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"I can't do it. My girlfriend is dead and she may have become a ghost. The purpose of joining the Miscellaneous Department is to find my girlfriend."

Li Guoqiang understood the cause and effect under Huang Yaozu's explanation, and then decisively refused.

After bowing to the air next to Xiao Zhang, he said sincerely: "Thank you, Mr. Gong, for choosing me, but I really love my girlfriend, so I want to wait for her."

sensible.

Xiao Zhang gave Li Guoqiang a thumbs up in his heart. He didn't care whether Li Guoqiang was telling the truth or was a sensible person with high emotional intelligence. Anyway, Gong Er had no other choice now.

You can’t choose Uncle Feng, right?

I have no choice but to apologize, I will pull you directly into Uncle Feng’s ghost-sealing vat to let you calm down.

"is that so?"

Gong Er did not notice the abnormality, and sighed helplessly and said: "Then I can only choose you, but your martial arts are very high and your physical condition is also very good. You can use Dan Jin to be stronger than Gang Jin. I possess you just like she possesses him, but it doesn't actually improve your strength at all, or even affects you."

"It's okay. I'm not looking for help. I'm just grateful for Mr. Yu Gong's help today and want to help Mr. Gong go back to his hometown to take a look."

Xiao Zhang said it with awe-inspiring justice.

He would definitely not let Gong Er get on top of him in the short term, because he had to ask Uncle Feng about some things to be safe.

"You are a good person."

The cold expression on Gong Er's face finally became gentler, but it only took a second or two for him to return to being cold, as if it was his nature.

"Yeah, I'm a good guy, cough."

Xiao Zhang turned his head and glared at Ah Xing, and then said: "Since it has been agreed, let's find a good and auspicious day, and we will prepare and cremate Mr. Gong's bones. Sir Huang, I will trouble you about the relevant procedures. ”

"Mr. Xiao, please rest assured that our Miscellaneous Affairs Department will have no problem. This is what we should do."

Huang Yaozu agreed very quickly. He wanted to leave quickly and go back for treatment. He went to the hospital and ran out because he was worried about what happened here. The penetrating wound on his abdomen was really painful. If Che Wan hadn't been in his While he was still in his body, if Axing and Uncle Feng also helped him, he would be dead now.

"Does Mr. Gong have any relatives here?" Xiao Zhang turned around and asked curiously, and then explained: "I have to communicate with them, otherwise they will not be able to find you when they come to worship you in the future. It’s a perfect fit.”

Gong Er shook his head.

"No, I came to Xiangjiang alone. When I died, I asked the students in the medical clinic to help bury me."

If you open a medical clinic, that would be even better, because in addition to martial arts, you have one more skill.

"You can also be a student. What is your name and where do you live? It doesn't matter if you don't know. I can ask Sir Huang to help check it out."

"No need, they haven't come to worship me for many years."

Alone and helpless, that's perfect.

Xiao Zhang still had some questions to ask Gong Er, but he didn't want Huang Yaozu and Li Guoqiang to know, so he resisted asking and said, "Okay, that's it. Mr. Gong Er, you go back and rest first. We'll see you in a few days." Coming to pick you up.”

"Okay, sorry, everyone."

After Gong Er cupped his fists and raised his hands to greet everyone, his figure suddenly disappeared. Entering and leaving Guixie was not a problem for her.

"Then let's evacuate first. As for the victims, we have to go see if they are really okay, and we have to write a report." Huang Yaozu also said goodbye: "Uncle Feng, Mr. Xiao, Mr. A Xing, I will remember the help I received this time and will express my gratitude when I am done.”

Uncle Feng nodded.

Ah Xing said you're welcome.

Xiao Zhang just waved his hand, which was completely different from the polite manner just now. After Gong Er entered Guixiao, he would not be able to get information from the outside world, so he didn't need to pretend.

As for Gong Er being able to discover his true character sooner or later if he follows him in the future, that doesn't matter. Controlling Gong Er's ashes means that he controls Gong Er's life and death.

If you really can't cooperate, just find another female ghost.

After Huang Yaozu and Li Guoqiang said their goodbyes and left, Xiao Zhang did not pick up the phone to ask about futures investment, but looked at Uncle Feng with burning eyes.

"You come back to Dongpingzhou with me first."

After Uncle Feng nodded to Ah Xing, he waved his hand and flew up with Xiao Zhang, disappearing from Ah Xing's sight in an instant.

"Hey, I don't have any money with me. Can you give me two yuan so I can take the bus and leave?"

After Ah Xing shouted twice with a look of helplessness, he could only walk to the football stadium by himself.

At this time, Xiao Zhang had completely forgotten about Ah Xing, because he finally took off.

The feeling of the strong wind blowing against his face was so refreshing. Based on the comparison between the speed he had experienced while driving and the wind speed, it was absolutely certain that Uncle Feng's sword was flying at a speed exceeding three hundred yards.

It's simply unbelievable.

