Host, I’m Here To Accompany You To Pretend

"What do you think of it, Yotsuba?"

How else can I see it? I am a werewolf myself!

Yotsuba does not have Sanjiu's rigorous logical thinking and alibi, but she also has her own method, that is, pretending to be stupid and doing Tai Chi!

She touched the back of her head and said with a dry smile: "Haha, I'm sorry, Nino, I don't understand things like superpowers."

"..." Er Nai.

After a few operations, Ichika's suspicion index towards Nino suddenly increased by several levels!

As Sanjiu said, her schedule is completely open and transparent. Everyone knows what she usually does. There is no time to acquire supernatural powers, and it is impossible to go out to do part-time work!

Her identity as a good person should be confirmed. As for Yotsuba, although her usual whereabouts are slightly more uncertain, Eirili, the prophet, has already given her gold water. The fact that her short hair is short is ironclad evidence of her identity as a good person!

After this round of speeches, Nino’s identity is the most suspicious!

"Nino, you know that I have always trusted you very much. What I said next is definitely not a suspicion, it is just pure curiosity. What did you do when you went out today?

"I...I went to the restaurant to try out the new dishes and met up with friends."

"Really, which friend is it?"

"...This is my privacy!"

Ichika nodded: "Yes, that's true. Let me change the topic, Nino, you..."

"Bridge bean sack!"

At this moment, Satsuki interrupted Ichika.

She looked at everyone in confusion: "What are you doing! Is this topic worth discussing? Isn't this obviously a joke! What are you doing so seriously? ah!"

She has been in a state of confusion since just now. She really doesn't understand what her sisters are doing. The topic of superpowers sounds like nonsense at first glance. Are you so serious! You guys make me feel so out of place!

And what’s going on with those inexplicable remarks just now? People who don’t know think I’m not eating but playing Werewolf!

May's words instantly attracted everyone's attention.

Feeling the strange looks from everyone, Wuyue said unnaturally: "Why are you looking at me like this? Am I wrong?"

"Yes, that's right, that's so right. In May, aren't you at all curious about superpowers?"

May took a mouthful of food silently and replied: "Ichika, please stop leading everyone astray with such strange topics. Let's eat quickly. If we don't eat, the food will get cold."

"..." Ichika.

"..." Er Nai.

"..." Sanjiu.

"..." Siye.

As expected, May is still the most wrong with you!

Chapter 909: Top Cheap Labor

Chen Mo was browsing the p site. Recently he went to play the reset version of Demon's Souls. It has to be said that this game is indeed praised by many netizens as one of the most anti-human soul games. After experiencing it personally, he only felt that the Internet was a little bit hyped. None!

As an old soul game player, Chen Mo has played a lot of soul games, and he even achieved platinum status in some of them!

With such rich experience in soul traveling, he felt that it would not be a problem for him to play a ghast. At the beginning of the game, he gave up the royal family as a master class and chose the most classic knight to start. As a result, he started with all the equipment. It’s just overweight! It can only be said that it is a dream come true!

It's not a big problem that the equipment is overweight. After all, this is how it is in the early stages of Soul Games. After practicing with a few starting monsters, you will get familiar with it quickly. I thought that the difficulty of this game would be like this, but after he got through the first kill, he officially entered. It was only during the game that he realized how wrong he was!

After all, Demon's Souls is an ancient work from a certain era. At that time, the technology was not developed enough, and the movements of the BOSS were very stiff and slow. It was a set of movements from beginning to end. Unlike the current BOSS, which has two stages , three stages, and can even read instructions! If you keep rolling, his attacks won't come down! Moreover, they will specially pick you to drink the medicine and rush at you and slash you violently! I guarantee you will vomit as much as you drink!

Compared with the current bosses with complicated mechanisms and flashy moves, Demon's Soul's bosses can be said to be quite simple and unpretentious, and most of them have skipping tactics, so in terms of BOSS battles alone, Demon's Soul is completely capable in Soul Games. It is said to be a level with low difficulty.

But the problem is that although its BOSS is not too difficult, the difficulty of the map has been directly raised to the MAX level! The map design is not amazingly ingenious, but is full of malice!

In that dark and narrow cave, he can fill you with mobs! And there are all kinds of fatal traps along the way! Every time you die in those traps, you have no idea what's going on! Once you die, you can only start again from the birth point without any bonfire in the middle!

On the map 1-2 alone, there are such heaven-defying designs as the fire-breathing flying dragon and the five-dog fire-slaying formation! And when you finally ran through the flames of the fire-breathing flying dragon, he arranged three crossbowmen at the end of the road waiting for you!

It is no exaggeration to say that the map of Demon's Souls is a masterpiece that combines all the malice of the old thief Miyazaki!

Playing this game without reading the guide is really pure torture!

After being tortured, Chen Mo deleted the strategy sharing group and the Black Soul Soul. He wore the stars and the moon, risking his own life, just to prove that my fate is up to me! finally!

He closed the game and opened the P station...

There is no other way to turn off these soul games! The child has a bright future! That has a bright future!

I’d better keep this game for Xiao Ai. After she finishes playing the three-piece set of Dark Souls, she can replenish her game library!

Chen Mo actively browsed the videos on the P site, wanting to see what new things were happening on the Internet during this period, so as to relieve the pain in his heart.

Maybe it was because of big data screening. Just when Chen Mo was browsing the homepage of Station P, a video came into his field of vision.

The name of the video is very ordinary, but the cover is anything but ordinary! It was a girl with one hand between her legs and a flushed face!

When Chen Mo saw this cover, he was stunned on the spot.

This kid is so crazy! Actually posting this kind of video on P station!

He actually passed the review! That’s ridiculous! Now I have to go in and criticize!

