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This man had a shriveled face and was wearing armor. A pair of dark green pupils shone with a strange light, and blue-black corpse air continued to overflow from his mouth between breaths.

There can be no mistake!

This image is definitely that of a zombie!

If there were still people who were lucky enough to think that this was filming, then absolutely no one thinks so now. Whose actor looks like this!

If you see it on TV, it can be said to be special effects, but this is reality!

Look at that withered face, and then look at those eyes, they are shining!

I asked you to find someone to play the role of a zombie, but I didn’t say I asked you to find a zombie to play the role of a human!

The zombie looked up at the sky, stared at the sun in the sky and took a deep breath.

"After so many years, I have finally come out! I will make you repay the debts owed by you filthy people one by one! Sooner or later, I will chop off and slice up your filthy bodies. ,minced!"

Everyone who was originally frightened when they heard this line instantly fell into a daze.

And Zhou Hao and Brother Mojin, two strong-mouthed kings, met each other face to face!

"So what, brother, do you think the voice of this zombie sounds familiar?" Brother Mojin said.

Zhou Hao was silent for a while, then took out his mobile phone and opened the B station to search for the voice video of the Dark Sword Demon.

"Are you trying to say it's similar to this?"

Brother Mojin was speechless listening to the voice in the video.

How should I describe this? I can’t say it has nothing to do with it, I can only say it is exactly the same!

How come this zombie has the voice of a sword demon?

Is this coffin really modern?

Only Chen Mo probably knows the answer to this question.

The zombie sealed in the coffin just unearthed is the zombie king general!

Generally speaking, the first thing that comes to mind when talking about generals is either mythology or me having a date with a zombie. However, this zombie has nothing to do with the above two versions, because he is from the browser version!

After hearing the origin of this general, Chen Mo was unable to complain. Even the zombies in the advertising web game could travel through time. The capacity of the second dimension is really too broad!

Although the origin of this zombie king is worthy of ridicule, Chen Mo has not forgotten what he should do.

He touched his monocle and stood up from the chair.

"Mr. General, I would like to negotiate a deal with you."

When he heard someone calling his name, the general who was venting his emotions came back to his senses and turned his head to look down. When he saw what Chen Mo was wearing, he was immediately stunned.

Even in his era when demons were rampant, Chen Mo's outfit was extremely unique!

The general jumped up from the coffin and flew to the ground. After looking at Chen Mo's face repeatedly, he said, "Who are you!"

Chen Mo said with a smile: "An ordinary businessman."

"An ordinary businessman."

The general had a sneer on his face, "You'd better keep these words to yourself!"

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"Really, what kind of business do you want to discuss with me?"

"Mr. General, have you ever heard of the term surplus value?"

"What the hell?"

"The so-called surplus value refers to the difference between the value created by labor and the remuneration of labor in the new value produced by workers exploited by the ruling class under the system of exploitation. The specific expression is..."

The generals who listened to Chen Mo's popular science with a bunch of professional terms quickly raised their hands to interrupt him.

"Stop! What exactly do you want to do by talking so much? Do you want me to join you in exploiting the surplus value of mankind?"

Hearing this, Chen Mo showed disdain: "Human power? How much is it worth! I have never thought about exploiting the surplus value of human beings!"

"If you don't exploit humans, then what are you going to exploit?"

"Whoever has the strength to exploit anyone!"

"Huh?" The general looked confused.

Chen Mo shook his head. The zombie king's understanding is not high enough.

"Have you ever been a capitalist?"

"No."

"Then let me tell you, when you are a capitalist, you have to create a clever name, win over the wealthy gentry, and let the wealthy gentry take the lead. If the wealthy gentry contributes, the people below will follow suit."

"...So what exactly do you want to say."

"Mr. General, aren't you zombies so powerful that you don't need to eat, drink, pay, or rest? If you are willing to take the lead, then we can work together to open a zombie factory and work day and night. Production! I believe that if we follow this efficiency, our products will take over the world in less than a year!”

After hearing this, the general's face darkened instantly. This is something a human being can say!

Do you still have some moral bottom line?

"Bastard! Who do you think I am!"

"...Mr. Jiangchen, do you mean you are unwilling to cooperate with me?"

"You humans are just our blood food! You actually want to exploit the residual value of zombies! Stop your wishful thinking!"

"Yeah......"

The kind expression on Chen Mo's face disappeared instantly.

"That's such a pity. Since you can't help me exploit others, then I will exploit you!"

"I will kill you first!"

After speaking, the general raised his big hand and grabbed Chen Mo's head. However, before his hand could touch Chen Mo, the general's figure disappeared in a flash of light.

