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"Xiao Zhang, are you okay?"

When Axing saw Xiao Zhang suddenly appear, he asked with concern, but did not step forward to observe because there were two female ghosts beside Xiao Zhang.

"I'm fine, let me introduce you to you." Xiao Zhang put away the ghost-slaying sword with a smile, stretched out his hand in front of Gong Er and said: "This is Mr. Gong Er."

During the Republic of China, both men and women could be called sir.

"Hello, Mr. Gong Er."

Ah Xing and Huang Yaozu greeted each other at the same time, but Uncle Feng just nodded slightly to maintain his superior demeanor.

But Li Guoqiang next to him looked confused.

Mr. Gong Er?

Where is there anyone?

Hey, hey, can you open your yin and yang eyes for me? I don’t want to be like Sir Huang, who can’t see ghosts until his wife dies.

"Hello."

Gong Er noticed that Uncle Feng, Huang Yaozu, and Li Guoqiang were all wearing police uniforms. The yang energy exuding from Ah Xing, who was not wearing police uniforms, was also full of righteousness, and he became more and more convinced that Xiao Zhang was a good person.

I also felt guilty about the fact that I had misunderstood Xiao Zhang just now.

"Mr. Gong Er helped me catch Chu Meiren and learned some things from Chu Meiren. The addresses are..." Xiao Zhang paused, then looked at Li Guoqiang and said with a smile: "Li Sir, I have to trouble you to record it.”

Li Guoqiang was stunned.

Huang Yaozu and Ah Xing were also stunned.

When did Xiao Zhang become so polite? Shouldn't he be called "Hey, that person" under normal circumstances?

It's not that Xiao Zhang is ungrateful, but it's because of Li Guoqiang that he offended Xiao Zhang. Although it was just a trivial matter, it could even be said to be a misunderstanding caused by Xiao Zhang being too lazy to talk nonsense, but judging from Xiao Zhang's temper...

Is it because of this female ghost?

Uncle Feng, Ah Xing, and Huang Yaozu looked at Xiao Zhang with strange eyes at the same time.

Xiao Zhang seemed not to notice and continued to look at Li Guoqiang with a polite smile.

"Oh, okay Mr. Xiao."

Li Guoqiang immediately took out a pen and paper. In an era when mobile phones were not popular, it was quite normal for him to carry such a thing.

Xiao Zhang nodded to Gong Er, and Gong Er gently patted Chu Meiren on the shoulder. Chu Meiren, who had dense blue-gray lines like spider webs all over her body, told her everything she had done after she woke up, like pouring beans.

The number of victims far exceeded Huang Yaozu's known information, which made everyone's expressions very ugly.

However, everyone also knows that there is nothing that can be done about it. The whereabouts of ghosts are erratic, so the word elusive is used.

"It was an accident that she was awakened, but this accident is not the last accident." Uncle Feng looked at Xiao Zhang with a stern expression and said: "Similar situations may become more and more common in the future. You should be careful and pay more attention. One thing, please keep in touch with Sir Huang more often. If there is any situation, please provide support as soon as possible."

"Uncle, don't worry. In order to uphold justice in the world, I will do it."

Xiao Zhang's expression was firm and his tone was serious, and he even made a clenched fist gesture.

The expressions of Uncle Feng, Ah Xing, Huang Yaozu, Li Guoqiang, and Che Wan inside Huang Yaozu's body suddenly became dull.

Apart from Chu Renmei, who was beaten unconscious and whose realm had fallen from a fierce ghost to an evil ghost level, only Gong Er's expression was very normal, and he even nodded to Xiao Zhang with great approval.

this……

"Ahem!" Huang Yaozu coughed dryly and said, "The Zhao family called just now and talked about some business matters. Do you want to call me back?"

"Ah? How long has it been?"

Xiao Zhang was really confused.

"It's been a day and a half."

"That's okay."

Xiao Zhang breathed a sigh of relief, there was enough time.

"Are you really okay?" Huang Yaozu said with some worry and understanding: "I heard that you invested more than one billion there. With such a large investment in the business, you still want to come over and help us solve this problem. If a crisis causes you to lose money, it’s really..."

Yo?

Xiao Zhang looked at Huang Yaozu's worried and guilty expression, and couldn't help but give him a thumbs up. His emotional intelligence was too high, and his eyes were also very good.

"My uncle told me since I was a child that it is our family's mission to destroy demons and bring justice to the world. So no matter what I become or how much money I have, my main business should be to solve similar crises for all mankind. .”

Xiao Zhang's words were once again affirmed by Mr. Gong Er, but he did not express anything.

As for the expressions of Uncle Feng and A Xing, Xiao Zhang chose to ignore them. The acting skills of these two guys were really bad. In the future, they would have to find some professional actors to train them.

"Besides, it's only one billion. I'm very good at doing business."

After Xiao Zhang finished speaking, he looked at Gong Er and asked: "Mr. Gong Er, can this Chu Renmei be handed over to Sir Huang? This is the responsibility of our Xiangjiang Miscellaneous Affairs Department."

"no problem."

Gong Er's words were concise and to the point, and he directly put Chu Beauty in front of Huang Yaozu.

Chu Meiren, who had been seriously injured, had no possibility of escaping. Not to mention that Uncle Feng was present, and that Gong Er, a fierce ghost, could easily track her. Only Xiao Zhang and A Xing could seal it. Dead Chu beauty's escape route.