Chen Mo opened the video without hesitation. He originally thought it was some exciting short video, but when he actually clicked it, it turned out to be a very ordinary animation clip. The plot should be about the male protagonist turning into a dog and then being picked up by the female protagonist. s story.

Chen Mo was speechless, another series about being worse than a pig and worse than a dog? How come this kind of anime is released in this era!

He originally wanted to row away, but after a while, Chen Mo's hand froze when he saw the snow-white figure flashing past under the mosaic that filled the screen.

Is there something wrong with this anime scene?

Chen Mo quickly swiped the screen and searched for related information, and quickly found the name of this anime. Born as a dog, I am very happy!

He tried searching on station P but found nothing, which made him even more energetic.

After closing the P site, he quickly switched to the pink APP and insisted on accessing it regardless of the risk warning on his mobile phone.

Soon this harmonized animation appeared in his sight. Chen Mo clicked on it and watched it for a while. As a result, Chen Mo took a deep breath less than a few minutes before the main movie started!

After watching a few more episodes, he felt that the XP system had received an unprecedented impact!

He can only use two words to describe this anime - outrageous!

He originally thought that Gun Yong was invincible, but he didn't expect that there was someone stronger than him!

In this **** twelve-minute feature film, more than half of the time is paid content!

An ordinary child wouldn’t be able to withstand it, right?

As if sensing Chen Mo's thoughts, the system's voice rang at this time.

"Host, that's not entirely the case. It's true that this anime is a bit difficult to resist, but I think it's not necessarily impossible to resist it if you bring a Dynamax!"

Chen Mo's mouth twitched when he heard this.

Is Nima’s Extreme Flying Charge used for this? Do you think I have never played Pokémon?

"According to what you said, wouldn't it be possible once and for all if you bring a momentum belt with you?"

"Well, it's not impossible! Host, why don't you try wearing the Giant Flying Charge Belt! Wouldn't it be double the happiness?"

Chen Mo's face darkened.

Do you think I am a Pokémon?

How many times have I told trainers not to go out and hit people! You just don’t understand, do you?

"No need!" Chen Mo refused.

"Host, why are you so stuck on this aspect? If you watch anime, a dog can do so many tricks. How can you, a time traveler, be inferior to a dog!"

"...You don't need to speak if you don't know how to speak!"

"Uh... Okay, host dog aside, I have another good news to tell you!"

"what news?"

"A zombie appeared in China!"

Chen Mo was stunned: "That kind of zombie?"

"It's the kind that often appears in movies! Small details like the host are not important. What's important is that the time to conquer demons and demons has come again! Do you understand what I mean?"

After talking for a long time, you are just showing off! Look at your potential!

But to be honest, Chen Mo really needs to relax.

Zombies, Chen Mo’s lips curled up into a smile.

"It's about subduing demons and slaying demons again, but the situation is still small after all."

"Huh? Host, this is a zombie. According to traditional Chinese arts, when you encounter a zombie, don't you have to slay demons?"

Chen Mo shook his head: "I think you don't understand anything! Zombies don't need to eat, rest, or get paid. The most important thing is that they don't have human rights! Do you know what this means?"

"What does it mean?"

"Does this need to be said?" Chen Mo took out a single-sided lens from the table and put it on his eyes, showing a capitalist-like smile.

"Of course it's cheap labor!"

Chapter 910: Can things done by scholars be considered stealing?

Chen Mo's words made the system sigh in surprise as if it was frightened.

"As expected, the host has to be you! When it comes to pretending to be cool, if I don't accept anyone else, then I will accept you!"

"Are you surprised? It seems you still have a lot to learn."

"That's right, host, you can always train me! You can transform me into any shape you want, no problem!"

Chen Mo's face darkened when he heard this: "Can't you speak properly!"

"Host, why didn't I talk properly? I have been working very hard to cooperate with your interests and hobbies. Are you not excited at all when you see the system that I am so cooperative with? There are no outsiders here and you are still talking to me. Why are you so polite?"

Damn it! Who do you think I am! Who the **** would be excited about this thing of yours!

"Am I being polite?"

"You are so polite, Mr. Na! You actually treat me like a system. Isn't that polite enough!"

Chen Mo was stunned, not quite understanding what the system's brain circuit was thinking.

"If the system doesn't treat you as such, then what will it treat you like?"

"As long as you are willing, you can use me as your RBQ, no problem!"

"..."

Chen Mo's mouth twitched crazily and he was speechless. It was not until a long time later that he pushed up his unilateral glasses again.

"It's three o'clock! Let's show off first!"

He really doesn’t want to say another word to the system. This guy has no moral bottom line at all! If he continues to chat with this guy, he feels like he will be mentally contaminated!

"As expected of a great host, I know that if you don't show off, you won't be able to travel through time. If you are a brother, you will kill me! Let's go show off now! Also, please don't be polite about treating me as RBQ! I can do it anytime, anywhere. of!"

Chen Mo had a dark look on his face: "You still can't leave!"

"Okay! Let's leave now!"

After saying that, Chen Mo disappeared into the room.

…….

In Huaxia, Zhou Hao sat on the bus home with a tired look on his face, and his whole person entered a state of malaise.

He never expected that he would encounter so many bad things in just one trip to Mount Tai!

On the first day of climbing, I encountered the peak showdown between the old man from the sacred mountain and the ancient dragon!

I thought it was because Taishan had too much luck that he would encounter such a fantasy event. In the next few days, he didn't dare to go to any temples or tourist attractions, and just went shopping on the street.

After all, you can encounter such outrageous supernatural events even when you climb a mountain. Who knows what ghost things you may encounter when going to other tourist attractions. After thinking about it, urban areas are the safest!

The city center is bustling with people, what can happen!

What's more, he didn't do anything, he was just shopping around. There can't be any accidents!