowd, the students did not know that Xu Mang was solving the problem.

However, most of them just joined in the fun and left after standing for a while, but the expressions of those mathematics, physics and chemistry students became a little hideous.

Bob...this...do you know this guy?

do not know!

I don't know who he is...but he's amazing, and he solves problems so fast, but I don't know if he's right.

There seems to be no problem so far.

The crowd began to discuss, and most of them were guessing who this guy was, but because the class was about to start, the students didn't stay long and left behind Xu Mang one after another.

soon,

In the multimedia classroom of mathematics majors,

These first-year undergraduates at Columbia University were discussing what happened just now. A mysterious person was trying to solve the problem that was extremely complicated and required a lot of time. However, his speed was too fast to be explained by science. .

At this time,

An old man with white hair came to the classroom. He is the mathematics professor who is teaching today.

Professor Angus!

Did you notice anything unusual on the way? A girl raised her hand and asked the old professor, Did you notice a boy?

Strange?

boys?

what's the situation?

The professor said curiously: I came from another passage, and I didn't notice what you said was strange or it was a certain boy.

Professor Angus!

Professor Mu's problem in applied mathematics seems to have been solved by someone. I took a video! The girl took out her mobile phone and clicked on a video she had taken.

Professor Angus walked up to the girl and looked at the back of a boy on the screen of his mobile phone. He was holding a chalk and scribbling on the blackboard frantically, but...it wasn't graffiti. is answering a question.

Strange...

Can his brain keep up with his hand speed?

Scribbled?

Professor Angus knows that the difficulty of this question is not particularly difficult, but the process is extremely complicated and requires amazing patience and strong insight. However, judging from the video, there is a high probability that he is making trouble, and the answer is given directly without thinking ,How can it be.

This is so unscientific!

Go and see if that student is still there. Professor Angus said to the girl.

Good professor.

words fall,

The girl hurried out of the classroom.

alright.

Now we start class.

Professor Angus returned to the podium and just turned on the computer when the girl ran to the door of the classroom, panting heavily.

professor!

I think...you...you better go and see for yourself! said the girl breathlessly. It's just stunning!

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