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"If it doesn't turn into bones, it can be simply understood as a white-bone spirit. Well, you are right. It is the white-bone spirit in Journey to the West."

Uncle Feng seemed to be able to read minds and guessed what Xiao Zhang was thinking.

"The White-bone Demon in Journey to the West?" Xiao Zhang was stunned: "But didn't you say before that you don't know if there are gods in this world? What did the White-bone Demon say?"

Uncle Feng said helplessly: "I just said that I have never seen gods. It does not prove that there are no gods in this world. Ghosts, zombies and monsters exist, so why are there no gods? If there are really no gods in this world, then How can I cultivate any Taoism and ascend to immortality?"

"That makes sense."

Xiao Zhang gave a thumbs up.

Uncle Feng continued teaching.

"Don't look at the White Bone Demon who was beaten to death by Sun Wukong's stick in the end, but that was only because Sun Wukong's stick was too powerful, and Sun Wukong was too powerful. The White Bone Demon's strength is actually not weak, and there is also Feng who can't transform into bones due to his cultivation. Empress Shiji and Immortal Ma Yuan in Shenyanyi."

Xiao Zhang questioned again.

"Uncle Feng, although I don't read much, you can't lie to me. You think I haven't watched Fengshen Romance. The Shiji Empress is a stubborn stone that existed before the world opened. They didn’t even tell about his real feet, they just said there was a bone claw on the back of his head. How could he be the White Bone Demon? If he really was the White Bone Demon, how did he end up being named Ma Yuanzun King Buddha?"

"You can't understand The Romance of the Gods, and you can't understand Journey to the West." Uncle Feng shook his head helplessly and said, "If you can really understand these two books, why do you need me to teach you how to practice? "

"???"

Xiao Zhang decided to buy these two books and read them carefully when he went back.

Uncle Feng continued: "Cultivation of stubborn stones into spirits also requires cultivation methods, and the non-transformation of bones itself is a very superb and wonderful cultivation method. As long as the cultivation of non-transformation of bones is completed, it can automatically form a human being. Therefore, the essence of Empress Shiji's cultivation method is It just won’t turn into bones. The same is true for Yiqi Immortal Ma Yuan. It doesn’t matter what Buddha he was consecrated to in the end. What’s important is that his fundamental method is also about cultivating and not turning into bones.”

With that said, Uncle Feng reached into the vat of sealed ghosts.

The moment the cylinder cover was opened a crack, the shrill screams and gloomy breath were about to leak out, but they disappeared as Uncle Feng's right hand penetrated.

When he took it out again, there was an extra bone in Uncle Feng's hand.

It looks like a calf bone, but compared to a normal human bone, this bone is as white as jade and looks more like an expensive handicraft.

"This is the untransformed bone left behind by a white-bone spirit that I once killed."

Uncle Feng reached out and handed the Fu Gu Gu to Xiao Zhang.

"So, there is more than one Bone Demon like a zombie?"

Xiao Zhang took the Buhuagu and looked at it, and then began to test the hardness.

First, he held it lightly with one hand, then used both hands to exert force at the same time, and finally even used Dan Jin's Kung Fu, but this part of the bone was not damaged at all.

You must know that when Xiao Zhang was at the level of Huajin, he could use more than two tons of power without transforming. But now that he has achieved Danjin, his power is so great.

"Yes, white-bone demons are the same as zombies. Many corpses have completely rotted away without turning into zombies, leaving only skeletons in the world. Then for some reasons, they developed intelligence or recovered part of their spirits. Wisdom, it turns into a white-bone spirit."

Uncle Feng watched Xiao Zhang give up on breaking the bone, laughed and said: "Both demons have levels just like zombies, but because white-bone demons are rarer than zombies, there is no systematic division. You This piece of bone in my hand is still above Feizhi if we divide it according to the strength level of zombies."

Xiao Zhang played with the bones and motioned to Uncle Feng to continue.

"Okay, okay, I know you're great, please stop selling melons to me, okay?"

"Okay." Uncle Feng said with a smile: "But there are more white-bone spirits in the West, because there is some undead magic there that can easily turn the dead into white-bone spirits, but those white-bone spirits have no will of their own and are completely controlled by the necromancers. manipulate."

"Disaster of the Undead?"

Xiao Zhang thought that Uncle Feng had said before that his idea of ​​using zombies and ghosts to fight was too naive, and that Uncle Feng himself had tried it before and ended in failure. Does this mean that Uncle Feng and the magicians in the West were too naive? , vampires or something?

It shouldn't be unbeatable.

"We'll talk about this later." Uncle Feng seemed to not want to mention the past, so he returned to the topic and said: "I will teach you a technique first, called "Xuanyin Ghost Control Technique", which can make ghosts voluntarily possess you. In this case, use her ghost energy as inner energy. You don’t have to worry about the ghosts discovering that you are a zombie. With my talisman and this method, as long as your strength is not too different from the ghosts on you. If there are too many, it will be impossible for the ghost to detect them.”

