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Then he entered the horror zoo...

Damn it! Let no one live anymore!

I'm just going shopping and I'm encountering supernatural events. How on earth am I going to survive so that you can let me go?

"Alas..." Zhou Hao sighed softly and looked at the scenery outside the window with a look of despair.

Facts have proved that road movies are all fake. The scenery outside the window is beautiful, but the journey by car is very boring and boring. Zhou Hao only watched the scenery for a short while and then fell asleep.

In the dream, he returned home. In the future, he never encountered any strange supernatural events. He lived a normal life every day, chasing comics, playing games, and going to comic exhibitions when he had free time. Everything is so beautiful.

Time passed little by little, and Nintendo finally released a new next-generation console. He also successfully grabbed the first edition of the new console and played "The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom" on it for the first time. Everything was So beautiful...eh! Wait until Nintendo releases a new console? How could I have such a dream!

Realizing something was wrong, Zhou Hao suddenly opened his eyes and breathed a sigh of relief when he saw that he was still sitting on the chair.

It turns out it was a dream, then it’s okay.

Zhou Hao looked around and found a brother sitting next to him, playing cloud games on his mobile phone.

He glanced at the other party's screen and couldn't take his eyes away again. On the screen, a pair of twin robot women were twisting their thighs with their hands behind their backs.

Those enchanting curves made Zhou Hao's eyes go straight!

Is this pure human aesthetics?

It’s too astringent...it’s too artistic!

"Brother, what game are you playing? I've never seen it before." Zhou Hao couldn't help but ask.

"Oh, this is Maozi's new game called Atomic Heart."

"Huh? Are the games made by Mao Zi so popular?"

Hearing this, the brother playing the game showed a mysterious smile: "Is this burning? Brother, you are too rare and strange. Let me give you a real electronic succubus?!"

As he spoke, he took out the headphones from his pocket and connected them to the extremely advanced 3.5mm headphone jack under the phone, and then handed one of the headphones to Zhou Hao.

Just when Zhou Hao was wondering what this brother wanted, the other party controlled the character to come to a red refrigerator.

Watching the plot unfold next, Zhou Hao was stunned for a moment, and then an indescribable look of shock appeared on his face!

This thing can actually pass the trial?

I know you are playing a game, but those who don’t know think you are listening to Bu Feiyan!

"How is it? Now you know who the electronic succubus is."

Zhou Hao silently gave this brother a thumbs up: "6!"

"I am over-flattered!"

After talking about the brother closing the game interface, Zhou Hao also scanned the contents of his game library.

Fuck the whole family with cats, rush and die, bloodthirsty seals, marbles to kill fun...

Zhou Hao was speechless, brother, if you play so hard, can you really keep up with your nutrition?

​And with so many games, even a native Argentinian must spend a lot of money!

"Brother, what does your family do? Mining?" Zhou Hao couldn't help but ask.

After hearing this, the brother who played the game looked serious.

"This kind of joking is not fun. I just bought Ying Tonghua, and I am willing to let her do such a thing! To tell you the truth, my family has been in the business of searching for dragons and breaking veins for generations!"

Searching for dragons and cutting off veins?

Zhou Hao was stunned for a moment and then said with a strange expression: "Is your family a tomb robber?"

The brother immediately blushed.

"Searching for dragons and cutting off veins cannot be considered as tomb robbing, this is called touching for gold! Can touching gold for the captain be considered as tomb robbing! My family still has the seal of the captain handed down from our ancestors!"

"..." Zhou Hao.

What Kong Yiji!

Just when he was thinking about how to complain, the bus suddenly stopped.

Um? Already arrived at the station?

Zhou Hao looked at the scenery outside the window. There was no platform. It was obvious that this was not the end point.

"Why did Master suddenly stop the car?" Zhou Hao asked.

"No, I don't want to stop either, but the problem is that there is construction ahead."

"Construction? Was there any construction on this road?"

"I've never heard of this, and looking at the situation in front of me, it doesn't look like we're doing construction, but rather like... digging a grave?"

Zhou Hao was stunned and turned his head to look at each other with the brother next to him.

What a coincidence!