Immediately afterwards, Chen Mo took out his mobile phone and opened the p station to activate the live broadcast mode.

Only a video screen appeared on the screen.

On the screen, Jiang Chen was lying quietly in a dark dungeon, with no light around him.

Chen Mo also quietly changed the title of the video.

Rare images of humans taming wild zombies in the early days. Please support us with one click and three clicks!

You can definitely earn a lot of coins by using zombies for live broadcast!

Although the contract has not been signed yet, Chen Mo has already begun to exploit him.

Chapter 913: Traveling through time, there are barrages, but the soul

In the dim dungeon, a ray of sunlight shot down from the ceiling, and the general slowly opened his eyes.

He frowned slightly as he looked at the unfamiliar environment around him.

"What kind of place is this? I was just fighting with that capitalist. Why did the place suddenly change? Could it be that I was tricked by that person?"

After speaking, the general looked down at his hands, and then frowned tightly.

"What's going on? Is such a weak body really the body of my king? Why is my power so weak?"

The general couldn't understand. It would be understandable if only the magic power was sealed, but the body cannot deceive people!

He is the zombie king! A body made of steel and iron can be said to be invulnerable to water and fire!

But compared to his heyday, the strength of this body now is not even ten percent, not even one thousandth! It's like my legs have no knees, and even jumping is difficult!

"What on earth did that person do to me!"

"First!"

The general was stunned as soon as he finished speaking. Was he dazzled just now? Why did he seem to see a line of red text floating past his eyes?

Just as the general was stunned, the floating fonts in front of his eyes began to rise in a straight line at a speed visible to the naked eye.

"second!"

"third!"

"I'll go! Have you bought a house at Station P? It's so fast!"

"The ID of this UP owner looks very strange. What is this live broadcast about?"

"No, it's a new TV series?"

"I don't know if I haven't watched this TV series."

"The promised precious image of early humans taming zombies? Where are the zombies? Soda cans? Clickbait?"

"There's drainage there. Doesn't the person in the center of the picture look like a zombie?"

"Indeed, this man looks quite inhuman, but why is he only wearing a pair of underpants? Can this thing be broadcast?"

"It's not like there's anything that Gardevoir can't broadcast."

Now he was sure that he was not dazzled. There were really a lot of words in front of him!

"What kind of monster dares to pretend to be a ghost in front of this king!!"

The general shouted loudly, and the barrage in the live broadcast room exploded instantly.

"Damn it! Why are you shouting so loudly! I'm wearing headphones!"

"This director is sick, isn't he? Why did he make the protagonist so startled?"

"Stupid protagonist!"

"The content I have read has nothing to do with the title. Report it."

…….

Looking at the barrages passing in front of him, Chen Qi's fists hardened. Although he couldn't see what these barrages were saying, he instinctively felt the insult!

"Asshole! Who do you think is sick?"

As soon as the general said these words, the barrage in front of him suddenly became quiet, and after a while.

"Wait a minute, isn't this a TV series? Are you a real person, Master UP?"

"But you look too shaky, right? You're as skinny as a zombie. Are you wearing makeup?"

"Hardcore UP master P! UP master, where are you? A studio?"

"Really, but there are no photography devices around."

"Speaking of where did this UP owner see the barrage? It always feels weird."

"Huh? Am I the only one who thinks the UP master's voice sounds like a sword demon?"

…….

Seeing these nonsense words, the general's face darkened.

"What a mess! Although I don't know what tricks you are playing, do you think this can destroy my Taoist heart? It's just wishful thinking!"

"How old is this UP master this year? He's such a middle-class kid? Why should he return his throne?"

"Miscellaneous cultivator! Who do you think is the second best!"

…….

The general ignored the barrage passing in front of him and turned to observe the surrounding environment. At this time, he was in a dungeon with no exits around, only an iron door in front of him. At this time, the direction of the barrage changed again. .

"Wait a minute, something's not right. Why is this camera moving with the UP owner's perspective?"

"I'm twenty-four years old and a student. Is it normal that I don't have a camera on my head?"

"Let me tell you, normal people don't have cameras on their heads. I hope you won't be kept in the dark."

"Thank you, Mr. Drummer, otherwise I would still be kept in the dark."

The general walked to the dungeon fence and grabbed the iron door with both hands. He pulled it hard but there was no movement. Then he raised his foot and kicked it hard several times. However, the iron door seemed to be welded to the ground. It said it was open, but it didn't even shake.

Seeing the general's angry look, the audience members were delighted.

"Master UP, don't waste your efforts. The door cannot be opened from this side."