"What a good name." Xiao Zhang asked curiously: "The difference is not too big, but how much is it?"

Uncle Feng explained: "If you are Mao Zhan, then the strength of the ghosts that hang on you cannot exceed the level of Li Gui. If you are promoted to Flying Zombie, then the strength of the ghosts that hang on you cannot exceed the level of Ghost King, and so on."

Sounds okay.

Xiao Zhang asked with some worry: "Does this mean that if I meet a righteous person, my strength will be suppressed by the opponent due to attribute restraint?"

They are both zombies and ghosts, so wouldn’t martial arts like the Tathagata Divine Palm exist like natural enemies?

Uncle Feng frowned and asked, "Why do you want to be enemies with those who are on the right path?"

"I didn't kill Boren, but Boren died because of me." Xiao Zhang said sadly: "Uncle Feng, you are over a hundred years old and have a lot of experience. Don't you even understand this truth?"

"Haha..." Uncle Feng sneered twice and said: "There are people who practice the righteous way but choose to do evil, but they can no longer be called people on the righteous path. Once a person takes the evil path, then his The Kung Fu has lost its integrity, and even if you have some restraint, it doesn't matter to you. Besides, do you have to fight those you can't beat? If you can't beat them, you won't run away, and you can go back to fight after you improve your strength. ?”

"Insights."

Xiao Zhang gave a thumbs up.

Uncle Feng stopped talking nonsense and started teaching "Xuanyin Ghost Control Technique" directly.

Because Xiao Zhang himself does not have any energy available, just like how Uncle Feng taught him Taoism before, Uncle Feng condensed the magical seeds and planted them directly into his body.

The magical seeds of ghost-killing and ghost-seeking techniques were planted in Xiao Zhang's eyes, but the magical seeds of "Xuanyin Ghost Control Technique" were planted in Xiao Zhang's heart.

Ghosts usually go to the mind, but this will affect Xiao Zhang's subjective consciousness.

The art of controlling ghosts is not the art of controlling ghosts. Controller: control, command, and control.

Xiao Zhang, who had learned this magical power, couldn't wait to try it on Gong Er. Even if Gong Er didn't agree with him using the ghost control technique, he could still try it on Huang Yaozu's wife.

Thinking about his relationship with Huang Yaozu, neither he nor his wife would have any objections.

It's not like doing anything else, it's just about getting up.

But Xiao Zhang did not leave, because today Uncle Feng's small class was showing off. In addition to "Xuan Yin's Ghost Control Technique", he was also taught how to practice non-bone transformation.

"The ultimate magical power of ghost-seeking and ghost-killing techniques is the fiery eyes and golden eyes, while the ultimate magical power of Xuanyin's ghost-controlling technique is the six-soul flag."

"???"

"Yes, it's the Six Soul Flag you're thinking of. In the Legend of the Gods, apart from the Four Swords of the Immortal and the Formation of the Immortal, it is the most powerful innate spiritual treasure in the hands of the leader of Tongtian. It can even redefine the earth, water, fire, and wind."

"so smart?"

"Of course, the Tathagata Divine Palm can also cultivate the Tathagata's golden body and achieve the Tathagata's honorable position. Who have you seen who cultivated the Tathagata Divine Palm and became the Tathagata Buddha?"

"Stop talking nonsense, okay? I can't handle this pie. Uncle Feng, I have a business worth tens of billions that I need to take care of. Let's just talk about not turning into bones."

"The cultivation of non-transforming bones is actually very simple." Uncle Feng looked in the direction of Xiangjiang Island and said: "As long as you help the Miscellaneous Affairs Department to defeat demons and eliminate demons, you can cultivate the non-transforming bones. As long as you subdue demons and eliminate demons as many times as you can. If you have enough, you can turn all the bones in your body into immortal bones."

"Is it true?"

Xiao Zhang didn't believe it.

Uncle Feng nodded and said seriously: "It's true, because most of the bones that are not transformed are born from resentment, and do you have any resentment now?"

"Well... in order to stop me after seventy years, you have cultivated to the point where you are about to ascend. Does that count?"

"It doesn't count."

After Uncle Feng decisively denied it, he said: "For example, if you have solved the evil ghost Chu Meiren this time, if you have learned the method of refining the indestructible bones before, then you can transfer Chu Meiren's resentment to your body and practice it. There is no bone left in one place.”

"Damn it, why didn't you tell me earlier?" Xiao Zhang finally felt resentful, but this resentment meant nothing.

"It's just a Chu Beauty. It doesn't count. Don't pay too much attention to it." Uncle Feng explained: "And Chu Beauty's immortal bones had been destroyed before you got involved, that is, her corpse. Only the combination Only her corpse and her resentment can truly capture her immortal bones."

"That's it." Xiao Zhang asked curiously: "Then where is her immortal bone?"

"Throat bone."

Hey, my lion's roar skill.