Chapter 911 The vibration of the coffin board

"Brother, do you know what's going on? Are there any celebrity tombs on this road to Mount Tai?"

"This, I really can't explain. The outstanding people in Mount Tai are related to the past dynasties of China. It can be said to be one of the symbols of Chinese civilization. It has rich geographical and cultural connotations. Even if some ancient celebrity tombs are really unearthed, There’s nothing surprising about that.”

Zhou Hao nodded: "That's right, there was news that Yang Yong dug up Yang Jian's tomb before."

"It can only be said that it is never too late for a gentleman to seek revenge. However, this place is different. Logically speaking, there should not be ancient tombs on this section of the road."

Zhou Hao looked curious. Could it be that this road has a special meaning?

"How can I say this? Brother, I remember you robbing tombs. Oh no, those who seek dragons and cut veins should all learn the Eight Diagrams of the Book of Changes or something like that. Do you think you can see anything extraordinary about this path? It's because Feng Shui is too much. Special, overwhelming the dragon vein, right?"

This golden brother was speechless on the spot.

"Brother, you have watched too much TV! I really thought that touching gold was the same as what was written in the tomb robbing notes! According to what you said, shouldn't the nine-story demon tower and Yunnan Worm Valley and other things also be true! These are all nothing It’s an era, you have to believe in science and don’t confuse things in fiction with reality!”

Zhou Hao was speechless. Is it scientific? He once believed it, but the reality gave him one big mistake after another!

Talking about science in a world where there are terrifying zoos, the old man of the mountain, Isshin Ashina, and Allen?

Did you make a mistake or did I make a mistake?

Zhou Hao had no intention of explaining his experiences to this brother who was trying to make money. This thing cannot be explained clearly!

If you tell others that you have met a real person from an anime, then it’s a good thing if they don’t suspect that you are mentally ill!

"Since it's not based on Feng Shui, can you tell me how you judged that there shouldn't be a tomb in this place?"

"Needless to say, if this is a section of road that is still under construction, if you encounter ancient tombs, you will definitely have to detour to build it, otherwise it will be a crime of destroying national cultural relics! But the construction of this road has been completed for several years! How is it possible? What tombs are left!”

"Look at this mountainous area, and you must know that the construction team must have blown up the mountain to open the way! If there was such a big movement, if there really was any ancient tomb down here, it would still be undiscovered to this day!"

Zhou Hao was speechless. This explanation was so **** reasonable that he couldn't refute it. This thing really had nothing to do with Feng Shui metaphysics. It was just a simple common sense question in life, the kind that could be thought of with just a little twist of the brain.

It is obviously such a simple and easy-to-understand truth, but why do I think about metaphysics in the first place? What happened to me!

Zhou Hao looked quite helpless. His three views and ideas had been distorted like this unknowingly!

"Okay, I'm too superficial. I didn't even think of such a simple truth."

The gold-financing brother shook his head: "I can't blame you. Today's TV media are demonizing the gold-financing industry. It's normal for laypeople like you, brother, to misunderstand us. I'm used to it. , just explain it clearly.”

After saying this, the gold-digger brother looked at the environment in the car. At this time, most of the people in the car had already got out of the car to take pictures. When they came to the site where the ancient tomb was unearthed, this kind of thing might only happen once in a lifetime. ! Don’t take a good look!

Love to join in the fun has been a traditional Chinese art since ancient times!

"Brothers, let's go down and have a look. The site where the ancient tomb was unearthed! If this is another Yang Jian's tomb, then we will be witnessing history today!" After seeing everyone else get off the car, the brothers who touched the gold hurriedly road.

"Um, but didn't you just say that it's unlikely that an ancient tomb would appear in a place like this?"

"Tsk..." The gold-meddling brother clapped his tongue and said, "I was just talking casually based on common sense in life, and you took it seriously! Let me ask you, who is more outrageous, reality or fiction?"

"Of course it is reality!" Zhou Hao immediately replied.

"That's it! It's no wonder what happened when the reality is so outrageous! Who knows how the construction team blew up the mountain in the first place! It's also possible that the man had a brain cramp when he was buried, and the tomb happened to be built in a place that is not easily accessible. It’s a weird position, everything is possible! The most important thing in our profession is not to be rigid! Because the brain circuits of the ancients are often more magical than you think!”