Escape does not exist.

Huang Yaozu also had no ink marks, so he took out a gun, pointed it at Chu Meiren, and pulled the trigger directly between the eyebrows.

There was a bang.

The specially made bullet passed directly through Chu Meiren's head, but the bullet did not hit the ground, but dissipated directly into the air like Chu Meiren's body.

Xiao Zhang noticed that Gong Er frowned, and asked very thoughtfully: "Is this bullet some new type of equipment?"

Huang Yaozu was very grateful to Xiao Zhang for his help, and wanted to maintain this relationship and continue to seek help from Xiao Zhang in the future, so he answered directly: "It is the latest product of the Science and Technology Department of the Empire on which the Sun Never Sets. It has special damage bonuses for ghosts and monsters. , as long as it hits the vital point, it can basically be killed with one shot. They also have special bullets specifically targeted at vampires, but because we don’t have vampires in Xiangjiang, they did not provide us with relevant weapons."

The sun never sets on the Empire's Ministry of Science and Technology?

Xiao Zhang and Gong Er frowned at the same time, for seemingly different reasons.

"Mr. Xiao, do you need it?" Huang Yaozu said generously: "I still have some here. This case only consumed one bullet. They won't believe me if I tell you. If you need it, Mr. Xiao, I can Bring it here...thirty rounds."

"That's no need. How can I covet your things? It's my bounden duty to conquer demons and I don't charge any revenge." Xiao Zhang waved his hand and said: "And this thing belongs to the Empire on which the Sun Never Sets. I treat them Not a good impression.”

Gong Er nodded again with satisfaction. In the era when she was born and raised, Japan, the Empire on which the Sun Never Sets, and the Eagle Country were all undisputed foreign enemies.

Xiao Zhang's attitude made her very satisfied.

"Okay, it's me, Meng Lang." Huang Yaozu apologized and said: "We have no choice but to use the equipment they provide, but it will be fine in a few years. The red side will definitely provide us with more powerful weapons by then. , and will also arrange for some real professionals to come and help.”

Gong Er asked for the first time: "What does it mean in a few years? Is there going to be another war?"

Xiao Zhang explained: "No, after the peace negotiations, we took back the territory that originally belonged to us, and the handover will be real in six years."

As soon as he heard that Xiangjiang was coming back, Gong Er was in a much better mood. He sighed and said, "It's a pity that I have become like this. Otherwise, I really want to go back and see it."

"What's so difficult about this? If you want to go back and take a look, I can help you."

Xiao Zhang gradually revealed his wolf tail.

"No." Gong Er shook his head and said, "I can't go too far away from this ghost, because I am buried here."

Xiao Zhang looked at Uncle Feng and winked wildly.

Uncle Feng also sighed and then said: "This Mr. Gong should not have been cremated. In fact, you can put the ashes in some special containers after cremation, so that you can travel around the world with the container."

kindness?

Why don't you just ban Gong Er into my ghost-slaying sword without helping me?

Xiao Zhang did not make this stupid suggestion. After all, the two parties had just met each other, and many things were difficult to explain.

Moreover, he himself is a zombie. Whether the ghost can possess him remains to be discussed. Whether he can be discovered to be a zombie after possessing him is also a big question.

"Is this okay?"

Gong Er was a little moved.

It was just because Uncle Feng had already reached the state of returning to his original nature and he did not fly with a sword at this time, so she did not see how powerful Uncle Feng was.

"Okay." Uncle Feng said modestly: "Although I am a policeman, I learned a few Taoist skills by chance. If you believe in us, we can help you do this. After all, you helped us catch Chu Meiren, it means you are a good ghost and can cooperate with us."

Huang Yaozu supplemented Uncle Feng's words with practical actions and called out his wife.

When Che Wan appeared, Gong Er's emotions became more obvious, and he asked hesitantly: "If I cooperate with you, should I choose a policeman as my partner like her?"

You have a very good idea.

Xiao Zhang said decisively: "Yes, one person and one ghost is our standard, but we will not restrict your personal freedom. After all, we are police and good people."

You're a shitty police officer.

Huang Yaozu didn't know that Xiao Zhang was an undercover agent. He complained wildly in his heart but didn't dare to expose it. Instead, he nodded and approved the 'rules' Xiao Zhang said.

Uncle Feng remained silent and pretended to be an expert.

Axing turned his face away and did not dare to look at Xiao Zhang and Gong Er. He really didn't want to lie.

"I believe you." Gong Er pondered for a while and then said, "Okay, if that's the case, please help me. I really want to go back and take a look."

"It's easy to talk." Xiao Zhang took a step closer and looked at Gong Er with a sincere face and asked, "This matter will be taken care of by me. I will be very good to you in the future..."

"You?" Gong Er shook his head and said, "No, I don't choose you, I choose him."

he?

Everyone's eyes followed the direction of Gong Er's finger and focused on Li Guoqiang.

"What's wrong?"

Li Guoqiang looked confused.

"Why?"

Xiao Zhang was very puzzled.

Gong Er explained: "Because you don't need me, and his strength should be the weakest among you, so that my abilities can be maximized and I can do more good things, so I choose him. "

Xiao Zhang was helpless.

Is it my fault for being too strong?