But this experience was too short-lived. By the time Xiao Zhang was sure that Uncle Feng was stepping on the peach wood sword with both feet and that he was bound to Uncle Feng by an inexplicable force, he had already arrived at Dongpingzhou.

"Can you...do it again?"

Xiao Zhang tidied his hair, but because the strong wind was so strong, his hair became slicked back as if it had been waxed, but this didn't bother him.

After the force penetrates into the hair, it vibrates, and the hair is already in a normal broken state.

"There will be plenty of opportunities in the future."

After Uncle Feng rejected Xiao Zhang's request, he stood next to the ghost-sealing vat in the courtyard and said, "You have always wanted me to teach you how to evolve zombies. I also said that when you become a policeman again, I’ll teach you, but your performance has been very good recently. Sir Huang has said a lot of things that he thinks very well of you. If you continue to keep up, you will definitely be able to become a police officer again, so..."

After a slight pause, Uncle Feng looked at Xiao Zhang who looked expectant and said, "Let me tell you first how zombies evolve."

"Uncle Feng, please speak slowly. Do you want some tea? I'll pour you a cup. Can I bring you a chair to sit on?"

Although he said this, Xiao Zhang stood there without making any move, looking at Uncle Feng with eyes filled with impatience.

Uncle Feng had no intention of drinking tea or sitting down.

"Zombies are born from the resentment of heaven and earth, and resentment is most in line with Yin Qi, so zombies only need to have enough Yin Qi to evolve to the next level. But because the body of a zombie is a material existence, it does not belong to Yin like ghosts. It is a condensation of qi energy, so there is a limit when absorbing yin qi, and it takes a lot of time to continuously break through this limit, so the evolution of zombies is often based on hundreds or even thousands of years."

"Under normal circumstances, it takes hundreds of years to evolve into Mao Zong, which is hundreds of years after death. Otherwise, you need to be like the old man of the Ren family you met back then. The tomb must be where the Yin Qi condenses. It takes twenty years to evolve into a hairy zombie, and most of the time it takes thousands of years to evolve from a hairy zombie into a flying zombie."

"Your talent is actually average, I mean on the evolutionary path of zombies, but you are lucky enough to be able to maintain your intelligence and there are some weird things that I can't understand, so your strength can improve so quickly. .”

What's weird?

Xiao Zhang thought about the red flame in his stomach, which made him different from other zombies who had to drink blood to replenish their energy.

"Under normal circumstances, in addition to spending a lot of time in the place where Yin Qi condenses, zombies must drink human blood and devour human souls if they want to evolve. But if you evolve in this way, sooner or later you will die from a thunderstorm. , if a zombie wants to evolve to the state of a wandering zombie, that is, a zombie king, and roam freely in the three realms, it must experience thunder tribulation."

Uncle Feng looked at Xiao Zhang and reminded: "Although I know you will not choose this way of evolution, I still have to remind you, otherwise it would be a pity if you were struck to death by lightning. It would be better to be struck by me with a sword." He's dead."

Xiao Zhang sneered twice. He was not afraid of Uncle Feng's threat now because he had seen through Uncle Feng.

"Teach me well and don't talk about these things, okay?"

"Okay, you are now the big boss, the richest man, and the new martial arts legend in Hong Kong. You have the final say." Uncle Feng said something sinister and then continued: "You can choose not one zombie, but you can't. The path of evolution chosen is martial arts practice.”

Xiao Zhang frowned and said, "I'm already learning. Are you going to teach me some martial arts? Didn't you say you don't know martial arts before?"

"It's true that I don't know martial arts, but I can solve a question you asked me before." Uncle Feng laughed and said, "Didn't you ask me if it was possible for you to develop inner energy? To tell you the truth, zombies will never It is impossible to develop energy such as inner energy, and you can only rely on the strength of your body to fight. Whether it is the flying of Zombie or the zombie king's ability to enter and exit the netherworld, they are all supernatural powers obtained during the evolution of zombies, not What kind of magic?"

Xiao Zhang frowned and said, "But the information I checked said that Fei Zhan can use some spells."

Uncle Feng shook his head and said: "That is not a spell, but a magical power. It is similar to a natural ability that does not require energy. As long as you have physical strength, you can use it. After evolving into a flying zombie, in addition to the basic magical power of flying, generally Under certain circumstances, one or two magical powers can be awakened, but the specific ones are not necessarily certain."

Xiao Zhang understood and asked, "Then how should I cultivate my inner energy?"

"Didn't you already think of it?" Uncle Feng said with a clear look: "If Gong Er is willing, her ghost energy can be turned into energy that you can control."

"Hey, are you messing with me?" Xiao Zhang said dissatisfied: "I said before that I would teach me a few tricks, but now I have already thought of the tricks myself. Aren't you trying to trick me?"

"You thought of it yourself, but do you know how to do it?" After Uncle Feng asked back, he looked at Xiao Zhang who looked dissatisfied and said: "But I keep my word. I will teach you another trick and tell you how to refine it. Not broken into bones.”

Not turning into bones?

Isn't that the realm above Feizong?

Xiao Zhang was looking forward to it.