Zhou Hao was silent for a while and then bowed his hand to this brother: "I have learned a lesson!"

"You're welcome!" the gold-rich brother replied.

Then the two of them got out of the car and squeezed into the front row among the crowd.

At this time, a large hole was dug in the center of the road. There were no workers around the large hole, only an unmanned crane was slowly operating.

Next to the crane, a man wearing a tuxedo, a gentleman's hat, a mustache, and a pair of unilateral glasses was sitting leisurely on a recliner drinking red wine.

Seeing how this man was dressed, Zhou Hao and the brother who had touched gold were instantly speechless.

​Is this TM doing some kind of cosplay?

But what’s wrong with your cosplay? Why do you have to leave the cosplayer alone?

That look, that gesture!

Others don’t act like it, but you don’t act like it!

People who don’t know, really think that capitalists from other places are coming to China to exploit us!

But then again, there doesn’t seem to be a single worker here, so it doesn’t seem appropriate to say exploitation.

Just as the two people were complaining wildly in their hearts, the rope of the crane slowly rose up, and a coffin with an extremely neat appearance and various runes carved on the surface like a work of art was pulled out from the depths of the cave.

Looking at this coffin, Zhou Hao was stunned. Is this really a Chinese coffin? Looking at this style, I don’t know why I thought it was some evil-proofing item!

He looked at the brother next to him who was touching gold and said: "Hey, brother, you are a professional. From your professional perspective, do you think this coffin looks like something from that dynasty?"

"Well, this...it's hard to say. It looks modern to me."

"Modern?!"

The gold-touching brother nodded: "Put aside the other reliefs first. Look at the coffin incision. It's so smooth that it looks like it was machined by a lathe."

"Lathe?!" Zhou Hao's eyes widened!

Just when Zhou Hao was thinking about why there were lathes in ancient times, a change happened!

The coffin board that was supposed to be sealed suddenly heard a violent vibration from the coffin hanging in mid-air!

Just when people’s thoughts gradually changed from archaeological sites to photography sites.

Boom!

A loud noise was heard, and the stone coffin board exploded!

A big pale hand wearing a shawl and armor stretched out from the top of the coffin!

After Zhou Hao stared at this scene for a long time, he finally understood what had happened to him.

"Holy shit! It's never over! Can I encounter zombies just by sitting in a car?"

Chapter 912: Rare images of early humans taming wild zombies

The gold-touching brother didn't know what Zhou Hao was talking about. His attention was completely attracted by the hand stretched out from the coffin.

"Holy shit! What the **** is going on! How could a hand stick out from the coffin!" The gold-touching brother cried out. He couldn't understand what was going on. The coffin was nailed so suddenly. A living person pops out!

The shouts of Brother Mojin brought Zhou Hao back to his senses. He turned to look at this brother with a strange expression. Isn't he just a zombie? What's all the fuss about? You are a gold rusher after all, so why are you reacting more violently than me, an ordinary person?

"Brother, aren't you a goldsmith? Those in your line of work must be used to seeing all kinds of corpses, right? Do you need to react violently?"

The brother who touched the gold turned to look at Zhou Hao and couldn't believe his ears. Is this something a normal person can say? It is true that he has seen a lot of corpses, but which one have you ever seen whose corpses can move?

In court dramas, after the emperor dies, his ministers will cry for him. The one who cries more tragically than the other is loyalty.

But if their Majesty really takes action again, do you think they will react with joy? No! They will definitely rush forward and nail the coffin boards shut as soon as possible!

Since you are already dead, why do you want to come back to life? Isn't this scary?

If you can say such things, you must be suffering from a serious illness!

"Brother, it is true that my ancestors searched for dragons and severed their veins. They have indeed seen many corpses in their lives, but have you ever heard of anyone whose corpses can move? Think about it if my dad touches gold. I saw a moving corpse when I was young, so do you think he can still be my father?"

"..."

Zhou Hao didn't know how to reply. This speech was too convincing, but does your father know that you are so filial?

After the coffin board of the sarcophagus was blown away, a man eight feet tall climbed out of the coffin.